File this one in the "crime oddities" department.  Although in Wilkinsburg, my ancestral home and a Picksburgh-area municipality, with a population of 15,000 and 11 murders so far this year  :o , you don't need much of a reason to shoot somebody.

http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/local/neighborhoods-east/man-shot-killed-in-wilkinsburg-653994/

Seems the other night whilst taking a break from a nice game of dominos, one of the residents decided to go out on the porch and, uh, how shall I put this delicately... performed a Whiz Kalifa over the porch railing.

Likely unknown to him, somebody was walking below and didn't take kindly to being turned into a human urinal, so he drew his weapon and blew Whizzer White away.  :o

File this one in the "crime oddities" department.  Although in Wilkinsburg, my ancestral home and a Picksburgh-area municipality, with a population of 15,000 and 11 murders so far this year  :o , you don't need much of a reason to shoot somebody.

http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/local/neighborhoods-east/man-shot-killed-in-wilkinsburg-653994/

Seems the other night whilst taking a break from a nice game of dominos, one of the residents decided to go out on the porch and, uh, how shall I put this delicately... performed a Whiz Kalifa over the porch railing.

Likely unknown to him, somebody was walking below and didn't take kindly to being turned into a human urinal, so he drew his weapon and blew Whizzer White away.  :o


Sounds like a fair duel to me. Both pisstols were drawn...  ::)

File this one in the "crime oddities" department.  Although in Wilkinsburg, my ancestral home and a Picksburgh-area municipality, with a population of 15,000 and 11 murders so far this year  :o , you don't need much of a reason to shoot somebody.

http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/local/neighborhoods-east/man-shot-killed-in-wilkinsburg-653994/

Seems the other night whilst taking a break from a nice game of dominos, one of the residents decided to go out on the porch and, uh, how shall I put this delicately... performed a Whiz Kalifa over the porch railing.

Likely unknown to him, somebody was walking below and didn't take kindly to being turned into a human urinal, so he drew his weapon and blew Whizzer White away.  :o


Somebody beat The Wiz.

Somebody beat The Wiz.

;D

Leniency for my client.

Your honor: You've got a loaded gun in your pocket.  A man starts pissing on your head.  What would you do?
:o

;D

Leniency for my client.

Your honor: You've got a loaded gun in your pocket.  A man starts pissing on your head.  What would you do?
:o


Judge to Attorney Smart:  I agree with your logic.  Piss on it, the defendant walks.  ;D

;D

Leniency for my client.

Your honor: You've got a loaded gun in your pocket.  A man starts pissing on your head.  What would you do?
:o


use an umbrella?

use an umbrella?


;D