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Subject: What in the world...!?

Written By: YWN on 12/31/05 at 1:42 am

http://www.seedmagazine.com/news/2005/10/girls_gone_wildfor_monkeys.php

I...thought this was satire at first, but I checked out the rest of the site and nothing else was satire.

I'm speechless.  Maybe it is satire, but it was too tongue in cheek in the rest of the articles on the site for me to notice at this time of night. 

I just can't imagine that being an actual experiment.

Subject: Re: What in the world...!?

Written By: Dagwood on 12/31/05 at 12:22 pm

Why would anyone want to study that in the first place?  Aren't there more important things to study...I don't know like diseases and cures maybe? 

Subject: Re: What in the world...!?

Written By: GWBush2004 on 01/01/06 at 4:15 pm


Why would anyone want to study that in the first place?


Asked way to often.

Where is that cure for cancer?

Subject: Re: What in the world...!?

Written By: danootaandme on 01/01/06 at 4:26 pm

I would say it was started by some guys on the endless quest to find out "What do women want?"  I
would say they compared to these guys, the women involved would rather watch monkeys f**k. 
  ;D

Subject: Re: What in the world...!?

Written By: annonymouse on 01/02/06 at 12:17 pm

its not having sex that gets people aroused its the thought of sex. and when your watching monkeys do it, you deffinatly thinking about.

Subject: Re: What in the world...!?

Written By: Harmonica on 01/02/06 at 2:23 pm


its not having sex that gets people aroused its the thought of sex. and when your watching monkeys do it, you deffinatly thinking about.


Is this a hypothesis? or general knowledge from a personal experience?

Subject: Re: What in the world...!?

Written By: YWN on 01/02/06 at 2:25 pm


Is this a hypothesis? or general knowledge from a personal experience?


...Oh man, that was hilarious.  ;D

Harmonica - 1

This Kid - ZIP

Subject: Re: What in the world...!?

Written By: Harmonica on 01/02/06 at 2:29 pm


...Oh man, that was hilarious.  ;D

Harmonica - 1

This Kid - ZIP


I ain't making fun of the guy at all, just the way he worded it.  I can't help but be curious and ask.  I'll be the first to admit, I've seen porn before, but between two human beings.  Almost every red blooded American guy and to my in recent years surprise red blooded American gal has seen porn at least once in there life.  I just never knew watching the discovery channel or animal planet had the same effect on some people.

Subject: Re: What in the world...!?

Written By: YWN on 01/02/06 at 2:31 pm


I ain't making fun of the guy at all, just the way he worded it.  I can't help but be curious and ask.  I'll be the first to admit, I've seen porn before, but between two human beings.  Almost every red blooded American guy and to my in recent years surprise red blooded American gal has seen porn at least once in there life.  I just never knew watching the discovery channel or animal planet had the same effect on some people.


Okay...  I just started laughing when it seemed like you were asking him if he watched monkey porn.  :D

Subject: Re: What in the world...!?

Written By: Harmonica on 01/02/06 at 2:38 pm


Okay...  I just started laughing when it seemed like you were asking him if he watched monkey porn.   :D


Yeah that is pretty funny.  I can't imagine why someone would want to watch monkey porn. 

Subject: Re: What in the world...!?

Written By: YWN on 01/02/06 at 2:40 pm


Yeah that is pretty funny.  I can't imagine why someone would want to watch monkey porn. 


...this is where everyone must suppress their "banana" innuendos.

Subject: Re: What in the world...!?

Written By: Harmonica on 01/02/06 at 2:46 pm


...this is where everyone must suppress their "banana" innuendos.


A whole new line of porno Films.  Like "Duston Checks In: With two ladies!"  or "Born to be Wild: In bed"  Or "Ed: Does Rene Russo"

Subject: Re: What in the world...!?

Written By: YWN on 01/02/06 at 3:57 pm


A whole new line of porno Films.  Like "Duston Checks In: With two ladies!"   or "Born to be Wild: In bed"   Or "Ed: Does Rene Russo"


Well...now we know what really happened here...

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/16/243016_thumb.jpg

Subject: Re: What in the world...!?

Written By: annonymouse on 01/02/06 at 8:08 pm

no ive never seen monkey porn  ;D  :D  ;D  :D  ;D. and if every red blooded person has seen porn, then there must be a smaller amount of people currently watching porn then i thought. i mean, i duno about you but my blood is blue.  ooh i made a rhyme.

Subject: Re: What in the world...!?

Written By: Harmonica on 01/02/06 at 10:42 pm


no ive never seen monkey porn  ;D  :D  ;D  :D  ;D. and if every red blooded person has seen porn, then there must be a smaller amount of people currently watching porn then i thought. i mean, i duno about you but my blood is blue.  ooh i made a rhyme.


Do the Blue Blooded English see porn as well? I"m not saying that every boy and girl in this country has sat down and watched Dirty films on a Friday night, but I am saying a large portion has seen a member of the opposite sex naked in a magazine or internet page before.

Subject: Re: What in the world...!?

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/02/06 at 11:36 pm


Asked way to often.

Where is that cure for cancer?



The cure for cancer is one bowl of chickensh*t ingested by mouth every day.  The medical journals have not bothered to publish these findings since the oncological community knows no cancer sufferer is willing to put up with the remedy.  Ahem, anyway, "Hey, hey we're the monkeys, people say we monkey around..."

Subject: Re: What in the world...!?

Written By: GWBush2004 on 01/03/06 at 3:52 pm


can't imagine why someone would want to watch monkey porn. 


There are some real freaks in this world.

Man Commits Suicide After Sex With Hen

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday. The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

Subject: Re: What in the world...!?

Written By: Satish on 01/03/06 at 5:06 pm

Hmmm..... this might explain the whole premise and appeal of the movie King Kong, as I've said before on these boards:

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,15355.msg737127.html

;D

Subject: Re: What in the world...!?

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 01/03/06 at 5:15 pm

You n' me, baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...
  ;)

Subject: Re: What in the world...!?

Written By: annonymouse on 01/03/06 at 5:31 pm


Why would anyone want to study that in the first place?  Aren't there more important things to study...I don't know like diseases and cures maybe? 

yeah just like the people who stoped their attempts to find a cure for cancer and figured out how to make seedles watermellon

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