Let's play a game! What phrases would you like hearing in a movie/on a TV show that were never included in one?

Here are some of mine:

Male: "These girls are made for loving, and that's just what they'll do. Some of these days they're all gonna give their love to me."
Married Male: "I don't mind becoming a say-at-home dad, if that's gonna make you give up cooking!"
Female: "Hello stranger, you're a danger to my consciousness. I know you wanna take my sobriety away... I'm married, no way!"
Cowardly Female: "When it rains I cry... 'cause I'm scared!"; "Will you protect me from the scary clouds?"
Bitchy Female: "I'm not being bitchy, don't be preachy. I just like behaving badly. Leave me alone or I'll shave my hair and poke you with an umbrella."

Kid: "I think my teacher is a bitch!"
Mom: "Now what makes you think that?"
Kid: "I saw her looking at bestiality porn on her mobile phone while in class"

???

:o

Tha fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccc---?

People you don't know what humor is, obviously. Have you ever seen sitcoms, e.g. Married With Children and The Simpsons, where they talk like that?

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/aeh.gif

People you don't know what humor is, obviously. Have you ever seen sitcoms, e.g. Married With Children and The Simpsons, where they talk like that?


No.  They're coherent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4sEXiRP4k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ4sEXiRP4k


I hate you so much for that. ;D

People you don't know what humor is, obviously.

Humour is ...

A:  The failedness off this thread
B:  The fact that I just got to use the word failedness
C:  The fact that I have now got to say failedness 2 times, this now making it 3 times
D:  The hope that the word failedness will catch on

You got me now! You figured me out! You got me red-handed!
I'm sorry for corrupting your sobriety, people!

This whole thread:

http://www.penguinpride.com/lulz/penguin/lolwut.jpg

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You got me now!

We got you so you can't sleep at night?

People you don't know what humor is, obviously. Have you ever seen sitcoms, e.g. Married With Children and The Simpsons, where they talk like that?
Humour makes me laugh, and the two examples in the origin of this topic did not make me laugh.

Let's play a game! What phrases would you like hearing in a movie/on a TV show that were never included in one?

Here are some of mine:

Male: "These girls are made for loving, and that's just what they'll do. Some of these days they're all gonna give their love to me."
Married Male: "I don't mind becoming a say-at-home dad, if that's gonna make you give up cooking!"
Female: "Hello stranger, you're a danger to my consciousness. I know you wanna take my sobriety away... I'm married, no way!"
Cowardly Female: "When it rains I cry... 'cause I'm scared!"; "Will you protect me from the scary clouds?"
Bitchy Female: "I'm not being bitchy, don't be preachy. I just like behaving badly. Leave me alone or I'll shave my hair and poke you with an umbrella."

Kid: "I think my teacher is a bitch!"
Mom: "Now what makes you think that?"
Kid: "I saw her looking at bestiality porn on her mobile phone while in class"


Is that a roll of Clorets in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

(oh wait, that one has already been done)  ;D

"Global warming... Osama did it!"
btw I think they should make a live action movie, based on Princess Zelda's CD-i games, made by Phillips:
http://thegamingliberty.com/wp-content/uploads/linklaugh.jpg
Those ones were hilarious.

I don't understand this thread.

anyone got any money? i want an ipod but my dumb mom wont buy me one thanks

anyone got any money? i want an ipod but my dumb mom wont buy me one thanks


Heh heh heh... Almost forgot about that one.  ;D

anyone got any money? i want an ipod but my dumb mom wont buy me one thanks



Karma for making me laugh.



Cat

anyone got any money? i want an ipod but my dumb mom wont buy me one thanks



How much u want?

How much u want?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l91ISfcuzDw&feature=related

^ ;D

It's Sunday night and I'm alone.

anyone got any money? i want an ipod but my dumb mom wont buy me one thanks


;D

karma for the laugh

How much u want?


All of it, boy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMf5dvUlYko