I'm pretty sure that this guy had it worse.

That story made me cringe. 

Did the guy find his penis? ???

Did the guy find his penis? ???


Did you not read the story?  I know, silly question, of course you didn't.  She ground it up in the garbage disposal.

I bet that left a mark...  :-X

Pecker, I mean Becker was too humane.

I would have put his weenie in the garbage disposal and dared him to try and fish it out!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/nervous.gif

At least Loreena Bobbitt had the decency to throw her husband's junk in a vacant lot!

Did you not read the story?  I know, silly question, of course you didn't.  She ground it up in the garbage disposal.


Ew that's cringe-worthy. 8-P

Did the guy find his penis? ???


He found it missing.

Hopefully he can get a transplant.  :-\\

He found it missing.

Hopefully he can get a transplant.  :-\\


Take him down to the showroom!
8)

I heard she cut it off because he was being a dick! ;D

I heard she cut it off because he was being a dick! ;D

;D

;D



Oh I went there.  :( :D

Oh I went there.  :( :D


I would've if you hadn't.

He found it missing.

Hopefully he can get a transplant.  :-\\


JWB got one (or a reattachment or something) I saw his "flick" and if he moved his pre-Lorena package the same way he did his post-Lorena package no wonder she cut it off.  Dude had zero skills  ::)

Man, to be honest this story is just brutal!  8-P

LOL - I don't think her husband will be "estranged" any longer ::)

Did you not read the story?  I know, silly question, of course you didn't.  She ground it up in the garbage disposal.


Story?  Hell the answer was right there in the title of the article!!!

LOL - I don't think her husband will be "estranged" any longer ::)

Nightengale said a database search showed no previous calls to the house for any past problems. He didn't know what kind of food the couple ate for dinner.


I'm guessing Beenies & Weenies  :D

Nightengale said a database search showed no previous calls to the house for any past problems. He didn't know what kind of food the couple ate for dinner.


I'm guessing Beenies & Weenies  :D
well they don't say "how much" she cut off... So they possibly can still dine on cocktail wienies!  :D

;D ;D ;D  You guys are killing me.

well they don't say "how much" she cut off... So they possibly can still dine on cocktail wienies!  :D


;D

corn dogs?

hmmmm she did put it thru the disposal.. what can you make from ground meat? oh yeah... meat balls!  ;D

;D

corn dogs?

hmmmm she did put it thru the disposal.. what can you make from ground meat? oh yeah... meat balls!  ;D
Vienna sausages???

Vienna sausages???



mmmmm sausage!!!

for the record....most women....well reasonable, sane women don't go cutting off a man's junk for no reason so he's either abusive or he was cheating on her..... either way she's totally justified!


SOLIDARITY SISTER!!!!  8)

;D

hmmmm she did put it thru the disposal.. what can you make from ground meat? oh yeah... meat balls!  ;D



;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Okay, it is official.  I now owe you a karma a day for freaking ever

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Okay, it is official.  I now owe you a karma a day for freaking ever


;D

for the record....most women....well reasonable, sane women don't go cutting off a man's junk for no reason so he's either abusive or he was cheating on her..... either way she's totally justified!



I don't like the odds I'm getting mine insured for the....full extent!  :-[

Oh I went there.  :( :D


No you didn't.

byDiILrNbM4

I went there.

No you didn't.

byDiILrNbM4

I went there.


Yes you did, yes you did.  :)

He found it missing.

Hopefully he can get a transplant.  :-\\


He should report it to the police a missing penis. ;D

Take him down to the showroom!
8)


Let a woman do it!  ;)

Nightengale said a database search showed no previous calls to the house for any past problems. He didn't know what kind of food the couple ate for dinner.


I'm guessing Beenies & Weenies  :D



;D

Vienna sausages???


too small.

for the record....most women....well reasonable, sane women don't go cutting off a man's junk for no reason so he's either abusive or he was cheating on her..... either way she's totally justified!


SOLIDARITY SISTER!!!!  8)


Then I'd cut off her boobs! :P

Nightengale said a database search showed no previous calls to the house for any past problems. He didn't know what kind of food the couple ate for dinner.


I'm guessing Beenies & Weenies  :D
BTW - today is National Beans and Franks Day.... (as well as Nat. French Fry Day)

He should report it to the police a missing penis. ;D


It's not missing Howard. It was ground up in the garbage disposal so he knows where it is.

Secondly, after she cut it off and ground it up, she called the police herself.

Then I'd cut off her boobs! :P


And store them in a cooler for future use ???

BTW - today is National Beans and Franks Day.... (as well as Nat. French Fry Day)



I couldn't use the clip from the film I really wanted to use  ;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T283d84kz-k

It's not missing Howard. It was ground up in the garbage disposal so he knows where it is.

Secondly, after she cut it off and ground it up, she called the police herself.


And he's missing it!
:(

I wonder if there's such a thing as phantom wood?

And he's missing it!
:(

I wonder if there's such a thing as phantom wood?



touche.....  ;D

for the record....most women....well reasonable, sane women don't go cutting off a man's junk for no reason so he's either abusive or he was cheating on her..... either way she's totally justified!


SOLIDARITY SISTER!!!!  8)


Who's to say she was reasonable and sane? She may just as easily be an extremely cruel, cold-hearted, psychopathic bitch. Really, that's the worst thing you could do to a man short of killing him.

Never, ever thought I was gonna have do do this, but I'm afraid I gotta fudge you for that.

Who's to say she was reasonable and sane? She may just as easily be an extremely cruel, cold-hearted, psychopathic bitch. Really, that's the worst thing you could do to a man short of killing him.

Never, ever thought I was gonna have do do this, but I'm afraid I gotta fudge you for that.



fudge away Al....I'm saying no matter how crazy that bitch might be women just don't go for the penis without reason.... it's not in our nature...sane or insane.... 

there's a reason why Extremities is one of my favorite movies!


Where is it you like me to touch you again? Remind me...... oh wait... now I remember!  ;D

(8:45 minutes into the clip)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxaqiyHlI9k&feature=related

BTW - today is National Beans and Franks Day.... (as well as Nat. French Fry Day)


sounds delicious.

It's not missing Howard. It was ground up in the garbage disposal so he knows where it is.

Secondly, after she cut it off and ground it up, she called the police herself.


guys whatever you do don't mess withe woman and always take care of your weenie.

And store them in a cooler for future use ???



I wouldn't know where else I would store them? in my closet? ???

And he's missing it!
:(

I wonder if there's such a thing as phantom wood?


just imagine telling the police you want to report a missing penis? They'd think you're crazy.

fudge away Al....I'm saying no matter how crazy that bitch might be women just don't go for the penis without reason.... it's not in our nature...sane or insane.... 



but why would they want to cut off our reproductive organ?  :(

fudge away Al....I'm saying no matter how crazy that bitch might be women just don't go for the penis without reason.... it's not in our nature...sane or insane....  


I gotta go with Al, here.  I don't think you want to climb into bed with Catherine Kieu -- figuratively or literally.  Women are capable of incalculable cruelty.  Consider Elizabeth Bathory, the Bloody Countess from Hungary.  Consider Margaret Thatcher, former British PM, one of the most cold-hearted people on the face of the earth.  Consider Aileen Wuornos, female serial killer from Florida.  Consider Ilse Koch, an SS concentration camp guard, the so-called "Bitch of Buchenwald."  Whether nature or nurture, women can be just as savage as men.  

Men commit the vast majority of violent crime but women are just as capable.  If they are at a disadvantage in muscle, the make up for it in craft.  In fact, poisoning is the preferred method of murderous women.  Kieu poisoned her husband before mutilating him.  

If Kieu was fending off a physical attack, I'd be more sympathetic to the dismemberment.  Poisoning her husband and cutting off his penis when he was knocked out is an act of fiendish sadism.  If she was trying to escape an abusive spouse, she could have split when he fell asleep.  She could have murdered him too.  The fact that she severed his johnson and destroyed it speaks to diabolical intentions.

The DA's office says it's the worst thing you can do to a man short of killing him.  Some guys would sooner die.  Hubby says it's a "private matter."
:-\\

Just be happy she didn't eat the Penis like that one man in Germany... 8-P

Just be happy she didn't eat the Penis like that one man in Germany... 8-P


or mold it into chocolate.  ;D

I gotta go with Al, here.  I don't think you want to climb into bed with Catherine Kieu -- figuratively or literally.  Women are capable of incalculable cruelty.  Consider Elizabeth Bathory, the Bloody Countess from Hungary.  Consider Margaret Thatcher, former British PM, one of the most cold-hearted people on the face of the earth.  Consider Aileen Wuornos, female serial killer from Florida.  Consider Ilse Koch, an SS concentration camp guard, the so-called "Bitch of Buchenwald."  Whether nature or nurture, women can be just as savage as men.  

Men commit the vast majority of violent crime but women are just as capable.  If they are at a disadvantage in muscle, the make up for it in craft.  In fact, poisoning is the preferred method of murderous women.  Kieu poisoned her husband before mutilating him.  

If Kieu was fending off a physical attack, I'd be more sympathetic to the dismemberment.  Poisoning her husband and cutting off his penis when he was knocked out is an act of fiendish sadism.  If she was trying to escape an abusive spouse, she could have split when he fell asleep.  She could have murdered him too.  The fact that she severed his johnson and destroyed it speaks to diabolical intentions.

The DA's office says it's the worst thing you can do to a man short of killing him.  Some guys would sooner die.  Hubby says it's a "private matter."
:-\\

update



if she killed him it'd be one thing but she dismembered him, ground it up and then called 911.....she was strictly looking for revenge for something he did... she wasn't running from the crime or trying to cover it up....therefore.... I say he did something that really, really pissed her off..... and he paid for it...right or wrong it is what it is...



the update is a bad link.... tell us what it was...

if she killed him it'd be one thing but she dismembered him, ground it up and then called 911.....she was strictly looking for revenge for something he did... she wasn't running from the crime or trying to cover it up....therefore.... I say he did something that really, really pissed her off..... and he paid for it...right or wrong it is what it is...



the update is a bad link.... tell us what it was...


Oh, not much other than that she was arraigned and denied bail.

And then, there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner
And when he finally came to
He found that Mr. Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it
It'd always just been there


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU95v23MQ4c



Cat

I gotta go with Al, here.  I don't think you want to climb into bed with Catherine Kieu -- figuratively or literally.  Women are capable of incalculable cruelty.  Consider Elizabeth Bathory, the Bloody Countess from Hungary.  Consider Margaret Thatcher, former British PM, one of the most cold-hearted people on the face of the earth.  Consider Aileen Wuornos, female serial killer from Florida.  Consider Ilse Koch, an SS concentration camp guard, the so-called "Bitch of Buchenwald."  Whether nature or nurture, women can be just as savage as men.  

Men commit the vast majority of violent crime but women are just as capable.  If they are at a disadvantage in muscle, the make up for it in craft.  In fact, poisoning is the preferred method of murderous women.  Kieu poisoned her husband before mutilating him.  

If Kieu was fending off a physical attack, I'd be more sympathetic to the dismemberment.  Poisoning her husband and cutting off his penis when he was knocked out is an act of fiendish sadism.  If she was trying to escape an abusive spouse, she could have split when he fell asleep.  She could have murdered him too.  The fact that she severed his johnson and destroyed it speaks to diabolical intentions.

The DA's office says it's the worst thing you can do to a man short of killing him.  Some guys would sooner die.  Hubby says it's a "private matter."
:-\\


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Why would you cut off a guy's johnson?  ;D

Why didn't she just stab him in the leg or something? Or how about tie him up and give him a good beating with a baseball bat?

Jesus, people, anything but a guy's manhood!  ;D

Man that's gotta hurt, poor dude.  :o

Man that's gotta hurt, poor dude.  :o


Ouch, eh?  :D

Ouch, eh?  :D


I hope that woman gets locked up for a long, long time!

I hope that woman gets locked up for a long, long time!



I didn't read the article. Is she going to go to jail?

I didn't read the article. Is she going to go to jail?


Most likely.  Mutilation, dismemberment, assault with a deadly weapon, criminal mischief, aggravated assault, poisoning, disregard for human life, malice aforethought....
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Why would you cut off a guy's johnson?  ;D

Why didn't she just stab him in the leg or something? Or how about tie him up and give him a good beating with a baseball bat?

Jesus, people, anything but a guy's manhood!  ;D


us guys we need our penises for god sakes!

Man that's gotta hurt, poor dude.  :o


of course It's gonna hurt,it sure in hell won't feel good.

I hope that woman gets locked up for a long, long time!



and gets a dildo waved in her face.

us guys we need our penises for god sakes!


Yup, just like a girl needs her privates.  :(

Yup, just like a girl needs her privates.  :(


Naw we'd survive with em cuz at least we'd still have our brains  :P

Naw we'd survive with em cuz at least we'd still have our brains  :P



;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours.



Cat

Naw we'd survive with em cuz at least we'd still have our brains  :P


Man, can you guys 'cut it out'! Get it? Cut it out?  ;D

This kind of freaked me out when I was a kid.  :o :o :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KcTCRSZBUU

Man, can you guys 'cut it out'! Get it? Cut it out?  ;D

;D karma

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 24 hours.



Cat


I'm having the same problem.  ;)

;D karma



Back at ya!

Yup, just like a girl needs her privates.  :(


then us guys wouldn't have anything to say hello to. ;D

Naw we'd survive with em cuz at least we'd still have our brains  :P


think with your brains not your privates. ;D

Naw we'd survive with em cuz at least we'd still have our brains  :P


We'd still have our brains, 'cept all we could think about is how crappy life is without a pecker!
:(

mmmmm sausage!!!


http://media.techeblog.com/images/happy-hot-dog-man.jpg

Naaw, just hot dogs.

Women are capable of incalculable cruelty.  Consider Elizabeth Bathory, the Bloody Countess from Hungary.  


And the obligatory pop culture reference would be Clock DVA, The Sonology Of Sex II (Le Comtesse De Sang), but wasn't Liz more into chicks than dudes?


Why would you cut off a guy's johnson?  ;D


/gets on his high horse for a moment

Same "reason" abusive males kill their female partners: to prevent them from reproducing with anybody else.  Gotta destroy the village to save it.

In defense of the double standard, even I think it's funnier when women do it than when men do it.  

//steps off the horse and and shoots it like this!

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2703/3230/400/Man%20With%20No%20Penis.jpg

That's why!

http://media.techeblog.com/images/happy-hot-dog-man.jpg

Naaw, just hot dogs.

And the obligatory pop culture reference would be Clock DVA, The Sonology Of Sex II (Le Comtesse De Sang), but wasn't Liz more into chicks than dudes?

/gets on his high horse for a moment

Same "reason" abusive males kill their female partners: to prevent them from reproducing with anybody else.  Gotta destroy the village to save it.

In defense of the double standard, even I think it's funnier when women do it than when men do it.  

//steps off the horse and and shoots it like this!

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2703/3230/400/Man%20With%20No%20Penis.jpg

That's why!


Human nature can be brutal!  :o

We'd still have our brains, 'cept all we could think about is how crappy life is without a pecker!
:(


How would we pee then? ???

http://media.techeblog.com/images/happy-hot-dog-man.jpg

Naaw, just hot dogs.

And the obligatory pop culture reference would be Clock DVA, The Sonology Of Sex II (Le Comtesse De Sang), but wasn't Liz more into chicks than dudes?

/gets on his high horse for a moment

Same "reason" abusive males kill their female partners: to prevent them from reproducing with anybody else.  Gotta destroy the village to save it.

In defense of the double standard, even I think it's funnier when women do it than when men do it.  

//steps off the horse and and shoots it like this!

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2703/3230/400/Man%20With%20No%20Penis.jpg

That's why!


That's gotta hurt.

How would we pee then? ???



Seating down.



Cat

How would we pee then? ???


Catheter?


In urinary catheterization ("cathing" for short), a latex, polyurethane or silicone tube known as a urinary catheter is inserted into a patient's bladder via his or her urethra. Catheterization allows the patient's urine to drain freely from the bladder for collection. It may be used to inject liquids used for treatment or diagnosis of bladder conditions. A clinician, often a nurse, usually performs the procedure; but self-catheterization is also possible. The catheter may be a permanent one (indwelling catheter), or an intermittent catheter removed after each catheterization.

Seating down.



Cat


I've done that.

Catheter?


In urinary catheterization ("cathing" for short), a latex, polyurethane or silicone tube known as a urinary catheter is inserted into a patient's bladder via his or her urethra. Catheterization allows the patient's urine to drain freely from the bladder for collection. It may be used to inject liquids used for treatment or diagnosis of bladder conditions. A clinician, often a nurse, usually performs the procedure; but self-catheterization is also possible. The catheter may be a permanent one (indwelling catheter), or an intermittent catheter removed after each catheterization.



Doesn't that hurt? ???

Doesn't that hurt? ???


I think not being able to pee hurts more

I think not being able to pee hurts more


or trying to hold it in,I already know how that feels holding it in on a Summer day waiting for the bus and going home.

Catheter?


Pretty much, along with some clever surgery.

Here's how they do it.

Wait.  Who's Cathy, and who'd she hit? :)

or trying to hold it in,I already know how that feels holding it in on a Summer day waiting for the bus and going home.


You didn't make it you ended up peeing in your yard or on your house or something.

And the obligatory pop culture reference would be Clock DVA, The Sonology Of Sex II (Le Comtesse De Sang), but wasn't Liz more into chicks than dudes?



The blood of young female virgins is wonderful skin cream, and the Countess could never have enough of a good thing!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/vampy.gif

Karma for Clock DVA, but I think Henry Rollins is in order:

MEN ARE PIGS!

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/couto.gif

How would we pee then? ???


Very awkwardly?
???

You didn't make it you ended up peeing in your yard or on your house or something.


couldn't hold it in any longer,my bladder was in major pain. :(

Very awkwardly?
???


But we'd have no wee wees. ::)

But we'd have no wee wees. ::)


Okay, this is turning into an Adam Sandler script.  I'm bailing!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/disgust.gif

They totally need to do this on "Will It Blend?"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC8Zvl-8ziA