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Subject: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: Mayleneo on 05/05/05 at 11:27 pm

;D ( had trouble with the sizing, it can be seen by clicking the link i guess)


Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: jaytee on 05/05/05 at 11:38 pm

I like "UNLESS YOUR HAEMORRHOID GET OFF OF MY ARSE!"  :D

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: RockandRollFan on 05/05/05 at 11:42 pm

I can't BELIEVE morons in my town STILL have these on thier cars...he LOST...get OVER it ::)

http://www.afterthoughtstickers.com/dempres/johnkerry2_small.jpg

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: Kenlos on 05/06/05 at 12:23 am

I saw one a while ago that I thought was awesome and wouldn't mind having one my self, it said "Tailgate me and I'll drive slower."

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: Climber on 05/06/05 at 12:36 am

How about the one that says in really small letters "If you can read this you're too close"...

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 05/06/05 at 12:49 am

One of my favorites:

"Shoot All Extremists"

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/06/05 at 7:00 am

'Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window'

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: GWBush2004 on 05/06/05 at 9:21 am

"Bad Cop--No Donut"

"I love animals: they're delicious"

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: Alchoholica on 05/06/05 at 9:22 am


"I love animals: they're delicious"


LOLOLOL!  ;D

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: GWBush2004 on 05/06/05 at 9:36 am


LOLOLOL!  ;D


I knew somebody would like that one.

"My other car is a piece of sh** too."

"Daddy farted, and we can't get out!"

"My kid can whoop your honor student's as*"

"I miss my Ex., but my aim is improving"

http://www.mackspw.com/images/C/p35093C.jpg

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/06/05 at 10:04 am


I can't BELIEVE morons in my town STILL have these on thier cars...he LOST...get OVER it ::)

http://www.afterthoughtstickers.com/dempres/johnkerry2_small.jpg



ya...I never could figure out why people keep political stickers on their car....way after the fact...I guess too lazy to scrape em off.



Erin :)

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: karen on 05/06/05 at 10:18 am

I always thought it was

JESUS SAVES
But Pele scored on the rebound

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: RockandRollFan on 05/06/05 at 10:44 am



ya...I never could figure out why people keep political stickers on their car....way after the fact...I guess too lazy to scrape em off.



Erin :)
I know! I don't have my Bush sticker on anymore. As soon as the election was over, that was it. . Maybe I'll search the net and look for a Mondale/Ferraro one ::)

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/06/05 at 10:48 am

The only sticker on my car is my Ramones Sticker of them standing in front of CBGB.....other than that..I don't pollute my car with a zillion stickers. I used to know this guy who had the entire back of his car just COVERED with them....and most of them were really stupid ones.

LOL


Erin :)

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: GWBush2004 on 05/06/05 at 11:03 am


I can't BELIEVE morons in my town STILL have these on thier cars...he LOST...get OVER it ::)

http://www.afterthoughtstickers.com/dempres/johnkerry2_small.jpg


Are you kidding!?

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: GWBush2004 on 05/06/05 at 11:18 am

"I'm Not Tailgating - I'm Drafting"

"I'm Not Speeding - I'm Qualifying"

"I Got Kicked Out of Cub Scouts for Eating a Brownie"

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 05/06/05 at 11:48 am


"Bad Cop--No Donut"



I can't believe people put those on their cars.  It ain't gonna help when the boys in blue pull up behind you, unless they have a sense of humore (a cop with a sense humore?  Sure!).  How about: "Dumb Citizen--Speeding Ticket"!
You know, it's like those hippie kids who put pot leaf stickers and "Legalize Marijuana" on their cars.  Hey, I support legalization, but I don't want to advertise it to the local constabulary!

Jesus stickers:
"Jesus Saves, Moses Invests"
"I Found Jesus...He's in the Trunk"
and my favorite:
"Jesus Loves You--
but everyone elese thinks you're an azzhole!"

Don't forget:
"Honk if You're Horny"
"Honk if Your Horn is Broken"

"I Brake for Hallucinations"

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: GWBush2004 on 05/06/05 at 12:05 pm


I can't believe people put those on their cars.  It ain't gonna help when the boys in blue pull up behind you, unless they have a sense of humore (a cop with a sense humore?  Sure!).  How about: "Dumb Citizen--Speeding Ticket"!


http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/ss171.gif

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: RockandRollFan on 05/06/05 at 4:56 pm


Are you kidding!?
Unfortunately, no ::) They used to get SO mad when my friend would pull in front of them, with his Bush sticker ;)

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: RockandRollFan on 05/06/05 at 4:57 pm

I just saw one today that said "If it's tourist season why can't we shoot them!"  ::)

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: Indy Gent on 05/06/05 at 5:08 pm

"My kid beat up your honor roll student."

"I brake for air."

"Heaven Sent, Southern by the Grace of God."

"If you can read this, I'm on the cellphone with the cops now." ;D

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: RockandRollFan on 05/06/05 at 5:46 pm


Shut Up And Fish

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 05/06/05 at 6:05 pm


I can't BELIEVE morons in my town STILL have these on thier cars...he LOST...get OVER it ::)

http://www.afterthoughtstickers.com/dempres/johnkerry2_small.jpg

They didn't lose, it was finagled away from them...but never mind that now.
Maybe some people just haven't bothered to peel them off.  Believe me, I still see tons of Kerry campaign stickers up my way.  I wish they would all peel them off because it's depressing to look at!
:(
I like the ones with the spoonerism:
BUCK FUSH
That let's me know succinctly the driver is on the same page as I!

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: RockandRollFan on 05/06/05 at 7:09 pm


They didn't lose, it was finagled away from them...but never mind that now.
Maybe some people just haven't bothered to peel them off.  Believe me, I still see tons of Kerry campaign stickers up my way.  I wish they would all peel them off because it's depressing to look at!
:(
I like the ones with the spoonerism:
BUCK FUSH
That let's me know succinctly the driver is on the same page as I!
I like this one...

http://www.bumperart.com/ProductImages/2004011729_Display-25.gif

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: AL-B on 05/06/05 at 7:43 pm

One of my favorite bumperstickers said, "DIAL 911: MAKE A COP COME"

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: RockandRollFan on 05/06/05 at 8:19 pm

Sorry AL-B...but until Kansas City wins another Super Bowl... I have this one ;)

http://coloradomountainstickers.com/pics/chiefssuck.jpg

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: GWBush2004 on 05/07/05 at 8:48 am


Unfortunately, no ::) They used to get SO mad when my friend would pull in front of them, with his Bush sticker ;)


They get the ol' one finger salute?

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 05/07/05 at 10:29 am


They get the ol' one finger salute?

There was dude here in the ultra-liberal Pioneer Valley who had a custom-pick up truck with monster tires and bumper stickers adorning the rear window and tailgate:

***Jesse*** (Helms)
George W. Bush '04
"You'll get my assault rifle when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands"
"P*ss off a liberal, buy a gun"
"Happiness is a Belt-fed Weapon"
"Ted Kennedy's Car: 1 / My assault rifile: 0"
"Rush is Right"
"Work hard: millions on welfare depend on you"
"Proud to be a Redneck"
"Jesus or Hell"
"Abortion has two victims: One wounded, the other dead"

"Liberate Peurto Rico"  was my personal "favorite"  ::)

...and of course he had a big old Confederate flag on the thing.

I didn't mind, thought it was rather amusing, but the folks around here got all upset when he'd roar down the main drag of town!  I haven't seen the dude in a while, maybe he moved where there were more of his own kind.
;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: GWBush2004 on 05/07/05 at 11:22 am




"Work hard: millions on welfare depend on you"


Ah dang.  How did I forget that one, I used to have it on my pickup truck.  Except it was a bit different: "Keep Working: Millions On Welfare Depend On You."

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: RockandRollFan on 05/07/05 at 12:26 pm


There was dude here in the ultra-liberal Pioneer Valley who had a custom-pick up truck with monster tires and bumper stickers adorning the rear window and tailgate:

...and of course he had a big old Confederate flag on the thing.

I didn't mind, thought it was rather amusing, but the folks around here got all upset when he'd roar down the main drag of town!  I haven't seen the dude in a while, maybe he moved where there were more of his own kind.
;D ;D ;D

Whoah...his twin must live up here 'cause we have a guy with a huge truck...confederate flags and these stickers:

ABORT CLINTON! Presidents should be planned and wanted

DEMOCRATS - Making the World safe for TERRORISTS

Osama Is Praying You Vote For Democrats

Democrats Hard on Fetuses, Soft on Terrorists

The road to hell is paved with Democrats

VOTE DEMOCRAT It's Easier Than Getting A Job

==================================================

Max...I don't even like them...much ::)

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: GWBush2004 on 05/07/05 at 12:28 pm


VOTE DEMOCRAT It's Easier Than Getting A Job


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: AL-B on 05/08/05 at 2:21 am

I saw one that said "Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?"

(Also, my sig line comes from a bumpersticker that I bought at a small truckstop in Texas several years ago. I liked it so much I could never bring myself to put it on a car--I wanted to keep it forever--so I kept the paper on the back and instead put it on my refrigerator with magnets, and it still stands proudly on the front of my fridge.)

Subject: Re: Funny Bumperstickers

Written By: NullandVoid on 05/08/05 at 5:30 am


I saw one that said "Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?"

(Also, my sig line comes from a bumpersticker that I bought at a small truckstop in Texas several years ago. I liked it so much I could never bring myself to put it on a car--I wanted to keep it forever--so I kept the paper on the back and instead put it on my refrigerator with magnets, and it still stands proudly on the front of my fridge.)


LMAO!!!

Here's a few that I've spotted:

If you don't like my driving, then get the He*l off the sidewalk!

Hang up and Drive!

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