1.  Your neighborhood is locked down because some local scum bucket threatens to pull a "Virginia tech" on campus.


...and...


2.  The local funeral home calls your cell and invites you to an open house.


True story, I got both today.  :-[

Where was this somebody threatened to pull a Virginia Tech?
???

1.  Your neighborhood is locked down because some local scum bucket threatens to pull a "Virginia tech" on campus.


...and...


2.  The local funeral home calls your cell and invites you to an open house.


True story, I got both today.   :-[


Did you find the person who pulled this "Virginia Tech"? ???

Where was this somebody threatened to pull a Virginia Tech?
???


A local Penn State campus.  There's not enough violence in Homewood so they decided to export a criminal out here to Beaver County.

Did you find the person who pulled this "Virginia Tech"? ???



Apparently he is still at large...  >:(

Apparently he is still at large...  >:(


Hope you find this person whether it be a he or she.

Hope you find this person whether it be a he or she.


Well here is a pic of the perp and a link to the story.

http://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/timesonline.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/7/da/7da0454c-85b4-5f86-9ef3-62e71024ceda/4ea20c4d0df09.image.jpg

http://www.timesonline.com/news/police_fire_courts/schools-closed-after-twitter-threat-against-penn-state-beaver-campus/article_dd6f3090-47dd-5e6c-8201-1b43e590726d.html

Well here is a pic of the perp and a link to the story.

http://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/timesonline.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/7/da/7da0454c-85b4-5f86-9ef3-62e71024ceda/4ea20c4d0df09.image.jpg

http://www.timesonline.com/news/police_fire_courts/schools-closed-after-twitter-threat-against-penn-state-beaver-campus/article_dd6f3090-47dd-5e6c-8201-1b43e590726d.html


He's ugly.

He's ugly.


I dunno.  When he ends up in prison they're gonna think he looks rather pretty.  :o

2.  The local funeral home calls your cell and invites you to an open house.





Okay the creepo with the gun is bad but #2 cracked me up.  ;D

According to the police report, Mollett went to a female student's room around 4 a.m. and asked to watched television. The woman told police it was not uncommon for her and Mollett to watch television together. She told campus police she let Mollett into her room and went to sleep, but awoke some time later to find Mollett touching her genitals through her pants.

http://ads.yldmgrimg.net/apex/mediastore/4e7dcbc6-e8d4-471a-934a-f83d2ad05cca

:-\\

He's ugly.

I bet his mug shot looks better!  ;D
But LB? I'm sure you had a better day than most troops serving in the Gulf.

Oh, and Max? Be glad that ad you posted didn't come from the funeral home!

Your Pal,
Doc
???

I dunno.  When he ends up in prison they're gonna think he looks rather pretty.   :o


maybe put some makeup on this azzhole.  ;D

Okay the creepo with the gun is bad but #2 cracked me up.  ;D


Yeah.  I'm like coming back from a customer's office and the phone rings.  "Hello, LB?  We're having an open house this week.  Did you get our invitation?  I'm just calling to see if you are going to RSVP."

WTF... who wants to go to an open house at the FUNERAL HOME?  :D  I mean it is not like I am in the mortuary business.

The campus is still locked down.

I was invited to a cornhole tournament that was to have taken place today but that will have to be rescheduled.

(Come to think of it, getting an invitation to participate in a cornhole tourney shoulda been Item #3 in my original post.)  ;D

1.  Your neighborhood is locked down because some local scum bucket threatens to pull a "Virginia tech" on campus.
2.  The local funeral home calls your cell and invites you to an open house.


Think of #2 as an opportunity for epic trolling.

Yeah.  I'm like coming back from a customer's office and the phone rings.  "Hello, LB?  We're having an open house this week.  Did you get our invitation?  I'm just calling to see if you are going to RSVP."

WTF... who wants to go to an open house at the FUNERAL HOME?  :D   I mean it is not like I am in the mortuary business.


Yeah, it's kinda Addams Family, if'n you ask me!
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/05/grim.gif

Yeah.  I'm like coming back from a customer's office and the phone rings.  "Hello, LB?  We're having an open house this week.  Did you get our invitation?  I'm just calling to see if you are going to RSVP."

WTF... who wants to go to an open house at the FUNERAL HOME?  :D   I mean it is not like I am in the mortuary business.


Hey you might meet The Undertaker and Pall Bearer.  :D

Well they still have not found this t*rd, but the campus will be back open for classes tomorrow, with some heavier police presence.  :-\\

Well they still have not found this t*rd, but the campus will be back open for classes tomorrow, with some heavier police presence.  :-\\



Hopefully they'll be on this case.

Hopefully they'll be on this case.


Dude finally turned himself in.  His Mummy took him to the studios of KDKA-TV to surrender.

Did some research on his mother, no wonder he is so screwed up.  On the Pennsylvania District Magistrate's Docket page, she's what we call a "two pager", and a few years ago she falsely accised a cop of pulling a gun on her 7-year-old.

Well they still have not found this t*rd, but the campus will be back open for classes tomorrow, with some heavier police presence.  :-\\


They can see you light a joint from outer space, but they can't catch this creep? 

Oh well, just keep an eye on the women's dorm.  He'll be back around at 4:00 a.m. to "watch some basketball."

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/urcool.gif

Dude finally turned himself in.  His Mummy took him to the studios of KDKA-TV to surrender.

Did some research on his mother, no wonder he is so screwed up.  On the Pennsylvania District Magistrate's Docket page, she's what we call a "two pager", and a few years ago she falsely accised a cop of pulling a gun on her 7-year-old.


that's stupid.

Yeah.  I'm like coming back from a customer's office and the phone rings.  "Hello, LB?  We're having an open house this week.  Did you get our invitation?  I'm just calling to see if you are going to RSVP."

WTF... who wants to go to an open house at the FUNERAL HOME?  :D   I mean it is not like I am in the mortuary business.


I hope things have calmed down there now. (I gotta make a call to my cousins in Clearfield to see if they heard anything about this).


According to the police report, Mollett went to a female student's room around 4 a.m. and asked to watched television. The woman told police it was not uncommon for her and Mollett to watch television together. She told campus police she let Mollett into her room and went to sleep, but awoke some time later to find Mollett touching her genitals through her pants.

http://ads.yldmgrimg.net/apex/mediastore/4e7dcbc6-e8d4-471a-934a-f83d2ad05cca

:-\\


:o

Give that guy a 500 ft. Restraining Order!