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Subject: Super Version of Gonorrhoea Discovered
Written By: LyricBoy on 07/11/11 at 7:14 pm
There's a new pathogen in town and it ain't your father's gonorrhoea. :-http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/07/11/us-gonorrhoea-superbug-idUSTRE76A0YO20110711
Apparently this bug is resistant to all present antibiotics. Be careful out there, folks... :-X
Subject: Re: Super Version of Gonorrhoea Discovered
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/11/11 at 9:22 pm
Never had the clap myself, but folks who have tell me it's utterly miserable. It won't kill you like AIDS, but it hurts like the devil and makes you drip green pus from your wang.
Now you tell me it WON'T just clear up in a few days, Doc?
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Subject: Re: Super Version of Gonorrhoea Discovered
Written By: Foo Bar on 07/11/11 at 11:40 pm
Apparently this bug is resistant to all present antibiotics. Be careful out there, folks... :-X
So you just put your dick in and it explodes?
Didn't we go through this in 1983? (Warning: Link to video of Eddie Murphy back when he was funny. SFW video, we-didnt-know-any-better biology, but deliriously NSFW audio.)
Subject: Re: Super Version of Gonorrhoea Discovered
Written By: Stig on 07/12/11 at 12:41 am
There's a new pathogen in town and it ain't your father's gonorrhoea. :-http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/07/11/us-gonorrhoea-superbug-idUSTRE76A0YO20110711
Apparently this bug is resistant to all present antibiotics. Be careful out there, folks... :-X
I wish Lebron or Kobe find it, fast
Subject: Re: Super Version of Gonorrhoea Discovered
Written By: LyricBoy on 07/12/11 at 6:03 am
I did a little web research. Apparently there is a drug resistant version of syph going around too. :o
Subject: Re: Super Version of Gonorrhoea Discovered
Written By: Howard on 07/12/11 at 6:41 am
I don't think I'll have sex for quite a long time.
Subject: Re: Super Version of Gonorrhoea Discovered
Written By: Howard on 07/12/11 at 6:42 am
Never had the clap myself, but folks who have tell me it's utterly miserable. It won't kill you like AIDS, but it hurts like the devil and makes you drip green pus from your wang.
Now you tell me it WON'T just clear up in a few days, Doc?
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/crying.gif
green pus? :o
Subject: Re: Super Version of Gonorrhoea Discovered
Written By: LyricBoy on 07/12/11 at 7:00 pm
green pus? :o
With one "s". ;D
Subject: Re: Super Version of Gonorrhoea Discovered
Written By: Howard on 07/12/11 at 7:30 pm
I would like white stuff to splooge out but green? :P
Subject: Re: Super Version of Gonorrhoea Discovered
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/12/11 at 7:39 pm
green pus? :o
Well, green-ish discharge.
8-P
So you just put your dick in and it explodes?
Didn't we go through this in 1983? (Warning: Link to video of Eddie Murphy back when he was funny. SFW video, we-didnt-know-any-better biology, but deliriously NSFW audio.)
You're experiencing a burning sensation, sir?
No, flames!
I did a little web research. Apparently there is a drug resistant version of syph going around too. :o
Tertiary syphilis can kill you. It might take twenty years for it to eat away at your brain and your soft tissues, but it'll kill you if you don't treat it. Drug-resistant syphilis sounds could be a total nightmare. Syphilis used to be like AIDS before penicillin.
:o
Subject: Re: Super Version of Gonorrhoea Discovered
Written By: LyricBoy on 07/12/11 at 8:00 pm
I would like white stuff to splooge out but green? :P
It's not easy being green. :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco
Subject: Re: Super Version of Gonorrhoea Discovered
Written By: Step-chan on 07/12/11 at 9:22 pm
So what Eddie Murphy said in RAW finally happened....
"So doctor... what does it mean when fire shoot out your ****?"
Subject: Re: Super Version of Gonorrhoea Discovered
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/12/11 at 11:20 pm
Be careful and get yourself checked was my philosophy from the start after seeing this photo when I was ten.
Caution disturbing medical photograph:
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f149/278802d1307504698-syphilis-part-2-syphilis.jpg
Anthony Wisdom: A Colour Atlas of Sexually Transmitted Diseases (Mosby, circa 1972)
Gave me nightmares for weeks. I was an impressionable boy and something about that moribund tertiary syphilis patient, disfigured, gummatous, nose and gums rotted away, near-dead eyes staring straight up crept into the recesses of my H.P. Lovecraftian consciousness!!!!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/05/freak6.gif