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Subject: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 05/02/12 at 5:24 pm

http://www.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/large_lightbox/hash/1335969121_Screen%20Shot%202012-05-02%20at%209.45.11%20AM.png

Patricia Krentcil, 44, of Nutley, NJ, is being investigated by police on charges that she allowed her six year old daughter use a tanning bed.  The child's school notified authorities when the school nurse inquired about her sunburn.  "I go tanning with mommy," the girl told the nurse. 

Krentcil was arrested and is free on $250,000 bond.  Krentcil pleads innocent.  She says her daughter accompanies her to the tanning salon, but never enters the tanning beds.  She claims the girl's sunburn is a result of the child playing outdoors.  In New Jersey in April?  Not likely.

The tanning salon told the press Krentcil goes tanning there at least twenty times a month.

SAY WHAT?

Yeah, at least twenty times a month.  I think she suffers from a morbid compulsion.

When I saw Krentcil's picture, I thought the lady got fried by an atomic bomb.  I mean, she looks grotesque!

Doctors advise against exposing oneself to any more ultraviolet rays than necessary, and certainly never to use tanning salons.  Even occasional exposure to UV rays under tanning lamps can increase a person's risk of developing skin cancers, such as melanoma and carcinoma. 

The few people I know who use tanning salons only go a few times a year.  I've never heard of anyone going at the twenty times a month frequency...but then again, we're talking about New Jersey here!

At the rate Krentcil's going, she could be dead within five years and that little girl will have no mommy at all!

:o

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: LyricBoy on 05/02/12 at 5:56 pm

Man, you could prolly make a nice pair of shoes out of that leather on her face.  ;D


Some people are indeed addicted to tanning.  Go figure... I could never figure it out.

I used to live right down the street from the country's only documented "death by tanning" about 20 years ago or so.

Some lady had a medical condition and was taking Psoralen, which was to treat her psoraisis.  Her doctors told her to stay out fo the sun because it would cause her to have some sort of adverse reaction.

So she followed her doctor's orders.  And then proceeded to the local tanning salon (Brenda's Hair Loft).  Blisters then covered almost 100% of her body and she died a week or so later.

I used to get my hair cut at Brenda's but I passed on the tanning option.  :P

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 05/02/12 at 6:07 pm

Apparently this woman has never seen Final Destination 3.  :o :o :o

Although she looks like she was in it.  8-P

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: Dagwood on 05/02/12 at 6:29 pm

Um, she is 44?  I don't buy it.  64 maybe.  Poster child for too much tanning is bad for you.

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: Howard on 05/02/12 at 7:36 pm

She looks like an emmy award. :o

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: LyricBoy on 05/02/12 at 7:44 pm


She looks like an emmy award. :o


Yeah, if it was made of shoe leather.  ;D

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/02/12 at 9:48 pm

She looks like a human Tootsie Roll!

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 05/02/12 at 10:56 pm


Man, you could prolly make a nice pair of shoes out of that leather on her face.  ;D


Have you met her hubby?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dYiNoZUNH7E/S9aU1bgpAZI/AAAAAAAAAGM/-rYALowcGM0/s1600/leatherface+pic.jpg

:o

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: Ashkicksass on 05/02/12 at 11:25 pm

My sister has always been totally addicted to tanning.  She went at least 20 times a month, but probably more like 30.  At her last physical, they found pre-cancer cells all over her body.  She has gone through 3 separate preventative treatments, where she has to rub this cream on, and it just sort of kills everything on the skin's surface.  She looks like she has bad road rash for about 2 weeks at a time.

I'd like to kick her ass.

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: Henk on 05/03/12 at 5:19 am


My sister has always been totally addicted to tanning.  She went at least 20 times a month, but probably more like 30.  At her last physical, they found pre-cancer cells all over her body.  She has gone through 3 separate preventative treatments, where she has to rub this cream on, and it just sort of kills everything on the skin's surface.  She looks like she has bad road rash for about 2 weeks at a time.

I'd like to kick her ass.


Your sister's, or the Mommy's/Mummy's? ???


(Probably both)

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: Howard on 05/03/12 at 6:55 am


Have you met her hubby?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dYiNoZUNH7E/S9aU1bgpAZI/AAAAAAAAAGM/-rYALowcGM0/s1600/leatherface+pic.jpg

:o


;D

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: Howard on 05/03/12 at 6:59 am

Remember people don't tan so much or you'll wind up looking like Cosmo Kramer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7P7J6fhUo8

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: Howard on 05/03/12 at 7:00 am


She looks like a human Tootsie Roll!


minus the blond hair.

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: Ashkicksass on 05/03/12 at 10:06 am


Your sister's, or the Mommy's/Mummy's? ???


(Probably both)


My sisters.

She is my very closest and if she dies of skin cancer, I fear she'll just have to take me with her.

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: whistledog on 05/03/12 at 3:12 pm


Remember people don't tan so much or you'll wind up looking like Cosmo Kramer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7P7J6fhUo8


That was the first thing I thought of when I saw Burnt Toast Mama. 

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 05/03/12 at 5:21 pm


Remember people don't tan so much or you'll wind up looking like Cosmo Kramer:



Karma, Howard.  That episode was on this week.

http://media.cleveland.com/open_impact/photo/john-boehner-city-clubjpg-e2ae273b5601179e_large.jpg

If you like piña coladas...

:D

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/03/12 at 6:42 pm

I knew a Sun worshiper. His skin was like leather. I didn't understand it. I often wonder if he ended up with skin cancer.



Cat

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: LyricBoy on 05/03/12 at 7:48 pm

My general rule is...

If you are a white person...

And your lips are lighter then your skin...

...then you are probably tanning way too much...  :P

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: loki 13 on 05/03/12 at 7:56 pm


The few people I know who use tanning salons only go a few times a year.  I've never heard of anyone going at the twenty times a month frequency...but then again, we're talking about New Jersey here!


And what the hell is this comment supposed to mean.  >:(

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: LyricBoy on 05/03/12 at 8:23 pm


And what the hell is this comment supposed to mean.  >:(


I'm guessing that you are from Jersey...    ;) 8)

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 05/03/12 at 9:15 pm


And what the hell is this comment supposed to mean.  >:(


Ummmm....

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/nj1015.com/files/2012/03/Jersey-Girls-are-Classy.png

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: Howard on 05/04/12 at 6:44 am


I knew a Sun worshiper. His skin was like leather. I didn't understand it. I often wonder if he ended up with skin cancer.



Cat


If you get too much sun, that's a problem.

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: Howard on 05/04/12 at 6:47 am

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sza4YMrK03s/0.jpg

She could be a stand in for a film^.  ;D

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: loki 13 on 05/04/12 at 3:36 pm


I'm guessing that you are from Jersey...    ;) 8)

About 3 miles east of Philadelphia just outside of Camden.



Ummmm....

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/nj1015.com/files/2012/03/Jersey-Girls-are-Classy.png


Yeah, That's better.  ::)

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/04/12 at 11:06 pm


http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sza4YMrK03s/0.jpg

She could be a stand in for a film^.  ;D


A stand in for what? A blow up doll?  ;D

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: whistledog on 05/04/12 at 11:13 pm


A stand in for what? A blow up doll?  ;D


Al Jolson look-a-like contest

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61QixcU%2BV3L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/04/12 at 11:14 pm


Al Jolson look-a-like contest

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61QixcU%2BV3L._SL500_AA300_.jpg


Hahaha, oh my, it's quite uncanny, isn't it? ;D

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: whistledog on 05/04/12 at 11:15 pm


Hahaha, oh my, it's quite uncanny, isn't it? ;D


Al Jolson used make up.  Burnt Toast Mama did not ;D

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/04/12 at 11:18 pm


Al Jolson used make up.  Burnt Toast Mama did not ;D


I can't even imagine looking in the mirror and seeing that, it would scare me! :o

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: Howard on 05/05/12 at 6:35 am


A stand in for what? A blow up doll?  ;D


All she needs now is to color her hair black.  ;D

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: Howard on 05/05/12 at 6:36 am


Al Jolson look-a-like contest

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61QixcU%2BV3L._SL500_AA300_.jpg


Al Jolson would win.

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: Howard on 05/05/12 at 6:37 am


I can't even imagine looking in the mirror and seeing that, it would scare me! :o


or waking up with your husband looking like that.  ;D

Subject: Re: Burnt Toast Mama

Written By: LyricBoy on 05/05/12 at 6:54 am


All she needs now is to color her hair black.  ;D


Nah... blonde hair and blonde lips complete the glamourous look of the ultra-tan.  ;D

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