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Subject: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: GhettoJohn2k7 on 07/05/07 at 4:54 am

I am Ghetto John, and I am writing a small disclosure. I do not nor have I ever hosted a hatred for gays or lesbians. In fact I have gay friends of whom I am very close to.


OK, so now thats out of the way, whats your answer?      ;D

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: JamieMcBain on 07/05/07 at 11:12 am

Tom Cruise?

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: La Roche on 07/05/07 at 11:31 am

Jamie McBain.

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: JamieMcBain on 07/05/07 at 11:43 am

But I'm not a celebrity.  ;D

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: Tia on 07/05/07 at 11:46 am

schwarzenegger/stallone!

Bruce Willis!
Dick Cheney!
Ann Coulter!


Some people would surprise me by coming out as straight. like moby and emo.

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/05/07 at 1:03 pm

Richard Simmons?

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: agoraphobicwhacko on 07/05/07 at 1:06 pm


Tom Cruise?
That wouldn't be a shock. People have figured he was gay for decades. The first clue was when his ex fiancee Mimi Rodgers said he wouldn't have sex with her, and was basically a monk. Second clue was the long and childless marraige with Nicole Kidman(although they adopted). Third clue was how he went way overboard in letting society know he loves Katie Holmes.

A bigger shock would be someone like Willis, Pitt, Portman, Bullock, Stallone, De Niro,etc.

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: agoraphobicwhacko on 07/05/07 at 1:07 pm


Richard Simmons?
Someone who likes to be spanked by young men coming out of the closet might not be classified as a "shock".......

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: Tia on 07/05/07 at 1:10 pm

natalie portman wouldnt shock me too much. threre’s something about her that strikes me as a little bit wymyn’s studies, like she might have an “a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle” bumper sticker on her car.

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: whistledog on 07/05/07 at 1:56 pm

What if Arnold Schwarzenegger came out of the closet?

"Aftah all deze yearz, I am da one who eez da leetle girlie man" :D

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/05/07 at 2:15 pm



Ann Coulter!





That would be surprising wouldn't it. Then the next time she calls John Edwards a f******, he can say, "It takes one to know one."  :D ;D ;D ;D


Cat

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: La Roche on 07/05/07 at 2:17 pm


But I'm not a celebrity.  ;D


You probably are in Canadialand.

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: whistledog on 07/05/07 at 2:24 pm


You probably are in Canadialand.


Jamie is very well-known up here in Canada.  Stephen Harper consults him; Three Days Grace ask him for music tips; and even Jim Carrey asks him for acting advice

JamieMcBain is the biggest thing to come out of Canada since Time Zones :D

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: danootaandme on 07/05/07 at 2:35 pm

I say Karl Rove, though I wouldn't be shocked, but there is something about him the sends the gaydar screeching.

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: La Roche on 07/05/07 at 3:19 pm


Jamie is very well-known up here in Canada.  Stephen Harper consults him; Three Days Grace ask him for music tips; and even Jim Carrey asks him for acting advice

JamieMcBain is the biggest thing to come out of Canada since Time Zones :D


Or North by North West.. was that the show about the Mountie? I used to watch that show religiously, sparking off my love affair with men in uniforms riding large mammals....  :-[ said too much.

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: KKay on 07/05/07 at 3:21 pm

Mel Gibson.

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: spaceace on 07/05/07 at 3:36 pm

James Dobson, the head of the religious neonazi group Focus On The Family.  I would laugh my butt off!!!!

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: gumbypiz on 07/05/07 at 3:42 pm

Dr. Phil
Paula Abdul
George Clooney
Paris Hilton? :D Well, ya know, maybe the jail time changed her in ways that we didn't know?
Any of the crew from American Chopper (OCC)

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/05/07 at 5:47 pm



A bigger shock would be someone like Willis, Pitt, Portman, Bullock, Stallone, De Niro,etc.


Hmmm... I was gonna say "Jesse James" who is Bullock's (a.k.a. Sandra Buttock) husband.

We may be on to something here.

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/05/07 at 6:17 pm

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/simpsons/moe.jpg

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/05/07 at 6:19 pm


James Dobson, the head of the religious neonazi group Focus On The Family.  I would laugh my butt off!!!!

He may still be in the closet, but the sliding door is wide open!
:P

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: JamieMcBain on 07/05/07 at 6:50 pm


Jamie is very well-known up here in Canada.  Stephen Harper consults him; Three Days Grace ask him for music tips; and even Jim Carrey asks him for acting advice

JamieMcBain is the biggest thing to come out of Canada since Time Zones :D


This comes as a surprise to me!  ;D

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: Red Ant on 07/06/07 at 3:20 am

Sean Connery



That would be surprising wouldn't it. Then the next time she calls John Edwards a f******, he can say, "It takes one to know one."  :D ;D ;D ;D


Cat



What if Arnold Schwarzenegger came out of the closet?

"Aftah all deze yearz, I am da one who eez da leetle girlie man" :D


Karma to you both.

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/06/07 at 5:03 am

Is David Hasselhoff on the suspect list?

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/06/07 at 6:12 am


Is David Hasselhoff on the suspect list?


No way.  He's a man's man.  Probably as I type this he is partying with some nubile contestant on "America's Got Talent".  ;)

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: spaceace on 07/06/07 at 12:30 pm


He may still be in the closet, but the sliding door is wide open!
:P


We need only wait. ;D

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: Mushroom on 07/07/07 at 11:16 pm

Who would shock me the most if they declaired that they were gay?

Elizabeth Alexandra Mary

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: whistledog on 07/07/07 at 11:56 pm


This comes as a surprise to me!  ;D


Aw man don't be so modest.  The way you talked Mike Myers out of taking the lead role in "Gigli" was pure genius 8)

:D

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: Nicky Bain on 07/08/07 at 12:57 am

Madonna?

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 07/08/07 at 5:14 am


Tom Cruise?


http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/cruise22.jpg

"Dad! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!!!"

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: spaceace on 07/08/07 at 6:47 am


Madonna?


Madonna is pretty much bisexual. 

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: spaceace on 07/08/07 at 6:51 am

Former U.S. Senator Rick Santorum. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/evillaugh.gif

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/08/07 at 7:13 am

Did anybody mention Mario Lopez yet?  ???

I'd put down some serious money on that...

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: spaceace on 07/08/07 at 7:16 am


Did anybody mention Mario Lopez yet?  ???

I'd put down some serious money on that...


Nope no one has mentioned him.

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/08/07 at 7:22 am


Nope no one has mentioned him.


OK, then I'll put down some serious money.  ;)

Although based on the title of this thread, it would not be all that shocking.

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: spaceace on 07/08/07 at 7:25 am

Rick Schroeder.  Now that would really shock me.  You know the guy from Silver Spoons and NYPD Blues. (I think)

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: lorac61469 on 07/08/07 at 10:44 am


Did anybody mention Mario Lopez yet?  ???

I'd put down some serious money on that...


No, he needs to be on the list "Would you just come out already!!".  Already on the list is Clay Aiken and Anderson Cooper.



Who would shock me? Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Hugh Hefner, Samuel L. Jackson.



Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: tv on 07/08/07 at 10:48 am

I think Eddie Murphy if he said he was gay that be freakin shocking but the the last 2-3 years I think he's been in a divorce, having a relationship and having a baby with  Mel B. of the Spice Girls and now dating R&B singer's Babyface's ex-wife Tracey Edmonds.

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/08/07 at 11:49 am

hmmm...

Barbara Walters...yes, that would be quite shocking. :D

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/08/07 at 11:54 am


We need only wait. ;D

It's tempting to say Rev. Fred Phelps (Westboro Baptist Church, "God Hates f@gs!"), but methinks he protesteth too much!
:P

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 07/08/07 at 3:55 pm

George W. Bush and Tony Blair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sJqROHxjDA

:o :o :o

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/08/07 at 6:34 pm


George W. Bush and Tony Blair.

:o :o :o

Who tops?
???

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: snozberries on 07/08/07 at 6:43 pm


No, he needs to be on the list "Would you just come out already!!".  Already on the list is Clay Aiken and Anderson Cooper.



I like that list....can we add Tobey Maguire to it?



hmmm...

Barbara Walters...yes, that would be quite shocking. :D


I guess you don't watch The View... I wouldn't at all be surprised by Barbara after watching her carry on with Meredith Viera for 9 years

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: snozberries on 07/08/07 at 7:57 pm

George will never come out of the closet but what if it were Jeb, Barbara Sr  or one of the twins!

How about Rush Limbaugh?

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: danootaandme on 07/09/07 at 4:25 am




How about Rush Limbaugh?



Rush and Rove in a Brokeback kiss,    eeeeewwwwwww!!

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: Tia on 07/09/07 at 9:29 am


George will never come out of the closet but what if it were Jeb, Barbara Sr  or one of the twins!


barbara jr. has a bit of an ambiguously lesbian-y thing going on.

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: La Roche on 07/09/07 at 10:19 am


barbara jr. has a bit of an ambiguously lesbian-y thing going on.


A part of me wants Jenna to do a straight to video lesbian art house film.. but another part of me wants her to be cock hungry so I can nail her and get in good with the Bushies.

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 07/10/07 at 4:27 pm


Who tops?
???


Whoever wins the coin toss.

Or is it whoever loses???  :o :o :o

Subject: Re: Who would be the most shocking celeb to come out of the closet?

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/10/07 at 5:53 pm


A part of me wants Jenna to do a straight to video lesbian art house film.. but another part of me wants her to be cock hungry so I can nail her and get in good with the Bushies.


On the other hand, you might find yourself incarcerated at an off-the-books CIA lockup in Kazakhstan.  ;D  ;)

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