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Subject: Here are the lyrics from the Maxwell House commercials

Written By: mikehack on 01/21/06 at 2:19 pm

VERSION #1 (Fire Department)

We're down on 59th
We chased our boot down, we drink coffee all the time
Our house is not a fancy place at all
Our house, we have better shopping malls

We now have really coffee grounds
Give us rich fresh flavor and we'll put dawlings of it down
Our house is always good to the last drop
Make your house of Maxwell House!



VERSION #2 (Home Improvement)

Our kitchen home was drilled
Contract rich fresh tasting coffee always gives us through
Our house, he's got that just like family
Our house, can we have some more coffee?

Rich fresh taste in every cup
It's the coffee every morning that keeps us showing up
Our house, the coffee's good to the last drop
Make your house of Maxwell House!



VERSION #3 (NASCAR Racing Team)

We're NASCAR Racing Team
Our coffee keeps us going like no finding supper sheets
Our house, we're always saying WHAT WE SAY!
Our house, the taste that starts so worth in pay

Like our tally rev us up
The rich flavor never fills from cup to cup
Our house, the coffee's good to the last drop
Make your house of Maxwell House!



VERSION #4 (Home Improvement Sweepstakes)

With lots of stuff today
With special cans of Maxwell House, you get a chance to play
Your house, with lots of creature's trucks Stanley
Your house, Black & Decker for your family

Got more Maxwell House to buy
Got more chances to stack the prices high
Your house, ten thousand dollars every month
Place foods for the house of Maxwell House

Subject: Re: Here are the lyrics from the Maxwell House commercials

Written By: LyricBoy on 01/21/06 at 2:44 pm

Heh heh... This reminds me of a place I used to work.  We had this one Turn Foreman who was rather unpopular with the back-turn crews.

One night he came into work and there was an, *ahem* fresh steaming turd in his coffee cup, presumably of human origin.

We used to rib him about this with the following theme song:

The best part of waking up...
Is no turd in your cup!...


;D

Subject: Re: Here are the lyrics from the Maxwell House commercials

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/21/06 at 10:53 pm

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Subject: Re: Here are the lyrics from the Maxwell House commercials

Written By: LyricBoy on 01/22/06 at 6:29 am


Of course, you know what the kids at school used to call me!


Maxwell Folger?  ;D

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