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Unloved and alone?

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Being buried alive.  :(
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The Layne Staley way? :'(

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Falling feet first into a meat grinder?

Burning at the stake?

Impalement! That would be pretty bad.
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:o :oI agree those are all pretty bad.It seems being in a downing plane would be pretty bad ,too.I think it would be like being on a roller coaster,but you're up a lot higher,and there's no brakes and no way to do so,and you're going down faster and faster as in a roller coaster,till eventually the plkane breaks apart.I think if you're riding a roller coaster you can imagine this.But I think a lot of people lose consciousness on a downing plane.Cheers!

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The Layne Staley way? :'(
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:'( :'( :'( Yes. :'( :'( :'(

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Man, what a depressing thread.
How about finding out you've contracted AIDS and cancer after you've been put in the hospital because you got ran over and dragged by a car and a loved one has secretly stolen all your meals for the last 7 days because you're so unloved and alone and the hospital catches on fire and while you're burning you get stuck on an elevator and a water main bursts, fills up the elevator and you drown.
Have a nice day! ;D
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Yikes!...You win.   :(

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Man, what a depressing thread.
How about finding out you've contracted AIDS and cancer after you've been put in the hospital because you got ran over and dragged by a car and a loved one has secretly stolen all your meals for the last 7 days because you're so unloved and alone and the hospital catches on fire and while you're burning you get stuck on an elevator and a water main bursts, fills up the elevator and you drown.
Have a nice day! ;D
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Yup, that about covers it. :-/

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Having accomplished nothing.
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  What would you consider a worthy accomplishment?  I mean, I accomplish things every day...

  Just curious.

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To quote a somewhat famous email about chickens crossing the road:

Ernest Hemingway
"Alone.  In the rain."
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You beat me too it...I was just about to say

"Alone"

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I'm surprised nobody mentioned being eaten alive by a lion, shark, tiger, alligator, bear, and carnivorous animal.
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All at the same time! That would hurt!

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To quote a somewhat famous email about chickens crossing the road:

Ernest Hemingway
"Alone.  In the rain."
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You are soooo right TV9!

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I'm surprised nobody mentioned being eaten alive by a lion, shark, tiger, alligator, bear, and carnivorous animal.
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:o :o :o :oYeah,that would be bad,too--esp[ecially if the tear open your abdomen and pull o ut your intestines and eat those first,then your stomach,then your liver,then kidneys--I think you would finally die after it eats the first lung and is starting to pull out the second one to eat :PCheers!

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:o :o :o :oYeah,that would be bad,too--esp[ecially if the tear open your abdomen and pull o ut your intestines and eat those first,then your stomach,then your liver,then kidneys--I think you would finally die after it eats the first lung and is starting to pull out the second one to eat :PCheers!
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Ok, that is a horrible visual.

Can I just say "EWWWWWW!"  :P ;D

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Ok, that is a horrible visual.

Can I just say "EWWWWWW!"  :P ;D
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:P :PYeah,you can!I think no one mentioned this until later in this thread is because they have ways you can fend off animal attacks.I think this would just happen,if,I don't know---youu fall and break your leg,or something,and can't get away for some reason.Cheers! :-X

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:P :PYeah,you can!I think no one mentioned this until later in this thread is because they have ways you can fend off animal attacks.I think this would just happen,if,I don't know---youu fall and break your leg,or something,and can't get away for some reason.Cheers! :-X
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Do you mean like maybe even if you like break your back so you can't move but you can still feel it while the animals tear you up and make you into an all you can eat buffet? Argh that is a happy thought.  :(

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Do you mean like maybe even if you like break your back so you can't move but you can still feel it while the animals tear you up and make you into an all you can eat buffet? Argh that is a happy thought.  :(
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:o :o Yeah----that would be bad,too.:o

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:P :PYeah,you can!I think no one mentioned this until later in this thread is because they have ways you can fend off animal attacks.I think this would just happen,if,I don't know---youu fall and break your leg,or something,and can't get away for some reason.Cheers! :-X
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Actually crocs can live for a week on a roast chicken. When they take a large animal like a buffalo, they'll usually take a few good sized bites and then jam the rest under a log for later. Their metabolism is very slow, so despite their size, they don't really eat that much.
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:o :o :oYour screen name suggests an interesting way to die!LOL :DCheers! :P

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Having your testicles blown off.
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I don't think that would kill you. It would just make you sing higher. :)

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I don't think that would kill you. It would just make you sing higher. :)
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LMAO!!!!!! ;D

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Having your testicles blown off.
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:o :o :oby Lorena Bobbitt?Cheers!

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:o :o :oby Lorena Bobbitt?Cheers!
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LOL Marian I dont know if that counts! He's had it re-attached and is now (or was) a porn star! :o

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:o :o :oYour screen name suggests an interesting way to die!LOL :DCheers! :P
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;)

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Having your testicles blown off.
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your heart would still be beating.So having your testicles blown off is silly!  ;)

Howard

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your heart would still be beating.So having your testicles blown off is silly!  ;)

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Your heart might stop from the shock and pain, though.

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Your heart might stop from the shock and pain, though.
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You can be sure mine would  :o

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your heart would still be beating.So having your testicles blown off is silly!  ;)

Howard
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Just how many guys would want to remain alive after such an injury?

Not many, I'd bet....

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Just how many guys would want to remain alive after such an injury?

Not many, I'd bet....
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LOL, I think you'd be right there ;D.  However, I read just yesterday that a man had a testicle ripped off by his girlfriend (with her fingernails! :o) when she found out he was/caught him (can't remember which) cheating.  But wait, there's more!  She got sent to jail for it, served her sentence and then......drumroll please.....the man with one ball asked her to marry him!!!  :o ??? :o  I think the missing ball may just have addled his brains.....:D

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LOL, I think you'd be right there ;D.  However, I read just yesterday that a man had a testicle ripped off by his girlfriend (with her fingernails! :o) when she found out he was/caught him (can't remember which) cheating.  But wait, there's more!  She got sent to jail for it, served her sentence and then......drumroll please.....the man with one ball asked her to marry him!!!  :o ??? :o  I think the missing ball may just have addled his brains.....:D
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Oh,my God!Is that really any better than a man who beats his wife?Cheers!

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Getting run ove by a steamroller wouldn't be pleasant.
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:o :o :oYeah,if you don't get run over head first,you don't die instantly!!! :oCheers! :P

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In an auto accident off the side of a cliff with the auto reverse tape player continually playing Boy George (out of my reach) while I slowly bleed to death!  :o
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ROFL!  "Do you really want to hurt me/Do you really want to watch me die" - isn't that how it goes?

Phil
PS "Getting your testicles blown off", in the explosive rather than the Bill Clinton use of the word, would probably be the worst way not to die...

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ROFL!  "Do you really want to hurt me/Do you really want to watch me die" - isn't that how it goes?

Phil
PS "Getting your testicles blown off", in the explosive rather than the Bill Clinton use of the word, would probably be the worst way not to die...
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Funny you should mention that Phil, it actually happened to someone (he didnt die) but had to listen to the Boy George album for 8 hours till someone found him! Needless to say he never listened to Boy George again!

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  What would you consider a worthy accomplishment?  I mean, I accomplish things every day...

  Just curious.
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That's a tough question.  I guess I should have said "believing you had accomplished nothing".  It's not for me to judge what others have or have not accomplished, but for them.  For me, I'm satisfied that my being on this planet has been positive for others, I guess that would be my definition of "accomplishment".  I've fathered 4 great kids, helped hundreds of other young people become active learners and thoughtful people, made a few people happy, at least some of the time, and have done very little that I am ashamed of.  What do you think  :-/

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:o :o :oby Lorena Bobbitt?Cheers!
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YOW!

Actually Bobbittizing a guy and blowing a testicle off. Hmmm. If they can get both his Vienna sausage and the guy to the ER on time, they can reattach it. Once a guy loses a Swedish meatball or two - and it's gone! Ugh! They can die too from blood loss and pain.

Gut shots are pretty bad too.

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YOW!

Actually Bobbittizing a guy and blowing a testicle off. Hmmm. If they can get both his Vienna sausage and the guy to the ER on time, they can reattach it. Once a guy loses a Swedish meatball or two - and it's gone! Ugh! They can die too from blood loss and pain.

Gut shots are pretty bad too.
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:o :oIf you're a female pairs figure skater,it wouldn't be good to accidentally "Bobbitize'your male partner!Cheers!

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:o :oIf you're a female pairs figure skater,it wouldn't be good to accidentally "Bobbitize'your male partner!Cheers!
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What do you think they will play at the funeral? Uh, "Hot Corn, Cold Corn" cut#B4 by The Everly Brothers of course. Du-uh!

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I just want one of those non painful ordinary garden variety deaths please.

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I agree, Shaz.  I want to die like my grandma did.  She was in a nurshing home when she died.  One morning she just died.  Aneurysm.  Yep, wanna die like grandma...in my scrambled eggs. ;D

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:o :o :oby Lorena Bobbitt?Cheers!
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Like, when your decrapitated they say you still have...uhhh, like 20 seconds of conciousnes :o :o

I would listen to The Righteous Brothers then, right before I go 8)

Um,like What kind of music would you want to have at your funeral played?

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I also think choking on a ham sandwich or horking in your sleep & drowning in it would be pretty bad as well.
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How does anyone "hork"in their sleep? I must try that if it's something new.  ;D :D

Howard

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Like, when your decrapitated they say you still have...uhhh, like 20 seconds of conciousnes :o :o

I would listen to The Righteous Brothers then, right before I go 8)

Um,like What kind of music would you want to have at your funeral played?

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:o :oI read that that happened a lot during the french revolution.Cheers! :o

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How does anyone "hork"in their sleep? I must try that if it's something new.  ;D :D

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Howard, "horking" in your sleep is a slang term for "vomiting" in your sleep.  :-X :-X

I've only heard of it happening to people who drink waaaaayyyy waaaayyyy to much alcohol.

There have been a few rock stars who have died that way.

You really, really don't want to try it.

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I agree, Shaz.  I want to die like my grandma did.  She was in a nurshing home when she died.  One morning she just died.  Aneurysm.  Yep, wanna die like grandma...in my scrambled eggs. ;D
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Exactly, Dag! I also don't want to be found dead and it was apparent I was in a private act of some kind..I guess it shouldn't matter.. after all I will be dead but still! Look at poor Elvis.

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So, I guess it's like the old joke:

"When I die, I want to go just like my Grandfather, peacefully in my sleep.  Not yelling and screaming like the passengers on his bus."

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So, I guess it's like the old joke:

"When I die, I want to go just like my Grandfather, peacefully in my sleep.  Not yelling and screaming like the passengers on his bus."
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LMAO!! Exactly!! ;D

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Howard, "horking" in your sleep is a slang term for "vomiting" in your sleep.  :-X :-X

I've only heard of it happening to people who drink waaaaayyyy waaaayyyy to much alcohol.

There have been a few rock stars who have died that way.

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I'm not that person who drinks a lot.I dribble on my pillow.Would that count?  ;D ???

Howard

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In an auto accident off the side of a cliff with the auto reverse tape player continually playing Boy George (out of my reach) while I slowly bleed to death!  :o
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   slowly bleeding to death would be better than being trapped and having to listen to that till the battery went dead. :o

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   slowly bleeding to death would be better than being trapped and having to listen to that till the battery went dead. :o
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Humm I dont know about that 98vfr! once the battery got low enough, the tape would be played slower and I might get a good laugh out of hearing Boy George warped voice! (provided that I could laugh!)

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2. Being "Drawn and Quartered" I saw that one on Faces of Death...absolutely vile

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I have seen one of those Faces of Death and that was enough for me! Gawd  :P :o It was the one where the guy shot himself in the head. I NEVER want to see one of those shows again. *shudders*

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burning to death has got to be pretty bad, people jump out of buildings (no matter how high) just to get away from the heat.
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:o :oHow about being already burned,jumping oyt and landing on a cactus or thorny bush.!!!! :o

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:o :oHow about being already burned,jumping oyt and landing on a cactus or thorny bush.!!!! :o
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  worste case scenario ???

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I have seen one of those Faces of Death and that was enough for me! Gawd  :P :o It was the one where the guy shot himself in the head. I NEVER want to see one of those shows again. *shudders*
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