Recently I hear that short shorts (the athletic ones, that were cool in the 80's) may comeback for men. They're already popular for women. What do you think? As a male I prefer to wear short shorts to baggier/longer ones, because I don't look good at them. I would either wear short shorts or no shorts at all. But it sucks wearing jeans in the summertime when it's too hot, don't you think. Still, I have no other option, since short shorts are considered ugly and not trendy for guys. Yet, I'm still young and have great, muscular legs, I'm not a fat, 50-year-old guy. What if I want to show more of my legs to ladies? Today's society sucks more than the 80's one.

I have a strong aversion to men in shorts in public.  Old fashioned that way.  Shorts are for boys, long pants are for men.

Do you feel the same about women dressed like sluts? I'm only 21 so I don't think that's old at all.
So you think I should give up shorts at all? Because I wont wear those long ones, I don't look good at them.
I prefer long pants.

Ii want the other topic deleted, I posted two times on mistake.

Do you feel the same about women dressed like sluts? I'm only 21 so I don't think that's old at all.
So you think I should give up shorts at all? Because I wont wear those long ones, I don't look good at them.
I prefer long pants.


Women dressed as sluts... no problem as long as they have the goods to back up the look.

Women dressed as sluts... no problem as long as they have the goods to back up the look.


got that right LB! O0

Do you feel the same about women dressed like sluts? I'm only 21 so I don't think that's old at all.
So you think I should give up shorts at all? Because I wont wear those long ones, I don't look good at them.
I prefer long pants.


Wear what you feel comfortable in.  I was just saying that, in my opinion, men look better in long pants.  I don't know how you end up equating men in shorts to women dressed like "sluts" 

got that right LB! O0


::)

http://bmj2k.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/richard_simmons.jpg

I don't mind so long as your junk ain't hangin' out!  And please, guys, no more plum smuggler shorts.  It's just nasty.
8-P

I think you might be referring to a fad about 20 years earlier.  I think it was the Royal Teens who had a huge hit with "Short Shorts" in about 1960!

I don't mind so long as your junk ain't hangin' out! 

Ditto.  Keep the mouse in its house.  ;)

Ditto.  Keep the mouse in its house.   ;)


In both the standing and seated positions.  Sometimes I guy will be sitting out there like, "Whoa!  Is that an eggroll in your  drawers or are you just happy the weather's nice."  

Sometimes I guy will be sitting out there like, "Whoa!  Is that an eggroll in your  drawers or are you just happy the weather's nice. 


    ;D

In both the standing and seated positions.  Sometimes I guy will be sitting out there like, "Whoa!  Is that an eggroll in your  drawers or are you just happy the weather's nice. 


Why are you looking in the first place?  ;D

http://bmj2k.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/richard_simmons.jpg


I can't believe he still wears short shorts,Hey Richard,why not wear a pair of pants once in a while?  ::)

Well, only hot people should wear them, I agree. I don't like seeing fat ladies in those.
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-short-shorts-fail.jpg
But I think khakis and long shorts are ugly, especially on my legs so I'll continue wearing only long pant during the summer since shorts are not in.

It's just that I don't like wearing long pants with a T-shirt or shirt with short sleeves. I don't know why. When I'm wearing long pants I feel like I need a jacket or something over my T-shirt. I get the feeling that my arms need to be covered like my legs are.

If short pants suck, I don't get it why most men don't stick to long pants even in the summer instead of wearing shorts at all? I don't think in Europe and the USA summers are that hot really. Long shorts look just as ugly on most men as short ones. Generally shorts of all lengths are ugly on men and beautiful on most women. I like girls dressed as sluts and/or wearing short shorts, as long as they are not too skinny or overweight:

http://www.bgproxy.com/index.php?q=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F09%2Fepic-fail-short-shorts-fail.jpg
Not trying to be rude or anything, but this is so wrong. A complete turn-off for me, but I guess some men may get horny seeing this. ;D

What's with the "slut" thing you got going on.  I haven't heard that term used in decades. What are you from Utah or something?

At least it's not Speedos?

;D

I can't believe he still wears short shorts,Hey Richard,why not wear a pair of pants once in a while?  ::)


He does


Well, only hot people should wear them, I agree. I don't like seeing fat ladies in those.
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-short-shorts-fail.jpg
But I think khakis and long shorts are ugly, especially on my legs so I'll continue wearing only long pant during the summer since shorts are not in.


Reading this makes me want to go find some booty hugging short shorts.


If short pants suck, I don't get it why most men don't stick to long pants even in the summer instead of wearing shorts at all? I don't think in Europe and the USA summers are that hot really.

I live in Chicago.  It is 10:30 in the morning, and it's already 80°F.  It is supposed to top out at 90°F today.  Technically, it is not even summer yet.

Long shorts look just as ugly on most men as short ones. Generally shorts of all lengths are ugly on men and beautiful on most women. I like girls dressed as sluts and/or wearing short shorts, as long as they are not too skinny or overweight:

http://www.bgproxy.com/index.php?q=http%3A%2F%2Ffailblog.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F09%2Fepic-fail-short-shorts-fail.jpg
Not trying to be rude or anything, but this is so wrong. A complete turn-off for me, but I guess some men may get horny seeing this. ;D


Then don't actively seek out pictures like that.  Duh.

Also, your posts seem familiar.  Didn't you post some shizz like this before?  Methinks you're that troll that likes to roll through here every couple of months.

Why are you looking in the first place?  ;D


Ask yourself the same question when Mr. Eggroll sits across from you on the subway!
:-[

I'm not a troll, that's my opinion. No man looks good in any shorts. Women are the more beautiful sex anyway, so don't get it personally. ;)

I really prefer the 80's "anything goes" attitude towards fashion and almost everything else.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IddHJmT-LYs

There was a kid at the high school I work at wearing super tight, super short rolled up cut offs the other day.  In white.  So either they are coming back, or he was doing his best George Michael impersonation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A 


You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/ymca.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcvjXAtzaMU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IddHJmT-LYs


Wow,I remember when hot women were wearing those short shorts in 1983,man they were hot.  :o

Ask yourself the same question when Mr. Eggroll sits across from you on the subway!
:-[


I'd like to call mine Mr.Banana. ;)

I'd like to call mine Mr.Banana. ;)


Then maybe you want to talk to Mr. Eggroll about Mr. Banana on the subway!
:D

Then maybe you want to talk to Mr. Eggroll about Mr. Banana on the subway!
:D


No Thank You,that won't be necessary!  ::)

You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/ymca.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcvjXAtzaMU



I bet George Michael regrets wearing short shorts 25 years ago.

What's with the "slut" thing you got going on.  I haven't heard that term used in decades. What are you from Utah or something?


HEY!  >:(



;) ;) ;)

HEY!   >:(



;) ;) ;)


Well....there is FROM Utah and there is from Utah...you, I believe are from Utah.  :)

Well....there is FROM Utah and there is from Utah...you, I believe are from Utah.   :)


I like to think I'm just here temporarily! 

HEY!   >:(



;) ;) ;)



Yeah,you tell her Ash.  ;)

Recently I hear that short shorts (the athletic ones, that were cool in the 80's) may comeback for men. They're already popular for women. What do you think? As a male I prefer to wear short shorts to baggier/longer ones, because I don't look good at them. I would either wear short shorts or no shorts at all. But it sucks wearing jeans in the summertime when it's too hot, don't you think. Still, I have no other option, since short shorts are considered ugly and not trendy for guys. Yet, I'm still young and have great, muscular legs, I'm not a fat, 50-year-old guy. What if I want to show more of my legs to ladies? Today's society sucks more than the 80's one.


Please, in the name of all that is good and holy in the universe, DON'T DO IT!!!  :o :o :o




























http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Scary/freak-in-tight-jeans-shorts.jpg






http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s78/AL-B_photos/arrrrrgh.gif

Dammit Al, you took the picture I was going to post. ;D

Man,that guy needs to shave his rear end.  :o

:P

But what if you look good like him:
http://www.ephemerality.com/Quebec%202007/images/img_0697.jpg
Well, I'm not that hot, but I'm almost as hot as him. That's what ladies tell me. Besides my legs look great - muscles and all. ;)
PS. Boy4e =Boy for Evelyn - my girl.

But what if you look good like him:
http://www.ephemerality.com/Quebec%202007/images/img_0697.jpg
Well, I'm not that hot, but I'm almost as hot as him. That's what ladies tell me. Besides my legs look great - muscles and all. ;)
PS. Boy4e =Boy for Evelyn - my girl.


To look good like him,I need to shave my chest hair. (all of it BTW)

But what if you look good like him:
http://www.ephemerality.com/Quebec%202007/images/img_0697.jpg
Well, I'm not that hot, but I'm almost as hot as him. That's what ladies tell me. Besides my legs look great - muscles and all. ;)
PS. Boy4e =Boy for Evelyn - my girl.


Those might work if you're at the beach or something, but if you're just out about town you're probably better off sticking with Dockers.

Besides, where are you gonna keep your keys and wallet in those things?


Or do we even want to know???  :o :o :o

But what if you look good like him:
http://www.ephemerality.com/Quebec%202007/images/img_0697.jpg
Well, I'm not that hot, but I'm almost as hot as him. That's what ladies tell me. Besides my legs look great - muscles and all. ;)
PS. Boy4e =Boy for Evelyn - my girl.


That's ghey or gay,  but manly...no way

Those might work if you're at the beach or something, but if you're just out about town you're probably better off sticking with Dockers.

Besides, where are you gonna keep your keys and wallet in those things?


Or do we even want to know???  :o :o :o


I don't think that I want to know.

Also, your posts seem familiar.  Didn't you post some shizz like this before?  Methinks you're that troll that likes to roll through here every couple of months.



I was thinking the same thing Jess...

But what if you look good like him:
http://www.ephemerality.com/Quebec%202007/images/img_0697.jpg
Well, I'm not that hot, but I'm almost as hot as him. That's what ladies tell me. Besides my legs look great - muscles and all. ;)
PS. Boy4e =Boy for Evelyn - my girl.


If you look like that, then I vote you should wear them.  All the time. 

Shorts are a big part of life in most parts of Australia otherwise you'd expire from heat stroke  ::)

Shorts are a big part of life in most parts of Australia otherwise you'd expire from heat stroke  ::)




Here in New England you see some running around in them in February

http://media.cleveland.com/plain-dealer/photo/shorts-to-shovel-snowjpg-41b47cba0c99ec6f.jpg

Here in New England you see some running around in them in February

http://media.cleveland.com/plain-dealer/photo/shorts-to-shovel-snowjpg-41b47cba0c99ec6f.jpg


They're wearing that in the freezing cold? :o

But what if you look good like him:
http://www.ephemerality.com/Quebec%202007/images/img_0697.jpg
Well, I'm not that hot, but I'm almost as hot as him. That's what ladies tell me. Besides my legs look great - muscles and all. ;)
PS. Boy4e =Boy for Evelyn - my girl.
Va Va Voom.... as some would say



and who cares what Boy4e stands for, your still a guest (if you stick around and become a member, someone would take notice then) :P  BTW if I was your "girl" than you best have capitalized my E O0

Please, in the name of all that is good and holy in the universe, DON'T DO IT!!!  :o :o :o




























http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Scary/freak-in-tight-jeans-shorts.jpg






http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s78/AL-B_photos/arrrrrgh.gif






Hey AL - that is the picture I used for the jorts topic :D
;D ;D ;D

If only he had a mullet too

I was thinking the same thing Jess...
Ya think 8)

Hey AL - that is the picture I used for the jorts topic :D
;D ;D ;D

If only he had a mullet too

I know, and I apologize for not giving credit where credit was due.

But like you, I wanted to convey maximum horror.  ;) ;) ;)

I know, and I apologize for not giving credit where credit was due.

But like you, I wanted to convey maximum horror.  ;) ;) ;)




I wasn't asking for credit...  I just thought he was the poster child of the role model you wanted to be...    8)

I wasn't asking for credit...  I just thought he was the poster child of the role model you wanted to be...    8)


He's not my role model. My buttocks are much more firm and taut, not to mention much less hirsute than his.

That's nice to know about me, isn't it?  :o :o :o

I wasn't asking for credit...  I just thought he was the poster child of the role model you wanted to be...    8)


role model? he's probably gay.

He's not my role model. My buttocks are much more firm and taut, not to mention much less hirsute than his.

That's nice to know about me, isn't it?  :o :o :o
OK... so I do not have to advise you to Nair

OK... so I do not have to advise you to Nair



I think you'd have to advise me to use Nair.

TMI Howard.  8-P

TMI Howard.  8-P



Sorry about that Dag,I thought I'd add to the conversation.