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Subject: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: LyricBoy on 05/07/11 at 6:12 pm

Nothing screams FAIL like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Ig9o58saU

 :o

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: whistledog on 05/07/11 at 8:02 pm

Not everyone can be Tony Hawk

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/3339/thawkl.png

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Foo Bar on 05/07/11 at 8:29 pm


Not everyone can be Tony Hawk


czSegPchDmU

I've been trying to tell people it was a documentary from the future, but nobody listens!

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Jessica on 05/08/11 at 12:32 am

At least now we know he won't (or can't, rather) procreate.

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: whistledog on 05/08/11 at 1:05 am


At least now we know he won't (or can't, rather) procreate.


That incident is probably the only time he'll ever get wood lol

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/08/11 at 1:21 am

Not wearing protective clothing (helmet and pads, etc), what else can happen?

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Foo Bar on 05/08/11 at 1:32 am


Not wearing protective clothing (helmet and pads, etc), what else can happen?


Probably something like this.

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/b9e3ff45-6cef-4195-892c-1ae9c544d14e.gif

In his defense, I don't think a helmet, pads, or even a cup would have made much of a difference.

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/08/11 at 1:35 am


Probably something like this.

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/b9e3ff45-6cef-4195-892c-1ae9c544d14e.gif

In his defense, I don't think a helmet, pads, or even a cup would have made much of a difference.
Sportsmen wear jockstraps to protect the sensitive region...

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Howard on 05/08/11 at 6:47 am

He should have a nurse look at his balls. :D

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Howard on 05/08/11 at 6:50 am


At least now we know he won't (or can't, rather) procreate.


or get a massage. ;D :D

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: LyricBoy on 05/08/11 at 8:18 am


He should have a nurse look at his balls. :D


She probably told him "Your balls are bleeding dude!"  :o

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 05/08/11 at 12:22 pm

How did he hurt his balls on that?  ???

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Howard on 05/08/11 at 1:18 pm


She probably told him "Your balls are bleeding dude!"   :o



"You would need an ice pack on them". :D

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Howard on 05/08/11 at 1:18 pm


How did he hurt his balls on that?  ???


I think he landed on his side and not his balls. ::)

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: LyricBoy on 05/08/11 at 2:01 pm


How did he hurt his balls on that?  ???


When he landed, the skateboard broke in half from the force, and the longer piece got wedged between the concrete pavement and his, uh,  nardular region. The part that caught his gooch was the ragged/torn edge of the board.

Ouch. He's gonna remember that spill for quite some time. 

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: whistledog on 05/09/11 at 12:40 am


When he landed, the skateboard broke in half from the force, and the longer piece got wedged between the concrete pavement and his, uh,  nardular region. The part that caught his gooch was the ragged/torn edge of the board.

Ouch. He's gonna remember that spill for quite some time. 


I had to watch it a few times before I noticed that.  Funny how it wasn't until he said he was bleeding, that his buddies sprang off the steps to offer help.

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Howard on 05/09/11 at 6:47 am


When he landed, the skateboard broke in half from the force, and the longer piece got wedged between the concrete pavement and his, uh,  nardular region. The part that caught his gooch was the ragged/torn edge of the board.

Ouch. He's gonna remember that spill for quite some time. 


What if he has tell his kids or his wife about that incident?

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Howard on 05/09/11 at 6:48 am


I had to watch it a few times before I noticed that.  Funny how it wasn't until he said he was bleeding, that his buddies sprang off the steps to offer help.


imagine if his buddies were all gay?  :o

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 05/09/11 at 8:02 am

I wonder how bad that kid actually got hurt, I hope he didn't lose a ball in that deal. 

That clip sums up extreme sports in a nutshell. After going through something like that, the majority of people wouldn't go within 10 feet of a skateboard (I know I sure wouldn't), and if that kid actually does keep skating down stairs after that then he'll probably end up going pro.

(Looking forward to his Web Redemption on Tosh.0! ;) ) 

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Howard on 05/09/11 at 1:11 pm

I wonder what would've happened if a girl did that? Would she have hurt her ovaries? :o

;D

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: whistledog on 05/09/11 at 9:17 pm


What if he has tell his kids or his wife about that incident?


???


imagine if his buddies were all gay?  :o


??? ???


I wonder what would've happened if a girl did that? Would she have hurt her ovaries? :o

;D


??? ??? ???

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: whistledog on 05/09/11 at 9:17 pm


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Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Dagwood on 05/09/11 at 10:23 pm


??? ??? ??? ???


;D

Don't try to figure it out, you might hurt yourself.

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: LyricBoy on 05/10/11 at 5:33 am


What if he has tell his kids or his wife about that incident?


After that colossal nutshot, I doubt that kids will be in the picture.  ;D

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Howard on 05/10/11 at 6:41 am


???

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I guess that was a wee bit confusing for ya,Sorry.

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Howard on 05/10/11 at 6:42 am


After that colossal nutshot, I doubt that kids will be in the picture.   ;D


I wouldn't want kids either.

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: whistledog on 05/10/11 at 11:56 am


I guess that was a wee bit confusing for ya,Sorry.


The fact that the kid in the clip, is a kid, looks maybe 11 years old or so.  If he has kids, there is something wrong with that, and if he has kids that are old enough to understand an explanation of what happened, then he would have had kids when he was like 7, which is not possible lol

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: LyricBoy on 05/10/11 at 7:09 pm


After that colossal nutshot, I doubt that kids will be in the picture.  ;D



I wouldn't want kids either.


Well in the skateboarder's case I don't think 'wanting' has anything to do with it.   http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Howard on 05/10/11 at 7:17 pm


Well in the skateboarder's case I don't think 'wanting' has anything to do with it.   http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif


How could he procreate with his bleeding nutsack?  ::)

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: LyricBoy on 05/11/11 at 5:32 am


How could he procreate with his bleeding nutsack?  ::)

You have a point. I never thought of that... :-[

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Howard on 05/11/11 at 6:36 am


You have a point. I never thought of that... :-[


He could have a balls transplant,I mean he would have to wait for a guy to die and get that nutsack from him.

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Milkof1996 on 05/11/11 at 11:32 pm

After this accident, does this mean he'll be a virgin for life?

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 05/12/11 at 5:26 am


He could have a balls transplant,I mean he would have to wait for a guy to die and get that nutsack from him.


But what if the doctor comes in drunk and sews the new nutsack to his forehead?  :o :o :o

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Howard on 05/12/11 at 6:51 am


But what if the doctor comes in drunk and sews the new nutsack to his forehead?  :o :o :o



I don't know,I guess women will see that kid differently. ;D

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Howard on 05/12/11 at 6:52 am


After this accident, does this mean he'll be a virgin for life?


not unless the doctors can save him.

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: whistledog on 05/12/11 at 12:55 pm


But what if the doctor comes in drunk and sews the new nutsack to his forehead?  :o :o :o



Then the kid would be a dick head :D

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Foo Bar on 05/12/11 at 9:36 pm

And on tonight's episode of "Ow! My Balls!"


He could have a balls transplant,I mean he would have to wait for a guy to die and get that nutsack from him.


Killing two birds with one stone?  

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/epic-fail-photos-jumping-fail.gif

Or two dead dudes with four unsalvageable stones, as the case may be?

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 05/12/11 at 11:05 pm

Ultimate FAIL has devolved into another "Ow my nuts" thread!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy8ahlzrgrs

:-\\

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Foo Bar on 05/12/11 at 11:22 pm


Ultimate FAIL has devolved into another "Ow my nuts" thread!


Shall we play a game?

FymKHWnmkSo

Ow! My Balls! The Game! is real. The only winning move is to swallow your pride and play anyway.

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Howard on 05/13/11 at 6:24 am


Then the kid would be a dick head :D


;D

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Howard on 05/13/11 at 6:26 am


Ultimate FAIL has devolved into another "Ow my nuts" thread!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy8ahlzrgrs

:-\\


That didn't hurt.

Subject: Re: Here's the ultimate FAIL (NSFW)

Written By: Howard on 05/13/11 at 6:28 am


Shall we play a game?

FymKHWnmkSo

Ow! My Balls! The Game! is real. The only winning move is to swallow your pride and play anyway.


That game must be really funny.  ;D

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