Madonna changes name to Esther

Madonna has reportedly changed her name to Esther. The singer was inspired to take on a new name by her study of Jewish mysticism known as Kabbalah.

Madonna is rarely seen out without Kabbalah’s trademark red string bracelet.

Her husband, Guy Ritchie, is also a follower of Kabbalah.

Madonna and Guy have a son together, four-year-old Rocco, and Madonna has a seven-year-old daughter, Lourdes, from her previous relationship with her former personal trainer, Carlos Leon.

She said the best thing about growing older was getting smarter. The key to a successful marriage is learning to apologise, she said.

Wasn't there more posts on this thread, or did Esther/Madonna steal our comments? :-\\
BTW, Joelle, this thread is in the PPP forum, too. ;)

Madonna changes name to Esther

Madonna has reportedly changed her name to Esther. The singer was inspired to take on a new name by her study of Jewish mysticism known as Kabbalah.

Madonna is rarely seen out without Kabbalah’s trademark red string bracelet.

Her husband, Guy Ritchie, is also a follower of Kabbalah.

Madonna and Guy have a son together, four-year-old Rocco, and Madonna has a seven-year-old daughter, Lourdes, from her previous relationship with her former personal trainer, Carlos Leon.

She said the best thing about growing older was getting smarter. The key to a successful marriage is learning to apologise, she said.

Personally, I would prefer that she retained her name but changed her career  ;)

Personally, I would prefer that she retained her name but changed her career  ;)

:):):)

Sounds like a load of old kabbalahs to me... I feel a parody coming on

Whatever! ::)

Oh, but didn't you know she's become a "children's author"? ;D


Oh that's good - what an exceptional role model she would make  ::)

Oh that's good - what an exceptional role model she would make  ::)
NOT!

Esther??  Yeah, ok :-\\

Oh that's good - what an exceptional role model she would make  ::)


Yeah - about as good as Chopper Read ::)  Maybe they could collaborate on a book for the kiddies :P

I'm still laughing about it too..


"Esther"

???

Right on, Fuss. Something like "Madonna the Nurse" or "Madonna the CEO" or maybe "Madonna the Sewage Worker". ;D.
Personally, I would prefer that she retained her name but changed her career  ;)

The Esther Formerly Known As Madonna?

:):):)

Sounds like a load of old kabbalahs to me... I feel a parody coming on


i agree:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel120.shtml

So,Her name would Esther Ciccione? Now,that name sounds like either a Jewish or an Italian Grandmother!  ;D



Howard

Sheesh,

Aren't there any 80's icons left that haven't become so screwed up??

Reminds me of that scene in "The Doors" when Jim Morrison tells Bobby Krieger "Why don't you just change your name to Stan, or Irving, it's just a name"

Maybe David Bowie should change his name back to Ziggy Stardust like he did in the 70's. ;D



Howard

A SLIME by any other name is still just a SLIME :P

Reminds me of Sanford & Son's Aunt Esther ;D
You 'ol Heathin' http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:SK0GPg4selkJ:famousdeaths.150m.com/images/20020921/PageLawanda.jpg ::)

She ought to start wearing nothing but bad 70's clothes and call herself "Polly Esther." ;D

She ought to start wearing nothing but bad 70's clothes and call herself "Polly Esther." ;D
Good one, AL-B ;D :)

Esther Ritchie has a certain ring to it?

Old news, this happen pretty much earlier this year.

At least she didn't change her name to a "symbol" or some stupid like "P. Diddy" or "Diddy".  ::)

I heard she changed her name from "Skank" to the more British-sounding "Trollop".

;D

I heard she changed her name from "Skank" to the more British-sounding "Trollop".

;D

I dunno.  Is "skank" a frame of mind, or an act of participation?  Esther Madonna is fairly conservative for someone who could get as much as she wants, whenever she wants.  If I could have availed myself as many trysts as I wanted, It prolly would have killed me by now!
:-[ :P

I dunno.  Is "skank" a frame of mind, or an act of participation?  Esther Madonna is fairly conservative for someone who could get as much as she wants, whenever she wants.  If I could have availed myself as many trysts as I wanted, It prolly would have killed me by now!
:-[ :P


[i[Skank has many uses:

Noun: "She is a world class skank"

Verb: "Man, Esther really skanked up the British Isles"

Adjective:  "She has a really skanky attitude"

Adverb:  "She carried herself skankily"

[i[Skank has many uses:

Noun: "She is a world class skank"

Verb: "Man, Esther really skanked up the British Isles"

Adjective:  "She has a really skanky attitude"

Adverb:  "She carried herself skankily"

But you haven't addressed the definition of "skank."  You've only given a few examples of usage.
;)

But you haven't addressed the definition of "skank."  You've only given a few examples of usage.
;)


;D

Esther Ritchie has a certain ring to it?

Is that intended as a microbiologist joke?  (given that the E of E Coli stands for Escherichia)... implying she's some kind of bug that lives in the gut?

Is that intended as a microbiologist joke?  (given that the E of E Coli stands for Escherichia)... implying she's some kind of bug that lives in the gut?
Solved!

Yeah, too bad the name "Supertramp" was already taken :D

Yeah, too bad the name "Supertramp" was already taken :D


;D