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Subject: Oh no he didn't!
Written By: JamieMcBain on 07/29/10 at 10:20 am
According to Defend the Family President, Scott Lively, Hitler was gay, and so were the top brass of the Nazis.
Lively's reason for restricting gays is that the Nazis, including Hitler, were gay themselves, and used gay men in their armies because "open homosexuals are distinct from everyone else, men and women, in being exceptionally brutal and savage."
::)
So does this mean if Hitler was still alive, he would be watching Cabaret and The Sound of Music?
::)
http://lezgetreal.com/2010/07/in-segment-gay-reichs-daily-show-mocks-religious-rights-belief-that-hitler-nazis-were-gay/
Subject: Re: Oh no he didn't!
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/29/10 at 12:36 pm
How to get press for the Christian Right:
Step 1. Found (or join) an organization with the word "family" in it.
Step 2. Say something nasty about gays.
Step 3. Get caught smoking meth with adolescent homosexual prostitutes.
Gargle, swish, spit and repeat steps 1-3 if necessary (or for fun).
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Subject: Re: Oh no he didn't!
Written By: JamieMcBain on 07/29/10 at 12:51 pm
How to get press for the Christian Right:
Step 1. Found (or join) an organization with the word "family" in it.
Step 2. Say something nasty about gays.
Step 3. Get caught smoking meth with adolescent homosexual prostitutes.
Gargle, swish, spit and repeat steps 1-3 if necessary (or for fun).
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/jerk.gif
Scott Lively has accomplished two out of three.
;D
Subject: Re: Oh no he didn't!
Written By: Don Carlos on 07/30/10 at 10:12 am
Scott Lively has accomplished two out of three.
;D
So he just hasn't been caught yet?
Subject: Re: Oh no he didn't!
Written By: danootaandme on 07/30/10 at 10:20 am
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is somewhat sim'lar,
But poor Goebbels has no balls at all.
Subject: Re: Oh no he didn't!
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/30/10 at 8:36 pm
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is somewhat sim'lar,
But poor Goebbels has no balls at all.
Whistle while you work,
Hitler is a jerk
Mussolini bit my weenie
now it doesn't work!
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Subject: Re: Oh no he didn't!
Written By: danootaandme on 07/31/10 at 5:03 am
Whistle while you work,
Hitler is a jerk
Mussolini bit my weenie
now it doesn't work!
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our version said
now it doesn't squirt
Subject: Re: Oh no he didn't!
Written By: JamieMcBain on 07/31/10 at 2:38 pm
I remember myself...
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin layed an egg
The Batmobile lost it wheels
And The Joker gotta away
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin layed an egg
The Batmobile lost it wheels
And The Joker gotta away!
:D
Subject: Re: Oh no he didn't!
Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/31/10 at 3:28 pm
Well, since we are doing little ditties...
This one dates WAY back before a lot of board members were even born!
(Sung to "Frère Jacques" )
Marijuana, marijuana.
LSD, LSD.
Rockefeller makes it.
Richard Nixon takes it.
Why can't we.
Why can't we.
Cat
Subject: Re: Oh no he didn't!
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 08/01/10 at 12:47 am
our version said
now it doesn't squirt
I added that variation myself. I suppose others did as well. Something like,
Whistle while you work,
Hitler is a jek
Mussolini bit my peenie now it doesn't squirt
One kid was singing
Muscle-meanie bit my weenie...
I told him he should stop hanging out at the gym!
(Sung to "Frère Jacques" )
Marijuana, marijuana.
LSD, LSD.
Rockefeller makes it.
Richard Nixon takes it.
Why can't we.
Why can't we.
That rhyme is in my sister yet-to-be-published* memoir in the form of the kids in the schoolyard chanting:
Marijuana, marijuana.
LSD, LSD.
Doctors make it.
Teachers take it
Why can't we.
Why can't we.
My sister and I knew doctors did make LSD, at least at first, and teachers did take it. Our dad was a teacher and he took it! My father is living proof that if you're an evil-tempered a-hole, after a few LSD experiences, you can still be an evil-tempered a-hole!
* ::)