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Subject: Chav jokes
Written By: Stompgal on 11/05/05 at 4:01 pm
A Chav is someone who wears sporty clothes with lots of jewellery. I know about four.
What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit!
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe!
What's a chav's favourite ice-cream flavour?
Mint!
What do you call a chav in a freezer?
Chillin'!
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: JamieMcBain on 11/05/05 at 7:58 pm
Let's bring out the Gong! ;D
http://www.filmthreat.com/UploadImages/GONGSHOWst.jpg
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: whistledog on 11/05/05 at 9:23 pm
It's not even gong worthy. I think after hearing those jokes, Chuck Barris would strangle himself ;D
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: JamieMcBain on 11/05/05 at 9:26 pm
You're probally right! ;D
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: whistledog on 11/05/05 at 9:29 pm
... steps to the microphone ...
Q: What do you call someone who tells bad Chav jokes?
A: A Bad Chav joke teller
<< insert crowd laughter and applause here >>
;D
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: JamieMcBain on 11/05/05 at 9:35 pm
Applaudes! ;D
Q: What did the bad Chav joke telller cross the road?
A: To escape from the people throwing tomatoes!
;D
Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all night! Enjoy the veal! ;D
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: whistledog on 11/05/05 at 9:37 pm
Applaudes! ;D
Q: What did the bad Chav joke telller cross the road?
A: To escape from the people throwing tomatoes!ÂÂ
;D
Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all night! Enjoy the veal! ;D
;D
Q: Why did the bad Chav joke teller NOT cross the road?
A: Becuase the people who heard his jokes ran him over with their cars
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: JamieMcBain on 11/05/05 at 9:40 pm
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the bad Chav joke teller!
;D
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: whistledog on 11/05/05 at 9:42 pm
Q: What do you call 10 bad Chav joke tellers all telling bad Chav jokes at once?
A: Mass Murder
;D
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: JamieMcBain on 11/05/05 at 9:49 pm
Q: What do you call a group of angry people leaving a comedy club?
A: People wanting their money back after hearing too many bad Chav jokes! ;D
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 11/05/05 at 10:17 pm
It's not even gong worthy. I think after hearing those jokes, Chuck Barris would strangle himself ;D
No, that would just be his cue to bring out
Gene Gene The Dancing Machine!!!
http://members.cox.net/srhall/fark/gongshow.jpg
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: JamieMcBain on 11/06/05 at 2:55 pm
;D
Q: What's flies and tells really bad jokes?
A: Super Chav Joke Teller! ;D
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: whistledog on 11/06/05 at 2:57 pm
;D
Q: What's flies and tells really bad jokes?
A: Super Chav Joke Teller! ;D
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's super chav joke teller. Saving the world with chav jokes. Jokes so deadly, they destroy any enemy who hears them ;D
Q: What do you call someone who tells Sci-Fi Chav Jokes?
A: Chava the Hut
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: JamieMcBain on 11/06/05 at 3:00 pm
Q: Why did the skunk hold his nose?
A: He heard a chav joke!
;D
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: whistledog on 11/06/05 at 3:02 pm
;D
Q: What do you call a bad Chav joke on the run?
A: Chavy Chase
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: JamieMcBain on 11/06/05 at 3:06 pm
Q: Why didn't the shark eat the chav joke teller?
A: He didn't want to get a stomach ache!
;D
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: whistledog on 11/06/05 at 3:10 pm
Q: What did the bad chav joke teller say to his audience after the show was over?
A: "Boy, I really killed 'em tonight"
;D
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: JamieMcBain on 11/06/05 at 3:13 pm
Q: Who can climb buildings, shoot webs, and tell really bad jokes?
A: Spider Chav!
;D
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: Bobby on 11/06/05 at 3:16 pm
For you guys who have lost the plot a little, lol. A 'Chav' is . . .
http://www.worldwidewords.org/topicalwords/tw-cha2.htm
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: whistledog on 11/06/05 at 3:17 pm
"Spider-chav, Spider-chav, Telling bad chav jokes like no one can"
Q: What do you call a silent Chav joke teller?
A: Charlie Chavlin
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 11/06/05 at 3:19 pm
For you guys who have lost the plot a little, lol. A 'Chav' is . . .
http://www.worldwidewords.org/topicalwords/tw-cha2.htm
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav
- Not entirely accurate, but good for a laugh!
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: Bobby on 11/06/05 at 3:30 pm
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav
- Not entirely accurate, but good for a laugh!
Kind of catches the flavour there, Luke. ;D
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 11/06/05 at 3:35 pm
Kind of catches the flavour there, Luke. ;D
Yes, you've gotta wonder what's going through their minds when posting that stuff? ;D
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: Bobby on 11/06/05 at 3:48 pm
Yes, you've gotta wonder what's going through their minds when posting that stuff? ;D
Experience probably. ;D
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 11/06/05 at 3:50 pm
Experience probably. ;D
;D Wouldn't be surprised......
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: Stompgal on 11/11/05 at 4:29 am
The word chav derives from the words Cheltenham Average.
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: Criz on 11/11/05 at 5:03 am
Anybody been on www.chavscum.co.uk ?
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: Paul on 11/11/05 at 8:03 am
Anybody been on www.chavscum.co.uk ?
Don't need to, Criz...
There's several that work in this very building!
(And yes, they fit their stereotype precisely...!!)
While I'm here, I may as well throw this in...
Q. How do you stop a 'Chav' from drowning?
A. Take your foot off his head...
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: Stompgal on 11/13/05 at 8:47 am
Celebrity chavs include Missy Elliott (a good one) and Jodie Marsh (a bad one.) My sister called Missy a Chav because of the clothes and jewellery she wears.
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: Criz on 11/15/05 at 9:58 am
For a list of celebrity chavs - see
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/celebrity.php
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: robby76 on 11/15/05 at 10:22 am
Favourite Christmas song...
Chav Yo'self a Merry Little Christmas!
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: Stompgal on 11/16/05 at 6:05 am
I learnt some more.
A group of chavs are on the way to Llan...gogogoch (a long Welsh place name) and they're having trouble saying the name. They decide to stop off at a fast food joint, one chav enters and asks how to say the place name, to which the assistand replies, "Buuurger Kiiing."
Two chavs are in a car and there's no music. Who's driving?
The police.
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: Stompgal on 12/12/05 at 4:21 pm
What do Chavs use as protection for sex?
A bus shelter!
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: whistledog on 12/12/05 at 6:30 pm
What do Chavs use as protection for sex?
A bus shelter!
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
What's with all the jokes anyway? ???
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 12/12/05 at 7:50 pm
Are chavs the equivalent of REDNECKS here in America?
If they were, Jeff Foxworthy would have fun with making jokes about 'em...
You might be a chav if...
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: Gis on 12/13/05 at 9:05 am
My favourite is
What's the similarity between a chav and a slinky?
They both look good falling down the stairs.
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 12/13/05 at 8:04 pm
I still wanna know if chavs are the same thing as 'rednecks'?
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: Indy Gent on 12/13/05 at 8:21 pm
What is a Chav's favorite car? A Chavrolet, of course. *groan*
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: whistledog on 12/13/05 at 8:59 pm
^ I can top that groaner ... Who is A Chav's favourite actor? Chavy Chase *double groan* ;D
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: Satish on 12/13/05 at 9:00 pm
Are chavs the equivalent of REDNECKS here in America?
If they were, Jeff Foxworthy would have fun
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: Stompgal on 12/22/05 at 7:49 am
I go to the Pilot Project once a week and I am currently creating a series of cartoon stories called Chav Street. I based the four main characters on Missy Elliott, Mike Skinner (AKA The Streets), Eminem and Gwen Stefani. I think her new look is slightly Chav because of all the jewellery she wears in the videos for Can I Have It Like That with Pharrell and Luxurious.
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: YWN on 01/02/06 at 5:07 pm
Are chavs the equivalent of REDNECKS here in America?
If they were, Jeff Foxworthy would have fun with making jokes about 'em...
You might be a chav if...
I can just imagine... And then he'd get other self proclaimed "chavs", and one of them is actually a sophisticated man from Liverpool but rakes in the money making fun of his target audience. :D
Subject: Re: Chav jokes chav r best !!
Written By: stef on 03/22/06 at 2:51 pm
What's the similarity between a grebo and a slinky?
They both look good falling down the stairs !! 8) :P :D ;)
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/22/06 at 2:59 pm
I think that chavs are the equivalent of the male "mook" and the female "midriff" in the United States:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/cool/tour/tour2.html
I'd say that Fred Durst is a perfect example of a "mook".
I thought "mook" was a derogatory name for an Italian, and last I checked, Fred Durst was not Italian.
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: La Roche on 03/23/06 at 12:00 am
I can just imagine... And then he'd get other self proclaimed "chavs", and one of them is actually a sophisticated man from Liverpool but rakes in the money making fun of his target audience. :D
Sophisticated... Liverpool......
ahem...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: Criz on 03/28/06 at 3:29 pm
I go to the Pilot Project once a week and I am currently creating a series of cartoon stories called Chav Street. I based the four main characters on Missy Elliott, Mike Skinner (AKA The Streets), Eminem and Gwen Stefani. I think her new look is slightly Chav because of all the jewellery she wears in the videos for Can I Have It Like That with Pharrell and Luxurious.
Totally disagree with Gwen being a Chav...she's far from it! She experiments with different styles constantly, just like Madonna in a way.
Subject: Re: Chav jokes
Written By: Criz on 04/08/06 at 5:54 am
I've just stumbled accross this 'chav' documentary from BBC music...if anyone is interested!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/onemusic/documentaries/chav433p01.shtml