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Subject: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: LyricBoy on 09/08/06 at 5:52 am
Ms. Hilton was apparently pulled over the other night for suspicion of DUI. The cops say she blew a 0.08, They cuffed her and put her in the paddy wagon.
Paris explains that she was not drunk, and that she was simply in a hurry to get an In-n-Out Burger. I never knew Paris was a fan of the In-n-Out.
http://www.in-n-out.com/images/top_left_logo.gif
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/08/06 at 5:54 am
Paris is a huge fan of the In-n-Out. Just watch her sex tape.
As to her getting arrested......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: Gis on 09/08/06 at 6:25 am
As to her getting arrested......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ;D ;D
Strangely enough that was my reaction too! The photo's of her in cuffs on the front pages of the papers were fantastic.
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: Southern Image on 09/08/06 at 9:41 am
Shes such an idiot. I also heard nothing bad will happen to her. ::)
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/08/06 at 10:16 am
Fish arrested for Swimming!
Frog busted for a-hoppin'!
This is news?
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/drunken_smilie.gif
Shes such an idiot. I also heard nothing bad will happen to her. ::)
The laws of the land don't apply to the rich. The laws of nature are something else. If she keeps it up they could extract her mangled corpse from a cage of twisted, burning steel one of these days!
Or just give her 30 year until she looks like a female version of Teddy Kennedy. Cirrhosis, anyone?
But that's what all of those idle rich do when their favorite Beverly Hills French eatery is closed...cruise the In-n-Out drive-thru! Wasn't there a Kenny-boy Lay siting at the Carl's Jr. last week?
:P
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: Gis on 09/08/06 at 10:19 am
Fish arrested for Swimming!
Frog busted for a-hoppin'!
This is news?
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/drunken_smilie.gif
Not news exactly, more a bloody good laugh for everyone.
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/08/06 at 10:26 am
Not news exactly, more a bloody good laugh for everyone.
That's why Pam Anderson is the perfect playmate for Paris!
::)
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: Marian on 09/08/06 at 2:51 pm
Doesn't she have a chauffeur? :o ??? :D ;D
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: LyricBoy on 09/08/06 at 5:01 pm
Paris is a huge fan of the In-n-Out. Just watch her sex tape.
I woulda figured that she'd be the Hot 'n' Now type.
:P
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/08/06 at 5:18 pm
Do we really care? ::)
Cat
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/08/06 at 6:08 pm
Doesn't she have a chauffeur? :o ??? :D ;D
If I were the judge, I'd revoke her license for life.
"Hey, you're rich, hire a chauffeur!"
"But...that's not fair, your honor..."
"Don't talk to me about 'fair,' angelt*ts, you inherited 400 million that your grandaddy had slated for the poor children of the world! Iffen I ever see you in my courtroom again, you're gonna be ladeling soup over at the rescue mission!"
::)
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: whistledog on 09/08/06 at 9:14 pm
The cops say she blew a 0.08
That's odd, since she's used to blowing perfect 10s ;D
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/08/06 at 9:33 pm
That's odd, since she's used to blowing perfect 10s ;D
Nah, she prefers blowing 7s.
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: Foo Bar on 09/08/06 at 10:03 pm
Nah, she prefers blowing 7s.
Thirty sevens?
In a ROW?!?!
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: whistledog on 09/08/06 at 10:04 pm
Nah, she prefers blowing 7s.
or 69 ;D
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: Marian on 09/12/06 at 3:08 pm
or 69 ;D
LOL
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: spaceace on 10/03/06 at 7:45 pm
In Miss Paris defense . . . oh, who am I kidding. Every time I see her I think trailer trash. At least Nicky has some sort of a brain.
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/04/06 at 1:22 am
In Miss Paris defense . . . oh, who am I kidding. Every time I see her I think trailer trash. At least Nicky has some sort of a brain.
Excuse me, almsot all of the people who live in mobile homes are decent, hardworking folks. Paris don't qualify!
::)
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/04/06 at 2:02 am
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4530/1777/400/BUST.jpg
If it were any one of us, we'd be in deep sh*t, she'll get probation, write a check for the fines, maybe some community service, and then they'll make a tv show out of it, a simple life 3 of her going to some AA meetings on Rodeo dr. in Beverly Hills.
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: spaceace on 10/04/06 at 2:52 pm
Perhaps "trailer trash" is not the proper term. Is TRAMP a better term? How about SKANK? What about FLOOSY? ::)
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/04/06 at 6:59 pm
Perhaps "trailer trash" is not the proper term. Is TRAMP a better term? How about SKANK? What about FLOOSY? ::)
A slutty female version of Richie Rich.
:D
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: Watcher29 on 10/05/06 at 8:51 am
A slutty female version of Richie Rich.
:D
You say that like it's a BAD thing.
Well, OK, it is. But still.
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: Jessica on 10/05/06 at 9:39 am
Apparently, Miss Hilton got knocked the f*ck out by Shanna Moakler (Travis Barker's soon to be ex-wife). A lot of you probably don't know who Shanna Moakler is, but Hilton and her friend pissed her off, so she punched Hilton in the face. I applaud Moakler for doing that. ;D
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: spaceace on 10/05/06 at 10:15 am
Okay, I'm giving her 5 karmas for b-slapping Paris. ;)
Subject: Re: Paris Hilton Picked up for Drunk Driving
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/05/06 at 10:24 am
Now, now, violence doesn't help anything.
Neither does driving drunk and crashing into hamburger stands.
You say that like it's a BAD thing.
Well, OK, it is. But still.
I did say on another thread that if you wanted to bring Richie Rich back today, you'd have to make Paris Hilton his girlfriend.