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Subject: Know your state motto
Written By: GWBush2004 on 05/13/05 at 11:47 am
Know your state motto
Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona
But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.
California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut
Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii
Haka Tike Mou Sha! 'ami Lee ki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
Michigan
First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians
Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else.
Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada
Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto, right here!
New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right
To An Attorney...
North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal
Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee
The Edyoocashun State
Texas
Se Hablo Ingles
Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont
Ay, Yep
Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington
We have more rain than you do
West Virginia
One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin
Come Cut The Cheese!
Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
Subject: Re: Know your state motto
Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/13/05 at 11:52 am
I got this e-mail yesterday from my sister. As I said to her, Vermont's motto should be "What state is that in?" (BTW, here it is spelled "Yup" not "Yep")
I did think it was cute when I first saw it.
Cat
Subject: Re: Know your state motto
Written By: Indy Gent on 05/13/05 at 12:57 pm
Indiana
Can't Beat New England ;D
Subject: Re: Know your state motto
Written By: Return of Jessica on 05/13/05 at 1:08 pm
California's should be "Welcome to Northern Mexico." :-X
<----Lives in California
<----Not very PC
<----Is Mexican :P
Subject: Re: Know your state motto
Written By: GWBush2004 on 05/13/05 at 1:44 pm
California's should be "Welcome to Northern Mexico." :-X
http://www.humaneventsonline.com/images/mexicobillboard.jpg
Subject: Re: Know your state motto
Written By: RockandRollFan on 05/13/05 at 1:52 pm
Being a huge Colorado Buffaloes Fan.....since it's always windy in Wyoming and they're right next to Nebraska:
If Wyoming blows, Nebraska SUCKS! :D
Subject: Re: Know your state motto
Written By: AL-B on 05/13/05 at 5:28 pm
Being a huge Colorado Buffaloes Fan.....since it's always windy in Wyoming and they're right next to Nebraska:
If Wyoming blows, Nebraska SUCKS! :D
Booooooooooooo!
Subject: Re: Know your state motto
Written By: RockandRollFan on 05/13/05 at 6:12 pm
Booooooooooooo!
:DI KNEW you'd be around after that ;)
Subject: Re: Know your state motto
Written By: Tanya1976 on 05/13/05 at 7:26 pm
California's should be "Welcome to Northern Mexico." :-X
<----Lives in California
<----Not very PC
<----Is Mexican :P
HA!
I live in Southern CA, but I was born and raised in PA - not all of us cook with just coal!
Tanya
Subject: Re: Know your state motto
Written By: RockandRollFan on 05/13/05 at 8:01 pm
Missouri: Move here and get a free trailer!
Subject: Re: Know your state motto
Written By: Alchoholica on 05/13/05 at 8:07 pm
Missouri: Move here and get a free trailer!
They told me they would get back to me.. when they worked out how to use the phone.
Awwwww.. Just because they're from Kansas city we can't hold it against them..
*cough*Alyouhere*cough*
Subject: Re: Know your state motto
Written By: bbigd04 on 05/13/05 at 9:07 pm
Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan
...or west virginia ;D.
Subject: Re: Know your state motto
Written By: AL-B on 05/13/05 at 9:47 pm
Missouri: Move here and get a free trailer!
They told me they would get back to me.. when they worked out how to use the phone.
Awwwww.. Just because they're from Kansas city we can't hold it against them..
*cough*Alyouhere*cough*
Why is everybody always pickin' on me??? ;D ;D ;D
Hey, at least I don't live in Iowa:
Idiots
Out
Wandering
Around
Subject: Re: Know your state motto
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/13/05 at 10:33 pm
HA!
I live in Southern CA, but I was born and raised in PA - not all of us cook with just coal!
Tanya
I hear ya Tanya....born and bred in good ole PA!!! LOL!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Know your state motto
Written By: RockandRollFan on 05/13/05 at 10:37 pm
Why is everybody always pickin' on me??? ;D ;D ;D
It's not you, AL-B...it's "others" and they know who they are....they're also "Banned" :D
Subject: Re: Know your state motto
Written By: Red Ant on 05/14/05 at 12:14 am
No, you must be corrected on Virginia. Our motto is quite long ( I will separate them for easier comprehension ):
1: The tourist state: "Land of ignorant drivers in a rush to kill the locals to see old a$$ stuff that no one cares about".
2: We don't want WV back.
3: Virigina: "The worst Department of Transportation services in the US".
4: Virigina: Average age is 65 due to number of people moving here to die ( second only to Florida ).
5: Virigina: "Where the weather forecasts have a 90% chance of being wrong".
6: Virginia: "Pipeline for illicit substances/weapons" ( Interstate 95 ).
7: "Which armed services bases are they going to close down next"?
8: " We will be the first to be hit by a nuclear strike" ( All the aforementioned bases and so close to D.C. ).
9:" We apologize for Bruce Hornsby "and finally:
10: Commonwealth of Virgina  ( Virginia is a commonwealth state ) - An oxymoronic name here as wealth is not common.
Yeah, Virginia blows but atleast we are not..... ;)