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Subject: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/12/11 at 7:17 pm

I'm pretty sure that this guy had it worse.

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Dagwood on 07/12/11 at 7:17 pm

That story made me cringe. 

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Howard on 07/12/11 at 7:29 pm

Did the guy find his penis? ???

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Dagwood on 07/12/11 at 7:55 pm


Did the guy find his penis? ???


Did you not read the story?  I know, silly question, of course you didn't.  She ground it up in the garbage disposal.

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/12/11 at 7:58 pm

I bet that left a mark...  :-X

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/12/11 at 8:08 pm

Pecker, I mean Becker was too humane.

I would have put his weenie in the garbage disposal and dared him to try and fish it out!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/nervous.gif

At least Loreena Bobbitt had the decency to throw her husband's junk in a vacant lot!

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Howard on 07/12/11 at 8:11 pm


Did you not read the story?  I know, silly question, of course you didn't.  She ground it up in the garbage disposal.


Ew that's cringe-worthy. 8-P

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/12/11 at 8:24 pm


Did the guy find his penis? ???


He found it missing.

Hopefully he can get a transplant.  :-\\

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/12/11 at 8:30 pm


He found it missing.

Hopefully he can get a transplant.  :-\\


Take him down to the showroom!
8)

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: 80sfan on 07/12/11 at 9:06 pm

I heard she cut it off because he was being a dick! ;D

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: snozberries on 07/12/11 at 9:24 pm


I heard she cut it off because he was being a dick! ;D

;D

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: 80sfan on 07/12/11 at 9:31 pm


;D



Oh I went there.  :( :D

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: snozberries on 07/12/11 at 9:32 pm


Oh I went there.  :( :D


I would've if you hadn't.

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: snozberries on 07/12/11 at 9:35 pm


He found it missing.

Hopefully he can get a transplant.  :-\\


JWB got one (or a reattachment or something) I saw his "flick" and if he moved his pre-Lorena package the same way he did his post-Lorena package no wonder she cut it off.  Dude had zero skills  ::)

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: 80sfan on 07/12/11 at 9:38 pm

Man, to be honest this story is just brutal!  8-P

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: 2kidsami on 07/12/11 at 9:40 pm

LOL - I don't think her husband will be "estranged" any longer ::)

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: snozberries on 07/12/11 at 9:42 pm


Did you not read the story?  I know, silly question, of course you didn't.  She ground it up in the garbage disposal.


Story?  Hell the answer was right there in the title of the article!!!

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: snozberries on 07/12/11 at 9:43 pm


LOL - I don't think her husband will be "estranged" any longer ::)

Nightengale said a database search showed no previous calls to the house for any past problems. He didn't know what kind of food the couple ate for dinner.


I'm guessing Beenies & Weenies  :D

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: 2kidsami on 07/12/11 at 9:51 pm


Nightengale said a database search showed no previous calls to the house for any past problems. He didn't know what kind of food the couple ate for dinner.


I'm guessing Beenies & Weenies  :D
well they don't say "how much" she cut off... So they possibly can still dine on cocktail wienies!  :D

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Dagwood on 07/12/11 at 9:58 pm

;D ;D ;D  You guys are killing me.

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: snozberries on 07/12/11 at 10:09 pm


well they don't say "how much" she cut off... So they possibly can still dine on cocktail wienies!  :D


;D

corn dogs?

hmmmm she did put it thru the disposal.. what can you make from ground meat? oh yeah... meat balls!  ;D

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: 2kidsami on 07/12/11 at 10:14 pm


;D

corn dogs?

hmmmm she did put it thru the disposal.. what can you make from ground meat? oh yeah... meat balls!  ;D
Vienna sausages???

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: snozberries on 07/12/11 at 10:25 pm


Vienna sausages???



mmmmm sausage!!!

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: snozberries on 07/12/11 at 10:29 pm



for the record....most women....well reasonable, sane women don't go cutting off a man's junk for no reason so he's either abusive or he was cheating on her..... either way she's totally justified!


SOLIDARITY SISTER!!!!  8)

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Dagwood on 07/12/11 at 10:45 pm


;D

hmmmm she did put it thru the disposal.. what can you make from ground meat? oh yeah... meat balls!  ;D



;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Okay, it is official.  I now owe you a karma a day for freaking ever

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: snozberries on 07/12/11 at 10:52 pm



;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Okay, it is official.  I now owe you a karma a day for freaking ever


;D

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/12/11 at 11:09 pm



for the record....most women....well reasonable, sane women don't go cutting off a man's junk for no reason so he's either abusive or he was cheating on her..... either way she's totally justified!



I don't like the odds I'm getting mine insured for the....full extent!  :-[

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/13/11 at 12:09 am


Oh I went there.  :( :D


No you didn't.

byDiILrNbM4

I went there.

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: 80sfan on 07/13/11 at 12:26 am


No you didn't.

byDiILrNbM4

I went there.


Yes you did, yes you did.  :)

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Howard on 07/13/11 at 6:31 am


He found it missing.

Hopefully he can get a transplant.  :-\\


He should report it to the police a missing penis. ;D

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Howard on 07/13/11 at 6:32 am


Take him down to the showroom!
8)


Let a woman do it!  ;)

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Howard on 07/13/11 at 6:33 am


Nightengale said a database search showed no previous calls to the house for any past problems. He didn't know what kind of food the couple ate for dinner.


I'm guessing Beenies & Weenies  :D



;D

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Howard on 07/13/11 at 6:35 am


Vienna sausages???


too small.

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Howard on 07/13/11 at 6:35 am



for the record....most women....well reasonable, sane women don't go cutting off a man's junk for no reason so he's either abusive or he was cheating on her..... either way she's totally justified!


SOLIDARITY SISTER!!!!  8)


Then I'd cut off her boobs! :P

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: 2kidsami on 07/13/11 at 10:54 am


Nightengale said a database search showed no previous calls to the house for any past problems. He didn't know what kind of food the couple ate for dinner.


I'm guessing Beenies & Weenies  :D
BTW - today is National Beans and Franks Day.... (as well as Nat. French Fry Day)

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: snozberries on 07/13/11 at 11:14 am


He should report it to the police a missing penis. ;D


It's not missing Howard. It was ground up in the garbage disposal so he knows where it is.

Secondly, after she cut it off and ground it up, she called the police herself.

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: snozberries on 07/13/11 at 11:15 am


Then I'd cut off her boobs! :P


And store them in a cooler for future use ???

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: snozberries on 07/13/11 at 11:23 am


BTW - today is National Beans and Franks Day.... (as well as Nat. French Fry Day)



I couldn't use the clip from the film I really wanted to use  ;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T283d84kz-k

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/13/11 at 6:17 pm


It's not missing Howard. It was ground up in the garbage disposal so he knows where it is.

Secondly, after she cut it off and ground it up, she called the police herself.


And he's missing it!
:(

I wonder if there's such a thing as phantom wood?

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: snozberries on 07/13/11 at 6:18 pm


And he's missing it!
:(

I wonder if there's such a thing as phantom wood?



touche.....  ;D

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 07/13/11 at 6:29 pm



for the record....most women....well reasonable, sane women don't go cutting off a man's junk for no reason so he's either abusive or he was cheating on her..... either way she's totally justified!


SOLIDARITY SISTER!!!!  8)


Who's to say she was reasonable and sane? She may just as easily be an extremely cruel, cold-hearted, psychopathic bitch. Really, that's the worst thing you could do to a man short of killing him.

Never, ever thought I was gonna have do do this, but I'm afraid I gotta fudge you for that.

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: snozberries on 07/13/11 at 6:33 pm


Who's to say she was reasonable and sane? She may just as easily be an extremely cruel, cold-hearted, psychopathic bitch. Really, that's the worst thing you could do to a man short of killing him.

Never, ever thought I was gonna have do do this, but I'm afraid I gotta fudge you for that.



fudge away Al....I'm saying no matter how crazy that bitch might be women just don't go for the penis without reason.... it's not in our nature...sane or insane.... 

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: snozberries on 07/13/11 at 7:08 pm


there's a reason why Extremities is one of my favorite movies!


Where is it you like me to touch you again? Remind me...... oh wait... now I remember!  ;D

(8:45 minutes into the clip)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxaqiyHlI9k&feature=related

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Howard on 07/13/11 at 7:27 pm


BTW - today is National Beans and Franks Day.... (as well as Nat. French Fry Day)


sounds delicious.

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Howard on 07/13/11 at 7:28 pm


It's not missing Howard. It was ground up in the garbage disposal so he knows where it is.

Secondly, after she cut it off and ground it up, she called the police herself.


guys whatever you do don't mess withe woman and always take care of your weenie.

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Howard on 07/13/11 at 7:28 pm


And store them in a cooler for future use ???



I wouldn't know where else I would store them? in my closet? ???

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Howard on 07/13/11 at 7:30 pm


And he's missing it!
:(

I wonder if there's such a thing as phantom wood?


just imagine telling the police you want to report a missing penis? They'd think you're crazy.

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Howard on 07/13/11 at 7:31 pm



fudge away Al....I'm saying no matter how crazy that bitch might be women just don't go for the penis without reason.... it's not in our nature...sane or insane.... 



but why would they want to cut off our reproductive organ?  :(

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/13/11 at 7:59 pm



fudge away Al....I'm saying no matter how crazy that bitch might be women just don't go for the penis without reason.... it's not in our nature...sane or insane....  


I gotta go with Al, here.  I don't think you want to climb into bed with Catherine Kieu -- figuratively or literally.  Women are capable of incalculable cruelty.  Consider Elizabeth Bathory, the Bloody Countess from Hungary.  Consider Margaret Thatcher, former British PM, one of the most cold-hearted people on the face of the earth.  Consider Aileen Wuornos, female serial killer from Florida.  Consider Ilse Koch, an SS concentration camp guard, the so-called "Bitch of Buchenwald."  Whether nature or nurture, women can be just as savage as men.  

Men commit the vast majority of violent crime but women are just as capable.  If they are at a disadvantage in muscle, the make up for it in craft.  In fact, poisoning is the preferred method of murderous women.  Kieu poisoned her husband before mutilating him.  

If Kieu was fending off a physical attack, I'd be more sympathetic to the dismemberment.  Poisoning her husband and cutting off his penis when he was knocked out is an act of fiendish sadism.  If she was trying to escape an abusive spouse, she could have split when he fell asleep.  She could have murdered him too.  The fact that she severed his johnson and destroyed it speaks to diabolical intentions.

The DA's office says it's the worst thing you can do to a man short of killing him.  Some guys would sooner die.  Hubby says it's a "private matter."
:-\\

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Milkof1996 on 07/13/11 at 7:59 pm

Just be happy she didn't eat the Penis like that one man in Germany... 8-P

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Howard on 07/14/11 at 6:58 am


Just be happy she didn't eat the Penis like that one man in Germany... 8-P


or mold it into chocolate.  ;D

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: snozberries on 07/14/11 at 4:47 pm


I gotta go with Al, here.  I don't think you want to climb into bed with Catherine Kieu -- figuratively or literally.  Women are capable of incalculable cruelty.  Consider Elizabeth Bathory, the Bloody Countess from Hungary.  Consider Margaret Thatcher, former British PM, one of the most cold-hearted people on the face of the earth.  Consider Aileen Wuornos, female serial killer from Florida.  Consider Ilse Koch, an SS concentration camp guard, the so-called "Bitch of Buchenwald."  Whether nature or nurture, women can be just as savage as men.  

Men commit the vast majority of violent crime but women are just as capable.  If they are at a disadvantage in muscle, the make up for it in craft.  In fact, poisoning is the preferred method of murderous women.  Kieu poisoned her husband before mutilating him.  

If Kieu was fending off a physical attack, I'd be more sympathetic to the dismemberment.  Poisoning her husband and cutting off his penis when he was knocked out is an act of fiendish sadism.  If she was trying to escape an abusive spouse, she could have split when he fell asleep.  She could have murdered him too.  The fact that she severed his johnson and destroyed it speaks to diabolical intentions.

The DA's office says it's the worst thing you can do to a man short of killing him.  Some guys would sooner die.  Hubby says it's a "private matter."
:-\\

update



if she killed him it'd be one thing but she dismembered him, ground it up and then called 911.....she was strictly looking for revenge for something he did... she wasn't running from the crime or trying to cover it up....therefore.... I say he did something that really, really pissed her off..... and he paid for it...right or wrong it is what it is...



the update is a bad link.... tell us what it was...

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/14/11 at 6:26 pm



if she killed him it'd be one thing but she dismembered him, ground it up and then called 911.....she was strictly looking for revenge for something he did... she wasn't running from the crime or trying to cover it up....therefore.... I say he did something that really, really pissed her off..... and he paid for it...right or wrong it is what it is...



the update is a bad link.... tell us what it was...


Oh, not much other than that she was arraigned and denied bail.

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/14/11 at 6:41 pm

And then, there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner
And when he finally came to
He found that Mr. Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it
It'd always just been there



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU95v23MQ4c



Cat



Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 07/14/11 at 7:28 pm


I gotta go with Al, here.  I don't think you want to climb into bed with Catherine Kieu -- figuratively or literally.  Women are capable of incalculable cruelty.  Consider Elizabeth Bathory, the Bloody Countess from Hungary.  Consider Margaret Thatcher, former British PM, one of the most cold-hearted people on the face of the earth.  Consider Aileen Wuornos, female serial killer from Florida.  Consider Ilse Koch, an SS concentration camp guard, the so-called "Bitch of Buchenwald."  Whether nature or nurture, women can be just as savage as men.  

Men commit the vast majority of violent crime but women are just as capable.  If they are at a disadvantage in muscle, the make up for it in craft.  In fact, poisoning is the preferred method of murderous women.  Kieu poisoned her husband before mutilating him.  

If Kieu was fending off a physical attack, I'd be more sympathetic to the dismemberment.  Poisoning her husband and cutting off his penis when he was knocked out is an act of fiendish sadism.  If she was trying to escape an abusive spouse, she could have split when he fell asleep.  She could have murdered him too.  The fact that she severed his johnson and destroyed it speaks to diabolical intentions.

The DA's office says it's the worst thing you can do to a man short of killing him.  Some guys would sooner die.  Hubby says it's a "private matter."
:-\\


+1 karma

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: 80sfan on 07/14/11 at 10:30 pm

Why would you cut off a guy's johnson?  ;D

Why didn't she just stab him in the leg or something? Or how about tie him up and give him a good beating with a baseball bat?

Jesus, people, anything but a guy's manhood!  ;D

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Brian06 on 07/14/11 at 10:50 pm

Man that's gotta hurt, poor dude.  :o

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: 80sfan on 07/14/11 at 10:56 pm


Man that's gotta hurt, poor dude.  :o


Ouch, eh?  :D

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/15/11 at 12:20 am


Ouch, eh?  :D


I hope that woman gets locked up for a long, long time!

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: 80sfan on 07/15/11 at 12:34 am


I hope that woman gets locked up for a long, long time!



I didn't read the article. Is she going to go to jail?

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/15/11 at 1:28 am


I didn't read the article. Is she going to go to jail?


Most likely.  Mutilation, dismemberment, assault with a deadly weapon, criminal mischief, aggravated assault, poisoning, disregard for human life, malice aforethought....
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/buck.gif

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Howard on 07/15/11 at 6:38 am


Why would you cut off a guy's johnson?  ;D

Why didn't she just stab him in the leg or something? Or how about tie him up and give him a good beating with a baseball bat?

Jesus, people, anything but a guy's manhood!  ;D


us guys we need our penises for god sakes!

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Howard on 07/15/11 at 6:39 am


Man that's gotta hurt, poor dude.  :o


of course It's gonna hurt,it sure in hell won't feel good.

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Howard on 07/15/11 at 6:40 am


I hope that woman gets locked up for a long, long time!



and gets a dildo waved in her face.

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: 80sfan on 07/15/11 at 9:48 am


us guys we need our penises for god sakes!


Yup, just like a girl needs her privates.  :(

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: snozberries on 07/15/11 at 11:29 am


Yup, just like a girl needs her privates.  :(


Naw we'd survive with em cuz at least we'd still have our brains  :P

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/15/11 at 11:49 am


Naw we'd survive with em cuz at least we'd still have our brains  :P



;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours.



Cat

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: 80sfan on 07/15/11 at 1:39 pm


Naw we'd survive with em cuz at least we'd still have our brains  :P


Man, can you guys 'cut it out'! Get it? Cut it out?  ;D

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 07/15/11 at 1:45 pm

This kind of freaked me out when I was a kid.  :o :o :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KcTCRSZBUU

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: snozberries on 07/15/11 at 2:30 pm


Man, can you guys 'cut it out'! Get it? Cut it out?  ;D

;D karma

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: snozberries on 07/15/11 at 2:31 pm



;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours.



Cat


I'm having the same problem.  ;)

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: 80sfan on 07/15/11 at 2:31 pm


;D karma



Back at ya!

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Howard on 07/15/11 at 7:35 pm


Yup, just like a girl needs her privates.  :(


then us guys wouldn't have anything to say hello to. ;D

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Howard on 07/15/11 at 7:35 pm


Naw we'd survive with em cuz at least we'd still have our brains  :P


think with your brains not your privates. ;D

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/15/11 at 8:17 pm


Naw we'd survive with em cuz at least we'd still have our brains  :P


We'd still have our brains, 'cept all we could think about is how crappy life is without a pecker!
:(

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/15/11 at 10:47 pm


mmmmm sausage!!!


http://media.techeblog.com/images/happy-hot-dog-man.jpg

Naaw, just hot dogs.

Women are capable of incalculable cruelty.  Consider Elizabeth Bathory, the Bloody Countess from Hungary.  


And the obligatory pop culture reference would be Clock DVA, The Sonology Of Sex II (Le Comtesse De Sang), but wasn't Liz more into chicks than dudes?


Why would you cut off a guy's johnson?  ;D


/gets on his high horse for a moment

Same "reason" abusive males kill their female partners: to prevent them from reproducing with anybody else.  Gotta destroy the village to save it.

In defense of the double standard, even I think it's funnier when women do it than when men do it.  

//steps off the horse and and shoots it like this!

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2703/3230/400/Man%20With%20No%20Penis.jpg

That's why!

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: 80sfan on 07/15/11 at 10:51 pm


http://media.techeblog.com/images/happy-hot-dog-man.jpg

Naaw, just hot dogs.

And the obligatory pop culture reference would be Clock DVA, The Sonology Of Sex II (Le Comtesse De Sang), but wasn't Liz more into chicks than dudes?

/gets on his high horse for a moment

Same "reason" abusive males kill their female partners: to prevent them from reproducing with anybody else.  Gotta destroy the village to save it.

In defense of the double standard, even I think it's funnier when women do it than when men do it.  

//steps off the horse and and shoots it like this!

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2703/3230/400/Man%20With%20No%20Penis.jpg

That's why!


Human nature can be brutal!  :o

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Howard on 07/16/11 at 6:53 am


We'd still have our brains, 'cept all we could think about is how crappy life is without a pecker!
:(


How would we pee then? ???

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: Howard on 07/16/11 at 6:54 am


http://media.techeblog.com/images/happy-hot-dog-man.jpg

Naaw, just hot dogs.

And the obligatory pop culture reference would be Clock DVA, The Sonology Of Sex II (Le Comtesse De Sang), but wasn't Liz more into chicks than dudes?

/gets on his high horse for a moment

Same "reason" abusive males kill their female partners: to prevent them from reproducing with anybody else.  Gotta destroy the village to save it.

In defense of the double standard, even I think it's funnier when women do it than when men do it.  

//steps off the horse and and shoots it like this!

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2703/3230/400/Man%20With%20No%20Penis.jpg

That's why!


That's gotta hurt.

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/16/11 at 11:21 am


How would we pee then? ???



Seating down.



Cat

Subject: Re: Any you thought that YOU had a bad day...

Written By: snozberries on 07/16/11 at 2:27 pm


How would we pee then? ???


Catheter?


In urinary catheterization ("cathing" for short), a latex, polyurethane or silicone tube known as a urinary catheter is inserted into a patient's bladder via his or her urethra. Catheterization allows the patient's urine to drain freely from the bladder for collection. It may be used to inject liquids used for treatment or diagnosis of bladder conditions. A clinician, often a nurse, usually performs the procedure; but self-catheterization is also possible. The catheter may be a permanent one (indwelling catheter), or an intermittent catheter removed after each catheterization.

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Written By: Howard on 07/16/11 at 7:37 pm



Seating down.



Cat


I've done that.

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Written By: Howard on 07/16/11 at 7:37 pm


Catheter?


In urinary catheterization ("cathing" for short), a latex, polyurethane or silicone tube known as a urinary catheter is inserted into a patient's bladder via his or her urethra. Catheterization allows the patient's urine to drain freely from the bladder for collection. It may be used to inject liquids used for treatment or diagnosis of bladder conditions. A clinician, often a nurse, usually performs the procedure; but self-catheterization is also possible. The catheter may be a permanent one (indwelling catheter), or an intermittent catheter removed after each catheterization.



Doesn't that hurt? ???

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Written By: snozberries on 07/16/11 at 7:40 pm


Doesn't that hurt? ???


I think not being able to pee hurts more

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Written By: Howard on 07/16/11 at 7:58 pm


I think not being able to pee hurts more


or trying to hold it in,I already know how that feels holding it in on a Summer day waiting for the bus and going home.

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Written By: Foo Bar on 07/16/11 at 8:05 pm


Catheter?


Pretty much, along with some clever surgery.

Here's how they do it.

Wait.  Who's Cathy, and who'd she hit? :)

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Written By: snozberries on 07/16/11 at 8:31 pm


or trying to hold it in,I already know how that feels holding it in on a Summer day waiting for the bus and going home.


You didn't make it you ended up peeing in your yard or on your house or something.

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Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/16/11 at 9:15 pm



And the obligatory pop culture reference would be Clock DVA, The Sonology Of Sex II (Le Comtesse De Sang), but wasn't Liz more into chicks than dudes?



The blood of young female virgins is wonderful skin cream, and the Countess could never have enough of a good thing!
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Karma for Clock DVA, but I think Henry Rollins is in order:

MEN ARE PIGS!

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Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/16/11 at 9:18 pm


How would we pee then? ???


Very awkwardly?
???

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Written By: Howard on 07/17/11 at 7:09 am


You didn't make it you ended up peeing in your yard or on your house or something.


couldn't hold it in any longer,my bladder was in major pain. :(

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Written By: Howard on 07/17/11 at 7:11 am


Very awkwardly?
???


But we'd have no wee wees. ::)

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Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/18/11 at 12:01 am


But we'd have no wee wees. ::)


Okay, this is turning into an Adam Sandler script.  I'm bailing!
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Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 07/18/11 at 3:57 pm

They totally need to do this on "Will It Blend?"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC8Zvl-8ziA

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