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Subject: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/08/14 at 7:07 pm

"Baywatch" babe Pamela Anderson has reportedly filed for divorce from hubby Rick Saloman. This would be Pam's fourth dissolved marriage.

She was married before to ol' Rick, and had that one annulled.

Rick is probably most famous as the co-star of the classic direct-to-video production of "One Night in Paris".  ;D

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: Howard on 07/09/14 at 2:39 pm

I'll party with her... with her porn pics! :D

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/09/14 at 5:24 pm


I'll party with her... with her porn pics! :D


You gonna measure up to Tommy Lee? ???

;D

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: Howard on 07/10/14 at 2:39 pm


You gonna measure up to Tommy Lee? ???

;D


Nope, Tommy wins! :(

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/11/14 at 10:47 pm

Are your shots updated?
8-P

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/12/14 at 5:18 am


Are your shots updated?
8-P


Shots: check

Hazmat suit: check

55 gallons of Janitor in a Drum: check

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: Howard on 07/12/14 at 7:09 am

Where do you take Pamela Anderson on a date? ???

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/12/14 at 8:39 am


Where do you take Pamela Anderson on a date? ???


You have to find the douchiest place you can find.  She seems to have an affinity for douche bags.  Kid Rock (married him once, shacked after that), Bret Michaels (did porno tape with him), Rick Salomon (married him twice).

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 07/12/14 at 3:04 pm


You have to find the douchiest place you can find.  She seems to have an affinity for douche bags.  Kid Rock (married him once, shacked after that), Bret Michaels (did porno tape with him), Rick Salomon (married him twice).


She shacked Tommy Lee twice.  And he went to jail for hitting her while she was holding their son Dylan.  So what the hell was she doing hold her son while he was hitting her?

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/12/14 at 3:52 pm


She shacked Tommy Lee twice.  And he went to jail for hitting her while she was holding their son Dylan.  So what the hell was she doing hold her son while he was hitting her?


??? Trying to block the punches? ???

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 07/12/14 at 4:33 pm


??? Trying to block the punches? ???


If she was as truly protective of her children as she says she is she would not have been holding her son while Tommy was hitting her.  Bottom line is that she would have put her son down and then blocked the blows.

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: Howard on 07/12/14 at 6:01 pm


You have to find the douchiest place you can find.  She seems to have an affinity for douche bags.  Kid Rock (married him once, shacked after that), Bret Michaels (did porno tape with him), Rick Salomon (married him twice).


like a restaurant?

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/12/14 at 6:07 pm


like a restaurant?


Yes, but then you have to act like a douche with the waiters and waitresses.  :P

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: Howard on 07/12/14 at 6:13 pm


Yes, but then you have to act like a douche with the waiters and waitresses.  :P


Do I have to? Why can't she be the douche?

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/12/14 at 6:27 pm


Do I have to? Why can't she be the douche?


Oh, she can certainly be a douche.  But the boyfriend absolutely has to be a complete douche bag.  Otherwise she would not be attracted to him and there'd be no dinner.

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/12/14 at 8:01 pm


Where do you take Pamela Anderson on a date? ???


The same place you take Courtney Love.

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: DemiLover89 on 07/13/14 at 1:13 am


The same place you take Courtney Love.


So...detox, then rehab?

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/13/14 at 7:55 am

Getting back to the "douche factor", here's a pic of her new boyfriend.

http://static10.imagecollect.com/preview/137/0ef3ce59cd0324b

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: Howard on 07/13/14 at 3:16 pm


The same place you take Courtney Love.



McDonald's or Burger King?

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: Howard on 07/13/14 at 3:17 pm


Oh, she can certainly be a douche.  But the boyfriend absolutely has to be a complete douche bag.  Otherwise she would not be attracted to him and there'd be no dinner.


I'm more of a nice guy so I'm not a douche. That leaves me out.

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: Howard on 07/13/14 at 3:17 pm


So...detox, then rehab?


;D

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: Howard on 07/13/14 at 3:18 pm


Getting back to the "douche factor", here's a pic of her new boyfriend.

http://static10.imagecollect.com/preview/137/0ef3ce59cd0324b


He looks like a douche.

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: joeman on 07/20/14 at 7:19 pm


So...detox, then rehab?


Also a medical doctor to check for certain "illnesses"

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: Howard on 07/21/14 at 2:14 pm


Also a medical doctor to check for certain "illnesses"


You mean Pamela Anderson has an illness?

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/21/14 at 3:14 pm


You mean Pamela Anderson has an illness?


I wouldn't do that even if I were wearing a Class 9 Hazmat suit.  8-P

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: Howard on 07/22/14 at 2:48 pm


I wouldn't do that even if I were wearing a Class 9 Hazmat suit.  8-P


So it's best to protect yourself.

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/25/14 at 10:25 pm


So...detox, then rehab?


Yeah...to pick up her boyfriend and her kid, and then to Upchuck-E-Cheese,
8)

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: Howard on 07/26/14 at 6:37 am


Yeah...to pick up her boyfriend and her kid, and then to Upchuck-E-Cheese,
8)


I would just take her to Burger King instead.

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/26/14 at 11:07 am


I would just take her to Burger King instead.

I'd take her to Wendy's, but I'd leave with the Wendy's Chick.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=112082,filename=wendysgirl.jpg

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: Howard on 07/26/14 at 6:07 pm


I'd take her to Wendy's, but I'd leave with the Wendy's Chick.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=112082,filename=wendysgirl.jpg


You mean the new Wendy's chick?

http://d6673sr63mbv7.cloudfront.net/archive/x1494183458/g258000000000000000d89616ac1cc46ae825e681b50aec52188d750972.jpg

Subject: Re: Pamela Anderson Back on the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/26/14 at 6:28 pm


You mean the new Wendy's chick?

http://d6673sr63mbv7.cloudfront.net/archive/x1494183458/g258000000000000000d89616ac1cc46ae825e681b50aec52188d750972.jpg


Heck yeah...  :P

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