People who tuck their football jerseys into their pants
Toronto
People who blast their Sepultura in the middle of the afternoon (Oh wait, that's what annoys my neighbours ;))

Other than that nothing else really annoys me right now because I have been stricken with permagrin ;)

It was always themormons for me....until one day when I saw them coming up the sidewalk and shouted into the house...."It's those darn mormons again...get daddy his gun!" They never came back :)
We get Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons darkening our doorway....my roommate and I tell 'em' Yes we believe in God.....we are busy now....please don't come here again or we will call the cops!'(It's illegal to do solicitation on our condo's property!)

Construction People who inconvienience people.

When nothing works around my house

Crowded Buses. >:(


Howard

People who don't flush public toilets !


Yeah,I know the feeling(and the smell as well)  :P

Howard

Here is another thing that annoys me.  Police who are driving get close to a red light or a stop sign and then turn on their sirens, go through the red light or stop sign, and then turn the siren off when they get to the other side.

Add to that cops who drop in behind you and tailgait you for miles and miles.
I can't stand drivers who are discourteous to pedestrians, and at the same time, pedestrians who exacerbate the problem by crossing against the light.

GWBushh2004 wroteThere you go again, you couldn't go without another personal attack on people of faith.  Curious are you talking about ALL people of faith, or the extremists like Hamas and Islamic jihad.

--My personal hate (and I hope this doesn't start anything) are the left-wing extremists.  Open-society people who want secular things like: STRICT separtaion of church and state, legalization on drugs, public healthcare, banning firearms, legalization of gay marriage, and other stuff.  My personal qualms are with Michael Moore, George Soros, Al Franken, Jananne God-awful-o, Ralph Nader, Howard Dean, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Edward Kennedy, and Conan O'Brien.

And one sidenote (please don't respond here on this thread) i'm surprised that no one has mentioned ''under God'' staying in the U.S. pledge.
Like Philbo, I don't like unsolicited dogma shoved at me.  Sometimes in comes from religious zeolots, other times it comes from VEGANS!  Christian zeolots preach about Jesus and hellfire, vegans preach about tofu and heart disease.  The net result is the same.
And I find it a little scary, GWB, that everybody on the Right has the same roster of left-wingers to hate.  I find it also scary that the names on the roster change depending on who Rush Limberger and the FOX scholars are ranking on.

Being rushed all the time. >:(



Howard

We get Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons darkening our doorway....my roommate and I tell 'em' Yes we believe in God.....we are busy now....please don't come here again or we will call the cops!'(It's illegal to do solicitation on our condo's property!)
Add to my complaint list
Able-bodied people who:
park in 'handicapped'parking spaces..just because they're too damn LAZY to WALK a little!
People who don't give up their seat on the bus to elderly and/or disabled people.pregnant women,and parents with babies and/or small children
People who are downright MEAN and RUDE
Parents who teach their kids,directly or indirectly,that it's okay to to be nasty to others(Just bully 'em(the innocent victim) more if they try to correct you..)


Also misinformed people who think all NASCAR fans are hicks and/or idiots!

People with superiority issues (i.e. those who are always right)-not really a hate, but they annoy me



You got that right.

My stupid friend who just can't seem to grow up and acts like a 5 year old child. >:(



Howard

I don't know why I kept getting banned from here. I think it was because I was not wanted here. But it's all good now because I am here to stay.

(^ Is this who I think it is?)

My biggest problem is RACISTS!  Especially if they're at church and they think it's some sorta "self-righteous" attitude.   >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Ignorant people who always insist on sticking their foot in their mouth.  There's one person in particular and he sure as hell better  not transfer to my school.  >:(

Big sisters who tell you to clean their house even though they throw their unopened mail and stuff all over the place and never throw it away themselves.  >:(

People at the employment agency who say they're very impressed with your computer skills, but then tell you to go be a waitress.  >:(

(^ Is this who I think it is?)

My biggest problem is RACISTS!  Especially if they're at church and they think it's some sorta "self-righteous" attitude.   >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Ignorant people who always insist on sticking their foot in their mouth.  There's one person in particular and he sure as hell better  not transfer to my school.  >:(

Big sisters who tell you to clean their house even though they throw their unopened mail and stuff all over the place and never throw it away themselves.  >:(

People at the employment agency who say they're very impressed with your computer skills, but then tell you to go be a waitress.  >:(


I HATE Racism AND "Reverse" Racism....i wish people could just all learn to love each other :)

Not nearly as much as other things do.
Understood....but that still does annoy you then? BTW, welcome back ;)

People at the employment agency who say they're very impressed with your computer skills, but then tell you to go be a waitress.  >:(

Don't worry they're like that up here in Canada too.

Which brings me to another thing that drives me nuts up here in Canada. The government will pay for immigrants to go to school, take a french class and have the luxury of not having to pay as much taxes as someone who was born here. I am paying taxes to help people who aren't even from my country get a better job than me. >:(

Don't worry they're like that up here in Canada too.

Which brings me to another thing that drives me nuts up here in Canada. The government will pay for immigrants to go to school, take a french class and have the luxury of not having to pay as much taxes as someone who was born here. I am paying taxes to help people who aren't even from my country get a better job than me. >:(


Hell YEAH.  You nailed it.  That is the thinking of the democrats down here, tax everyone to death so you can pay for illegals from Mexico healthcare and school and other stuff they get for free while I work my ***  making a crappy $23.50 an hour just trying to survive.

Raciest
People who think their better then everyone else.
People that put other people down just to make them selfs feel better.

I was once 'associated' with Jehovah's Witnesses. They are not that bad - a bit pedantic sometimes. Try not to treat them too cruelly (I'LL SEND FOR THE COPS!!!). They are as nervous cold-calling on people as you are angry seeing them at the doors. You can always say 'not interested' and they should take the hint and write DNC on their reports (meaning 'Do not call').  :)

People who never use both sides of the toilet paper, I mean, what a waste...

(Er...why's everyone looking at me like that?!!)


Lol. Talk about a sticky situation.  ;D

People who think their better then everyone else.


People who think they're hot stuff or know-it-all's. >:(



Howard

The morning crowded buses when they say move to the rear,nobody listens and just try to squish in like a bunch of sardines. >:(



Howard

My sister Sue who lives in Denver.she shut out my parents from 1991-1998 and then my Dad had a triple-bypass and she came back around....she gave any explnation and never said she was "Sorry"  >:( So in a more general way of putting this....I've always believed the best way to resolve something is through a heartfelt apology. Life may be too short to hold a grudge or harbor bad feelings towards someone but that sincere apology sure takes care of things :)

I have no tolerance for:

- stupidity
- ignorance
- racism/sexism/homophobia
- people who think they're better than you
- people who moan about their life/job/income when it's better than yours
- employers who won't hire someone because they're "overqualified" or because they weren't born and educated here
- people who think I'm less of a person because I can't walk
- cyclists who ride on the pavement rather than the road where they should be
- drivers who speed through yellow lights and red lights
- etc...etc..etc...

<deep breathing> Calm blue oceans...calm blue oceans...calm blue oceans... :)

Absolutely Vile

Hell YEAH.  You nailed it.  That is the thinking of the democrats down here, tax everyone to death so you can pay for illegals from Mexico healthcare and school and other stuff they get for free while I work my ***  making a crappy $23.50 an hour just trying to survive.

GASP!  Oh, you poor man!

GASP!  Oh, you poor man!


Yeah! I'd love to be making that much! That's almost $40 an hour Canadian!! I WISH!!!!

Absolutely Vile

Hell YEAH.  You nailed it.  That is the thinking of the democrats down here, tax everyone to death so you can pay for illegals from Mexico healthcare and school and other stuff they get for free while I work my ***  making a crappy $23.50 an hour just trying to survive.


Poor you...How do you survive on $23.50?  ::)

Poor you...How do you survive on $23.50?  ::)


On the other hand, the more you have, the more you spend.  Many American bankrupcy claims come from people making well into the six figures per annum.  They just overextended themselves!

The morning crowded buses when they say move to the rear,nobody listens and just try to squish in like a bunch of sardines. >:(



Howard
That happens a lot on the buses I ride(New Jersey Transit!). But at least I only have to deal with rude bus DRIVERS sometimes!

People with MAJOR body odor....don't they know what SOAP and WATER is..or LAUNDRY DETERGENT!?!

People with MAJOR body odor....don't they know what SOAP and WATER is..or LAUNDRY DETERGENT!?!


oh god yes....this is always a problem in the little hick-town school.  The aggies who only bathe once every two months....and let their nails grow long and dirty (i wish there was a throw-up emoticon here)  What I don't understand is that that same person's sister can be all nice and clean every day, but then the brother lives like he doesn't know what a shower is.

Poor you...How do you survive on $23.50?  ::)


Yeah! I'd be rummaging through rubbish bins for food if I was making a grand a week! ::)

Absolutely Vile

Hell YEAH.  You nailed it.  That is the thinking of the democrats down here, tax everyone to death so you can pay for illegals from Mexico healthcare and school and other stuff they get for free while I work my ***  making a crappy $23.50 an hour just trying to survive.
$23.50 an hour??? Crappy??? Sounds to me like you're more concerned about having a bigger car and more toys than your neighbors than you are about "survival."  Sheesh!

On the other hand, the more you have, the more you spend.  Many American bankrupcy claims come from people making well into the six figures per annum.  They just overextended themselves!


Oh, that's true. Some people treat their credit cards as extra cash they can spend, then worry themselves silly when they get their bill and find out they're in tens of thousands of dollars in debt. People need to live within their means! Credit cards are evil! ;)

Absolutely Vile

Some people in Lithuania survive on 20 bucks a month.  Deal with it.

People need to live within their means! Credit cards are evil! ;)

Absolutely Vile


Amen to that!

Some people in Lithuania survive on 20 bucks a month.  Deal with it.
My supported housing program helps me manage my money. I am on Social Security disability,and with my program's help,I manage to afford BOTH what I need and things I want,within reason. So I can't complain here!

Lol. Talk about a sticky situation.  ;D

Ha ha!  ;D

I don't know about the rest of you but $23.50 a month is hard to survive on.  I got a mortgage at about 975 dollars a month.  Electric, gas, water, car payments, food, internet, digital cable, it gets expensive.  If Lockheed wasn't so fricking greedy they would give me a dang raise which I haven't gotten in over 4 years.  And Maxwell is right, my brother is in debt and he makes $300,000 a year!  The more you make, the more you spend.  SCREW YOU LOCKHEED.

Alright something that annoys me in the Georgia state patrol.  Its there commercials and them.  Every day about 15 times I see that stupid commercial saying ''we are cracking down on Georgia drivers for seatbelts, speed, and alcohol......because Georgia is ranked the fastest (in cars) then any other state.''  Every day I run late be they are stoping EVERYONE on the interstate and highways checking for presence of alcohol, which to me seems like profiling.  And, no joke when I lived in Tennessee ALL the police smiled and were so friendly, then I move down here and all I see are 20 year-olds with a serious bug up their ***.  I swear I think all the rookie cops are in Georgia then after a fews years on the job they move to the other 49 states.

People with MAJOR body odor....don't they know what SOAP and WATER is..or LAUNDRY DETERGENT!?!


Yeah. There's a bloke at work and he changes his clothes every three days or so. He came to work ponging the other day and it leaves me with a dilhemma.Should I mentally scar the man by telling him he stinks or should I put up with it?

As a reply to Absolutely Vile's comment about credit cards. Fair play I say.

A friend of mine has maxed out his 2000 pound credit bill, not realising it is going to take him about 10 years to pay off!

I think credit cards are a tool for banks to use people's base greed against them. Dr Faustus never had it so lucky . . .  ;D

As a reply to Absolutely Vile's comment about credit cards. Fair play I say.

A friend of mine has maxed out his 2000 pound credit bill, not realising it is going to take him about 10 years to pay off!

I think credit cards are a tool for banks to use people's base greed against them. Dr Faustus never had it so lucky . . .  ;D


I used to work with a guy who was making $10,000 a month, and he and his wife regularly kept a $15,000 credit card balance and never had any money.  Imagine, a guy who was 52 years old, hauling in that kind of dough, and always broke.  ::)

They spent $400 a month just on cigarettes.  :o

I use my credit card to get frequent-flier points and that's it.  I pay off the bill in full every month, which means that if I can not afford to buy something "this month", then I do not charge it to a credit card either.  :-X

Alright something that annoys me in the Georgia state patrol.  Its there commercials and them.  Every day about 15 times I see that stupid commercial saying ''we are cracking down on Georgia drivers for seatbelts, speed, and alcohol......because Georgia is ranked the fastest (in cars) then any other state.''  Every day I run late be they are stoping EVERYONE on the interstate and highways checking for presence of alcohol, which to me seems like profiling.  And, no joke when I lived in Tennessee ALL the police smiled and were so friendly, then I move down here and all I see are 20 year-olds with a serious bug up their ***.  I swear I think all the rookie cops are in Georgia then after a fews years on the job they move to the other 49 states.

Whatever happened to Sheriff Beaufort T. Justice and the Bandit? 

Whatever happened to Sheriff Beaufort T. Justice and the Bandit? 


They got a few years experience and moved to another state.

I used to work with a guy who was making $10,000 a month, and he and his wife regularly kept a $15,000 credit card balance and never had any money.  Imagine, a guy who was 52 years old, hauling in that kind of dough, and always broke.  ::)

They spent $400 a month just on cigarettes.  :o

I use my credit card to get frequent-flier points and that's it.  I pay off the bill in full every month, which means that if I can not afford to buy something "this month", then I do not charge it to a credit card either.  :-X


Wow. They earn a month probably as much as I earn in about 10 months and they feel the need for more money!?! What kind of a life is that?

Alright something that annoys me in the Georgia state patrol.  Its there commercials and them.  Every day about 15 times I see that stupid commercial saying ''we are cracking down on Georgia drivers for seatbelts, speed, and alcohol......because Georgia is ranked the fastest (in cars) then any other state.''  Every day I run late be they are stoping EVERYONE on the interstate and highways checking for presence of alcohol, which to me seems like profiling.  And, no joke when I lived in Tennessee ALL the police smiled and were so friendly, then I move down here and all I see are 20 year-olds with a serious bug up their ***.  I swear I think all the rookie cops are in Georgia then after a fews years on the job they move to the other 49 states.


That's because they have nothing better to do....especially Cobb County Cops.  There's this road near Town Center Mall and every weekend, they have about 15 cops sitting there, waiting to catch people speeding.  Atlanta has one of the highest crime rates in the country, but it's more important to set up speed traps.  ::)

People with MAJOR body odor....don't they know what SOAP and WATER is..or LAUNDRY DETERGENT!?!


and when you get close to them and their body has a stinky sock odor.It makes you wanna say something to them,doesn't it? >:(



Howard

When one of my neighbors has a loud barking dog and just can't seem to shut the hell up. >:(


Howard

That's because they have nothing better to do....especially Cobb County Cops.  There's this road near Town Center Mall and every weekend, they have about 15 cops sitting there, waiting to catch people speeding.  Atlanta has one of the highest crime rates in the country, but it's more important to set up speed traps.  ::)


Yes!  You must live in Georgia.  The cobb county police force along with Powder Springs police and paulding country are some of the stupidest, idiotic, annoying cops I have ever seen.  But they all look perfect when you compare them to the Georgia state patrol that has nothing better to do then give speeding tickets to people going 5 MPH over the limit and staking people out at the Georgia-Alabama state line for fireworks.

That's because they have nothing better to do....especially Cobb County Cops.  There's this road near Town Center Mall and every weekend, they have about 15 cops sitting there, waiting to catch people speeding.  Atlanta has one of the highest crime rates in the country, but it's more important to set up speed traps.  ::)


They're playing good Cobb bad Cobb with you!
;D
Cobb County, that's Gingrich country!  Got a lot of defense contracting jobs down there, thanks to old Newt. 

They're playing good Cobb bad Cobb with you!
;D
Cobb County, that's Gingrich country!  Got a lot of defense contracting jobs down there, thanks to old Newt. 


Wow I live in cobb county and I had no idea Newt had anything to do with this rural hick place.  I work at Lockheed which is in cobb county so we do have a lot of defense related programs down here.  If what you saying is true, I have another reason to like Newt!

Wow I live in cobb county and I had no idea Newt had anything to do with this rural hick place.  I work at Lockheed which is in cobb county so we do have a lot of defense related programs down here.  If what you saying is true, I have another reason to like Newt!

I've never been there, but I've heard Cobb doesn't have what you'd call a "hick" per capita income.  Although, the definition of "hick" is changing.  If the right-wing is trying to say that "elitism" has nothing to do with wealth, it only follows.

People who SPIT on the sidewalk.Go hock up in the TRASHCAN,please,your spit turns my stomach!
Also boombox owners who seem to think everyone on the planet wants to listen to their (c)rap!!

Men who:
leave the toilet seat up
Scratch their ahem...privates in public
have ear or nose hair and don't trim it
pretend they are Mr.Fixit coz they're too damn CHEAP to call a repairman!
WILL NOT stop and ask for directions when they get lost while driving...wazzup with THAT?

Idiots who are cruel to animals..What if someone chained THEM up and neglected them!?!

I've never been there, but I've heard Cobb doesn't have what you'd call a "hick" per capita income.  Although, the definition of "hick" is changing.  If the right-wing is trying to say that "elitism" has nothing to do with wealth, it only follows.


Well, I've lived in Cobb for 25 years now and I wouldn't call it "hick" nor would I call it "elite".  It's pretty much middle class and the county seat's (Marietta) population is over 1 million. (definitely too large to call a "hick" town)   Alpharetta and Buckhead are the wealthier areas in the Atlanta area, btw.  :)

And if anything I said hinted at something political, trust me, it wasn't intended, I was agreeing with GWB's assessment of Georgia cops.  ;)

Well, I've lived in Cobb for 25 years now and I wouldn't call it "hick" nor would I call it "elite".  It's pretty much middle class and the county seat's (Marietta) population is over 1 million. (definitely too large to call a "hick" town)   Alpharetta and Buckhead are the wealthier areas in the Atlanta area, btw.  :)

And if anything I said hinted at something political, trust me, it wasn't intended, I was agreeing with GWB's assessment of Georgia cops.  ;)


I've lived in Cobb for 21 years.  I live outside of the very small town of Powder Springs, near that square that hasn't been changed since the 1940's (you can tell by the style of the square.)  Woop you are right, Georgia cops are fricking ***holes.  Vote Mac Collins (www.ibackmac.com)!!!!  The only true conservative 100% pro-life senator!

I don't know about the rest of you but $23.50 a month is hard to survive on.  I got a mortgage at about 975 dollars a month.  Electric, gas, water, car payments, food, internet, digital cable, it gets expensive.  If Lockheed wasn't so fricking greedy they would give me a dang raise which I haven't gotten in over 4 years.  And Maxwell is right, my brother is in debt and he makes $300,000 a year!  The more you make, the more you spend.  SCREW YOU LOCKHEED.


hey!!!!!!!!!!............my daddy works at Lockheed Martin in Grand Prarie, TX
But he's pretty greedy with his own money....he keeps buying new guitars and amplifiers and all kinds of accessories for his guitars and his truck, yet he doesn't realize that PEOPLE IN THE FAMILY NEED CLOTHING AND MAYBE THEY WOULD LIKE NICE THINGS TOO BESIDES ELECTRONICS!!!  But then, now that there's only one kid left at home, she gets more money spent on her than the rest of us combined  >:(

Which brings up another thing:
I go off to college....AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A CAR!!!  (Well, I can't drive too good anyway, but that's cuz they hardly let me practice)  And then dad yells at me for not getting a job.  Like he thinks it's so easy to get a job on-campus or that all places within walking distance are gonna hire just like that (btw, oklahoma's economy REALLY SUX RIGHT NOW!!!)
Anyway, my little sister plans on staying home and going to college just half an hour away.  So my dad said HE WOULD BUY HER A CAR   >:( >:( >:(   HOW ****ED UP IS THAT?!!!!!!

Lockheed Martin do our computer systems at work. They make a lot of work for themselves.

People who throw thier nasty cigarette butts all over the place :P

Men who:
leave the toilet seat up


Michelle Branch was on TV last night and she said that her pet peeve about men is "Men who pee in the shower."  :o

Michelle Branch was on TV last night and she said that her pet peeve about men is "Men who pee in the shower."   :o


Not owning up to that - even if I have done it.  ;D

People who throw thier nasty cigarette butts all over the place :P

As opposed to people who throw nice cigarette butts all over the place!  We have a local mental case who picks up cigarette butts off the sidewalk.  He's got obsessive-compulsive disorder, apparently, his name is Bill, and I've heard he was once a chemistry grad student at the University, until his mind deteriorated.  My friend and I call him "Bill the Cigarette Picker-Upper."  He's generally filthy, and shirtless, weather permitting.  He prostrates himself like a Muslim praying to Mecca, and picks up cigarette butts, bits of paper, and god knows what else.  I've seen him board the municipal bus and prostrate in the aisle, hunting for discarded treasures.  I've bitten my nails as he calls the middle of the street his own hunting ground! Another local character, Monica the Horse Lady, has a crush on him, but that's another story.

GWB wroteI've lived in Cobb for 21 years.  I live outside of the very small town of Powder Springs, near that square that hasn't been changed since the 1940's (you can tell by the style of the square.)  Woop you are right, Georgia cops are fricking ***holes. 
I don't know if anyone else has had the experience with cops as I, but I find the farther up the chain they are, they more civil they become.  I've been pulled over by state cops and, while they're not friendly, they're more crisp and professional in their manner.  The local yokels tend to give you more dirty looks and attitude.  They also have a big need to intimidate you, like Officer Cartman, "respect mah authoratah!!!"  Among local cops, the attitude is worse among rookies than among older, higher ranking cops, as GWB points out.  Below local yokels, you've got security guards, rent-a-cops, and mall cops.  They're just d*cks!  I think it's because they know no one over fifteen takes them seriously!

LyricBoy wrote
Michelle Branch was on TV last night and she said that her pet peeve about men is "Men who pee in the shower."   
George Costanza anyone?  IIRC, "Who cares!  It all goes down the same pipe, what's the big deal?"

Michelle Branch was on TV last night and she said that her pet peeve about men is "Men who pee in the shower."   :o
If I were ever in a shower with her I don't believe I would be taking a wiz ;)

snobs!

Cat haters,the ones who are really cruel to cats get my blood boiling!!

Cat haters,the ones who are really cruel to cats get my blood boiling!!

I'm with you there, I love cats!  I'm neither a cat or a dog person, I like both equally.

When you buy a gift for someone and when they open it, you find that it has been damaged and it has to be returned!! >:(

Lets see what don't I like:

1.) Nasty People-People who are full of themselves.
2.) People who say they are going to call you back but never do so.
3.) People who come to this country and can't speak English(Now that drives me crazy.)
4.) People who use the N* word(please don't do that we are in 2004 and not in the 60's.)
5.) I was at my job setting up my table and getting ready for my shift one time this week. Part of the table was sticky its like this is not your house. Why must the table be sticky.? In summary people who don't clean up after themselves in the work place.
6.) People who drive like they own the road(young people, People who Drive Mercedes, Lexus, or a big SUV.) Why do you have to drive like that? There is no reason for it.

Lets see what don't I like:

3.) People who come to this country and can't speak English(Now that drives me crazy.)
4.) People who use the N* word(please don't do that we are in 2004 and not in the 60's.)


To me it seems these 2 kinda contradict each other.  I'm glad that we have gotten to a generation that realizes white people aren't superior to blacks, yet too many people still have the same kinda problem with foreigners.  That's another thing that p*ssed me off at college: my roommate the 1st semester and her friends would make fun of the Asian girls on our hall because they couldn't understand english.  PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN TO RESPECT OTHERS!!!!!!!  Of course, my roommate just made the excuse (also used to justify her racism against blacks) that "she was from a small town" and "she was just raised that way."  Oh...well...nevermind then I guess you're excused then...because my hometown's even smaller than yours and my parents are probably a bit racists themselves but I sure as hell aren't....hmm...how very very odd....

I'm with you there, I love cats!  I'm neither a cat or a dog person, I like both equally.


I prefer cats to dogs, but I would never be cruel to a dog or any animal! Hell, I don't even eat them! :)

Absolutely Vile

that I have to go back to work in the am  *sigh*  :(

I need more weekend

To me it seems these 2 kinda contradict each other.  I'm glad that we have gotten to a generation that realizes white people aren't superior to blacks, yet too many people still have the same kinda problem with foreigners.  I don't have a problem with Asian, Spanish, or Indian people. The sometimes language barrier is what bugs me in that sometimes foreigners don't want to put the effort into learning english. I think as more foreigners come to the US and have families it won't even be an issue say in 20 years.

2.) People who say they are going to call you back but never do so.

Oh I hear you!  This is something that really annoys me, too!  >:(

I usually don't have a problem with animals, it's the OWNERS I have a problem with.  Our neighbors have a dog (a big one) that they occasionally chain up in the back yard.  Well, I'm walking in the yard today and almost step in a HUGE pile of dog crap. 

Now we're talking!
PET PEEVES
1. Loser-y macho guys who own Pitbulls, Rottweilers, Dobermans, or German Shepherds.*
2. Loser-y macho guys who own the above breeds and can't control them.
3. Anybody who owns any dog he or she can't control.
4. Pet owners who treat their pets like people. 
5. The above pet owners with resulting anxious, nutty, neurotic, ill-behaved dogs.
6. Dog owners who bring their dogs into shops and public buildings despite the prohibition.
7. Dog owners who leave their dogs tied out alone for 14 hours straight.  Poor dog!  :\'(
8. Cat owners who neglect the cat, resulting in a scrawny, scruffy, forlorn looking thing who
    shows up on my doorstep looking for a hand out.
9. People who pick "pets" higher on the food chain than they: great snakes, big cats, wolves,
    giant lizards, and crocadilians.  This is just wrong!!!

*my problem is with the owners, not the dogs.  In fact, a German Shepherd is one of my favorite breeds.  Any dog gets nasty if it's raised that way.

Lets see what don't I like:

2.) People who say they are going to call you back but never do so.



You and CF would both hate me, I am the worst about that  :-[

I don't have a problem with Asian, Spanish, or Indian people. The sometimes language barrier is what bugs me in that sometimes foreigners don't want to put the effort into learning english. I think as more foreigners come to the US and have families it won't even be an issue say in 20 years.


Amen to that.  If you are going to live in this country you should at least know how to speak the language.  It will make life easier for everyone...especially those that come from other countries.

Michelle Branch complaining about men who pee in the shower.

George Costanza anyone?  IIRC, "Who cares!  It all goes down the same pipe, what's the big deal?"



I dunno.  Maybe she was in the shower with them at the time.  That WOULD be grody.  (The peeing part, not having her in the shower).

Amen to that.  If you are going to live in this country you should at least know how to speak the language.  It will make life easier for everyone...especially those that come from other countries.


Thank you.  Why can't people who move to America learn English first?  I'm sick of the ATM asking me English or spainish?

6.) People who drive like they own the road(young people, People who Drive Mercedes, Lexus, or a big SUV.) Why do you have to drive like that? There is no reason for it.



So my hummer is probably on your list?  I don't hog the road, I just like big gas-consuming automobiles.  Its my right as an American.

So my hummer is probably on your list?  I don't hog the road, I just like big gas-consuming automobiles.  Its my right as an American.

You're joking, right?

When someone gets on the subway and has to stand in the spot where I'm standing.  Like, right on top of me. Especially if they smell.

I actully got a call from the DNC and at first I wondered how did they get my number so I picked up.  And it was some fund raiser recording that SOUNDED like John Kerry saying ''press 1 to send George Bush back to Texas.''  So that freaked me out and I wondered if the DNC would be nice enough to add another option.  So I waited for the ''press 2 to keep John Kerry in Massachusetts'' option and it never came so I hung up.  I wouldn't mind it if it was from the GOP or RNC but I want nothing to do with Kerry or the DNC!

People who try and tell me how I should live my life and that how I'm living it is wrong >:(

People who try and tell me how I should live my life and that how I'm living it is wrong >:(


No one has the right to tell you that, SF.

People who have their ties tied ABOVE the waistline :-X

So my hummer is probably on your list?  I don't hog the road, I just like big gas-consuming automobiles.  Its my right as an American.
As long as a Hummer owner don't tailgate me we are fine. I underatand its your right as an American to own whatever vehicle you want. As long as we are on the subject of owing vehicles those "Buy American" theme drive me cazy. I mean some General Motors SUV's are built in Mexico. I guess I shouldn't buy an American Car because they are not built in this country.

Oh I hear you!  This is something that really annoys me, too!  >:(
oh yeah the calling back issue. Somebody was supposed to call me Saturday, Sunday, or Today. I wonder if they will call me.

huh???  I thought ties were supposed to be tied waaaay above the waistline (like around the neck)?  Or do you mean where the bottom lies?
??? ??? ???I was trying to picture that myself,and can't .Maybe ;) :) an illustration is in order.Cheers!

Thank you.  Why can't people who move to America learn English first?  I'm sick of the ATM asking me English or spainish?

Um, GWBush, I think you need to spend a year or two as a Guatemalan peasant.  After that you won't mind the big machine that gives you money asking you a question. 
Think about, the ATM says "English or Spanish" and you have to press one or the other, this does not exactly rank among the great travails of humanity!
At my ATMs, if you just ignore that question, it goes to English by default.  Maybe not on others, but nonetheless...
::)

huh???  I thought ties were supposed to be tied waaaay above the waistline (like around the neck)?  Or do you mean where the bottom lies?

Duh :P  I worded that incorrectly.  What I meant was, I hate when the bottom lies above the wasteline.  Sorry for the confusion. :D

??? ??? ???I was trying to picture that myself,and can't .Maybe ;) :) an illustration is in order.Cheers!

Here's a little something I drew up:
http://img15.photobucket.com/albums/v44/lebeiw15/ties.bmp

Okay, I get it now, I was right with  my 2nd guess.  Along the same lines, ones that are waaaay too long look stupid as well :D

I know.. and ones with huge knots, too. :P

Any NASCAR fan who thinks 'their' driver is an absolute SAINT...they all screw up...by accident or intentionally(usually when they have been 'done dirty'). I KNOW neither Tony Stewart or Dale Earnhardt Jr is perfect...so I cut them a little slack when they have bad races.

Duh :P  I worded that incorrectly.  What I meant was, I hate when the bottom lies above the wasteline.  Sorry for the confusion. :D

:P :P :P...above the "waste-line"???Gosh,I would hope it would!It would get too dirty too easily otherwise!Cheers! ;) ;)LOL

Okay, I get it now, I was right with  my 2nd guess.  Along the same lines, ones that are waaaay too long look stupid as well :D
8) 8) :o :oMOre modest that way--covers your assets! ;)Cheers!

People who become pains in the ass. >:(


Howard

People who throw thier nasty cigarette butts all over the place


Yeah,especially when they're on your property.  >:(


Howard

What about people who tuck it IN their pants?  Drives hubby crazy to see it. ;D

AHHH!  Don't get me started!!

Or, how about when the bottom is longer than the top???  ;D ;D ;D

What do you mean?  I don't understand..?
Draw me a picture on paint, then maybe I'll get it ;D

Hahahaha ;D

Yes, I hate that too ;D ;D ;D


BTW.. why does that man look so happy.. I would feel like an idiot if I looked like that ;)

Being asked to name my 50 faves by ^....and staying up WAY past my usual bedtime to oblige because lebeiw is a great guy ;)

here ya go:



When the skinny end of my tie is longer than the thick end, I hate that!  It's like, now I gotta start all over again.  I don't mind the tie extending slightly to the belt, but no longer than that.

I even wrote a parody.. ;) http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/foreigner11.shtml

>:(When Kumud groceries runs out of samosas!Weinerschnitzel  french fries just aren't the same thing!

People who throw thier nasty cigarette butts all over the place


Yeah,especially when they're on your property.  >:(


Howard
:o :oMy sister knows what that's like!she used to live 2 doors away from a school,and kids would throw all kinds of garbage on her lawn to and from school--probably including a few butts! :PCheers!

BTW.. why does that man look so happy.. I would feel like an idiot if I looked like that ;)


Maybe he is an idiot who doesn't realize how stupid it looks. ;)

I'd rather have cigarette butts than dog doo.

I'd rather have nothing BUT let me tell you something,I'm sick and tired of these stupid dogs trying to urinate on my Family's tree,If it happens again,I'm buying a shotgun. >:(


Howard

:oMy sister knows what that's like!she used to live 2 doors away from a school,and kids would throw all kinds of garbage on her lawn to and from school--probably including a few butts! :PCheers!


What do they think.... my Father's grass is an ashtray?  ??? >:(


Howard

:oMy sister knows what that's like!she used to live 2 doors away from a school,and kids would throw all kinds of garbage on her lawn to and from school--probably including a few butts! :PCheers!


What do they think.... my Father's grass is an ashtray?  ??? >:(


Howard
:P :P :Pafraid so.Chee ;)rs!

A word of advice....buy a pellet gun, they're not illegal in most places and the dog could possibly die of lead poisoning if they still make the pellets with lead.  Not that I'd know from experience or anything ;) 8)


Forgot to add that they're much quieter than a shotgun :P
:o :oIf you really want to fight fire with fire,but not kill the dogs,maybe put treats with laxatives mixed in them in the yard.The dogs won't be able to eat them if they stay out of your yard,so staying in their own yard would be the best thing for everyone!Cheers!

A word of advice....buy a pellet gun, they're not illegal in most places and the dog could possibly die of lead poisoning if they still make the pellets with lead.  Not that I'd know from experience or anything ;) 8)


Forgot to add that they're much quieter than a shotgun :P


A few points:

1.A shotgun is legal throughout all of American, not sawed-off shotguns, but shotguns in general and if it was me I'd use the shotgun.
2.Speaking from experience pellets are still made with lead and will kill most things they go into.  BB's are a safer bet.
3.Shotguns can be suppressed like any other gun through silenced bullets/shells or equiping it with a suppressor, though I wouldn't do it, its illegal now because of Brady's law I think.

1.  He lives in NYC.  I highly doubt the police (and neighbors) are going to take too kindly to someone firing a shotgun.
2.  I think you missed the point, the object IS to kill the dog.
3.  See above.  Firing a shotgun in Queens (isn't it Howard?) would be too darned noisy to do it "covertly".  That's why a pellet gun is his best bet

Next time it happens,I'm gonna follow the dog's owner,pull down my pants and pee on HIS TREE.What goes around comes around,I say. >:(



Howard

:oIf you really want to fight fire with fire,but not kill the dogs,maybe put treats with laxatives mixed in them in the yard.The dogs won't be able to eat them if they stay out of your yard,so staying in their own yard would be the best thing for everyone!Cheers!


You know what I'd like to do,is put fake doggie doo on his lawn and see how he likes it. ;D
Wherever he lives.



Howard

http://www.betterphoto.com/uploads/processed/0008/0202090154353workerwrench55_f.jpg


These people annoy me.Construction Workers.^ >:(



Howard

1.  He lives in NYC.  I highly doubt the police (and neighbors) are going to take too kindly to someone firing a shotgun.
2.  I think you missed the point, the object IS to kill the dog.
3.  See above.  Firing a shotgun in Queens (isn't it Howard?) would be too darned noisy to do it "covertly".  That's why a pellet gun is his best bet

Next time it happens,I'm gonna follow the dog's owner,pull down my pants and pee on HIS TREE.What goes around comes around,I say. >:(
as long as he doesn't do it back!!!Cheers! :P ;) ;D


Howard
:o :o :o

A word of advice....buy a pellet gun, they're not illegal in most places and the dog could possibly die of lead poisoning if they still make the pellets with lead.  Not that I'd know from experience or anything ;) 8)


Forgot to add that they're much quieter than a shotgun :P


Not only that, a pellet gun is a lot less messy than a shotgun.

A 10-gauge shell leaves one heck of a mess.  :P

I think you missed the point, the object IS to kill the dog.


That's kinda cruel.  It's not the dog' s fault, it's the owners fault, why are you killing the dog?  If anyone even tried to kill my dog, they had better be looking over their shoulder for me.

That's kinda cruel.  It's not the dog' s fault, it's the owners fault, why are you killing the dog?  If anyone even tried to kill my dog, they had better be looking over their shoulder for me.



Are you saying that they should kill the owner instead?  ;)



Cat

Are you saying that they should kill the owner instead?  ;)


Cat


LOL! ;D

No, I don't advocate killing anyone over something so minor as dog crap on your lawn, that's a bit extreme.  Your issue should be with the owner, not the dog.

LOL! ;D

No, I don't advocate killing anyone over something so minor as dog crap on your lawn, that's a bit extreme.  Your issue should be with the owner, not the dog.



I know, I was j/k. What people should do is pick up all the doggy doo and put in the owner's yard-someplace where they are sure to find it-maybe on their porch, or on their car. Just a suggestion.  ;)



Cat

I know, I was j/k. What people should do is pick up all the doggy doo and put in the owner's yard-someplace where they are sure to find it-maybe on their porch, or on their car. Just a suggestion.  ;)



Cat



I know you were j/k, just wanted to make sure I got my point across in case I sounded like I was advocating killing dog owners!  ;D ;D

Yeah, I think you're solution is a whole lot better.

I know, I was j/k. What people should do is pick up all the doggy doo and put in the owner's yard-someplace where they are sure to find it-maybe on their porch, or on their car. Just a suggestion.  ;)



Cat
:P :P :PMaybe go in the middle of the night,and use the doo doo to write "Please clean up after your dog" on the windshield!!!!That would be classic!Cheers!

:P :P :PMaybe go in the middle of the night,and use the doo doo to write "Please clean up after your dog" on the windshield!!!!That would be classic!Cheers!


Put it in a bag and hand it to the owner.  The other solutions could be considered vandalism, deserved maybe, but could still get you into trouble.  Man, that s##t stinks  ;). lol

Put it in a bag and hand it to the owner.  The other solutions could be considered vandalism, deserved maybe, but could still get you into trouble.  Man, that s##t stinks  ;). lol
:o :o :o :o :ohanding it to the owner certainly sounds right,but I'm afraid a lot of people are a little chicken to be that forward--we'll see though!Cheers! ;)

ohanding it to the owner certainly sounds right,but I'm afraid a lot of people are a little chicken to be that forward--we'll see though!Cheers!


How about this? Knocking on the guy's door and asking him " Did you drop this,it must be yours" & throw it in his face and scream out WHO'S S**T STINKS NOW? >:(


Howard

:o :o :o


Like I said Marian,What goes around,comes around I always say! >:(


Howard

When my stupid moronic friend has to call me at work. >:( >:( ::)


Howard

When my stupid moronic friend has to call me at work. >:( >:( ::)


Gosh, Howard! You have a lot of moronic friends - or is this the same one?  ;D

ohanding it to the owner certainly sounds right,but I'm afraid a lot of people are a little chicken to be that forward--we'll see though!Cheers!


How about this? Knocking on the guy's door and asking him " Did you drop this,it must be yours" & throw it in his face and scream out WHO'S S**T STINKS NOW? >:(


Howard
;D :P :P ;D :P ;D :P ;D :P!!!!!!!!!!!!!(I'm not sure if I should be laughing or 'eeewing'")

Speeding tickets that might keep me from talking to someone very special >:(

I'm going to add biased, incompetent, egotistical Swiss referees

Quote from: Howard on June 24, 2004, 07:28:50 PM
When my stupid moronic friend has to call me at work. 


Gosh, Howard! You have a lot of moronic friends - or is this the same one?

Well,Bob,this friend I've known for about 10 years since High School and in 1995 we had a fight.He had said something to me that he shouldn't have said,I threw his bookbag out my door and said get the hell out of my house,you stupid idiot. >:( And we haven't spoken for 4 years after that.In January 1999,I had gotten a letter of an apology from him and we were back together again.To this day,I still wouldn't consider him normal. >:( abnormal is much better. >:(


Howard

!!!!!!!!!!!!!(I'm not sure if I should be laughing or 'eeewing'")



Well,Marian think of it as REVENGE! ;D


What Goes Around Comes Around! >:(



Howard

When people hesitate a lot.


Howard

when you're given that staring look walking down the street. >:(


Howard

Quote from: Howard on June 24, 2004, 07:28:50 PM
When my stupid moronic friend has to call me at work.   


Gosh, Howard! You have a lot of moronic friends - or is this the same one?

Well,Bob,this friend I've known for about 10 years since High School and in 1995 we had a fight.He had said something to me that he shouldn't have said,I threw his bookbag out my door and said get the hell out of my house,you stupid idiot. >:( And we haven't spoken for 4 years after that.In January 1999,I had gotten a letter of an apology from him and we were back together again.To this day,I still wouldn't consider him normal. >:( abnormal is much better. >:(


At least he apologised, Howard. That's good news. Do you have a kind of 'Odd couple' friendship where you hate and like each other at the same time?

Locking my keys in my car and having to walk 14 miles....the last block in the rain....to find the battery dead >:( ::)

Certain family members who can't get their lives together and they invite you over to visit and complain about how they're just "hanging on by a thread" and you want to say "what else is new?, the two of you have been 'just hanging on by a thread' for the past twenty years," but they're real touchy about it, so you just keep your mouth shut, and you don't want to go visit them anyway, but they're family, and you've got to be diplomatic lest you get in the dog house with other members of the family, and you get the old GUILT TRIP!

DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILIES!!! GRRRRR!!!!
>:( :D
Above emoticons might serve as symbolic masks for dysfunctional family theater.

Fear Factor. Why do some people have such a hard-on about getting on TV??? I mean, these people are so desperate to get their faces on national TV that they are willing to eat disgusting things like fish guts, bugs, and worms. I repeat: PEOPLE ARE EATING F*CKING WORMS JUST TO GET ON TV! WHAT IS UP WITH THAT???  ??? ??? ???

At least he apologised, Howard. That's good news. Do you have a kind of 'Odd couple' friendship where you hate and like each other at the same time?


Well Bob,During my lifetime,I had a bunch of oddball friends and if you saw him today(Matthew) walking down the street clapping his hands like an idiot at Creedmore,you'd probably most likely want to slug him. He's gonna be 30 next year and he acts like 3. >:( I guess you could say it's an Oddball Couple relationship. ::)


Howard

When You can't get comfy on a train. >:(


Howard

I hadn't been to the movies in ages.  I went today to see "Fahrenheit 9/11."  They showed 7 commercials before the previews even started.
COMMERCIALS at the CINEMA after you've PAID for ADMISSION!!! Aaaaarrrgghhh!  Don't these greedy rotten corporations get enough from television?  Three of them were for Coca-Cola.  At the movies? They've got you already!

What annoys me? 

1. Annoying cell phone rings, is there anything wrong with just a plain old ring?
2. Male thongs.
3. Gothic kids, what is seriously up with that?
4. High-school age teenagers playing hacky-sack.

Fear Factor. Why do some people have such a hard-on about getting on TV??? I mean, these people are so desperate to get their faces on national TV that they are willing to eat disgusting things like fish guts, bugs, and worms. I repeat: PEOPLE ARE EATING F*CKING WORMS JUST TO GET ON TV! WHAT IS UP WITH THAT???  ??? ??? ???


I think it has more to do with the $25,000 dollar cash prize for winning rather then just being on television.

4. High-school age teenagers playing hacky-sack.


Uh, why?

Uh, why?

...because they're not doing it with him?

What annoys me? 

1. Annoying cell phone rings, is there anything wrong with just a plain old ring?
2. Male thongs.
3. Gothic kids, what is seriously up with that?
4. High-school age teenagers playing hacky-sack.


I despise those cell phone rings, they're so stupid, and LOUD!  I suppose I was pre-Goth in the '80s, the Robert Smith look with black clothes and eye make up.  I dunno, for me it was just some adolescent street theater, but today there seems to be a lot of spoiled sububan pathology behind it.  There's a whole of gross piercings, ugly tattoos, and an obsession with sexual kink.  Bleccchh.
High school kids playing hacky-sack are annoying just because I associate them with the annoying types who play hacky-sack.  Hacky-sack? That's in New Jersey, isn't it?  Hacky-sack isn't nearly as annoying as sidewalk skateboarding kids who don't know how to ride the d*mn things!!!  You're walking by bracing yourself for one of the boards to fly up and conk you in the head!  Skateboarding is prohibited on sidewalks in my town, but it never seems like the cops are around to send the little punks on my way.  Yeah, my meter runs out for five minutes, and I get a ticket, the skaters get to raise Cain all afternoon!

Male thongs?  Don't like 'em?  Don't look!
:P

Trying to figure out who left two live bullets on my sons headstone >:(

Another thing that annoys me is people who cannot merge their cars on the interstate.  Its usually some 70 year-old man or a 16 year-old who just got his license.

What annoys me? 

1. Annoying cell phone rings, is there anything wrong with just a plain old ring?
2. Male thongs.
3. Gothic kids, what is seriously up with that?
4. High-school age teenagers playing hacky-sack.

???dID YOU SEE THE Olympic gymnastics trials?That one Terin Humphrey ,I would say,has Goth type makeup.That has got to be the ugliest eye-makeup job I've seen on any athlete,ever! :PI mean she has some good moves,but when they show her close up,she looks like a zombie or something!!!Cheers!

Men who wear speedos at public pools or the beach.

This relly Annoys me!!!!!

1.-People who always tells the same a lot of times

2.-When my friends tell me my music likes aren't for my age and I shlould listen to only Modern music!!!! (I like modern music, but my faves are from the 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's) And also when some people tell me Heavy Metal is the best, but I HATE HEAVY METAL!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:(

3.-When I want to talk to radio stations The line's not in service

4.-Teenagers who talk in class

5.-I hate when I'm gonna take a shower and the phone rings!!!!

6.-When tell say I'm not open-minded!!!

Uh, why?


I guess you probably do it too.  The reason is I don't think hacky-sack was meant for 14, 15, 16, 17, and 18 year-olds.  I think it was meant for people between 5th and 7th grade.  Them playing hacky-sack is no better then the middle school-aged kids who play hop-scotch out in public in the town square.  Sorry kids today seem to know so much more about sex and stuff like that but at the same time they grow up slower and slower and slower.

2.-When my friends tell me my music likes aren't for my age and I shlould listen to only Modern music!!!! (I like modern music, but my faves are from the 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's) And also when some people tell me Heavy Metal is the best, but I HATE HEAVY METAL!!!!!!!


You and I have the same problem with exception to the fact that for the most part I hate Rap!

I guess you probably do it too.  The reason is I don't think hacky-sack was meant for 14, 15, 16, 17, and 18 year-olds.  I think it was meant for people between 5th and 7th grade.  Them playing hacky-sack is no better then the middle school-aged kids who play hop-scotch out in public in the town square.  Sorry kids today seem to know so much more about sex and stuff like that but at the same time they grow up slower and slower and slower.

I first saw hacky-sack in the very early '80s, it was introduced to me by my big sister's hippie fiance.  I don't remember it as recreation for children, but always a game for college-age crunchies.

Speedos should be outlawed!!  I would have no problem if there was a really buff hottie wearing one, (well, even then I might ;)) but it seems that it's always the hairy, 30+lb overweight 50-ish guys who wear them. :P
Or those guys at the library who not only smell like sh*t but thier pants are just like most of the youth of today....hanging down and looking like they have a "Load" in them....maybe they do :o :P

Trying to figure out who left two live bullets on my sons headstone


Wow,Rock I'm sorry about that. :( Who could've done such a thing? >:(


Howard

1. Annoying cell phone rings, is there anything wrong with just a plain old ring?


I guess people these days want to be different than the other rings.I'm quite used to the different varietys of ridicuous tones. ;D



Howard

When you can't get to sleep cause people down the block are playing party music at 11 O'clock at Night. >:( ::)


Howard

That I can't remember all the annoying things I was going to post here!

Speedos should be outlawed!!  I would have no problem if there was a really buff hottie wearing one, (well, even then I might ;)) but it seems that it's always the hairy, 30+lb overweight 50-ish guys who wear them. :P

"Ohhh, I hope those shorts went someplace good!"
--Homer Simpson

The Reality Show "OutBack Jack"....he kept the skankiest one for the next round and got rid of a couple of genuinly cool ladies! ::)

The Reality Show "OutBack Jack"....he kept the skankiest one for the next round and got rid of a couple of genuinly cool ladies! ::)

Well, duh!  You know why he done that!
"Giggidy giggidy giggidy, Awraht!"
--Quagmire

Well, duh!  You know why he done that!
"Giggidy giggidy giggidy, Awraht!"
--Quagmire
Well in his case men really can be pigs I suppose ::)

The Reality Show "OutBack Jack"....he kept the skankiest one for the next round and got rid of a couple of genuinly cool ladies! ::)


Let me guess...you can't stand Mary.

My friend wants me not to get together with a good friend who I knew for 8 months in a program because he says bad things about him.I don't think that's true. >:(



Howard

I guess you probably do it too.  The reason is I don't think hacky-sack was meant for 14, 15, 16, 17, and 18 year-olds.  I think it was meant for people between 5th and 7th grade.  Them playing hacky-sack is no better then the middle school-aged kids who play hop-scotch out in public in the town square.  Sorry kids today seem to know so much more about sex and stuff like that but at the same time they grow up slower and slower and slower.

No.. I don't.  I was just wondering why it annoyed you.

Sometimes, kids don't wanna grow up.  It's fun to act like a kid sometimes. :P

Sometimes, kids don't wanna grow up.  It's fun to act like a kid sometimes. :P


Yeah! I agree. I hack all the time. Really! 8) And proud of it. :)

I am annoyed that I cannot find The Cure's "The End of the World" on either WinMX or Kazaa Lite. So if anyone has it and is willing to let me "borrow" a copy of it, please let me know. ;D

a colleague sitting in the next office who constantly sniffs and then hawks. urgh!  A friend asked to swap offices because she couldn't stand it

jerked off State Troopers
People who whine to Dr. Phil
Britney Spears
My sister in law (from hell) >:(

a colleague sitting in the next office who constantly sniffs and then hawks. urgh!  A friend asked to swap offices because she couldn't stand it


Words of advice to karen:  Don't ever travel to Brazil.

I was there a couple of years ago and I never saw so much sniffing and hocking in my life.

I flew down in a packed 777, and some Brazilian lady behind me was sniffing and hocking like every 2 minutes.  It was gross.  >:(

Words of advice to karen:  Don't ever travel to Brazil.

I was there a couple of years ago and I never saw so much sniffing and hocking in my life.

I flew down in a packed 777, and some Brazilian lady behind me was sniffing and hocking like every 2 minutes.  It was gross.  >:(


Thanks for the advice LyricBoy.  Brazil was somewhere I thought I might visit sometime.  My husband has been to Rio and enjoyed it so....  Maybe I'll be after a year or more of this colleague I'll be anaesthatized (sp?)

People who can't get in their car without setting off the alarm. Or the ones who keep locking and unlocking the doors with the remote to make that "cute" chirping sound. Yeah, really funny at 2 am. >:(

People who work in customer service that don't speak ANY english. >:( >:( >:(

I just had some dude cuss me out in Arabic, cuz I couldn't understand a friggin' word he was saying to me. :D

jerked off State Troopers
People who whine to Dr. Phil
Britney Spears
My sister in law (from hell) >:(

Uh, what kind of state troppers?

Dr. Phil is annoying. Period.  Britney Spears is a bunny brains.
Pretty television presenters with bird-like minds who try and talk all analytical about current events when you know they don't know jack!!

TripsMom wrote --
People who can't get in their car without setting off the alarm. Or the ones who keep locking and unlocking the doors with the remote to make that "cute" chirping sound. Yeah, really funny at 2 am.
I hate encountering those cars in which the people have installed alarms that say, "You are violating this vehicle's space!  Stand back!"  It's like, you don't own the air in the parking garage, you big jerk.  I parked next one of those alarms a while back.  I did the only thing I could.  I expectorated the biggest wad of phlegm I possibly could on the windshield!

What about those guys who own $200 rusty subcompacts and they insist on installing "The Club," or whatever anti-theft device!
:D

When kids have to test out their firecrackers before the 4th of July. >:(



Howard

When you send an email to your ex-girlfriend and she turns out to STILL be the nasty, hysterical arrested adolescent you dumped 16 years before!
:P

People who work in customer service that don't speak ANY english. >:( >:( >:(

I just had some dude cuss me out in Arabic, cuz I couldn't understand a friggin' word he was saying to me. :D


Tell him that this is AMERICA and to speak English or else you're going to turn him in as a suspected terrorist. ;D

And spare me the lectures people because I am JOKING. :P

When kids have to test out their firecrackers before the 4th of July. >:(



Howard
::) ::)They're doing that in my neighborhood,too!Cheers!

What about those guys who own $200 rusty subcompacts and they insist on installing "The Club," or whatever anti-theft device!
:D



"The Club" should be renamed "The Scam".  ::)

All you have to do to defeat the club is to take a set of bolt cutters to the steering wheel.  Takes about 3 seconds.  or use a hacksaw, for 15 seconds.  The Club then slips off and you have unfettered access to the steering wheel.  :P

LB

They're doing that in my neighborhood,too!Cheers!


I mean you can't tell them to stop it,try to shut your window if it occurs again. >:(

I bet you can't wait till tonight to isten to it. ;D


Howard

Lately my business partner >:(

They're doing that in my neighborhood,too!Cheers!


I mean you can't tell them to stop it,try to shut your window if it occurs again. >:(

I bet you can't wait till tonight to isten to it. ;D


Howard


Here in Indiana it is illegal to use fireworks.

But it is completely legal to buy and sell fireworks.  :D

Quite a loophole in the law.  ;D

Here in Indiana it is illegal to use fireworks.

But it is completely legal to buy and sell fireworks.  :D

Quite a loophole in the law.   ;D


Well LB,here in New York, some kid got his fingers shot off after playing with fireworks.He's in critical condition. ::)



Howard

My Mother sometimes when she constinently nags me. >:( :P




Howard

Some moronic kid in Chicago slipped a firecaracker through a mail slot and ended up causing a fire that sent a poor old lady to the hospital >:(

Uh, what kind of state troppers?

Dr. Phil is annoying. Period.  Britney Spears is a bunny brains.
Pretty television presenters with bird-like minds who try and talk all analytical about current events when you know they don't know jack!!

TripsMom wrote
I hate encountering those cars in which the people have installed alarms that say, "You are violating this vehicle's space!  Stand back!"  It's like, you don't own the air in the parking garage, you big jerk.  I parked next one of those alarms a while back.  I did the only thing I could.  I expectorated the biggest wad of phlegm I possibly could on the windshield!

What about those guys who own $200 rusty subcompacts and they insist on installing "The Club," or whatever anti-theft device!
:D



State Troopers who get ticket crazy because they have to meet a quota.  LOL :(

People who tease disabled children and adults
People who correct you ALL THE TIME because they think their way is the only right way
Jeff Gordon,especially his arrogance at times and his blaming others when he loses a race!
>:( ::) >:(

People who tease disabled children and adults



Yeah.That isn't right.The ignorance that goes around these days. >:(



HOWARD

People who use their handheld CELL PHONES while they're driving...and not using a 'handsfree'device with that phone!

People who use their handheld CELL PHONES while they're driving...and not using a 'handsfree'device with that phone!
>:( >:(I actually saw some stupid kid,about 8 or 9,using a cell phone while he was riding his bike and crossing a busy street!!!!!!! ::) :oI mean,what gives!?

>:( >:(I actually saw some stupid kid,about 8 or 9,using a cell phone while he was riding his bike and crossing a busy street!!!!!!! ::) :oI mean,what gives!?


I agree.  That kid's mother should have outfitted him/her with one of those Britney Spears hands-free mics to use on the cell phone.  :P

LB

I agree.  That kid's mother should have outfitted him/her with one of those Britney Spears hands-free mics to use on the cell phone.  :P

LB
Britney this...Britney that...oh well

>:( >:(I actually saw some stupid kid,about 8 or 9,using a cell phone while he was riding his bike and crossing a busy street!!!!!!! ::) :oI mean,what gives!?



Every shnook on the street has a cell phone.There is no stopping the usage of one. :P



Howard

I love my mobile! But I don't drive, and being in a car with someone chatting on one, even if they're using a hands-free device, makes me nervous.

Absolutely Vile

When people have to argue over parking spots. ::) >:(



Howard

I agree.  That kid's mother should have outfitted him/her with one of those Britney Spears hands-free mics to use on the cell phone.   :P

LB
:o :oI forgot to say it was a hand held one,not a hands-free one,but you get the picture.Cheers!

People who don't bathe or shower regularly...having to sit next to them on a crowded bus. There are some homeless people I've been around that smell like a latrine...not being mean,it's just sickening to me.Are they so mentally ill that they are afraid to bathe? Or maybe with their illness being active and their not being treated,they are apathetic and don't realize how horrible they smell.

Jehovah's Witnesses,Mormons,and salespeople knocking on my door and bothering me in the morning!!

Jehovah's Witnesses,Mormons,and salespeople knocking on my door and bothering me in the morning!!
Yeah, but it sure is fun to call the mormons and send the missionaries to a friends house as a prank!! ;D

Bill collectors who don't state their business and figure I'm dumb enough to call 'em back!
:D

Bill collectors who don't state their business and figure I'm dumb enough to call 'em back!
:D
How about when they call and you tell them where to shove it...then hang up only to have them call right back...I simply say "Harrassment" to them and they don't DARE call back ;)

How about when they call and you tell them where to shove it...then hang up only to have them call right back...I simply say "Harrassment" to them and they don't DARE call back ;)

Matthew Lesko says he can show me how to tell bill collectors to "Go stuff it!  I just can't imagine that guy's not a total fraud.  I've heard his "Free Money" books are a big disappointment.  They contain little more than common-knowledge advice and how to reach varous government agencies.
My problem is, it is to the federal government that I owe the money in first place!

Speaking of Matthew Lesko, the people who owe me most of all are con artists.  Everybody from Ponzi schemers, to junk bond traders, to real estate scammers, they're all con artists, and they all work to break down the level of trust in society.
Swindlers and cheats of every stripe are the reason you can't do anything without a secret code, or a password, or a three forms of I.D.
Sometimes I see three-card monty players  and shell game operators in the city.  It's amusing to me that anybody falls for these old grifts.  On the one hand, I still hate to see a guileless sucker parted with his money.  On the other hand, I once saw three suburban jocks--white baseball hats included--say "that's easy!" and put down a hundred bucks on a three-card monty trick.  Watching those dopes get a hundred dollars poorer was one of the funniest things I ever did see!

Matthew Lesko says he can show me how to tell bill collectors to "Go stuff it!  I just can't imagine that guy's not a total fraud.  I've heard his "Free Money" books are a big disappointment.  They contain little more than common-knowledge advice and how to reach varous government agencies.
My problem is, it is to the federal government that I owe the money in first place!

Speaking of Matthew Lesko, the people who owe me most of all are con artists.  Everybody from Ponzi schemers, to junk bond traders, to real estate scammers, they're all con artists, and they all work to break down the level of trust in society.
Swindlers and cheats of every stripe are the reason you can't do anything without a secret code, or a password, or a three forms of I.D.
Sometimes I see three-card monty players  and shell game operators in the city.  It's amusing to me that anybody falls for these old grifts.  On the one hand, I still hate to see a guileless sucker parted with his money.  On the other hand, I once saw three suburban jocks--white baseball hats included--say "that's easy!" and put down a hundred bucks on a three-card monty trick.  Watching those dopes get a hundred dollars poorer was one of the funniest things I ever did see!
It is always nice to see losers get thiers

People who:
Cuss at their kids
Spit on the sidewalk. USE A D**N TRASHCAN!!
Make fun of the less fortunate
Think they're perfect
Scratch their unmentionables in public like Al Bundy does
Hate gays and lesbians
haggle over prices at supermarket checkout lines
Don't offer to help when you are struggling with both arms full of packages

Cigarette smokers who throw thier BUTTS anywhere......AND blow thier smoke at people then B*tch about it not being harmful...... ::)

Well, they have no place to shower.  I guess they kinda get used to it.  Either that or they can't smell it, kinda like you can't smell your own bad breath.
Okay, First of all they DO have a place to shower.where I live there is a place set up for them.....and if they don't want to use that place they could always wash up at a 7-11, Wal-Mart or other restroom....If I were ever homeless I would make Darn sure that I soaped up my stinky shirt and sponged off my pits.....NO excuse for stench :P

Well, they have no place to shower.  I guess they kinda get used to it.  Either that or they can't smell it, kinda like you can't smell your own bad breath.

Most of the homeless are people you don't see idle on the streets.  The ones you do see on the streets tend to be mentally ill or substance-addicted.  Some of them have endogenous disorders that make it impossible for them to look after themselves, others became unable to look after themeselves after addling their brains with drugs or alcohol.  When you can't care for yourself, and there's no one to care for you (or coerce care upon you), you're gonna be out on the street, and you're gonna stink!

RnR fan wrote:
Okay, First of all they DO have a place to shower.where I live there is a place set up for them.....and if they don't want to use that place they could always wash up at a 7-11, Wal-Mart or other restroom....If I were ever homeless I would make Darn sure that I soaped up my stinky shirt and sponged off my pits.....NO excuse for stench
A lot of mentally ill people, especially schizophrenics, are either too paranoid or too disorganized to get themselves to a shelter.  Sometimes they're right to be paranoid of shelters because people have been robbed, beaten, and raped at shelters.
Other homeless people would rather stay on the street than go into a shelter because of the militaristic and dehumanizing policies some of these places impose.
I have seen homeless people enter stores in the city only to have the employees give them the bum's rush--literally!  Street homeless are persona non grata everywhere.  I can't say I blame business owners for chucking out the bums.  Stores are there to make money, they're not equipped to deal with people society has forsaken.

So where do you place this one? There was this "homeless" woman that I saw who was holding a sign that said something like, "Please help my children. We are poor and homeless." The best part? She had a frickin' freshly done French MANICURE!

Oh yeah....she was also wearing a bunch of gold jewelery that didn't exactly look fake. :P

metrosexual and carbs.  how gay. 

metrosexual


Like Kerry~Edwards?

http://www.drudgereportarchives.com/data/2004/07/09/20040709_011402_kerryk.htm

Most of the homeless are people you don't see idle on the streets.  The ones you do see on the streets tend to be mentally ill or substance-addicted.  Some of them have endogenous disorders that make it impossible for them to look after themselves, others became unable to look after themeselves after addling their brains with drugs or alcohol.  When you can't care for yourself, and there's no one to care for you (or coerce care upon you), you're gonna be out on the street, and you're gonna stink!

RnR fan wrote:

A lot of mentally ill people, especially schizophrenics, are either too paranoid or too disorganized to get themselves to a shelter.  Sometimes they're right to be paranoid of shelters because people have been robbed, beaten, and raped at shelters.
Other homeless people would rather stay on the street than go into a shelter because of the militaristic and dehumanizing policies some of these places impose.
I have seen homeless people enter stores in the city only to have the employees give them the bum's rush--literally!  Street homeless are persona non grata everywhere.  I can't say I blame business owners for chucking out the bums.  Stores are there to make money, they're not equipped to deal with people society has forsaken.


There ARE exceptions though, Max. Many of the ones I come across at the library are pretty "normal" ...they read great books and use computers but thier stench is just ridiculously repulsive.

There ARE exceptions though, Max. Many of the ones I come across at the library are pretty "normal" ...they read great books and use computers but thier stench is just ridiculously repulsive.

What do you mean "normal"?  How do you know they're "pretty normal"?

Your top 10 cell phone gripes:


1. Talking in restaurants

Gregory Edwards lost his appetite on a dinner with his girlfriend thanks to a man in the next booth who started talking about a kidney stone operation. "My ginger ale didn't look so good after that," said Edwards, 32, from Forest Hills.

2. Tattling in trains

On a recent 10-hour Amtrak trip from a vacation in Virginia, retired schoolteacher Wanda Wingfield was trapped in cell hell. "People talk so loud - they're louder on the phones than they are in person!" griped Wingfield, 60, of Castle Hill, the Bronx.

3. shouting at sports events

Sports fan Rob Greenblatt, from the Upper East Side, said he hated seeing guys at the NBA Finals talking courtside on their phones.

4. Self-absorbed at the store

The sign next to Frank Puebla's cash register spells out in clear block letters, "No Cellphones at Counter." But every day, the cashier at Saifee Hardware in the East Village still has to put the kibosh on oblivious chatterers holding up the line as they gab away. "It's annoying," said Puebla, 26, of Borough Park, Brooklyn.

5. Talking in theaters

Despite the city ban on cell phones in movie theaters, plays and concerts, pesky ringers still go off.

6. Babbling on the bus

Nobody likes to hear cell conversations on a city bus - especially Maria Ulmeanu. "Every time I get on the bus, I say, 'Please God, let it be quiet,'" said Ulmeanu, 48, from Astoria.

7. Not stopping in the stall

Yes, even the porcelain throne is not safe from the phone. "They're inside the closed door, speaking to their husbands, their friends, their parents," objected Long Island Rail Road ladies' room cleaner Gloria Bolton, 50, of Flatbush, Brooklyn. "They should do that in private."

8. Continuing in the cab

Amy Suggs hates cabbies with cell phones. "You think they're talking to you," said Suggs, a 32-year-old clothing salesclerk from DUMBO, Brooklyn.

9. Hands-free? What's that?

Looks like the ban on hand-held cell phones in cars is a bust with many drivers. "People still do it all the time," said Michelle Amran, 34, a homemaker from Forest Hills.

10. Below the belt

Bookstore owner Jim Drougas confronted one techno-savvy slimeball. "He showed me like a dozen pictures - all of girls' butts," said Drougas, 54, owner of a bargain bookstore in the West Village. "I told him there was a lot of police activity in the area and he better watch "his butt."


Something I cut and pasted from Daily News.Top 10 Cell Phone gripes. >:(


Howard

People who don't bathe or shower regularly...having to sit next to them on a crowded bus. There are some homeless people I've been around that smell like a latrine...not being mean,it's just sickening to me.Are they so mentally ill that they are afraid to bathe? Or maybe with their illness being active and their not being treated,they are apathetic and don't realize how horrible they smell.



There was this homeless woman who was carrying a big black bag of nickel cans then drags them on the city bus then sits down.She smelled from beer. :P


Howard