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Subject: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: LyricBoy on 05/22/13 at 7:43 pm

http://shine.yahoo.com/fashion/wardrobe-malfunctions-still-happening-celebrities-192200570.html

Well the latest member of the Hollywood "elite" to have a so-called wardrobe malfunction is Evan Longoria.  Seems that she decided to go to some event a few nights ago, commando-style, and the world got an eyeful.  :o

Any more, the red carpet events are like a trip to a gyno's office.  How hard can it be for these celebs to simply put on some bloomers? ???


Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: Tashlovglit on 05/22/13 at 9:20 pm

These celebs do it for "special" attention.

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: Foo Bar on 05/23/13 at 12:31 am

How hard can it be for these celebs to simply put on some bloomers? ???


They'll stop flashing when we stop looking.  Among all the things I might be holding, my breath isn't one of them.

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: Howard on 05/23/13 at 7:22 am


http://shine.yahoo.com/fashion/wardrobe-malfunctions-still-happening-celebrities-192200570.html

Well the latest member of the Hollywood "elite" to have a so-called wardrobe malfunction is Evan Longoria.  Seems that she decided to go to some event a few nights ago, commando-style, and the world got an eyeful.  :o

Any more, the red carpet events are like a trip to a gyno's office.  How hard can it be for these celebs to simply put on some bloomers? ???


Maybe they just don't have the time to put on a pair of panties.

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: Howard on 05/23/13 at 7:22 am


These celebs do it for "special" attention.


They want guys to take a peek.

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 05/23/13 at 1:15 pm


http://shine.yahoo.com/fashion/wardrobe-malfunctions-still-happening-celebrities-192200570.html

Well the latest member of the Hollywood "elite" to have a so-called wardrobe malfunction is Evan Longoria


Wait a minute, Evan Longoria is an infielder for the Tampa Rays...
???

Oh, Eva, not Evan.  You can tell she's gone commando, but it's pretty shadowy.
:-\\

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: Tashlovglit on 05/23/13 at 5:15 pm


They'll stop flashing when we stop looking.  Among all the things I might be holding, my breath isn't one of them.

;D

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: Howard on 05/23/13 at 7:43 pm

Miranda Kerr did a wardrobe malfunction, her boobies peeked out as she was doing some modeling.  ;)

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: whistledog on 05/23/13 at 7:48 pm

Wardrobe Malfunctions help celebs get roles.  If Eva Longoria's boobs pop out, so do box office numbers for her films

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: Howard on 05/24/13 at 3:43 pm

and if some actress's panties show after getting out of a car, we all know it will be on the internet the next day.

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: LyricBoy on 05/24/13 at 7:02 pm


and if some actress's panties show after getting out of a car, we all know it will be on the internet the next day.


Well if her panties were showing she must have screwed up... and actually WORN UNDERWEAR.  ;D

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 05/25/13 at 12:18 pm


Wardrobe Malfunctions help celebs get roles.  If Eva Longoria's boobs pop out, so do

my eyes!

http://rlv.zcache.com.au/bug_eyed_smiley_face_puzzle-r7bfd9490cc114e8e9fc906b954917584_ambn9_8byvr_216.jpg

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: Howard on 05/25/13 at 3:50 pm


Well if her panties were showing she must have screwed up... and actually WORN UNDERWEAR.  ;D


and hopefully they were clean.  ;D

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: Howard on 05/25/13 at 3:52 pm

http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2013/05/24/wardrobe-malfunctions-are-splitting-the-fabric-of-america/

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: Howard on 05/25/13 at 3:53 pm


my eyes!

http://rlv.zcache.com.au/bug_eyed_smiley_face_puzzle-r7bfd9490cc114e8e9fc906b954917584_ambn9_8byvr_216.jpg


and my pants.  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: Howard on 05/25/13 at 3:57 pm

and what if this happened to a guy? ???

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: LyricBoy on 05/25/13 at 5:37 pm


and what if this happened to a guy? ???


I think the last time that happened, it was that dude modeling underwear in the 1975 Sears catalogue.  ;D

http://www.snopes.com/business/hidden/sears.asp

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: Howard on 05/25/13 at 5:50 pm


I think the last time that happened, it was that dude modeling underwear in the 1975 Sears catalogue.  ;D

http://www.snopes.com/business/hidden/sears.asp


that's definitely a penis. ;D

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: Brian06 on 05/26/13 at 6:35 pm

I think they just do this for publicity, and I have to say I don't mind it.  ;D

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: Tashlovglit on 05/26/13 at 8:05 pm

People can show their bits if they want, whatever... But when they bitch at someone for staring at them that's stupid.

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: LyricBoy on 05/27/13 at 9:21 am

I think I'm going to open up a custom auto-body shoppe in Hollywood.

My product is going to be a flip-out modesty panel that automatically deploys whenever the car doors open.  That way, when the latest starlet prepares to exit her ride "going commando", her nether regions will be shielded from the lenses of the paparazzi.  As the door closes, the panel will then fold up again, ready for its next mission. 

I'll also be selling aftermarket underpant dispensers that can be installed in celebrity vehicles.  ;)

;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 05/27/13 at 11:38 am


I think I'm going to open up a custom auto-body shoppe in Hollywood.

My product is going to be a flip-out modesty panel that automatically deploys whenever the car doors open.  That way, when the latest starlet prepares to exit her ride "going commando", her nether regions will be shielded from the lenses of the paparazzi.  As the door closes, the panel will then fold up again, ready for its next mission. 

I'll also be selling aftermarket underpant dispensers that can be installed in celebrity vehicles.  ;)

;D ;D ;D


As your lawyer, I advise a stamp on the panel: Not responsible for Modesty Panel malfunction.
8)

Subject: Re: "Wardobe Malfunctions"... Why is this Still Happening to Celebs?

Written By: Howard on 05/27/13 at 3:48 pm


I think they just do this for publicity, and I have to say I don't mind it.  ;D


I don't mind either. ;)

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