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Subject: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/20/11 at 7:35 pm

I was watching Pawn Stars last night, and some dude came in wanting to pawn a piece of piercing jewelry called a 'Prince's Wand'.  Neither Seth, Ashley, or Les would even touch it.

Does anybody here have one, or know anybody who does? ???

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: whistledog on 07/20/11 at 8:48 pm

First of all, Les, Ashley and Seth are on Hardcore Pawn, not Pawn Stars :P

A Prince's Wand is a small long metal rod that is often connected to a Prince Albert, to basically decorate your penal area.  Why anyone would want one, let alone a Prince Albert is beyond me.  

A penis is for going to the bathroom, not for shoving metal things through it  8-P

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Jessica on 07/20/11 at 11:09 pm

 
A penis is for going to the bathroom, not for shoving metal things through it  8-P


Just for going to the bathroom? ;)

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/21/11 at 12:06 am


Just for going to the bathroom? ;)


Around here?  Yeah, pretty much.

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: whistledog on 07/21/11 at 12:55 am


Around here?  Yeah, pretty much.


Try telling that to Howard lol

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/21/11 at 6:19 am



A Prince's Wand is a small long metal rod that is often connected to a Prince Albert, to basically decorate your penal area.  Why anyone would want one, let alone a Prince Albert is beyond me.  



Sounds pretty penal to me!

He's got a Prince Albert, she's got a Princess Diana, and when they perform conjugal relations, they sound like a rusty truck on a corrugated road!
:D

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/21/11 at 6:58 am


Try telling that to Howard lol


or to my next girlfriend (that's if ever I start dating again) ::)

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/21/11 at 6:58 am


Sounds pretty penal to me!

He's got a Prince Albert, she's got a Princess Diana, and when they perform conjugal relations, they sound like a rusty truck on a corrugated road!
:D


;D

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/21/11 at 7:08 pm


First of all, Les, Ashley and Seth are on Hardcore Pawn, not Pawn Stars :P


Oops.   :-[

The cool part was that Les tried to get one of his guys to think it was some sort of metal whistle that you would blow through.  Dude did not take him up on the offer, but he did pick it up.  Once they told him what it was, he set it down and grabbed some hand sanitizer.   ;D ;D

Why the heck would anybody want to shove a hunk of metal up their schvantz?  8-P

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/21/11 at 7:41 pm



Why the heck would anybody want to shove a hunk of metal up their schvantz?  8-P


So's he can expose himself at the airport and not get in trouble?
???

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: ChuckyG on 07/21/11 at 8:23 pm


Why the heck would anybody want to shove a hunk of metal up their schvantz?  8-P


It's supposed to increase the number of exposed nerve endings or further stimulate their partner.  Or for show in environments where people would be nude such as gay communities or nudist groups.

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/22/11 at 6:42 am

Why the heck would anybody want to shove a hunk of metal up their schvantz?

For pleasure I guess. ???

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/22/11 at 6:43 am


So's he can expose himself at the airport and not get in trouble?
???


But what if those metal detectors go off? :D

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 07/22/11 at 4:25 pm

I saw that and was LMAO!!!  Interesting that the dude with the goatee (his name is escaping me right now) knew EXACTLY what it was as soon as he saw it ???

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/22/11 at 6:56 pm


So's he can expose himself at the airport and not get in trouble?
???


Hadn't thought of that.

Airport TSA Dude (menacingly): "Mr Smart, I said remove ALL metal objects from your pants."

Max: "No problem officer, I'll be happy to comply.  Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippp!!!"

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/22/11 at 9:35 pm


Hadn't thought of that.

Airport TSA Dude (menacingly): "Mr Smart, I said remove ALL metal objects from your pants."

Max: "No problem officer, I'll be happy to comply.  Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippp!!!"



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9tAQZInm5Q

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/23/11 at 8:10 am


Hadn't thought of that.

Airport TSA Dude (menacingly): "Mr Smart, I said remove ALL metal objects from your pants."

Max: "No problem officer, I'll be happy to comply.  Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippp!!!"



;D

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 07/23/11 at 6:39 pm


Hadn't thought of that.

Airport TSA Dude (menacingly): "Mr Smart, I said remove ALL metal objects from your pants."

Max: "No problem officer, I'll be happy to comply.  Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippp!!!"

Or, the alternative...
Max, is that a Prince Albert's Wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? ;)


BTW, how did it get the name "Prince ALBERT's wand"???


**goes off to google origin**

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 07/23/11 at 6:44 pm

Okay....supposedly, Queen Victoria's husband Albert had one of these in order to keep his extraordinarily large penis under control in his pants....good to know just in case it comes up in casual conversation ;D

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Dagwood on 07/23/11 at 7:03 pm


Okay....supposedly, Queen Victoria's husband Albert had one of these in order to keep his extraordinarily large penis under control in his pants....good to know just in case it comes up in casual conversation ;D


Karma for daring to google that. ;D

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: whistledog on 07/23/11 at 7:09 pm


Okay....supposedly, Queen Victoria's husband Albert had one of these in order to keep his extraordinarily large penis under control in his pants....good to know just in case it comes up in casual conversation ;D


You never know if you ever go on Jeopardy, and that comes up as an answer lol

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/23/11 at 7:12 pm


You never know if you ever go on Jeopardy, and that comes up as an answer lol


Are you allowed to say penis on Jeopardy?

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/23/11 at 7:13 pm


Okay....supposedly, Queen Victoria's husband Albert had one of these in order to keep his extraordinarily large penis under control in his pants....good to know just in case it comes up in casual conversation ;D


He had a big penis during those times?  :o

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/23/11 at 7:31 pm


Are you allowed to say penis on Jeopardy?


You say, "What is penis."

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/23/11 at 7:40 pm


You say, "What is penis."


I thought they would bleep it out? ???

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: whistledog on 07/23/11 at 7:55 pm


I thought they would bleep it out? ???


Why would they?

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/23/11 at 7:59 pm

Q. Alex Trebek has a tiny one.
:-\\

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/23/11 at 9:31 pm


He had a big penis during those times?  :o

I would imagine. The Queen was fond of hugeness. As I recall she was partial to stallions too.

Oh wait, that was Catherine the Great.  :-[

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/23/11 at 11:03 pm


I would imagine. The Queen was fond of hugeness. As I recall she was partial to stallions too.

Oh wait, that was Catherine the Great.  :-http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/24/11 at 7:05 am


Why would they?


Wouldn't Alex Trebek get offended?

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/24/11 at 7:06 am


I would imagine. The Queen was fond of hugeness. As I recall she was partial to stallions too.

Oh wait, that was Catherine the Great.  :-[


Wow I wonder how they had sex during those times? :o

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 07/24/11 at 2:29 pm


Wow I wonder how they had sex during those times? :o
The same way we do now, Howard....they probably had it more often, in fact ;)

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 07/24/11 at 2:30 pm


Karma for daring to google that. ;D
Gotta let the IS play every once in a while :P

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Dagwood on 07/24/11 at 2:50 pm


Gotta let the IS play every once in a while :P


I know that. :D

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/24/11 at 3:13 pm


The same way we do now, Howard....they probably had it more often, in fact ;)


Queen Victoria & Prince Albert had 9 children-so you know they "did it" at least 9 times.  :D ;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/25/11 at 6:58 am


The same way we do now, Howard....they probably had it more often, in fact ;)


I mean like in those days I'm sure they've never of spooning or 69'ing or those other sexual terms we use today.

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: karen on 07/25/11 at 8:59 am


He had a big penis during those times?  :o



:-\\

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: karen on 07/25/11 at 9:03 am


I mean like in those days I'm sure they've never of spooning or 69'ing or those other sexual terms we use today.


you'd be surprised

The English translation of the Kama Sutra was published in 1883

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/25/11 at 1:25 pm



:-\\


I'm sorry If I offended you. If that was taken as an offense I'm sorry.

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: lorac61469 on 07/25/11 at 2:09 pm


I mean like in those days I'm sure they've never of spooning or 69'ing or those other sexual terms we use today.


;D  ;D

They may not have used those words but I'm sure the acts were performed.

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/25/11 at 5:08 pm


;D  ;D

They may not have used those words but I'm sure the acts were performed.


You name it, they did it!  Everything folks do today, folks did back then.  Many sex acts were illegal then, but that didn't stop anybody.

"But married people do that!"

-- Charlie Chaplin
On being busted for going downtown on his wife.
:-\\

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/25/11 at 6:47 pm


You name it, they did it!  Everything folks do today, folks did back then.  Many sex acts were illegal then, but that didn't stop anybody.

"But married people do that!"

-- Charlie Chaplin
On being busted for going downtown on his wife.
:-\\


Heck yeah.  They did it all and more.  The Cleveland Steamer, Pittsburgh Platter, Donkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Pile Driver, Rusty Trombone, Alabama Hot Pocket, Angry Pirate, Hot Carl, Pittsburgh Plunge (yeah we have two maneuvers named for our burgh), Bulgarian Breakfast, Roman Helmet, Gaylord Perry, Big Boy Combo, and even the Fort Lauderdale Flop.

Just to name a few...   ;)

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: whistledog on 07/25/11 at 9:21 pm


Wouldn't Alex Trebek get offended?


Nah, he's a dick anyway lol

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/26/11 at 6:33 am


Heck yeah.  They did it all and more.  The Cleveland Steamer, Pittsburgh Platter, Donkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Pile Driver, Rusty Trombone, Alabama Hot Pocket, Angry Pirate, Hot Carl, Pittsburgh Plunge (yeah we have two maneuvers named for our burgh), Bulgarian Breakfast, Roman Helmet, Gaylord Perry, Big Boy Combo, and even the Fort Lauderdale Flop.

Just to name a few...   ;)


My God... ^  :o ;D

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: karen on 07/26/11 at 10:36 am


I'm sorry If I offended you. If that was taken as an offense I'm sorry.


It wasn't that you offended me more I couldn't understand why you were surprised at someone in the past having a big penis.  As though that were a very modern thing to have.

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/26/11 at 12:25 pm


It wasn't that you offended me more I couldn't understand why you were surprised at someone in the past having a big penis.  As though that were a very modern thing to have.


In the old days, men were shorter, thus giving the illusion of bigger penises!
:D

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/26/11 at 6:36 pm


It wasn't that you offended me more I couldn't understand why you were surprised at someone in the past having a big penis.  As though that were a very modern thing to have.


A huge schvantz has always been fashionable...  :P

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/26/11 at 6:40 pm


A huge schvantz has always been fashionable...  :P


That's 'coz nobody's ever dared to trigger the trend of tiny tadgers!
:-\\

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/26/11 at 6:58 pm


That's 'coz nobody's ever dared to trigger the trend of tiny tadgers!
:-\\



Somehow a porn star named "Johnny Pinkie" would not be a box office draw.

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/26/11 at 7:38 pm


It wasn't that you offended me more I couldn't understand why you were surprised at someone in the past having a big penis.  As though that were a very modern thing to have.



What do I know about history,I haven't taken it in 22 years.

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Dagwood on 07/26/11 at 7:40 pm



What do I know about history,I haven't taken it in 22 years.


I haven't been in History in longer, but I do remember that penis size was one thing that never came up. 

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/26/11 at 7:41 pm


In the old days, men were shorter, thus giving the illusion of bigger penises!
:D


I wonder what women thought? :D

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/26/11 at 7:41 pm


A huge schvantz has always been fashionable...  :P


so is vagina glitter. :D

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/26/11 at 7:42 pm



Somehow a porn star named "Johnny Pinkie" would not be a box office draw.


or Betty Boobers would be. ;D

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/26/11 at 8:18 pm


I haven't been in History in longer, but I do remember that penis size was one thing that never came up. 


I had to do an oral report for penis size block!
:-[

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/26/11 at 8:22 pm


I had to do an oral report for penis size block!
:-[



It must've been embarassing. ;D

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Dagwood on 07/26/11 at 9:03 pm


I had to do an oral report for penis size block!
:-[


Well you sure went to a different school. ;D

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/27/11 at 6:35 am


Well you sure went to a different school. ;D


Couldn't it have been an all girl school? ;D

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 07/29/11 at 10:57 pm


I had to do an oral report for penis size block!
:-[
I used to do my reports for Health class on "interesting" topics: toxic shock syndrome, syphilis, and herpes ;D

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/30/11 at 6:57 am


I used to do my reports for Health class on "interesting" topics: toxic shock syndrome, syphilis, and herpes ;D


Did you participate?

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/30/11 at 9:20 pm


I used to do my reports for Health class on "interesting" topics: toxic shock syndrome, syphilis, and herpes ;D


Don't forget the gross photos!
:P

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 07/30/11 at 10:55 pm


Don't forget the gross photos!
:P
Actually, with the latter two, images were an option, for extra credit...which I, of course, took advantage of ;) I don't think the teacher even read the syphilis one!


Did you participate?
Of course I did, Howard, these were WRITTEN reports that were part of my GRADES in my middle/high school HEALTH classes!!! 

I actually used the insert from a box of tampons when I did the TSS one :D

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/30/11 at 11:14 pm


Actually, with the latter two, images were an option, for extra credit...which I, of course, took advantage of ;) I don't think the teacher even read the syphilis one!



Yeeesh!  Some of the syphilis pics made me want to stay a virgin forever...which it seemed for a great while would come to pass!
:-\\

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 07/30/11 at 11:30 pm


Yeeesh!  Some of the syphilis pics made me want to stay a virgin forever...which it seemed for a great while would come to pass!
:-\\
I didn't get TOO graphic, and kept it PG-13...no genitalia (well, at least, not discernible in MOST of the pictures :o) http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/angel12.gif

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/31/11 at 12:08 am


I didn't get TOO graphic, and kept it PG-13...no genitalia (well, at least, not discernible in MOST of the pictures :o) http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/angel12.gif


I got my education on STDs leafing through medical "atlases" of the pathology of communicable diseases.  I was waiting for my mom to get her special ed teacher certification test done.  I said I would just walk around the library.  Mom said just be quiet because students are trying to study, and don't make a mess.  What kind of trouble could I get in in a library?  I would find the books with pictures of naked people in them.  I would have been fine if I stuck to the arts and photography section and never found my way to the medical sections, but I did.  Some of those images burned in my brain for days!

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/tongue2.gif

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/31/11 at 1:59 am


I got my education on STDs leafing through medical "atlases" of the pathology of communicable diseases.  I was waiting for my mom to get her special ed teacher certification test done.  I said I would just walk around the library.  Mom said just be quiet because students are trying to study, and don't make a mess.  What kind of trouble could I get in in a library?  I would find the books with pictures of naked people in them.  I would have been fine if I stuck to the arts and photography section and never found my way to the medical sections, but I did.  Some of those images burned in my brain for days!

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/tongue2.gif


In one of the libraries that I worked at,  we could always tell the boys that were just beginning to be pubescent.  Two  particular books would always be found at a table back (just out of sight of the librarians) or you'd hear loud giggling coming from within the stacks.  One book was about the "new hobby" of hottubbing.  Loads of nekkid pics of women (and men) getting in and out of their California hot tubs.  ;D  The other book was a pop-up book about human anatomy and having a baby.  You can probably imagine the illustrations that the young ones were drawn to.  ;D

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/31/11 at 2:17 am


In one of the libraries that I worked at,  we could always tell the boys that were just beginning to be pubescent.  Two  particular books would always be found at a table back (just out of sight of the librarians) or you'd hear loud giggling coming from within the stacks.  One book was about the "new hobby" of hottubbing.  Loads of nekkid pics of women (and men) getting in and out of their California hot tubs.   ;D   The other book was a pop-up book about human anatomy and having a baby.  You can probably imagine the illustrations that the young ones were drawn to.   ;D


We just looked at old copies of National Geographic.  ;D

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/31/11 at 6:45 am


Don't forget the gross photos!
:P



Did you have to get undressed for that?

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/31/11 at 6:46 am


Actually, with the latter two, images were an option, for extra credit...which I, of course, took advantage of ;) I don't think the teacher even read the syphilis one!
Of course I did, Howard, these were WRITTEN reports that were part of my GRADES in my middle/high school HEALTH classes!!! 

I actually used the insert from a box of tampons when I did the TSS one :D



a box of tampons? I hope you cleaned it out afterwards?  8-P

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/31/11 at 6:48 am


I didn't get TOO graphic, and kept it PG-13...no genitalia (well, at least, not discernible in MOST of the pictures :o) http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/angel12.gif


But that's what made it fun,the genatalia...  :D

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/31/11 at 6:49 am


We just looked at old copies of National Geographic.  ;D


Were those pics from Africa or some other foreign country? ???

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Dagwood on 07/31/11 at 7:32 am



a box of tampons? I hope you cleaned it out afterwards?  8-P


Howard, the insert from a box of tampons is just a piece of paper.  Nothing to clean.  And, you don't have to clean out a box of tampons anyway.  They come clean.  Seriously think about what you are saying before you type it out.

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/31/11 at 7:55 am


Howard, the insert from a box of tampons is just a piece of paper.  Nothing to clean.  And, you don't have to clean out a box of tampons anyway.  They come clean.  Seriously think about what you are saying before you type it out.


Maybe he thought is was a reference to USED tampoons...   :o

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/31/11 at 8:01 am


Maybe he thought is was a reference to USED tampoons...   :o


He might have thought it was a reference to a live demonstration of...erm, never mind.
:-X

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/31/11 at 1:20 pm


Maybe he thought is was a reference to USED tampoons...   :o


That's maybe what I thought.

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Howard on 07/31/11 at 1:21 pm


He might have thought it was a reference to a live demonstration of...erm, never mind.
:-X


don't even go there. ::)

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: Dagwood on 07/31/11 at 3:20 pm


Maybe he thought is was a reference to USED tampoons...  :o


Again, I stand by my think what you say statement.  Maybe I should rephrase it to think about it before you post.l

Subject: Re: 'Prince's Wand' Piercing

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 08/01/11 at 12:02 pm



Did you have to get undressed for that?
Howard, why on earth would anyone have to get undressed to put photos in a written report?!?!  I was the one who did the reports, not Max and I used MEDICAL photos!!!!  I don't know anyone who does or has EVER had ANY of these diseases and even if I did, I wouldn't have used photographs of them in a RESEARCH PAPER!!!  SERIOUSLY!!!  THINK before you TYPE!!!

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