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Subject: John Mayer Carves Another Notch in His Guitar
Written By: LyricBoy on 03/20/13 at 4:09 am
Just saw on the web, he's kicked Katy Perry to the curb.
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1704003/katy-perry-john-mayer-break-up.jhtml
Man, that dude gets all the hot chicks... :P
Subject: Re: John Mayer Carves Another Notch in His Guitar
Written By: Dagwood on 03/20/13 at 7:20 am
Why do all those women continue to date him, knowing his track record. He is like a walking cootie.
Subject: Re: John Mayer Carves Another Notch in His Guitar
Written By: Howard on 03/20/13 at 7:27 am
So Katy Perry is free?
Subject: Re: John Mayer Carves Another Notch in His Guitar
Written By: meesa on 03/20/13 at 10:22 am
I just don't understand what is wrong with this guy. It goes beyond commitment phobia.
Why do all those women continue to date him, knowing his track record. He is like a walking cootie.
Agreed.
Subject: Re: John Mayer Carves Another Notch in His Guitar
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 03/20/13 at 10:50 am
Why do all those women continue to date him, knowing his track record. He is like a walking cootie.
Because he can.
Subject: Re: John Mayer Carves Another Notch in His Guitar
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/20/13 at 7:09 pm
That's why every teenage boy wants a guitar. To get p*ssy. Xylophone players don't get no p*ssy.
::)
Subject: Re: John Mayer Carves Another Notch in His Guitar
Written By: LyricBoy on 03/20/13 at 7:24 pm
That's why every teenage boy wants a guitar. To get p*ssy. Xylophone players don't get no p*ssy.
::)
And every guitar player is looking for a trombone player. ;D
Subject: Re: John Mayer Carves Another Notch in His Guitar
Written By: whistledog on 03/20/13 at 9:49 pm
Maybe he could date Taylor Swift. Then they could both w rite a song about each other
Subject: Re: John Mayer Carves Another Notch in His Guitar
Written By: Dagwood on 03/20/13 at 10:07 pm
Because he can.
That didn't answer my question, though. My question was why women continue to go out with this walking cootie...not why he is a serial dater.
Maybe he could date Taylor Swift. Then they could both w rite a song about each other
Too late, been there, done that. Icky, isn't it?
Subject: Re: John Mayer Carves Another Notch in His Guitar
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 03/20/13 at 10:53 pm
That didn't answer my question, though. My question was why women continue to go out with this walking cootie...not why he is a serial dater.
Hell, I don't know. Maybe it's because his baloney has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R. ;)
Subject: Re: John Mayer Carves Another Notch in His Guitar
Written By: LyricBoy on 03/21/13 at 5:24 am
My question was why women continue to go out with this walking cootie...not why he is a serial dater.
Yeah, you'd think that his Valtrex Drip IV apparatus at the bedside would be a real turn-off. 8-P
Subject: Re: John Mayer Carves Another Notch in His Guitar
Written By: Howard on 03/21/13 at 6:54 am
That's why every teenage boy wants a guitar. To get p*ssy. Xylophone players don't get no p*ssy.
::)
Can piano men get coochie? :D
Subject: Re: John Mayer Carves Another Notch in His Guitar
Written By: Howard on 03/21/13 at 6:55 am
Hell, I don't know. Maybe it's because his baloney has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R. ;)
;D
Subject: Re: John Mayer Carves Another Notch in His Guitar
Written By: Dagwood on 03/21/13 at 7:18 am
Hell, I don't know. Maybe it's because his baloney has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R. ;)
;D
Subject: Re: John Mayer Carves Another Notch in His Guitar
Written By: meesa on 03/21/13 at 11:48 am
Maybe he could date Taylor Swift. Then they could both w rite a song about each other
They did, and then she did.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/john-mayer-taylor-swifts-dear-john-song-humiliated-me-20120606
:D
Subject: Re: John Mayer Carves Another Notch in His Guitar
Written By: danootaandme on 03/21/13 at 12:24 pm
Mayer is a male Julia Roberts. There isn't anything there but the mirror and the image.
Subject: Re: John Mayer Carves Another Notch in His Guitar
Written By: LyricBoy on 03/21/13 at 6:08 pm
Mayer is a male Julia Roberts. There isn't anything there but the mirror and the image.
He's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo.
Subject: Re: John Mayer Carves Another Notch in His Guitar
Written By: Howard on 03/21/13 at 7:13 pm
He's a male bimbo. He's a mimbo.
;D
Subject: Re: John Mayer Carves Another Notch in His Guitar
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/25/13 at 10:43 pm
Can piano men get coochie? :D
Son, can you play me a memory,
I'm not really sure how it goes,
but it's sad and it's sweet,
and I knew it complete,
when I picked a younger man's nose!