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Subject: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: LyricBoy on 05/12/10 at 5:13 pm

Leave it to TMZ to get the good videos...  8)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yJQjAQx3zY

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Mushroom on 05/12/10 at 5:57 pm

I guess she is trying to take the "Teen Slut" award away from Brittney and Christina.  And she certainly seems to be doing a great job.

And most of all, I have to wonder where in the hell her parents were, if she has any?  She may have a mother and father, but they certainly are not parents, with the choices they seem to be allowing her to make.

First there was the topless Vanity Faire photographs when she was 15.  Then there was the pole dancing on top of an ice cream cart at the Teen Choice Awards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxUr2ggLlhI

And now this.  Even if nothing else happened, this is very disturbing.  I mean, she was 16, and he was 44!  Teachers have been arrested and fired for less then that.  Every time I think about that guy, I wanna punch his lights out.  Totally irresponsible, and totally inappropriate.  And if I had done something like that to a friend's 16 year old daughter, I would deserve to have her dad/uncle/brother knock me out.

But I hope I have a lot more common sense then most people in Hollywood seem to have.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 05/12/10 at 6:47 pm

They probably had sex after the lap dance.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: LyricBoy on 05/12/10 at 7:25 pm


They probably had sex after the lap dance.


Hannah Montana has grown up into Trampy McLapdance.  :P

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 05/12/10 at 7:33 pm


Hannah Montana has grown up into Trampy McLapdance.  :P



and 15 years from now she'll be on the cover of Playboy.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: gibbo on 05/12/10 at 8:58 pm

I wouldn't have allowed my daughter to have a 20+ years old boyfriend either!!  They should have completely different agendas with that age difference...

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 05/12/10 at 9:00 pm

Dude, that sh*t's just gross!  Poor girl.  She'll be a raging alcoholic by the time she's 25. 
8-P

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: 80sfan on 05/13/10 at 12:14 am

Well, like Miley said she Can't Be Tamed, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjSG6z_13-Q  ;D

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 05/13/10 at 6:32 am


Dude, that sh*t's just gross!  Poor girl.  She'll be a raging alcoholic by the time she's 25. 
8-P



and then by age 30 she'll be on the cover of Playboy.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Mushroom on 05/13/10 at 6:46 am



and then by age 30 she'll be on the cover of Playboy.


Well, she will be in good company.  There are a lot of other former pop singers that made the cover of Playboy:

http://www.outtahear.com/Nikki/Tiffany-2520Playboy-2520April-25202002-2520Cover.jpg

http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/1137312000/_i/10186197/1.jpg

http://esharkdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/doda-elektroda-playboy.jpg

http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/e/a/eaq9r5r8nfdv8rf9.jpg

http://www.algoafm.co.za/assets/images/0023ae606f170c3a223705.jpg

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: LyricBoy on 05/13/10 at 7:16 am


Well, she will be in good company.  There are a lot of other former pop singers that made the cover of Playboy:



Wow... Mariah's pic is beyond the limits of air brushing.  They musta used a Wagner Power Roller to retouch that shoot.

I *do* expect for Miley to do a very risque photo spread some time after she turns 18.  Not as crude as a Hustler Mag shot, but prolly along the lines of Carrie Prejean.

Perverted as it may sound, Miley could make megabux by revealing the goods...

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 05/13/10 at 7:20 am


Wow... Mariah's pic is beyond the limits of air brushing.  They musta used a Wagner Power Roller to retouch that shoot.

I *do* expect for Miley to do a very risque photo spread some time after she turns 18.  Not as crude as a Hustler Mag shot, but prolly along the lines of Carrie Prejean.

Perverted as it may sound, Miley could make megabux by revealing the goods...



and I'd be the first one to buy the mag. O0  ;)

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Mushroom on 05/13/10 at 4:37 pm


I *do* expect for Miley to do a very risque photo spread some time after she turns 18.  Not as crude as a Hustler Mag shot, but prolly along the lines of Carrie Prejean.


Well, she already did it when she was 15.

http://www.fancast.com/blogs/wp-content/post_images/042808-miley2.jpg

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 05/13/10 at 6:37 pm


Well, she already did it when she was 15.

http://www.fancast.com/blogs/wp-content/post_images/042808-miley2.jpg



That pic did not reveal her goods.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: joeman on 05/13/10 at 11:56 pm


Wow... Mariah's pic is beyond the limits of air brushing.  They musta used a Wagner Power Roller to retouch that shoot.

I *do* expect for Miley to do a very risque photo spread some time after she turns 18.  Not as crude as a Hustler Mag shot, but prolly along the lines of Carrie Prejean.

Perverted as it may sound, Miley could make megabux by revealing the goods...


Yes, she might be as well.  However, I really do not wish for her or anyone else to follow the downward path of the Britney Spears lifestyle.  God knows the media roasted Britney time and time agian with crap about her marriage, kids, shaving her head, her fatness, etc..

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 05/14/10 at 10:41 pm



That pic did not reveal her goods.


If you take a picture of a 15-year-old revealing her goods, they'll send you someplace where some big smelly dudes will make you reveal YOUR goods!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/06/lmaa.gif

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 05/15/10 at 6:33 am


If you take a picture of a 15-year-old revealing her goods, they'll send you someplace where some big smelly dudes will make you reveal YOUR goods!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/06/lmaa.gif


I think I know where that place is...  ::)

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 02/17/14 at 7:03 am

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/15/article-2560242-1B867A9700000578-393_1024x615_large.jpg

She also does a great Monica Lewinsky impression. ;D

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: LyricBoy on 02/17/14 at 6:28 pm

At the rate she is going, I really would not be surprised to see her do a full-center-spread in Hustler Mag.

http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/5293ca346bb3f731338fe1d0-480/miley-cyrus-23.jpg
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Larry%2BFlynt%2B16th%2BAnnual%2BLos%2BAngeles%2BTimes%2BGOTOWAmA4Vjl.jpg

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 02/17/14 at 7:24 pm


At the rate she is going, I really would not be surprised to see her do a full-center-spread in Hustler Mag.

http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/5293ca346bb3f731338fe1d0-480/miley-cyrus-23.jpg
http://width=334 height=500]http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Larry%2BFlynt%2B16th%2BAnnual%2BLos%2BAngeles%2BTimes%2BGOTOWAmA4Vjl.jpg


And I bet you can't wait for her to appear nude?  ::)

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 02/17/14 at 7:26 pm

http://cdn.idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/08/miley-cyrus-ellen-degeneres-bachelorette-party-600x450.jpg

This her on Ellen getting a lap dance from male strippers.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: LyricBoy on 02/17/14 at 7:34 pm


And I bet you can't wait for her to appear nude?  ::)


I do not await that.  But that said, I think it won't be a long wait anyway.  :-X

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 02/18/14 at 7:34 am


I do not await that.  But that said, I think it won't be a long wait anyway.  :-X


You'll get your wish, in another couple of more years.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Ripley on 02/18/14 at 7:46 pm


You'll get your wish, in another couple of more years.

She's practically naked most of the time anyway. 

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 02/19/14 at 6:33 am


She's practically naked most of the time anyway.


She's always trying to one-up herself.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: LyricBoy on 02/19/14 at 11:47 am

I see Paris Hilton had another one of her "no underwear moments" again.

What's with today's stars? ???

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Ripley on 02/19/14 at 7:03 pm


I see Paris Hilton had another one of her "no underwear moments" again.

What's with today's stars? ???

Paris hasn't been as popular in recent years so I'm sure she is trying to get attention.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 02/19/14 at 7:22 pm


I see Paris Hilton had another one of her "no underwear moments" again.

What's with today's stars? ???


stars like Paris Hilton, Miley Cyrus and Kim Kardashian always have to have a "shock" moment.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Ripley on 02/19/14 at 8:30 pm


stars like Paris Hilton, Miley Cyrus and Kim Kardashian always have to have a "shock" moment.

And they were all spoiled brats when they were kids. 

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: 80sfan on 02/19/14 at 10:18 pm


stars like Paris Hilton, Miley Cyrus and Kim Kardashian always have to have a "shock" moment.


Don't forget Britney Spears!

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: The Valley Goth on 02/20/14 at 5:24 am

Like, Hi, Fer Shurr,

I predict that once Miley turns 18, she'll become a cover girl...AND the centerfold for Playboy...on her 18th Birthday (Ie: Playboy Birthday photos), attempt to have at least one baby with Hugh Hefner (In an effort to dispel those nasty Viagra rumors that have so besmirched Hugh's good name), Lewinsky some television executive into creating an entirely nude "Bewitched" remake..., a morning special called "The Tonge-Day Show", and a "The Nude Adventures of Miley: Twerking and Lap-Dancing From Coast 2 Coast" show...all for The Playboy Channel, auction her backdoor virginity off on eBay...in the worst scam the world has ever seen, and attempt to get schools to teach HER version of sex education to kids across America...by offering an extra booklet...Twerking Tips 4 The Rest of U.

THEN...when she's 20, her best-selling book, How the Country Music Industry Airbrushed My Father's Sexually Deviant Past, will debut, and she'll tell tear-stained tales, CLAIMING that her father's deviant interactions with farm animals and Vegas strippers influenced her adult life in truly shocking and regret-inducing ways.

She may also try to claim that Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, and Snooki taught her how to twerk, stick her tongue out repeatedly, etc., and we may hear her say phrases like, "I actually LOVED you, Justin Bieber, with REAL, SECRET kind of love, but all YOU cared about were jugs, ass, and twerk!  That's all I was worth to YOU, you selfish son of a $#$@^$@^%&!"

When she's 25, she'll get all nostalgic, begging the producer of the "Les Mis" movie to let her star in a remake of "The Wizard of Oz".  She'll beg Rachel Ray to let her be a guest on her show, so that she can talk about how her great grandma's cornbread recipe changed her way of thinking about human interaction and love. She'll go crawling back to The Disney Channel, begging to star in a "Hannah Montana's Family" television show, wherein Hannah would be a mother of twins, trying to conceal her secret star status from her husband.

At about 27, Miley will finally begin to take responsibility for the baby that she had by Hugh Hefner, but she will insist upon "taking responsibility" by hiring a celebrity nanny...and trying to get a double major in Modern Dance and New Age Medicine.  She'll claim that God is responsible for her sober attitude, and she'll marry some average guy named Sean, or Steve, or Brian.

Whatever happens between the time that Miley is 27 and the time that she's 50 is debatable, but by the time that she's 50, 25 plastic surgeries will have altered her face beyond all recognition, and she'll be chirping on about how much perkier she is now than she was at 18, due to the latest implants!  She'll also claim that a vegan dietitian from some obscure city was the one who REALLY taught her how to twerk.  She'll say that if she could do anything over again, she'd have her tubes untied...and re-deliver her first child..."in a more climatous environment!"  She'll say that if she could do anything ELSE over again, she'd go back and invent a non-toxic, permanent tongue dye...in 25 shades...and THEN stick her tongue into the wet cement in front of Grauman's Chinese!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   

 

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Inertia on 02/20/14 at 5:49 am


Like, Hi, Fer Shurr,

I predict that once Miley turns 18, she'll become a cover girl...AND the centerfold for Playboy...on her 18th Birthday (Ie: Playboy Birthday photos), attempt to have at least one baby with Hugh Hefner (In an effort to dispel those nasty Viagra rumors that have so besmirched Hugh's good name), Lewinsky some television executive into creating an entirely nude "Bewitched" remake..., a morning special called "The Tonge-Day Show", and a "The Nude Adventures of Miley: Twerking and Lap-Dancing From Coast 2 Coast" show...all for The Playboy Channel, auction her backdoor virginity off on eBay...in the worst scam the world has ever seen, and attempt to get schools to teach HER version of sex education to kids across America...by offering an extra booklet...Twerking Tips 4 The Rest of U.

THEN...when she's 20, her best-selling book, How the Country Music Industry Airbrushed My Father's Sexually Deviant Past, will debut, and she'll tell tear-stained tales, CLAIMING that her father's deviant interactions with farm animals and Vegas strippers influenced her adult life in truly shocking and regret-inducing ways.

She may also try to claim that Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, and Snooki taught her how to twerk, stick her tongue out repeatedly, etc., and we may hear her say phrases like, "I actually LOVED you, Justin Bieber, with REAL, SECRET kind of love, but all YOU cared about were jugs, ass, and twerk!  That's all I was worth to YOU, you selfish son of a $#$@^$@^%&!"

When she's 25, she'll get all nostalgic, begging the producer of the "Les Mis" movie to let her star in a remake of "The Wizard of Oz".  She'll beg Rachel Ray to let her be a guest on her show, so that she can talk about how her great grandma's cornbread recipe changed her way of thinking about human interaction and love. She'll go crawling back to The Disney Channel, begging to star in a "Hannah Montana's Family" television show, wherein Hannah would be a mother of twins, trying to conceal her secret star status from her husband.

At about 27, Miley will finally begin to take responsibility for the baby that she had by Hugh Hefner, but she will insist upon "taking responsibility" by hiring a celebrity nanny...and trying to get a double major in Modern Dance and New Age Medicine.  She'll claim that God is responsible for her sober attitude, and she'll marry some average guy named Sean, or Steve, or Brian.

Whatever happens between the time that Miley is 27 and the time that she's 50 is debatable, but by the time that she's 50, 25 plastic surgeries will have altered her face beyond all recognition, and she'll be chirping on about how much perkier she is now than she was at 18, due to the latest implants!  She'll also claim that a vegan dietitian from some obscure city was the one who REALLY taught her how to twerk.  She'll say that if she could do anything over again, she'd have her tubes untied...and re-deliver her first child..."in a more climatous environment!"  She'll say that if she could do anything ELSE over again, she'd go back and invent a non-toxic, permanent tongue dye...in 25 shades...and THEN stick her tongue into the wet cement in front of Grauman's Chinese!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   




???

Miley Cyrus is already 21 you know.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 02/20/14 at 7:26 am


And they were all spoiled brats when they were kids.


always had to have handed down to them on a silver platter.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 02/20/14 at 7:27 am


Don't forget Britney Spears!


Britney also had some "shock" moments.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: 80sfan on 02/20/14 at 3:51 pm


Britney also had some "shock" moments.


Remember her crotch moment in 2006?

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Ripley on 02/20/14 at 4:52 pm


Don't forget Britney Spears!

And this happened while she was hanging around Paris.  I admit that I enjoyed Paris' album that she released years ago but she is just a huge snob.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Ripley on 02/20/14 at 4:54 pm




I predict that once Miley turns 18, she'll become a cover girl...AND the centerfold for Playboy...on her 18th Birthday (Ie: Playboy Birthday


Like Inertia said, she is 21.  :-\\

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: 80sfan on 02/20/14 at 11:44 pm


And this happened while she was hanging around Paris.  I admit that I enjoyed Paris' album that she released years ago but she is just a huge snob.


Yeah, it seemed that 2006 was the year of the crazy female celebrity! Britney, Paris, and Lindsay was in the news 24/7. Now it's Miley Cyrus.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Foo Bar on 02/21/14 at 12:55 am


Don't forget Britney Spears!


Britney was chosen a long time ago, to be built up and adored, and then sacrificed. For harvest.


Yeah, it seemed that 2006 was the year of the crazy female celebrity! Britney, Paris, and Lindsay was in the news 24/7. Now it's Miley Cyrus.


http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100411192114/southpark/images/7/79/MileyCyrusTV.jpg

Sacrifice in March, corn have plenty starch.

South Park called it in 2008: Britney's New Look. "She's the daughter of a country singer, and the young girl has really taken the country by storm. Hannah Montana's Miley Cyrus, though only fifteen years old, is already on her way to being a major superstar."

Looks like next harvest will be even better.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: 80sfan on 02/21/14 at 2:19 pm


Britney was chosen a long time ago, to be built up and adored, and then sacrificed. For harvest.

http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100411192114/southpark/images/7/79/MileyCyrusTV.jpg

Sacrifice in March, corn have plenty starch.

South Park called it in 2008: Britney's New Look. "She's the daughter of a country singer, and the young girl has really taken the country by storm. Hannah Montana's Miley Cyrus, though only fifteen years old, is already on her way to being a major superstar."

Looks like next harvest will be even better.


;D ;D

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 02/21/14 at 3:02 pm


Remember her crotch moment in 2006?


She wasn't wearing any underwear.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 02/21/14 at 3:03 pm


And this happened while she was hanging around Paris.  I admit that I enjoyed Paris' album that she released years ago but she is just a huge snob.


What was she good for? only that stupid reality show she did with Nicole Ritchie a couple of years ago. ::)

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 02/21/14 at 3:04 pm


Yeah, it seemed that 2006 was the year of the crazy female celebrity! Britney, Paris, and Lindsay was in the news 24/7. Now it's Miley Cyrus.


every day it's always something. ::)

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: LyricBoy on 02/21/14 at 7:04 pm


every day it's always something. ::)


Well the past couple years, Britney has kept her underwear on.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: The Valley Goth on 02/21/14 at 8:51 pm

Like, Hi, Fer Shurr,

Dagnabit!  She MISSED her chance for the barely legal photo shoot with Playboy...so, I guess that she'll have to skip right to the best-selling book!  LOL!

I THOUGHT that she was about 21, but, for some reason, I suddenly accidentally thought that she was about 18, or so.  I'm not exactly a celebrity gossip hound, so I don't keep really good track of all of these insane celebrities, anyway.

I only know that when a woman starves herself, does drugs, twerks, shaves her head, drives drunk, sleeps with a million guys, buries the first rich guy that she married, etc., she gets more recognition in America than a girl who actually gets good grades, wins a medal at a science fair, tries to solve the issue of world hunger, and grows up to be a college-educated, caring adult.

If you look at the statistics, you'll see that if you're female, and you want any type of real recognition in America...without having to write a "Pity Me!" blog...or a "It's ALL About Me!" blog, you have to...

* Be on Dr. Phil (Remember Alex, the drug addict whom Dr. Phil MUST have been OBSESSED with, because he kept inviting her back, when all of America knew her to be a stubborn basket case who was beyond repair?) or on Dr. Drew...

* Be the latest kidnapping/ murder victim (You don't even get to ENJOY your fame THEN!)

* Join Mensa...and THEN do a nude photo shoot...in order to "prove that you're a real woman" ('Cause, like, who'd have GUESSED that you had boobs...when they were covered up by all of those brains? Ha, ha, ha!  <Grabs barf bucket>)

* Become a celebrity...and then self-destruct

* Become a famous Anorexic/ Bulimic/ Cutter

* Become an Olympic athlete (Ie: Put too much pressure on yourself, and destroy both knees by the age of 25, so that you can't even have any fun later on during your life...except when you hang your Gold medal across from your hospital bed...and keep repeating "I am a champion!" to yourself...through the excruciating pain...Praying that you'll be well enough to pose for that Olympic Ladies Bikini photo...so that you can..."prove that you're female", because, Lord knows, a Gold medal is a real gender-blurrer, despite your two X chromosomes...NOTE: I believe that the sad condition of female Olympians is due to OUR expectations, etc., more than it is due to any fault of theirs.  More Olympic athletes need to work within their physical limits, and they need to tell sleazy photo shoot directors to take a hike, despite what other Americans think, say, etc.)

* Become a porn star (You're gonna NEED the MONEY that comes with THAT kind of fame...in order to buy STD meds)

* Become a criminal (Although Americans can be fickle about female criminals, because both Casey Anthony AND Jodi Arias claimed to have been victims of maltreatment, and yet Casey Anthony was deemed innocent, while all of America hates Jodi Arias...Go figure...)

* Marry a wealthy guy, look like the poor man's Marilyn Monroe, and then get all kinds of money

* Be born into money...and then drizzle soap down yourself while you're washing a car...

I swear that today's Americans would practically PAY to see a some woman mate with a wild hog...and then deliver twelve piglets...IF she was busty enough...and blonde enough...<Grabs barf bucket again>...'cause today, with regards to women, it's ONLY about what's "hot", "off the hook", "cool", etc., and as long as you "OWN" the fact that you're a drug-addict, a slut, a liar, a sociopath, etc., Americans LIKE you!

When there's a world wherein REAL women can be celebrated, somebody give me a call, and I'll name that "new" world "The United States of America"...and pack my bags...and move to that "new" world...because there will FINALLY be a world wherein a woman needn't "do something"...as though she were a button-operated doll that spit out pat phrases, or winked and dropped her underwear...Americans seem to EXPECT such behavior from women, and, worse yet, that's really the ONLY type of behavior that they applaud! 
>:(
 

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 02/22/14 at 3:35 pm

* Become a celebrity...and then self-destruct


She's probably in the beginning stages of this.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Ripley on 02/22/14 at 6:38 pm


What was she good for? only that stupid reality show she did with Nicole Ritchie a couple of years ago. ::)

She wasn't.  She became famous for that night she got with Shannon Dohorty's ex... 

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Ripley on 02/22/14 at 6:39 pm


Well the past couple years, Britney has kept her underwear on.

She's mature now.  She would rather spend time with Preston and Jayden than go to clubs and flash her bits.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Ripley on 02/23/14 at 7:28 pm


http://static.myce.com/images_posts/2011/03/1nightinparis.jpg


and created a sex tape.

$500?  I'm sure she was no where close to that good. 

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: The Valley Goth on 02/24/14 at 1:13 am

Like, Hi, Fer Shurr,

I was wrong!

The latest news about Miley is that she kissed Katy Perry!  I guess that Perry's "I Kissed A Girl" song was about...MILEY, and that the pair is just NOW making their casual girl-on-girl relationship known to the world.

I only wish that other people would stop copying the Britney and Madonna kiss...<sigh>...Oh, well...
8)

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 02/24/14 at 6:25 am


$500?  I'm sure she was no where close to that good.


She was probably bad in bed.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 02/24/14 at 6:26 am


Like, Hi, Fer Shurr,

I was wrong!

The latest news about Miley is that she kissed Katy Perry!  I guess that Perry's "I Kissed A Girl" song was about...MILEY, and that the pair is just NOW making their casual girl-on-girl relationship known to the world.

I only wish that other people would stop copying the Britney and Madonna kiss...<sigh>...Oh, well...
8)


Maybe Miley will come out as lesbian?  ???

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: LyricBoy on 02/24/14 at 8:18 am


Maybe Miley will come out as lesbian?  ???


Maybe she'll come out as gay.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 02/24/14 at 6:59 pm


Maybe she'll come out as gay.


Hey who knows, maybe she'll start dating Ellen Page.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Ripley on 02/24/14 at 7:21 pm

I don't think Miley is a lesbian or even bi.  She is just doing every wild thing she can think of to get attention. 

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: KatanaChick on 02/25/14 at 4:28 am

Then the best thing to do is not give her attention. It's been said she's gotten trashy to let the world know she's grown, but it's what a rebelious girl would do, not a classy grown woman. Sexy does not equal trashy.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 02/25/14 at 8:07 am


I don't think Miley is a lesbian or even bi.  She is just doing every wild thing she can think of to get attention.



just like Madonna in the 80's.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 02/25/14 at 8:08 am


Then the best thing to do is not give her attention. It's been said she's gotten trashy to let the world know she's grown, but it's what a rebellious girl would do, not a classy grown woman. Sexy does not equal trashy.


or just stop printing articles about her and she will go away.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: KatanaChick on 02/25/14 at 3:53 pm

Yes, that would fall under the attention category.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 02/25/14 at 4:07 pm


Yes, that would fall under the attention category.


It seems like everyday we're looking and viewing articles about her.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: KatanaChick on 02/26/14 at 2:14 am

Celebrity gossip is a big deal. Not  that it should be.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/26/14 at 2:21 am


or just stop printing articles about her and she will go away.
I put the blame on the gossip/celebrity magazines

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 02/26/14 at 6:37 am


I put the blame on the gossip/celebrity magazines


That is why we're always reading about celebrities, people want to know what goes on with these people.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/26/14 at 6:42 am


That is why we're always reading about celebrities, people want to know what goes on with these people.
Not me personally

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Dagwood on 02/26/14 at 7:59 am


I put the blame on the gossip/celebrity magazines


It's not the magazines fault, they are just providing what the people keep buying.  It is the fault of the people buying the crap.  If the money wasn't there the magazines wouldn't exist.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Step-chan on 02/26/14 at 4:52 pm


Not me personally


Me neither.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 02/26/14 at 7:12 pm


It's not the magazines fault, they are just providing what the people keep buying.  It is the fault of the people buying the crap.  If the money wasn't there the magazines wouldn't exist.


We're always reading of what the celebrities are doing. From Tweeting, Instagraming and Facebooking.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 05/12/14 at 7:27 pm

http://i4.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article3521097.ece/alternates/s615/Miley-Cyrus-at-G-A-Y.jpg

any thoughts?

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/13/14 at 6:32 am


http://i4.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article3521097.ece/alternates/s615/Miley-Cyrus-at-G-A-Y.jpg

any thoughts?
No comment!

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 05/13/14 at 6:39 am


No comment!


She's trashy!  ::)

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/13/14 at 6:39 am


She's trashy!  ::)
Still no comment!

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: LyricBoy on 05/13/14 at 7:24 pm


She's trashy!  ::)


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/904784128/h155061ED/

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 05/13/14 at 7:28 pm


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/904784128/h155061ED/


Yeah, he wishes.  ::)

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/14/14 at 5:59 am

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z204/eleanorn/The%20Book%20Hammock/MILEY_5.gif

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 05/14/14 at 6:50 am


http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z204/eleanorn/The%20Book%20Hammock/MILEY_5.gif


OUCH!

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/20/14 at 2:06 am

OMG!!! Cover your ears...

Miley Cyrus covered The Beatles' ‘Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds’ at the Billboard Awards!

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: KatanaChick on 05/20/14 at 3:55 am


http://i4.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article3521097.ece/alternates/s615/Miley-Cyrus-at-G-A-Y.jpg

any thoughts?

Oh my.  :o I hope it's not what it looks like she's holding, but  the background dancers alone and their costumes...ugh! I don't think her shows are appropriate for young audiences, and that's who'd listen to it!

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Foo Bar on 05/21/14 at 10:04 pm


Oh my.  :o I hope it's not what it looks like she's holding, but  the background dancers alone and their costumes...ugh! I don't think her shows are appropriate for young audiences, and that's who'd listen to it!


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/10/article-2624900-1DB6C4F600000578-993_634x892.jpg

It's exactly what it looks like, but relax, the show wasn't intended for a young audience, it was at a London gay bar.  In other words, she's trolling for attention and publicity, and I have to admit it, she won that round handily. 

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 05/22/14 at 9:55 am


OMG!!! Cover your ears...

Miley Cyrus covered The Beatles' ‘Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds’ at the Billboard Awards!


I refuse to hear it.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 05/22/14 at 9:55 am


Oh my.  :o I hope it's not what it looks like she's holding, but  the background dancers alone and their costumes...ugh! I don't think her shows are appropriate for young audiences, and that's who'd listen to it!


Yes it's what you think, it's a foam dildo that she's holding onto.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/23/14 at 2:28 pm


Yes it's what you think, it's a foam dildo that she's holding onto.
I do not wish to know!

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 05/23/14 at 3:48 pm

http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/wenn20661970.jpg

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/30/14 at 5:36 am

Miley Cyrus bans dad Billy Ray from reality TV

The 21-year-old singer’s dad Billy Ray is said to have been contacted over and over again about shooting a fly-on-the-wall show. However, Miley apparently thinks it would be a bad move for him and detract from his country music roots.

“Billy Ray has turned down what must be his sixth reality show offer in the last four years because Miley has been very strict with her parents about not doing them, even though they have been offered a fortune by all the big players, including Bravo, Lifetime and E, to open up their home to cameras,” an insider told RadarOnline.com.
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One of the reasons Miley is so against doing any TV show is said to be her opinion on Bruce Jenner. The Olympic athlete is estranged from Kris Jenner and has regularly appeared on her family’s series Keeping Up with the Kardashians, although he has become the butt of jokes due to his laidback attitude and happiness with being bossed around.

“Miley would much rather do a Christmas special or a concert at the Hollywood Bowl with her dad rather than watch him embarrass himself like Bruce Jenner on TV every week,” the insider claimed.

Despite her strong views, Miley apparently did recently discuss the option of a programme with her dad and mother Tish. She is said to be very aware that while her star is soaring, people are less interested in Billy. However, she was able to convince her family that a reality show wasn’t the right way forward.

“Miley is a student of the mistakes of the people who have come before her, and she always thought Britney Spears’ decision to do a reality show was the beginning of her downfall,” the source claimed.

Britney and her ex-husband Kevin Federline appeared in Britney and Kevin: Chaotic in 2005 and it was widely panned by critics.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Next Stop, Playboy

Written By: LyricBoy on 09/08/14 at 6:52 pm

Well, Miley got one step closer to her inevitable Playboy spread this weekend.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/miley-cyrus-topless-fashion-week-party-article-1.1931315

Seems she showed up at a part for one Alexander Wang  :-X wearing nothing above the belt except for a couple of pasties.  :o

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Next Stop, Playboy

Written By: Howard on 09/09/14 at 3:34 pm


Well, Miley got one step closer to her inevitable Playboy spread this weekend.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/miley-cyrus-topless-fashion-week-party-article-1.1931315

Seems she showed up at a part for one Alexander Wang  :-X wearing nothing above the belt except for a couple of pasties.  :o


LB, I'm calling it now 2015 or 2016 Miley Cyrus poses nude.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Next Stop, Playboy

Written By: LyricBoy on 09/09/14 at 5:54 pm


LB, I'm calling it now 2015 or 2016 Miley Cyrus poses nude.


Playboy? Penthouse, or Hustler? http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/images/smilies/naughty.gif

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Next Stop, Playboy

Written By: Howard on 09/10/14 at 2:35 pm


Playboy? Penthouse, or Hustler? http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/images/smilies/naughty.gif


http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/img/blog/blog120508_miley2.jpg

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: LyricBoy on 09/11/14 at 12:53 am

Actually the nude pic ship has officially sailed.

Just saw a topless spread that she did for "V Magazine" yesterday.  :-\\. The mag published the unedited pics.

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 09/11/14 at 1:05 pm


Actually the nude pic ship has officially sailed.

Just saw a topless spread that she did for "V Magazine" yesterday.  :-\\. The mag published the unedited pics.


Would you rather see the unedited pictures?

Subject: Re: Miley Cyrus... Emerging Lap Dancer

Written By: Howard on 09/11/14 at 1:08 pm

http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/08/miley-cyrus-pasties-600x450.jpg

OMG,What in the world is she doing?  :o

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