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Subject: Dick Cheneys Transplant
Written By: danootaandme on 01/06/11 at 9:33 am
It seems the dick may be looking for a heart. I am sure if his name goes on the list he won't be treated any different than Mickey Mantle ::)
http://www.businessweek.com/lifestyle/content/healthday/648512.html
Subject: Re: Dick Cheneys Transplant
Written By: joeman on 01/06/11 at 11:00 am
How can he get a heart transplant when he himself doesn't have a heart?
Subject: Re: Dick Cheneys Transplant
Written By: danootaandme on 01/06/11 at 11:55 am
http://www.kiiitv.com/Global/story.asp?S=13794495
CORPUS CHRISTI (Kiii News) - On 3 Star Health Dr. Dave joins Katy Kiser to discuss Dick Cheney's heart condition.
Dr. Dave says that each heart attack cause the heart muscles to die, in turn the heart increases in size to compensate, causing the heart to weaken more with each attack.
Cheney already has a ventricular assistant device implanted but will need a heart transplant, and will need to make that decision soon! When asked about Cheney's status as a political figure moving him up on the transplant waiting list, Dr. Dave assured us that regardless of a person's status, the waiting list for an organ, such as a heart, doesn't change.
Yeah...Right... ::)
Subject: Re: Dick Cheneys Transplant
Written By: danootaandme on 01/06/11 at 12:07 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGbfs6HZDNo&feature=player_embedded
Subject: Re: Dick Cheneys Transplant
Written By: Don Carlos on 01/06/11 at 12:09 pm
http://www.kiiitv.com/Global/story.asp?S=13794495
CORPUS CHRISTI (Kiii News) - On 3 Star Health Dr. Dave joins Katy Kiser to discuss Dick Cheney's heart condition.
Dr. Dave says that each heart attack cause the heart muscles to die, in turn the heart increases in size to compensate, causing the heart to weaken more with each attack.
Cheney already has a ventricular assistant device implanted but will need a heart transplant, and will need to make that decision soon! When asked about Cheney's status as a political figure moving him up on the transplant waiting list, Dr. Dave assured us that regardless of a person's status, the waiting list for an organ, such as a heart, doesn't change.
Yeah...Right... ::)
That's true, because the rich and well born are already at the top ,silly
Subject: Re: Dick Cheneys Transplant
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/06/11 at 12:56 pm
How can he get a heart transplant when he himself doesn't have a heart?
I was going to say that but you beat me to it.
Cat
Subject: Re: Dick Cheneys Transplant
Written By: JamieMcBain on 01/06/11 at 1:59 pm
"You need a heart, before you can have an attack."
Subject: Re: Dick Cheneys Transplant
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/06/11 at 6:23 pm
Maybe he'll get his new heart and turn into a real nice guy, sort of like a Dickens or Jimmy Stewart kinda thing!
Nah, probably not.
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Subject: Re: Dick Cheneys Transplant
Written By: philbo on 01/07/11 at 10:38 am
I was going to parody this, but it struck me that these words are pretty damn appropriate:
When a man's an empty kettle
He should be on his mettle
And yet I'm torn apart
Just because I'm presumin'
That I could be a human
If I only had a heart
I'd be tender, I'd be gentle
And awful sentimental
Regarding love and art
I'd be friends with the sparrows
And the boy that shoots the arrows
If I only had a heart
Subject: Re: Dick Cheneys Transplant
Written By: MrCleveland on 01/07/11 at 11:31 am
Cheney should have Two Hearts living in just one mind...yes, I got that from Phil Collins....
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I'm sorry, but Cheney may be one of the few celebrity deaths that may occur this year.
Subject: Re: Dick Cheneys Transplant
Written By: danootaandme on 01/07/11 at 12:54 pm
I'm sorry,
You may be one of the only ones
Subject: Re: Dick Cheneys Transplant
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/07/11 at 8:41 pm
What would Jesus do?
He'd give Dick his new heart...on one condition: Cheney must give everything he owns to the poor and spend the rest of his days washing the feet of Iraqi orphans.
Subject: Re: Dick Cheneys Transplant
Written By: Foo Bar on 01/09/11 at 8:59 pm
How can he get a heart transplant when he himself doesn't have a heart?
As they say in the commercials...
http://womenandtheirwork.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/easy-button.jpg
http://karenswhimsy.com/public-domain-images/aztec-indians/images/aztec-indians-3.jpg
...that was easy.
Subject: Re: Dick Cheneys Transplant
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/10/11 at 6:15 pm
I was going to say that but you beat me to it.
Gnyuk Gnyuk Gnyuk! That's a great pun. Totally missed it!
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I keep seeing there's no apostrophe in the Subject line. Scary to think there would be more than one Dick Cheney to transplant!
:o
Subject: Re: Dick Cheneys Transplant
Written By: Don Carlos on 01/12/11 at 8:31 pm
Gnyuk Gnyuk Gnyuk! That's a great pun. Totally missed it!
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I keep seeing there's no apostrophe in the Subject line. Scary to think there would be more than one Dick Cheney to transplant!
:o
Well, we could "transplant" all of them to mars on the first flight