Well all this week, The Insider's Lara Spencer  :-* has been running a series update on John Wayne Bobbitt, whose former wife, as you may recall, cut off his *ahem* "manhood" (that is the euphemism that the lovely Lara uses on the show).

Lara asked John what advice he may have for his wife's new boyfriend and he said "Sleep on your stomach".

From the show it appears that ol' John would like to get back together with his wife.  Man that guy is a glutton for punishment.

;D ;D ;D

You'd think....Ol' "Frankenweenie"  ;) would stay as far away from Her as possible..... :o

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Well all this week, The Insider's Lara Spencer  :-* has been running a series update on John Wayne Bobbitt, whose former wife, as you may recall, cut off his *ahem* "manhood" (that is the euphemism that the lovely Lara uses on the show).

Lara asked John what advice he may have for his wife's new boyfriend and he said "Sleep on your stomach".

From the show it appears that ol' John would like to get back together with his wife.  Man that guy is a glutton for punishment.

;D ;D ;D

What's the premium for high-risk pecker insurance?
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He had a feeling of separation.

I met him once.  He was a total dick.

I met him once.  He was a total dick.


But not really. :D

Today's blockbuster revelation was that John and Lorena had an abortion many years ago.

They then apologized with each other, hugged, and went their separate ways.

I wonder how much The Insider paid them for the story? ???

(I would have done it for free if it meant I got to meet Lara Spencer)

I met him once.  He was a total dick.


hahahahaahahahaa ;D

Today's blockbuster revelation was that John and Lorena had an abortion many years ago.
Uhhh...sounds like they were a little unclear on the concept then!

They then apologized with each other, hugged, and went their separate ways.


You mean John W as his Johnson?
???

You mean John W as his Johnson?
???


Yep

I met him once.  He was a total dick.


I hope she cuts it off again.

And then throws it in the microwave this time.  :o :o :o

I can hear him now . . . "I know she cut my dick off but I still love her". :\'(  Something wrong with the guy.

I can hear him now . . . "I know she cut my dick off but I still love her". :\'(  Something wrong with the guy.


Sounds like a song title :D

Sounds like a song title :D


Yeah, but who would we get to write lyrics and sing?

I hope she cuts it off again.

And then throws it in the microwave this time.  :o :o :o


In the interview she said something like "I wish I would have thrown it into a blender".  :o

In the interview she said something like "I wish I would have thrown it into a blender".  :o


Dice, whip, chop, or puree?

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Dice, whip, chop, or puree?

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That'd be the best "Will It Blend" ever!  :o :o :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC8Zvl-8ziA

I was a  little kid when this happened.  I remember thinking back then and still thinking to this day, "How could someone survive that?". 

Did he do porn afterwards?

I was a  little kid when this happened.   I remember thinking back then and still thinking to this day, "How could someone survive that?". 

Did he do porn afterwards?


Unfortunately yes.

It was called "John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut," and a couple of my redneck buddies and I thought it might be kind of funny to check out. It turned out to be one of the most horrible pornos I'd ever seen.

You wanna know what his unit looked like? It looked like someone threw a hot dog in the dryer and ran it through for about 6 or 7 cycles.  :P :P :P

Unfortunately yes.

It was called "John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut," and a couple of my redneck buddies and I thought it might be kind of funny to check out. It turned out to be one of the most horrible pornos I'd ever seen.

You wanna know what his unit looked like? It looked like someone threw a hot dog in the dryer and ran it through for about 6 or 7 cycles.  :P :P :P


Well as long as it can get the job done, that's all that matters I guess...  ;)

Ya know, I wonder how John Wayne feels about these people who have been named after him...  ???

John Wayne Bobbit - famous for getting his johnson bobbed.

John Wayne Gacy - famous for serial killings

Unfortunately yes.

It was called "John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut," and a couple of my redneck buddies and I thought it might be kind of funny to check out. It turned out to be one of the most horrible pornos I'd ever seen.

You wanna know what his unit looked like? It looked like someone threw a hot dog in the dryer and ran it through for about 6 or 7 cycles.  :P :P :P


I really needed to read that, thanks.

Ya know, I wonder how John Wayne feels about these people who have been named after him...   ???

John Wayne Bobbit - famous for getting his johnson bobbed.

John Wayne Gacy - famous for serial killings


He's back to going by his birth name, Marion Morrison.  I guarantee it.

I really needed to read that, thanks.


Anytime.  ;)