Well boo hoo Lindsay.   Miss thing thought she was that important and that cool.  Of course she isn't in jail yet, and they let her walk until the 20th.  Let's see if the pull a Paris and let her skate.  Getting caught by a photog with f-you on her middle fingernail probably hasn't helped at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxba8j39GrI

She's such a train wreck. Hope she gets her life back on track before too much damage is done.

In some ways I do feel for her.  She comes from a family of blood sucking leaches.  This is her moment to get out, even if they don't end up sending her to jail she has to be inpatient in rehab with no family visitation.  Maybe the only one who should be allowed to talk to her is Robert Downey jr.

Well, maybe going to jail, might help to get her head on straight, so to speak.

Well boo hoo Lindsay.   Miss thing thought she was that important and that cool.  Of course she isn't in jail yet, and they let her walk until the 20th.  Let's see if the pull a Paris and let her skate.  Getting caught by a photog with f-you on her middle fingernail probably hasn't helped at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxba8j39GrI


It got to 3 1/2 minutes of Lindsay babbling when I thought I've heard all of this I can stand...then her bimbo lawyer started in, and that was worse.  I don't know how it works in Beverly Hills, but in South Central, if you blow off a third of your court-ordered classes and then fail to appear in court, you're going back to jail for DUI.  That's a given, so don't bawl and shout.  I guess because it's BH and Lohan is a celebrity, she got to be a drama queen.  If I was the judge, I wouldn't have put up with that crap for 10 seconds!

The claims about "career" and "making a living" are spurious.  First of all, this IS your career, Lindsay.  Secondly, I could be more sympathetic if the cupboards were bare at the Lohan home because Lindsay couldn't play Ophelia in the Bakersfield Community Theater's "Highlights from Hamlet," but Lindsay missed her probation program because she was in Paris (France, not Hilton)!  Come on.  Lohan thinks she can do whatever she wants because she's young, blonde, and pretty.  I live in a college town.  That attitude is epidemic.  I think 90 days in the hoosegow is a good wake up call for Lohan.  The worst thing for her would be for her to weasel out of it like Paris (Hilton, not France).
::)

All I heard was blah blah blah blah blah!  ;D

Throw her ass in jail!

maybe putting her in jail will do her some good.

What is it with rich kids expecting a special dispensation for DUI?

(not that anybody from Massachusetts should be asking the question)
:-X

What is it with rich kids expecting a special dispensation for DUI?

(not that anybody from Massachusetts should be asking the question)
:-X


;D

What is it with rich kids expecting a special dispensation for DUI?

(not that anybody from Massachusetts should be asking the question)
:-X

;D ;D ;D
well.not so funny really.... :-[

By the time she comes out in either September or October,she'll star in a new film. ;D

Well, maybe going to jail, might help to get her head on straight, so to speak.

maybe putting her in jail will do her some good.

One would hope, but I wouldn't count on it.

Now she's getting 45 days instead of 90 so they cut her time in half.

Lindsay...

Come to LyricBoy. I will console you...  :P

Lindsay...

Come to LyricBoy. I will console you...  :P


Let me do it first. ;)

Lindsay...

Come to LyricBoy. I will console you...  :P


Does your console have a joystick?
:-X

Does your console have a joystick?
:-X


http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/1900/lindsaylohan90daysenten.jpg

Close enough, right?

http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/1900/lindsaylohan90daysenten.jpg

Close enough, right?

You're bad...

;D

Does your console have a joystick?
:-X


Wow,How'd you know?  ;D

http://www.celebridoodle.com/.a/6a00e5536b2ba988330120a644916d970c-250wi

Cheers, Lindsay!
:)

http://bougies.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/lindsay-lohan-drunk-22.jpg

Cheers, Lindsay!
:)

http://bougies.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/lindsay-lohan-drunk-22.jpg


Damn,she looks stoned!  ::)

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/original/lindsay_lohan_jeremy_piven_party.jpg

AHA! I found another one!  :o

Cheers, Lindsay!
:)

http://bougies.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/lindsay-lohan-drunk-22.jpg


Wow, she sure knows how to party...  :P

Wow, she sure knows how to party...   :P


She's a New York City party girl.

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/l/lindsay_lohan-12386.jpg

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/l/lindsay_lohan-12386.jpg


The caption to this pic is "Wow! Howard really blew my mind!"  ;D

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/l/lindsay_lohan-12386.jpg


Hello-hello-hello...is there anybody in there?  Just nod if you  can hear me.  Is there anyone home?*
:D

*Gilmour/Waters

The caption to this pic is "Wow! Howard really blew my mind!"   ;D


Yeah I gave her such a good time she wound up falling asleep. ;D

http://www.mamapop.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/23/lindsay_lohan_samantha_ronson.jpg

And this was her girlfriend Samantha Ronson. (Wow,what a dyke) ::)

Hello-hello-hello...is there anybody in there?  Just nod if you  can hear me.  Is there anyone home?*
:D

*Gilmour/Waters



You wouldn't want to wake her from her deep sleep? :D

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/l/lindsay_lohan-12386.jpg


She really needs a nice big hairy set of balls in her face.  :D

She really needs a nice big hairy set of balls in her face.  :D


She needs a glass of ice water in her face!
::)

She really needs a nice big hairy set of balls in her face.  :D



Why don't we both do her? Put both our balls in her face.  ;D

She needs a glass of ice water in her face!
::)



then a set of hairy balls.

Why don't we both do her? Put both our balls in her face.  ;D


Um...can we take turns? 

Um...can we take turns? 


Sure,you go first.

http://www.1800-sports.com/images/lindsey-lohan-sexy.jpg

She knows she wants us. ;)

She knows she wants us. ;)


http://j.imagehost.org/0889/lilo.jpg

This looks shopped.  I can tell from that big disembodied foot in the background and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

I've seen a whole lot more bizarre photoshopped in pr0n pics!
8)

I've seen a whole lot more bizarre photoshopped in pr0n pics!
8)


Sarah Palin and Michael Moore, Rule 35.  Get to it, we're waiting!

Sarah Palin and Michael Moore, Rule 35.  Get to it, we're waiting!


It's not gonna happen.  You'd look at it and hate yourself forever.
:o

It's not gonna happen.  You'd look at it and hate yourself forever.
:o


So what's the downside?

http://j.imagehost.org/0889/lilo.jpg

This looks shopped.  I can tell from that big disembodied foot in the background and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.


Wow,I almost forgot about the foot,How in the hell did it get in there?  ???

Wow,I almost forgot about the foot,How in the hell did it get in there?  ???

Foobar just said it might have been photoshopped in...

Foobar just said it might have been photoshopped in...


What would a foot be doing in there and who's foot was it? ???

What would a foot be doing in there and who's foot was it? ???


At least these guys are on the case!

http://www.offworld.com/oimages/Tmntarcade.png

(Seriously, I have no idea, but would love to know the story behind the Lindsay-with-disembodied-foot photo.  If it wasn't shopped in, it might have been poorly-shopped-out by whatever studio took it, but that would be even an more weird story.)