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Subject: Iguana Erection

Written By: jackas on 01/25/07 at 8:12 pm

Who would of thought?




http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070125/od_nm/iguana_erection_dc

Never give an iguana Viagra



ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."


Subject: Re: Iguana Erection

Written By: Rice_Cube on 01/25/07 at 8:12 pm

That poor iguana :\'(

Subject: Re: Iguana Erection

Written By: Sister Morphine on 01/25/07 at 8:24 pm

I love how the guy didn't mind a lizard with a raging boner to be inches from his face.

Subject: Re: Iguana Erection

Written By: Rice_Cube on 01/25/07 at 8:30 pm


I love how the guy didn't mind a lizard with a raging boner to be inches from his face.


Methinks the iguana did not find the guy to be his type ;)

Subject: Re: Iguana Erection

Written By: Jessica on 01/25/07 at 9:11 pm

This is the funniest thing I've read in awhile. ;D

Subject: Re: Iguana Erection

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/25/07 at 9:16 pm


Who would of thought?




http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070125/od_nm/iguana_erection_dc

Never give an iguana Viagra



ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."



Life imitates "Monty Python's Flying Circus."  That is, this was not a Monty Python sketch, but it sounds just like one.

BTW, if our simian ancestors had two penises, homo sapiens sapiens would never have emerged!  
"Now look, I got two o' these, I'm real busy all the time now, and happy too, so what do I want with all this stuff going on in the frontal lobes?"

Subject: Re: Iguana Erection

Written By: jackas on 01/25/07 at 9:25 pm


Life imitates "Monty Python's Flying Circus."  That is, this was not a Monty Python sketch, but it sounds just like one.

BTW, if our simian ancestors had two penises, homo sapiens sapiens would never have emerged!  
"Now look, I got two o' these, I'm real busy all the time now, and happy too, so what do I want with all this stuff going on in the frontal lobes?"


That's true. ;D

Men have sex on the brain all the time...imagine if they had two wieners. :o

Subject: Re: Iguana Erection

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/25/07 at 9:35 pm


That's true. ;D

Men have sex on the brain all the time...imagine if they had two wieners. :o

And half the reason power.  They would have driven themselves extinct in very short order!

Subject: Re: Iguana Erection

Written By: Foo Bar on 01/25/07 at 10:13 pm

Well, this seems to be as good a time as any to introduce y'all to Rule #34. 

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/695/630pxrule34ux9.jpg

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