http://celebrities.biteus.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/Jessica%20Alba.jpg

she sorta seems weirdly shimmery and coated in some kind of glazey sheen in this picture. but maybe it's just getting late.

note she decided to smile broadly and blandly for a change. and holy carp check out those hoops! how do her ears stay up?

It's all

JESSICA ALBA JESSICA ALBA JESSICA ALBA JESSICA ALBA JESSICA ALBA JESSICA ALBA

That's all straight men can ever talk about. When are people going to get sick of her? When you all find out she's really a robot?

Nobody's ever talking about...

JAMES LEVINSOHN JAMES LEVINSOHN JAMES LEVINSOHN JAMES LEVINSOHN.

Or Julianne Moore...she's pretty damn hot. And more "beautiful", to boot.

http://www.cineguns.com/photos/datas/BIO_801.jpg
http://www.independentcritics.com/images/far%20from%20heaven%20SPLASH.jpg

Can't men appreciate a real goddess?  ;)

yes yes. but is she GLAZED? that's all this thread is about. no representations of ms. alba's physical beauty, acting talent, or other qualities besides degree of sheen are intended or should be implied.

we all know who the real goddess is, and no enlarged text is necessary to reinforce her goddessivity. although i do also dig julianne moore. i find her exterior coating not nearly as weatherproof as jessica's though.

yes yes. but is she GLAZED? that's all this thread is about. no representations of ms. alba's physical beauty, acting talent, or other qualities besides degree of sheen are intended or should be implied.

we all know who the real goddess is, and no enlarged text is necessary to reinforce her goddessivity. although i do also dig julianne moore. i find her exterior coating not nearly as weatherproof as jessica's though.



Yes, I do find Jessica to be quite glazed. I think that, perhaps, she sprinkles herself either with some window-proofing or roofing agent every morning. Or hairspray and lacquer so that she doesn't melt under the cameras. Because she's really made of mashed potatoes.

Can't men appreciate a real goddess?  ;)



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http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Highrise/1068/kim.jpg




:D

I really, really just don't find Jessica Alba attractive at all. Everytime I see her, all I can think about was that lame Disney made-for-television movie she started out in. What was it called, P.U.N.K.S..? Something like that.

Actually, she's not glazed.  That's a really crappy quality picture, hence why she looks weird.

I really, really just don't find Jessica Alba attractive at all. Everytime I see her, all I can think about was that lame Disney made-for-television movie she started out in. What was it called, P.U.N.K.S..? Something like that.


Some more installments in my gallery of goddesses whose feet deserved to be kissed. This is my pantheon:

http://www.legendsofcomedy.com/movie/Roseanne.jpg

Domestic Goddess-Vestia, Queen of the Hearth.

http://www.jacneed.com/PhotoFile/Bea_Arthur.jpg

Goddess of Wisdom-Athena, Queen of Knowledge.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/arts/2001/07/03/1989.jpg

Goddess of Sex-Aphrodite (Venus), Queen of Sex and Love.

I don't know, I just Google Image searched her.




She looks pretty much glazed in 90% of them. It looks as if you would easily be able to see your reflexion on her face.

http://www.superseventies.com/ssjonimitchell2.gif

Goddess of the Hunt and the Moon-Artemis.

http://www.superseventies.com/ssjonimitchell2.gif

Goddess of the Hunt and the Moon-Artemis.




But she's all old and saggy now

Yes, Jessica is hot....but she's just one fish in the sea. I know many women who are even more attractive than her, just not as famous...

In some movies Jessica is PRETTY hot, but other movies not so much....as for the picture..she is covered in glaze...

But if you bit her would jam/jelly squirt out and if so what flavour??

How about the late Anne Ramsey http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/icon_tongue.gif

http://www.dorkclub.com/anneramsey.jpg

a quick off the top of my head list of women who are not only beautiful but also talented, smart as a whip  or otherwise just rock...

katherine hepburn
ingrid bergman
mamie van doren
grace kelly
natalie wood
sandy dennis
karen black
debbie harry
jennifer connelly
winona ryder
michelle williams!