Thats right, Nadya "Octomom" Suleman now has her own online lending network.
(Yes, this is for real)

Go here for a shady, questionable, crazy high interest payday loan from Octomom!

Who else to trust than Octomom for predatory loans?
http://www.octoloan.com/images2/bubble-new.png

Octomom Payday Loans?  8-P

I hope she got it right and the interest rate is 8%

Octomom Payday Loans?  8-P

I hope she got it right and the interest rate is 8%

A representative annual percentage rate (APR) example is as follows, rates vary by state, applicant information and lenders: A loan of $100.00 for 14 days could cost $25.00 in fees. The total amount to payback could be $125.00 with an APR of 651.79%.  :o

A representative annual percentage rate (APR) example is as follows, rates vary by state, applicant information and lenders: A loan of $100.00 for 14 days could cost $25.00 in fees. The total amount to payback could be $125.00 with an APR of 651.79%.  :o




Octo(loan)shark
http://i52.tinypic.com/28a7vag.png

So she is now a bank, lending out money.

Does she take deposits, too?  ???

Octo(loan)shark
http://i52.tinypic.com/28a7vag.png


Actually, this couldn't be more perfect.

Since she's getting into the predatory loan business, Octomom should from now on be known as Sharktopus.  ::)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U87zVkIXNI0

Somewhere along the line, we stopped admiring people who became famous because they were talented, and started admiring people solely because they were famous, cf. Paris and Nicole, the Kardashians, Snooki, et. al.

And then there was this:


Who else to trust than Octomom for predatory loans?


"This year notoriety got all confused with fame,
And the devil is downhearted, 'cos there's nothing left for him to claim."
  - Don Henley, The Garden of Allah, ca. 1995.

And I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time in 1993 when The Simpsons was still cool.

I'll deposit my sperm, Do I get interest too?  :D

No!  No one is "interested" in your sperm deposit, Howard  8-P

No!  No one is "interested" in your sperm deposit, Howard  8-P


;D That was just a joke.

Does she have a commercial?

http://redalertlive.com/2012/06/22/octomoms-payday-octo-loan-commercial-video/

They should cast Nadja as a James Bond 007 Girl in a remake of "Octopussy".

Her schtick would be that she tricks unsuspecting undercover agents and has multiples of their children.  ;D

http://bondmovies.net/images/octopussy-poster1.jpg

Since she's getting into the predatory loan business, Octomom should from now on be known as Sharktopus.  ::)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U87zVkIXNI0



NOOOOOOO!!!!!!  Sharktopus rocks.  Don't lump him in with that freak.  You will make him cry.

;D That was just a joke.

Yes, it was.

They should cast Nadja as a James Bond 007 Girl in a remake of "Octopussy".

Her schtick would be that she tricks unsuspecting undercover agents and has multiples of their children.  ;D

http://bondmovies.net/images/octopussy-poster1.jpg


Octopussy I mean the title reminds me of a vintage porn film with Ron Jeremy.

Octopussy I mean the title reminds me of a vintage porn film with Ron Jeremy.


Along with John Holmes, Seka, and Traci Lords.  :P

Along with John Holmes, Seka, and Traci Lords.  :P


and Bunny Bleu.

Thats right, Nadya "Octomom" Suleman now has her own online lending network.
(Yes, this is for real)

Go here for a shady, questionable, crazy high interest payday loan from Octomom!

Who else to trust than Octomom for predatory loans?
http://www.octoloan.com/images2/bubble-new.png


DEMENTED AND SAD.
:(

But can Mrs.Suleman come over for a consultation or do we have to do this by phone? ???

But can Mrs.Suleman come over for a consultation or do we have to do this by phone? ???


I believe that's Miss Suleman.  :P

I believe that's Miss Suleman.  :P


Oops, I forgot.