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Subject: Kill Da Wabbit
Written By: Foo Bar on 01/13/07 at 12:16 am
Some days, you read a headline, and contemplate retiring from the satire business, on account of...
North Korea Seeks Giant Rabbits for Meat Production to Alleviate Food Shortage
...not even the most demented imagination could come up with something like that. (No, MaxwellSmart, not even Wupert Murdoch could make something like that up.)
Wight now, I've got visions of miwwions of wabbits, goaging themselves on the gwasses that North Koweans can't eat. And these wabbits are den devoured en masse by the North Koweans, only to stahve to deff anyway.
In concwusion, I humbwy submit dat Kim Jong-"Chia Pet"-Eww is actually Elmer Fudd, betta known as da Wabbit Swaya, Guitaw Pwaya, (MP2, back befowe dewe wuv MPtwee!) but aftah Bugs got thwew wiff him in dah Bahbah of Seviwwe, ann dis is finawwy his wevenge.
Subject: Re: Kill Da Wabbit
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/13/07 at 1:06 am
Oh, so that's why we haven't seen Herman the German Giant Rabbit in a while!
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Subject: Re: Kill Da Wabbit
Written By: Davester on 01/13/07 at 4:15 am
Wabbit meat is good stuff. Tastes like chicken. Long ago I used to hunt them. Skinning them is a weird sensation. It's like pulling a little fur coat off of a baby... I have a piccy around here, somewhere, of my uncle and I making wabbit sausage for next morning's breakfast...
That my upper lip is curled up is only the unease I felt about feeding Peter Cottontail through the grinder...
*shrugs* groove ;) on...
Subject: Re: Kill Da Wabbit
Written By: danootaandme on 01/13/07 at 7:57 am
Rabbit, possum, pigeon, squirrel, have been meat staples on many a table in America.
Subject: Re: Kill Da Wabbit
Written By: witchain on 01/13/07 at 8:08 am
I hunt squirrels and rabbits. Their meat is actually quite good.
As for feeding a starving nation?
That's just further proof of their insanity...
Subject: Re: Kill Da Wabbit
Written By: Mushroom on 01/13/07 at 11:28 am
Rabbits in many ways are like chickens.
You can raise them in a small area, and feed them little but scraps (and food that humans would not eat - like grass). In addition, they reproduce rapidly, and reach full maturity in less then a year.
And unlike chickens and most livestock, you do not have the noise or odor problem. Chickens make an awfull racket, and can stink to high heavens. Rabits have none of this, and is not much different then raising cats.
Of course, I am surprised that North Korea is not working on an effort to raise fatter and more meat producing puppies. 8)
Subject: Re: Kill Da Wabbit
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/13/07 at 1:51 pm
Didn't Jimmy Carter get attacked by a giant rabbit once?
Cat
Subject: Re: Kill Da Wabbit
Written By: Mushroom on 01/13/07 at 1:59 pm
Didn't Jimmy Carter get attacked by a giant rabbit once?
LOL! Yes, he did, the infamous "Vorpal Bunny of Idaho".
It happened late in his term in office, when he went on a vacation to Idaho. This was either right before or right after Idaho Governor Andrus became his Secretary of the Interior.
From what I remember, there was even a picture taken of the attack. But for one reason or another, it has never been published, or released to the public.
Myself, it would not really surprise me either. Wild rabbits frequently carry diseases, including rabies.
Subject: Re: Kill Da Wabbit
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/13/07 at 2:16 pm
Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
Cat
Subject: Re: Kill Da Wabbit
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/13/07 at 2:21 pm
Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
Dang! She beat me to it!
Rabbit, possum, pigeon, squirrel, have been meat staples on many a table in America.
Yep. You couldn't always just drive to the Safeway. You either chased it, catched it, and et it, or you gone hungry!
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Subject: Re: Kill Da Wabbit
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/13/07 at 2:22 pm
Dang! She beat me to it!
Awww, sorry. Karma to you, my friend.
Cat
Subject: Re: Kill Da Wabbit
Written By: STAR70 on 01/13/07 at 6:53 pm
Oh, so that's why we haven't seen Herman the German Giant Rabbit in a while!
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YOU BETTER WORK, BITCH!
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at least Kim dosen't serve pork soup. that would be some fukk'd up sh1t!!!