Since this is the year of the douche bag, I here declare this the first annual Douchy Awards For Conduct Above And Beyond The Call of Douchiness!

Or The Feddies in honor of the greatest douche alive, Kevin Federline!

;D

Nominee # 1

Tiger Woods

Woods was one of the greatest golfers lately, he had everything, a high paying job, a great looking wife, endorsements, and cash. But he squandered it by engaging in booty call, after booty call.  Then there was "the text heard around the world".

Nominee # 2

Glenn Beck

What's there to say about him, that hasn't been said already?  In his mind, America will heading down a slippery, Communist, Marxist, Socialist slope should the new health care bill ever be passed.

He's like the Man Who Cried Socialist Communist Marxist Wolf.

The worst thing about it?  People are buying into it.

Nominee # 3

John Edwards

Former Vice President, and now baby daddy, to someone else's baby. After claiming it wasn't his, evidence then came out that was, and then he owes up to being the dad.

Nominee # 4

Jesse James

For cheating on the beautiful, and talented actress Sandra Bullock, for a tattooed, stripper, with the nick name “Bombshell”, who's the furthest from a bombshell, then one could possibly try.

and finally.....


Nominee # 5

John Mayer, for his "classy interview", with Playboy.

So many douches, but one award to hand out!

;D

Don't forget to vote!

I went with all of the above and then some

All of the above, gets my vote!

I'll add every right wing and left wing political commentator, along with every member of each political party they support to this list.  Cable tv, talk radio and the internet has given each and everyone of these idiots more recognition than they deserve and in my opinion each year the douchbage award.

This was tricky.  For me, the only true DB is John Mayer, and as such, he received my vote.  For he is a true DB and embodies the qualities therein.

Glen Beck is more like Jo Jo, the Idiot Circus Boy.  An annoying yip dog.  An idiot, full of sound and fury, that signifies everything and nothing at the same time.  He is so asinine that I cannot take him seriously, even though he is at the same time, the most frightening thing in the world.  But he isn't really a DB.

I still don't have a problem with Tiger Woods, John Edwards or even Jesse James.  Are they stupid?  Yes.  But they are fallible human beings who did what most of us would do if given the same opportunities.  Most people refuse to admit that, but it's true nonetheless.

Don't forget that d-bag that is/was Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend, Scott Disick.  You can't spell Disick without Dick.

I only know this as Mrs. Midas flips thru the channels and watches, which is when I usually leave the room.

I voted for all.

And the winner is....

ALL OF THE ABOVE!

;D

Congratulations, Mr. Above, you are a douchebag!

;D

Who is Doug Bage?  ???

Who is Doug Bage?  ???


Maybe he's a douchebag. ;D

i had to go with glenn beck. the rest of those guys are also douches but beck has a unique opportunity to cause untold damage, unfortunately.

www.lookatthisdouchebag.com

*somce foul words but no full nudity*

I nominate Doug Bage.  ;D

Tiki Barber.