» OLD MESSAGE ARCHIVES «
The Pop Culture Information Society...
Messageboard Archive Index, In The 00s - The Pop Culture Information Society
Welcome to the archived messages from In The 00s. This archive stretches back to 1998 in some instances, and contains a nearly complete record of all the messages posted to inthe00s.com. You will also find an archive of the messages from inthe70s.com, inthe80s.com, inthe90s.com and amiright.com before they were combined to form the inthe00s.com messageboard.
If you are looking for the active messages, please click here. Otherwise, use the links below or on the right hand side of the page to navigate the archives.
Custom Search
This is a topic from the Current Politics and Religious Topics forum on inthe00s.
Subject: Which came first?
Written By: Mister C on 02/23/05 at 11:20 pm
Which do you choose? I pick 5!
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: GWBush2004 on 02/24/05 at 12:07 am
The chicken.
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: MooRocca on 02/24/05 at 12:36 am
If you believe in evolution, the egg.
If you believe in creation, the chicken.
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: EthanM on 02/24/05 at 12:55 am
so was the chicken egg a mutated form of the egg of a more primitive bird? There'ss no way chickens predated eggs unless you don't believe in dinosaurs or other egg-laying creatures that existed before the chicken. There's a little more doubt in my mind about whether chickens came before checken eggs but i don't think that they did.
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: MooRocca on 02/24/05 at 1:23 am
so was the chicken egg a mutated form of the egg of a more primitive bird? There'ss no way chickens predated eggs unless you don't believe in dinosaurs or other egg-laying creatures that existed before the chicken. There's a little more doubt in my mind about whether chickens came before checken eggs but i don't think that they did.
Evolution:
The first chicken hatched from an egg that was laid by a female of the species that was the last pre-chicken link in that evolutionary chain, thus the first chicken's egg, having existed prior even to the fertilization, thereof, came before the first chicken.
Creation:
God said "let there be chicken" and there was chicken.
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 02/24/05 at 12:17 pm
The chicken-how ya think the egg got there?
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: Alchoholica on 02/24/05 at 12:20 pm
The chicken-how ya think the egg got there?
And pray tell, how did the chicken get there.. ;)
Any answers containing the words 'crossed the road' shall be dealt with swiftly.
Answers on a postcard.
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: shiprunner12 on 02/24/05 at 1:10 pm
The chicken definitely came first.
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: QueenAmenRa on 02/24/05 at 3:01 pm
And pray tell, how did the chicken get there.. ;)
Any answers containing the words 'crossed the road' shall be dealt with swiftly.
Answers on a postcard.
What about answers containing the words "God" and "creation"? ;)
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: jaytee on 02/24/05 at 5:58 pm
Evolution:
The first chicken hatched from an egg that was laid by a female of the species that was the last pre-chicken link in that evolutionary chain, thus the first chicken's egg, having existed prior even to the fertilization, thereof, came before the first chicken.
Creation:
God said "let there be chicken" and there was chicken. ÂÂ
What if God said "let there be eggs" and there were eggs?
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: MooRocca on 02/24/05 at 6:53 pm
What if God said "let there be eggs" and there were eggs?
He would next have said, "Let there be bacon" and there would have been breakfast... and the Lord would have tasted of the eggs and known they were good and now everything would taste like eggs instead of tasting like chicken. ;D
Or not.
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/24/05 at 6:55 pm
What if God said "let there be eggs" and there were eggs?
And God said, "Let there be ham, Englishi muffin, and Hollandaise as well, and there was Eggs Benedict.
8)
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/24/05 at 6:56 pm
The rooster.
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: Dagwood on 02/24/05 at 7:33 pm
Dunno
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: jaytee on 02/24/05 at 7:33 pm
He would next have said, "Let there be bacon" and there would have been breakfast... and the Lord would have tasted of the eggs and known they were good and now everything would taste like eggs instead of tasting like chicken.  ;D
Or not.ÂÂ
 ÂÂ
;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: Tanya1976 on 02/24/05 at 8:34 pm
God with creation of the chicken!
Tanya
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: JamieMcBain on 02/24/05 at 9:11 pm
Chicken, followed by Egg McMuffin. ::)
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/26/05 at 7:03 pm
It depends....who was on top ??? ;D ;D ;D
LMAO!!!!
Cat
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: philbo on 02/26/05 at 10:16 pm
The egg. There were 00000s of eggs around before chickens came about.
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: Indy Gent on 02/27/05 at 2:47 am
Thanks for the help. MooRocca. I picked chicken because I'm a believer in creation.
However, God also created the egg. So it depends on where He started. ;)
If you believe in evolution, the egg.
If you believe in creation, the chicken.
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: Don Carlos on 02/27/05 at 5:13 pm
??????
I have a better question. Which came first, Chicken-hawks or wars? Certainly our chicken-hawks (Bush, Pearl, Wolfowitz, Ruimsfeld, Rice, Cheney et al) came before Iraq.
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: AL-B on 02/27/05 at 5:45 pm
I did. I always do. ;D
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: Don Carlos on 02/28/05 at 4:31 pm
And God said, "Let there be ham, Englishi muffin, and Hollandaise as well, and there was Eggs Benedict.
8)
And God tasted of the eggs benedict and found them good. And God said "who is this "benedict" who pulled off a creation without my knowledge? And God asked "who was it that tamed the fire used to cook the eggs benedict". And God was confused. And so God took a nap to relieve his/her headack. And God sleeps still. And evolution continues its marvelous work.
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: Leo Jay on 02/28/05 at 5:00 pm
I did. I always do. ;D
The question was "first," not "prematurely". TMI, by the way.
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: philbo on 03/01/05 at 1:59 am
And God tasted of the eggs benedict and found them good. And God said "who is this "benedict" who pulled off a creation without my knowledge? And God asked "who was it that tamed the fire used to cook the eggs benedict". And God was confused. And so God took a nap to relieve his/her headack. And God sleeps still. And evolution continues its marvelous work.
:D :D
Subject: Re: Which came first?
Written By: Don Carlos on 03/01/05 at 3:42 pm
Typical man ;)
Sometimes, but not always ;) Younger woman, older man can often = joint satisfaction.