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Subject: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Mushroom on 10/24/06 at 3:09 pm

Being a registered voter of Alabama, I admit I had to chuckle when I found out about this.

Loretta Nall is a 32 year old woman who is running for Governor of Alabama.  She is a write-in candidate (she failed to collect the 40k signatures required to be placed on the ballot) , for the Libertarian Party, running under her own US Marijuanna Party (she is founder and President of the USMJ Party).

Among her her platform is the legalization of marijuanna, the stopping of Columbia from spraying pestacides on coca plants (the chemicals may poison cocaine users), the removal of Alabama National Guard from the US Army, and the immediate pardoning of anybody convicted of a marijuanna crime.

She has made the news here before, having run for various state and national offices.  During a run for State Senate last year, she was prohibited from visiting her brother in jail because she would not submit to a search (everybody gets searched going into a prison).  She states that the reason she refused is that she does not wear panties.

Her fundraising has also been somewhat questionable in this area.  For $2, she will send you a cartoon of her boobs.  For $50, she will flash you her boobs.  And a T-shirt she has been selling states "Fote for Loretta Nall - More of these boobs (picture of her cleavage), less of these boobs (pictures of Governor Bob Riley (R) and Lt. Governor Lucy Baxter (D), and Judge Roy Moore (the "10 Commandments" Judge).

Boy, am I proud to live in the state which has the only pantyless Governor candidate.   :D


Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/24/06 at 6:13 pm

Hey, women going topless, I'm all for it!  No, wait, I'm against it! No, I mean...

It's a Catch-22. 
1. If I say I'm for wmen going topless, I'm an ogling pervo.
2. If I say I'm against women going topless, I'm an oppressive patriarch.

Can't win!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/nixweiss.gif

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: kook on 10/25/06 at 12:12 am

:D she already has my vote i luv boobies ... oh nevermind i forgot i dont live in that state ...bummer ???

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Foo Bar on 10/25/06 at 1:12 am

For $50, she'll flash you her boobies.  Ain't that like a politician.  Even the Libertarian ones tend to overcharge for things you could have gotten twice as much of, and for free.

In that spirit, here's two pair (they always travel in pairs) of boobies hangin' out on a beach.  Yes, they're real (and they're fabulous!), and it won't cost you a cent to see 'em. 

Probably do a better job of running things than any of the candidates, too.  If only they were on the ballot.

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: deadrockstar on 10/25/06 at 1:13 am

Why is the pc word "boobs"? What ever happened to good, old-fashioned titties? ;D

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/25/06 at 1:16 am

Who knows, who cares.  It was rather clever, though.

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/25/06 at 1:22 am


For $50, she'll flash you her boobies.  Ain't that like a politician.  Even the Libertarian ones tend to overcharge for things you could have gotten twice as much of, and for free.

In that spirit, here's two pair (they always travel in pairs) of boobies hangin' out on a beach.  Yes, they're real (and they're fabulous!), and it won't cost you a cent to see 'em. 

Probably do a better job of running things than any of the candidates, too.  If only they were on the ballot.

a titty for fitty, what a rip.

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: deadrockstar on 10/25/06 at 1:24 am


a titty for fitty, what a rip.


;D

Titty is just such a titilating word. ::):D;D

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/25/06 at 2:12 am


;D

Titty is just such a titilating word. ::):D;D
It sure is & the candidate is well aware she has 2 of them

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Davester on 10/25/06 at 4:00 am

  I chewed through my restraints just to post here, but how am I supposed to maintain an erection with this..?  :P

  http://cannabisconsumers.org/pix/nall.l.jpg

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: deadrockstar on 10/25/06 at 8:35 am


  I chewed through my restraints just to post here, but how am I supposed to maintain an erection with this..?  :P

  http://cannabisconsumers.org/pix/nall.l.jpg


Am I missing something here?

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: kook on 10/25/06 at 10:50 am

i wonder scince i only have 25 bucks can i see just one boobie or do i get to se two half boobies  :-\\

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Mushroom on 10/25/06 at 11:19 am


Am I missing something here?


Dude, she is just a little skanky.  She reminds me of either Pia Zadora with a weight problem, or Angelyne.  And I have met Angelyne many times, she looks nothing like her airbrushed and glamorized billboards.  She is only around 50, but looks like she is 70, with tons of face lifts, and the body of a 19 year old.  Very distubrbing.

And Angelyne also ran for Governor in 2003 against Arnold and Mary Carey.

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: deadrockstar on 10/25/06 at 11:25 am


Dude, she is just a little skanky.  She reminds me of either Pia Zadora with a weight problem, or Angelyne.  And I have met Angelyne many times, she looks nothing like her airbrushed and glamorized billboards.  She is only around 50, but looks like she is 70, with tons of face lifts, and the body of a 19 year old.  Very distubrbing.




Meh. The pic he showed me look alright to me.

Btw, weight problem? What the hell is your definition of a "weight problem"? http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/ugh.gif

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Ashkicksass on 10/25/06 at 11:27 am



Btw, weight problem? What the hell is your definition of a "weight problem"? http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/ugh.gif


I was just going to say the same thing...

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Mushroom on 10/25/06 at 12:03 pm


Btw, weight problem? What the hell is your definition of a "weight problem"? http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/ugh.gif


Notice, I said "Pia Zadora".  For those that remember her, she was petite, and weighted maybe 85 lbs soaking wet.  But she had an elfin face, and even in her 40's she could have passed for being in her 20's.  In 1982, she made a movie called Butterfly, where she was supposed to be protraying a 16 year old girl.  Pia was 28 at the time.  (for those that were not around to remember the movie - it was controversial because it portrayed an incestous father-daughter relationship - incest was big in the 1980's, look at Flowers In The Attic and Back To The Future)  However, other then when doing a role, Pia tended to "dress and look her age".  She did not carry her "youthfull" appearance into her real life.

I guess I just find it disturbing when people try to look so much younger then they really are.  Kinda like seeing your grandmother going outside today wearing a tight sweater and a miniskirt.

Loretta is 32, tries to look 20, and dresses like she is 16.  I just find that disturbing.

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/25/06 at 12:26 pm


Hey, women going topless, I'm all for it!  No, wait, I'm against it! No, I mean...

It's a Catch-22. 
1. If I say I'm for wmen going topless, I'm an ogling pervo.
2. If I say I'm against women going topless, I'm an oppressive patriarch.

Can't win!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/nixweiss.gif



I think it is a woman's right to go topless if she wants to (just like men can go topless). I call it being "liberated" meaning not being restrained by the old Victorian rules of society. I, myself have been topless on a few occasions-sometimes when we are out on the boat and when I have gone to a nude beach. But to charge someone to show them certain body parts (whatever that body part is), then I call it another word.



Notice, I said "Pia Zadora".  For those that remember her, she was petite, and weighted maybe 85 lbs soaking wet.  But she had an elfin face, and even in her 40's she could have passed for being in her 20's.  In 1982, she made a movie called Butterfly, where she was supposed to be protraying a 16 year old girl.  Pia was 28 at the time.  (for those that were not around to remember the movie - it was controversial because it portrayed an incestous father-daughter relationship - incest was big in the 1980's, look at Flowers In The Attic and Back To The Future)  However, other then when doing a role, Pia tended to "dress and look her age".  She did not carry her "youthfull" appearance into her real life.

I guess I just find it disturbing when people try to look so much younger then they really are.  Kinda like seeing your grandmother going outside today wearing a tight sweater and a miniskirt.

Loretta is 32, tries to look 20, and dresses like she is 16.  I just find that disturbing.



I remember the movie Butterfly. I believe Stacy Keach was also in that movie. I remember all the contervery about the movie and it turned out to be kind of dumb if you ask me.




Cat

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/25/06 at 12:42 pm


For $50, she'll flash you her boobies.  Ain't that like a politician.  Even the Libertarian ones tend to overcharge for things you could have gotten twice as much of, and for free.

In that spirit, here's two pair (they always travel in pairs) of boobies hangin' out on a beach.  Yes, they're real (and they're fabulous!), and it won't cost you a cent to see 'em. 

Probably do a better job of running things than any of the candidates, too.  If only they were on the ballot.


Good one, Foo-Bar!  Heh heh!  Check out that link!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/jerk.gif


Why is the pc word "boobs"? What ever happened to good, old-fashioned titties? ;D

Ahem, this is a family-oriented site.  Around here, we use the appropriate terminology:
BAZOOMS!
;)


It's funny how in much of Europe, "topless" is no big deal.  Children in places like Scandinavia grow up seeing nudity, and seeing nudity as natural.  Thus, nudity per se does not equal sexuality.  Don't get the wrong impression, Scandinavians are some of the most porno-loving people on the face of the Earth!  The difference is they can differentiate the unclothed body from sexual overture.  You will see whole families strolling nude on the beach in Denmark and nobody cares.
Per capita incidences of rape, assault, sexual harrassment, and child abuse are far lower inthese countries than in the U.S.  Perhaps it is our Victorian hang-ups about sexuality (and I have my share of hang-ups) that create all the angst and bad behavior regarding sex.

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Mushroom on 10/25/06 at 1:32 pm


It's funny how in much of Europe, "topless" is no big deal.  Children in places like Scandinavia grow up seeing nudity, and seeing nudity as natural.  Thus, nudity per se does not equal sexuality.  Don't get the wrong impression, Scandinavians are some of the most porno-loving people on the face of the Earth!  The difference is they can differentiate the unclothed body from sexual overture.  You will see whole families strolling nude on the beach in Denmark and nobody cares.
Per capita incidences of rape, assault, sexual harrassment, and child abuse are far lower inthese countries than in the U.S.  Perhaps it is our Victorian hang-ups about sexuality (and I have my share of hang-ups) that create all the angst and bad behavior regarding sex.


I myself have absolutely no problem with nudity.  My friends all know to let me know if they are comming over.  If they do not, expect to spend 5 minutes or so waiting outside while I get dressed.  And I have also worked at several strip clubs.  While I did not like the environment (the quasi-prostitution and exploitation), the nudity part did not matter to me one little bit.  The human body is nothing to be ashamed of.

I would question the "sexual assault" claim though.  I did a quick search, and found that the rates in Canada, England, and France are within 2% of those in the US when broken into a per capita rate.  About the only reason why there are more actual crimes is the larger population in the US (US: 300 million, France: 63 million, England: 53 million, Canada: 32 million).  There is a report on the amount of rapes in Canada that came out from their Government last year, which shows that almost the same percentage of women are raped there as in the US.

In reality, I think this is a sad but true average around the world.  The only places where you will see a drastic reduction is in nations which either under-report it (like the USSR frequently did), or where it is largely ignored or not treated as a crime (as in many Sharia Lw countries).  To show how this can be, under Sharia Law, rape in and of itself is not a crime.  The actual crime is the theft of something from the father (or husband) of the woman.  Therefore it is not considered "rape", as much as "theft".  And because the women are often punished as well because they did not die to protect their "honour", it is rarely even reported.

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Ashkicksass on 10/25/06 at 1:48 pm

I also think that American's "fear" of nudity is asinine.  Yet we love violence.  I can't tell you how many parents I know that allow their children to watch violent movie after violent movie, but then their child sees one breast and all hell breaks loose.  It's ridiculous.  And I think it's the violence that leads to rape far more than sexuality.  For most rapists, rape is a show of power.  It isn't about the sex.

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/25/06 at 2:40 pm


I also think that American's "fear" of nudity is asinine.  Yet we love violence.  I can't tell you how many parents I know that allow their children to watch violent movie after violent movie, but then their child sees one breast and all hell breaks loose.  It's ridiculous.  And I think it's the violence that leads to rape far more than sexuality.  For most rapists, rape is a show of power.  It isn't about the sex.





The Toyes did an excellent song about this subject called, "What's so bad about a nipple". Here are the lyrics.


http://www.thetoyes.com/lyrics/lyrnipple.html


WARNING: There is nudity on this link.



Cat

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: deadrockstar on 10/25/06 at 2:52 pm

Hooray for tig ol' bitties. :)


;D

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Ashkicksass on 10/25/06 at 5:22 pm



The Toyes did an excellent song about this subject called, "What's so bad about a nipple". Here are the lyrics.


http://www.thetoyes.com/lyrics/lyrnipple.html


WARNING: There is nudity on this link.



Cat



That's great!  And it captures my point perfectly.  Karma to you for posting it.

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/25/06 at 5:25 pm


That's great!  And it captures my point perfectly.  Karma to you for posting it.



Thanks. Right back at ya. BTW, I have both of the Toyes albums which are both great but personally, I like the first one better. I HIGHLY recommend it.



Cat

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Foo Bar on 10/25/06 at 8:26 pm

  (for those that were not around to remember the movie - it was controversial because it portrayed an incestous father-daughter relationship - incest was big in the 1980's, look at Flowers In The Attic and Back To The Future)


You owe me a new keyboard, but I maintain it goes all the way back to Star Wars, when Luke and Leia jumped over the catwalk.  Totally gratuitous depiction, had nothing to do with the plot.

"'For Luck?'  My ass, George Lucas."

But Steven Meretzky's (yes, that Steven Meretzky, of Infocom text adventure fame) entry into Wired's Six Word Stories contest beats mine by a country mile:

Leia: "Baby's yours." Luke: "Bad news

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: spaceace on 10/26/06 at 8:19 am

Mary Carrey just dropped out of the Governer's race in California.  Which only leaves the chick in Alabama.  I'd vote for someone like that just for a change of pace. :)

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Ashkicksass on 10/26/06 at 1:48 pm


Mary Carrey just dropped out of the Governer's race in California.  Which only leaves the chick in Alabama.  I'd vote for someone like that just for a change of pace. :)


She was on Keith Olberman last night, and actually made some valid points.  I don't know that she's a mensa candidtate, but she seemed a lot more intelligent than a lot of our elected officials!

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/26/06 at 3:21 pm


She was on Keith Olberman last night, and actually made some valid points.  I don't know that she's a mensa candidtate, but she seemed a lot more intelligent than a lot of our elected officials!


The day a porn star makes more sense than actual politicians is a sad day.

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Mushroom on 10/26/06 at 3:37 pm


The day a porn star makes more sense than actual politicians is a sad day.


Some porn stars are actually quite intelligent.  For example, Ron Jeremy has a Masters Degree in Special Education, and was a High School teacher before he got into the industry.

However, that does not mean I am going to vote for one for public office.  :P

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/26/06 at 3:42 pm


Some porn stars are actually quite intelligent.  For example, Ron Jeremy has a Masters Degree in Special Education, and was a High School teacher before he got into the industry.

However, that does not mean I am going to vote for one for public office.  :P



I wasn't trying to say that all porn stars are morons.  To make the kind of money they do, they have to at least possess some business acumen.  However, when a porn star can make more sense than a politician about actual political things....that's sad.

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/26/06 at 3:44 pm


Some porn stars are actually quite intelligent.  For example, Ron Jeremy has a Masters Degree in Special Education, and was a High School teacher before he got into the industry.

However, that does not mean I am going to vote for one for public office.  :P



My question is: How in the world did Ron Jeremy EVER become a porn star?  :-\\  Wonders never cease.




Cat

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Abix on 10/26/06 at 5:06 pm



The Toyes did an excellent song about this subject called, "What's so bad about a nipple". Here are the lyrics.


http://www.thetoyes.com/lyrics/lyrnipple.html


WARNING: There is nudity on this link.



Cat



Ya shoulda mentioned the unshaved pits ! :P

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Abix on 10/26/06 at 5:09 pm



My question is: How in the world did Ron Jeremy EVER become a porn star?  :-\\  Wonders never cease.




Cat

I think it was his big schlong.. cuz he certainly didn't have it in the looks department!

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/26/06 at 5:14 pm


Ya shoulda mentioned the unshaved pits ! :P



Sorry.  :-
I think it was his big schlong.. cuz he certainly didn't have it in the looks department!



He isn't THAT big and you are right about his looks.  :P




Cat

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Mushroom on 10/26/06 at 5:17 pm


My question is: How in the world did Ron Jeremy EVER become a porn star?  :-\\  Wonders never cease.


Actually when you look at him in the 70's, he was quite good looking.  That was in the era when chest and back hair was all the rage on the disco floors.  He was tall, was a good actor, had a great wit, and was rather thin.  Plus he had the classical dark Mediteranian looks.

He only became the "fat hairy toad" that we know today in the early 1990's.  And of course that was after Video became all the rage.  Acting became irrelevant, and audiences wanted more and more extreme action, with little reguard to quality or acting.

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Abix on 10/26/06 at 5:18 pm

I don't recall his exact measurements...  I'm sure he wasn't John Holmes   :P It's been awhile since I've seen cheesy 70's porn.

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Abix on 10/26/06 at 5:20 pm


Actually when you look at him in the 70's, he was quite good looking.  That was in the era when chest and back hair was all the rage on the disco floors.  He was tall, was a good actor, had a great wit, and was rather thin.  Plus he had the classical dark Mediteranian looks.

He only became the "fat hairy toad" that we know today in the early 1990's.  And of course that was after Video became all the rage.  Acting became irrelevant, and audiences wanted more and more extreme action, with little reguard to quality or acting.


I stand corrected !  :D

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: deadrockstar on 10/26/06 at 9:46 pm

I'm a fat, hairy toad. :P

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/26/06 at 10:01 pm


Some porn stars are actually quite intelligent.  For example, Ron Jeremy has a Masters Degree in Special Education, and was a High School teacher before he got into the industry.

However, that does not mean I am going to vote for one for public office.   :P

I might, but I'd have to think long and hard about it!
:D


Ya shoulda mentioned the unshaved pits ! :P

Hey, I don't mind a little underarm hair on a woman.  It has a kind of primal sensuality to it.  Everything in moderation though--axillary ZZ Top, no thanks!  Too many people think women oughta look like Macy's mannequins universally. Myself, I like a little variety!

Maybe we should cease and desist on the RJ talk.  Might lead to the thread getting locked!

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/26/06 at 10:12 pm


Hey, I don't mind a little underarm hair on a woman.  It has a kind of primal sensuality to it. 



It's disgusting.

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/26/06 at 10:21 pm



It's disgusting.


It's just hair.

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/26/06 at 10:22 pm


It's just hair.



I wonder how it came about that women started shaving their pits? ???

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/26/06 at 10:29 pm


It's just hair.



Sorry, but I think it's disgusting. 

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/26/06 at 10:34 pm



Sorry, but I think it's disgusting. 


But why?

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/26/06 at 10:34 pm


But why?



It looks gross, it feels gross......if I don't shower/shave every 2 days I don't feel feminine or clean. 

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: whistledog on 10/26/06 at 10:40 pm


Hey, I don't mind a little underarm hair on a woman.  It has a kind of primal sensuality to it. 


I like a little underarm hair on a woman, just so long as she desn't have more hair than I do :D

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/26/06 at 11:11 pm



It looks gross, it feels gross......if I don't shower/shave every 2 days I don't feel feminine or clean. 

You don't feel "feminine"?  What do you feel like...a man?
:D

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/26/06 at 11:12 pm


You don't feel "feminine"?  What do you feel like...a man?
:D



No, I just don't feel girly.  It's a personal matter.  If I don't feel clean, I don't feel like leaving my house or doing anything. 

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: whistledog on 10/26/06 at 11:28 pm


You don't feel "feminine"?  What do you feel like...a man?
:D


http://www.on2.com/cms-data/images/Austin_Powers_512k_standard.JPG

It's a man, baby! :D

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/26/06 at 11:42 pm



No, I just don't feel girly.  It's a personal matter.  If I don't feel clean, I don't feel like leaving my house or doing anything. 

I know what you mean.  I like to shower every morning.  If I don't shampoo once a day...well, some guys get five o'clock shadow, I get five o'clock grease if I don't shampoo in the morning! It's that ultra-fine hair.
Unshaven doesn't mean unhygienic.  Unwashed means unhygenic, which I don't care for!   Of course, that too is a personal preference, and that's why I prefer not to stand downwind from hippies!


http://www.on2.com/cms-data/images/Austin_Powers_512k_standard.JPG

It's a man, baby! :D

I thought of posting that, but decided to give you a crack at it!
;)

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/26/06 at 11:45 pm


Unshaven doesn't mean unhygienic.  Unwashed means unhygenic, which I don't care for!



The sweat and the bacteria and all the other nasties stick to the hair and that to me, makes it unhygienic.

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/27/06 at 12:16 am



The sweat and the bacteria and all the other nasties stick to the hair and that to me, makes it unhygienic.

Like I say, I'm no hippie, but a lot of the chemicals we use to keep ourselves clean are toxic, whereas the bodily "nasties" are natural and harmless.  Myself, I think a few toxings are a small price to pay to abate B.O.
;)

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: deadrockstar on 10/27/06 at 12:27 am


Like I say, I'm no hippie, but a lot of the chemicals we use to keep ourselves clean are toxic, whereas the bodily "nasties" are natural and harmless.  Myself, I think a few toxings are a small price to pay to abate B.O.
;)


Applying plenty of Sex Panther is the solution!

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: whistledog on 10/27/06 at 1:29 am


I thought of posting that, but decided to give you a crack at it!
;)


You are too kind sir  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/beatnik.gif

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Mushroom on 10/27/06 at 9:38 am


I don't recall his exact measurements...  I'm sure he wasn't John Holmes   :P It's been awhile since I've seen cheesy 70's porn.


Well, for our metric friends out here, he measured 24.76 centimeters.  That is 9.75 inches for us Yankees.

And I admit, I actually like some of the older porn movies.  Some of them really had cute/funny stories.  And some of the people in them could really act.

IN my opinion, good porn "died" when videotape came along.  Pre-video, a typical porn budget was between $100,000-140,000.  After the camcorder and video tape distribution came along, a person could make a porn movie for just a few hundred dollars.  No need for sets, actors, sound people, editing, or scripts.  Just tape 60 minutes of your friend getting it on and make the copies in your garage with a bank of $100 VCRs.

There were a few people in the US that tried to buck this trend.  One of them was Andrew Blake, who to this day still only shoots on film (with an average budget of $400,000+).  And the new "rebirth" is actually comming from Europe.  Viv Thomas works out of England, and films all over Europe.  His sfilms always have a story, and are shot on either film (his earlier work), or high quality digital video.

But the industry is over-run with the cheaper types of film, with no story and wall-to-wall sex.  Bangbus, Buttman, Girls Gone Wild, CFF, and the like.  An Average Bangbus "episode" runs for around an hour, and costs less then $5,000.  The owners of these companies have all become millionaires, because of the low cost of making the movie, and the ability to sell them instantly over the internet.

Now excuse me, I am off to watch my favorite version of "My Fair Lady", it's called "The Opening Of Misty Beethoven".  8)

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Abix on 10/27/06 at 9:42 am


Well, for our metric friends out here, he measured 24.76 centimeters.  That is 9.75 inches for us Yankees.

And I admit, I actually like some of the older porn movies.  Some of them really had cute/funny stories.  And some of the people in them could really act.

IN my opinion, good porn "died" when videotape came along.  Pre-video, a typical porn budget was between $100,000-140,000.  After the camcorder and video tape distribution came along, a person could make a porn movie for just a few hundred dollars.  No need for sets, actors, sound people, editing, or scripts.  Just tape 60 minutes of your friend getting it on and make the copies in your garage with a bank of $100 VCRs.

There were a few people in the US that tried to buck this trend.  One of them was Andrew Blake, who to this day still only shoots on film (with an average budget of $400,000+).  And the new "rebirth" is actually comming from Europe.  Viv Thomas works out of England, and films all over Europe.  His sfilms always have a story, and are shot on either film (his earlier work), or high quality digital video.

But the industry is over-run with the cheaper types of film, with no story and wall-to-wall sex.  Bangbus, Buttman, Girls Gone Wild, CFF, and the like.  An Average Bangbus "episode" runs for around an hour, and costs less then $5,000.  The owners of these companies have all become millionaires, because of the low cost of making the movie, and the ability to sell them instantly over the internet.

Now excuse me, I am off to watch my favorite version of "My Fair Lady", it's called "The Opening Of Misty Beethoven".   8)

I think you should start your own thread.. "Ask Me Anything About Porn" . You sure seem to know a lot about it. :P

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Abix on 10/27/06 at 9:45 am


I like a little underarm hair on a woman, just so long as she desn't have more hair than I do :D



my armpits, I have to shave, though I am lucky, cuz it's quite light, so I can let it go for a week or so sometimes.. Now my legs, that's another story... I sometimes don't shave my legs all winter!! (I live in Minnesota.. we need the extra insulation!)  In fact, I haven't shaved my legs in about 3 weeks right now.. luckily I'm blonde so it doesn't show up much, not that anyone is seeing them right now anyway.

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Mushroom on 10/27/06 at 10:24 am


I think you should start your own thread.. "Ask Me Anything About Porn" . You sure seem to know a lot about it. :P


LOL!  Actually, I know several people that work in "that industry".  And as somebody interested in the movie industry in general, it is only natural that I follow that industry as well.  In many ways, they are pioneers.  Digital distribution, digital editing, even digital video filming are all things that porn started to do years ago.  Hollywood is only now starting to catch up to them in some areas.

To give an idea what I mean, Star Wars II (2002) was the first movie shot on digital video.  The porn industry had already started to move to that in the mid to late 1990's.  The Stand (1994) was the first full-length movie to be edited on a computer.  Porn had already started that move by the late 1980's.  By the end of the 1990's, virtually every porn movie was being edited by computer.  By 2006, less then 50% of conventional movies are edited that way.  Hollywood is still rigidly fighting on-line distribution of movies, saying it will loose them money.  On-line distribution of porn has made a lot of people rich, and is very profitable.

Of course, there are other things that came from porn.  Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker (the creaters of Airplane, Naked Gun, and Scary Movie series) first became known because of a little film they did called "Kentucky Fried Movie".  David Zucker has admitted that a lot of the inspiration behind their ideas came from "edited soft-core" porn movies, and the scripts often used in them.  They simply took the same over-the-top style of racey comedy, and made it mainstream.

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/27/06 at 10:45 am

With this armpit hair vs no armpit hair, I say to each his/her own. I would rather have hairy legs than hairy armpits.  Personally, I don't like it on women but I respect those who chose not to shave-that is their right, but I wish they wouldn't show it. Carlos' ex came over one day to pick up their youngest daughter after coming from a wedding. She had on a sun dress with no sleeves and you can see the hair under her pits.  :P Yes, she was dressed like that for a wedding!!! Yeah, it was her right to do that but that doesn't mean that it was in the best of taste. Of course no one ever accused her and husband of knowing how to dress for weddings. At Carlos' daughter's wedding, her husband showed up in cut-offs, a tee-shirt with some kind of picture on it and no shoes.  ::)




Cat

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Abix on 10/27/06 at 10:53 am


With this armpit hair vs no armpit hair, I say to each his/her own. I would rather have hairy legs than hairy armpits.  Personally, I don't like it on women but I respect those who chose not to shave-that is their right, but I wish they wouldn't show it. Carlos' ex came over one day to pick up their youngest daughter after coming from a wedding. She had on a sun dress with no sleeves and you can see the hair under her pits.  :P Yes, she was dressed like that for a wedding!!! Yeah, it was her right to do that but that doesn't mean that it was in the best of taste. Of course no one ever accused her and husband of knowing how to dress for weddings. At Carlos' daughter's wedding, her husband showed up in cut-offs, a tee-shirt with some kind of picture on it and no shoes.  ::)




Cat

Classy! :P


I'm with ya on the shaving thing... it's all a personal choice. I do it in summer, naturally as more flesh is exposed. In winter, I'll shave the pits, but the legs will go until I can't stand them any longer.. It's funny , the hubby has never complained about my man legs in winter. I think he knows better!! I'd have to tell him where to go... :P 

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Ashkicksass on 10/27/06 at 1:43 pm



I wonder how it came about that women started shaving their pits? ???


As far as I know, the ancient Egyptians started shaving under their arms as a way to cut down on body odor.


I personally prefer to be clean shaven, and wish that men would shave under their arms too.  :P

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/27/06 at 3:11 pm


At Carlos' daughter's wedding, her husband showed up in cut-offs, a tee-shirt with some kind of picture on it and no shoes.  ::)

I think that was a Jeff Foxworthy joke!
:D





IN my opinion, good porn "died" when videotape came along.  Pre-video, a typical porn budget was between $100,000-140,000.  After the camcorder and video tape distribution came along, a person could make a porn movie for just a few hundred dollars.  No need for sets, actors, sound people, editing, or scripts.  Just tape 60 minutes of your friend getting it on and make the copies in your garage with a bank of $100 VCRs.


It was a lot more fun back then.  With a few exceptions, those performers could not act their way out of wet paper bag.  And that music--classic!  What I recall is the dialog got shorter and shorter as the '80s progressed.  By the mid '80s it was down to a few lines to introduce what the folks really rented the tape to see.  Something like,
"Soooo, you want work for me, eh?  Well, come into my office for an interview!"
(canned music: wakajiwakajiwaka bwah bwah, wakajiwakajiwaka bwah bwah...)
Then by the late '80s, a the industry reached the critical mass of carnal footage that allowed producers to release "wall-to-wall" compilations of scenes.  Thus, the same Christy Canyon scene from 1986 might appear on 30 compilations over the next 15 years!.
The thing about the "golden age" of adult movies of which Mr. Mushroom speaks was the atmosphere was more friendly.  The swill that's on the Internet nowadays is no fun.  There's too much anger in it.  The whole idea is revenge on women.  That's literally all the "Bang Bus" stuff is.  I don't watch that kind of material, it makes me nervous.  Many of the feminists claimed that pornography was about "revenge on women" from the start.  You can make that argument about pornography produced 20 and 30 years ago, but you also make a contrary argument.  Not so with the Internet stuff.  Everybody may be legally consenting adults, but it sure doesn't seem that way!
::)

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/27/06 at 3:24 pm


I think that was a Jeff Foxworthy joke!
:D



Joke or not, it did happen. I was embarrassed for the bride & groom. I understand not wanting to wear a suit and tie but even a nice pair of jeans and a nice shirt would have been ok.




Cat

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/27/06 at 4:05 pm



The sweat and the bacteria and all the other nasties stick to the hair and that to me, makes it unhygienic.


Wellll.... That stuff sticks to hair all over your body.

Time to break out the razors!

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: YWN on 10/27/06 at 5:28 pm

;D  I saw this subject line and already knew it was about Nall, being an Alabama resident.  I don't really respect Baxley or Riley.  I just see this election as one big pissing contest.  Seriously, I was watching TV with my mom, and four political ads played consecutively.  What's funny is that one of Riley's negative ads criticizes Baxley for playing negative campaign ads. 

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Abix on 10/27/06 at 5:31 pm


Wellll.... That stuff sticks to hair all over your body.

Time to break out the razors!

it's the presence of sweat, dark places, and heat that bring about the bacteria growth . Our skin is covered with bacteria anyway, it's called 'normal flora' .. Normal soap and water takes care of it, if you are too rigorous with scrubbing you actually can break down your body's normal healthy  immunity and leave yourself open to infections.  But that aside, razors ARE a good way to exfoliate!  

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Mushroom on 10/28/06 at 9:12 am


;D  I saw this subject line and already knew it was about Nall, being an Alabama resident.  I don't really respect Baxley or Riley.  I just see this election as one big pissing contest.  Seriously, I was watching TV with my mom, and four political ads played consecutively.  What's funny is that one of Riley's negative ads criticizes Baxley for playing negative campaign ads. 


That is one reason I am very grateful that I have cable.  About the only channels I watch are History, Discovery, A&E, PBS, and Sci-Fi.  Thankfully, most political campaigns do not target those networks, so am failry "politics free".

And to be honest to both sides, most of the negative political adds nowadays do not come from the candidates themselves, but from various PACs.  And quite often, they are doing their "negative work" against the wishes of the candidates they claim to be in favor of.

There was one that ran in LA about 6 years ago for a State Legislature campaign.  A PAC played a horribly smearfull commercial, accusing the guy of corruption.  And even though the candidate it claimed to be in favor of wanted it stopped, they still ran it.  In response, the candidate himself did a commercial, stating that while he was running against this guy, he thought he was an honest and fair man, and charges against him were greatly exagerated.  It ended with him saying that if his opponant was guilty of anything, it was of trusting a relative (I seem to remember the corruption started because of the actions of his brother or brother-in-law).

Myself, I have never liked negative ads.  It is fair to make an ad highlighting things where you and your opponant dissagree.  And it is even fair to bring up things that might call something into question (poor attendance record, corruption (indited or proven - not suspicians), or voting against constituant wishes.  But when I see these ones like "this person voted for/against sending troops to Iraq" (which the majority of both sides supported) or "that person went to a Playboy Party", I say enough.  Give me a broad picture of a person and why I should vote for/against them.  Because everybody in office will make decisions I agree and dissagree with.

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/28/06 at 12:34 pm


That is one reason I am very grateful that I have cable.  About the only channels I watch are History, Discovery, A&E, PBS, and Sci-Fi.  Thankfully, most political campaigns do not target those networks, so am failry "politics free".

And to be honest to both sides, most of the negative political adds nowadays do not come from the candidates themselves, but from various PACs.  And quite often, they are doing their "negative work" against the wishes of the candidates they claim to be in favor of.

There was one that ran in LA about 6 years ago for a State Legislature campaign.  A PAC played a horribly smearfull commercial, accusing the guy of corruption.  And even though the candidate it claimed to be in favor of wanted it stopped, they still ran it.  In response, the candidate himself did a commercial, stating that while he was running against this guy, he thought he was an honest and fair man, and charges against him were greatly exagerated.  It ended with him saying that if his opponant was guilty of anything, it was of trusting a relative (I seem to remember the corruption started because of the actions of his brother or brother-in-law).

Myself, I have never liked negative ads.  It is fair to make an ad highlighting things where you and your opponant dissagree.  And it is even fair to bring up things that might call something into question (poor attendance record, corruption (indited or proven - not suspicians), or voting against constituant wishes.  But when I see these ones like "this person voted for/against sending troops to Iraq" (which the majority of both sides supported) or "that person went to a Playboy Party", I say enough.  Give me a broad picture of a person and why I should vote for/against them.  Because everybody in office will make decisions I agree and dissagree with.

We're running a little off-topic here, but I must weigh in.  I don't know of anybody who claims to like smear campaigns, other than skunks like Dick Morris who run them.  What they played on Harold Ford was the dirtiest race card in the deck.  They might as well have put a big caption on the screen saying, "Harold Ford: A Black man who has sex with White women!"  That's a scummy tactic aimed at racial fear we all hoped was behind us.  A lof of Republicans publically condemned the ad.  Jack Kemp was one of them.  Of course, Kemp couldn't care less who sleeps with who, all he cares about his eliminating the capital gains tax!  They've also doctored Ford's photos to make his feshtone darker.  Pathetic.
>:(

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: Mushroom on 10/28/06 at 1:22 pm


We're running a little off-topic here, but I must weigh in.  I don't know of anybody who claims to like smear campaigns, other than skunks like Dick Morris who run them.  What they played on Harold Ford was the dirtiest race card in the deck.  They might as well have put a big caption on the screen saying, "Harold Ford: A Black man who has sex with White women!"  That's a scummy tactic aimed at racial fear we all hoped was behind us.


To be honest, I thought nothing of that.  Like I have said many times, I am "colour blind", and could not care less what race anybody is.  Even when it was pointed out to me that Mr. Ford was black, I still did not see what the problem was.  I think they only reason they used that woman was because she was stereotypically a "dumb blonde ditzy skank" type, and nothing else.  It could have been a black woman, or an asian, and it still would not have affected me one way or another.

Besides, I also think nothing of his having gone to a Playboy party.  If anything, Playboy is rather tame nowadays.  You will find as much nudity on Cinemax as you will on their TV shows, and pictures almost as graphic in a lot of "women's magazines".  For most people, the idea that Playboy was about "rampant sex" died during the 1960's and 1970's, when Playboy hosted several TV shows and started their now famous "Playboy Jazz Festival".

Subject: Re: Vote for Boobs

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/28/06 at 8:44 pm


To be honest, I thought nothing of that.  Like I have said many times, I am "colour blind", and could not care less what race anybody is.  Even when it was pointed out to me that Mr. Ford was black, I still did not see what the problem was.  I think they only reason they used that woman was because she was stereotypically a "dumb blonde ditzy skank" type, and nothing else.  It could have been a black woman, or an asian, and it still would not have affected me one way or another.

Besides, I also think nothing of his having gone to a Playboy party.  If anything, Playboy is rather tame nowadays.  You will find as much nudity on Cinemax as you will on their TV shows, and pictures almost as graphic in a lot of "women's magazines".  For most people, the idea that Playboy was about "rampant sex" died during the 1960's and 1970's, when Playboy hosted several TV shows and started their now famous "Playboy Jazz Festival".

Their were Playboy Playmates at a Superbowl Party that Ford attended.  He wasn't partying at the Playboy Mansion with Hugh himself.  Even if he was, 90+ percent of the electorate could care less!  If they're not playing the race card, I don't know what they're driving at.  Sexual depravity?  As you say, Playboy is tame nowadays.  Maybe not if you're over 80 and lost track of pop culture after "Ain't Nothing But a Hound Dog."  There might be some Christian Right constituents who will feign outrage, but they all know they were at the t!ttie bar last weekend.
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