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Subject: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 06/12/15 at 5:40 pm

Lark Voorhies, famous for playing "Tootie" in the 1990's Saturday sitcom Saved By The Bell, married longtime boyfriend Jimmy Green in a Vegas ceremony.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/saved-by-the-bells-lark-voorhies-marries-in-secret-vegas-wedding-2015126

I was always hoping that she and Screech would somehow get together. 

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: snozberries on 06/12/15 at 6:56 pm



The couple met in Facebook and do not live together.....


Are we taking bets on how long this one will last? If they are still toget they beat Kim k and that dude Chris she was with for 72 days....that's still not saying much.

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/12/15 at 7:23 pm


Lark Voorhies, famous for playing "Tootie" in the 1990's Saturday sitcom Saved By The Bell, married longtime boyfriend Jimmy Green in a Vegas ceremony.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/saved-by-the-bells-lark-voorhies-marries-in-secret-vegas-wedding-2015126

I was always hoping that she and Screech would somehow get together.



Lark played Lisa Turtle on Saved by the Bell. "Tootie" was on the Facts of Life played by Kim Fields.


Cat

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: snozberries on 06/12/15 at 8:53 pm



Lark played Lisa Turtle on Saved by the Bell. "Tootie" was on the Facts of Life played by Kim Fields.


Cat


Aw man I was so busy making fun of the nuptials I overlooked that one!  >:(

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 06/13/15 at 12:46 am



Lark played Lisa Turtle on Saved by the Bell. "Tootie" was on the Facts of Life played by Kim Fields.


Cat


I confused Turtle with Tootie.  :-[

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: Howard on 06/13/15 at 6:54 am


I confused Turtle with Tootie.  :-[


That's OK, we all make mistakes.

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: Howard on 06/13/15 at 6:55 am

I was always hoping that she and Screech would somehow get together.

You mean in real life like getting married? Somehow I would never see that marriage last.

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 06/13/15 at 7:32 am


You mean in real life like getting married? Somehow I would never see that marriage last.


Yeah I meant in real life.  That would have been cool.

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/13/15 at 10:26 am


Aw man I was so busy making fun of the nuptials I overlooked that one!  >:(



Yeah, I was surprised that you missed that.




Cat

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: snozberries on 06/13/15 at 12:42 pm



Yeah, I was surprised that you missed that.




Cat



I never actually read the post... I saw the title and when I came in the thread I just clicked the link and read the article and then commented.

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/13/15 at 1:36 pm



I never actually read the post... I saw the title and when I came in the thread I just clicked the link and read the article and then commented.


Ok, Howard.  ;) :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/13/15 at 4:47 pm

Stranger things have happened.  I wish them well.  If they've been together for awhile, who am I to say that it won't last?  She doesn't seem active in Hollywood, so maybe she hasn't developed Diva attitude, who knows?

As for Dustin Diamond (Screech), he just seems like *such* a slimeball in real life (from the programs I've seen him on after SBTB).  But again, who am I to say, I don't really know him.

People get married from just knowing each other online all the time.

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: Howard on 06/13/15 at 5:30 pm


Ok, Howard.  ;) :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat


;D

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: snozberries on 06/13/15 at 6:01 pm


Stranger things have happened.  I wish them well.  If they've been together for awhile, who am I to say that it won't last?  She doesn't seem active in Hollywood, so maybe she hasn't developed Diva attitude, who knows?

As for Dustin Diamond (Screech), he just seems like *such* a slimeball in real life (from the programs I've seen him on after SBTB).  But again, who am I to say, I don't really know him.

People get married from just knowing each other online all the time.


its not so much the meeting online.... although even as a D list celeb I would worry about an online relationship.. it's a little weird for a celeb to open themselves up to a person online like that.... but I guess if you click you click..... 

My issue is more the fact that they met online, they wed after only knowing each other a year AND they do not live together... the whole things just sounds weird.... he might as well be an incarcerated felon.. that would be less weird...  :P

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 06/13/15 at 6:42 pm


he might as well be an incarcerated felon.. that would be less weird...  :P


USA Mag
reports that there are warrants out on the new Mr. Voorhies.  :o

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/lark-voorhies-criminal-allegations-surrounding-new-husband-2015136

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: snozberries on 06/13/15 at 7:45 pm



USA Mag
reports that there are warrants out on the new Mr. Voorhies.  :o

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/lark-voorhies-criminal-allegations-surrounding-new-husband-2015136



HA HA... I totally called it!!!
From the Article
"That honeymoon ended quickly. Saved by the Bell star Lark Voorhies confirmed her secret Las Vegas wedding to her music engineer boyfriend Jimmy Green on Friday, June 12. But soon after the news broke, new allegations about Green surfaced."





From the Article
"Lark feels these allegations are not true and would like this cleared up as soon as possible."


Lark, honey.... get over whatever it is you've got going on and dump this guy....  you don't know him as well as you wish you did...

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 06/13/15 at 8:38 pm

I wonder what happened to Lark's looks? ???

Here are before and after pics.

...Before...  :P
http://image-cdn.zap2it.com/images/lark-voorhies-before.jpg

...After...    :-\\
http://www.eonline.com/resize/500/500//eol_images/Entire_Site/201445/rs_300x300-140505091847-600.Lark-Voorhies-jmd-040514.jpg

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: snozberries on 06/13/15 at 10:08 pm


I wonder what happened to Lark's looks? ???

Here are before and after pics.

...Before...  :P
http://image-cdn.zap2it.com/images/lark-voorhies-before.jpg

...After...    :-\\
http://www.eonline.com/resize/500/500//eol_images/Entire_Site/201445/rs_300x300-140505091847-600.Lark-Voorhies-jmd-040514.jpg




judging by the photo of the two of them in the article you posted

http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/88262-lark-voorhies-criminal-allegations-surrounding-new-husband/1434211816_lark-vorhees-g.jpg


I'm gonna say photoshop happened to her

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: Howard on 06/14/15 at 2:37 pm



USA Mag
reports that there are warrants out on the new Mr. Voorhies.  :o

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/lark-voorhies-criminal-allegations-surrounding-new-husband-2015136


Lark better get rid of him. :o

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: Howard on 06/14/15 at 2:38 pm


I wonder what happened to Lark's looks? ???

Here are before and after pics.

...Before...  :P
http://image-cdn.zap2it.com/images/lark-voorhies-before.jpg

...After...    :-\\
http://www.eonline.com/resize/500/500//eol_images/Entire_Site/201445/rs_300x300-140505091847-600.Lark-Voorhies-jmd-040514.jpg


She had something done to her face.

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 06/14/15 at 4:50 pm



I'm gonna say photoshop happened to her


Hard to Photoshop this.

vD3FnPCzyVc#

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: nally on 06/14/15 at 7:11 pm


She had something done to her face.

It certainly appears so. ::)

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: snozberries on 06/15/15 at 1:50 pm

Well then it would appear she has deeper issues than marrying the wrong man. And those issues probably attributed to her decision to marry him.

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: Howard on 06/15/15 at 1:51 pm


Hard to Photoshop this.

vD3FnPCzyVc#


maybe she got a facelift?  ???

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 06/15/15 at 5:51 pm


Well then it would appear she has deeper issues than marrying the wrong man. And those issues probably attributed to her decision to marry him.


I still say she shoulda married Screech. He could have given her a good life.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/32/3d/c8/323dc8ae5601dbd1539c12f0a4bece56.jpg

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: snozberries on 06/15/15 at 8:07 pm


I still say she shoulda married Screech. He could have given her a good life.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/32/3d/c8/323dc8ae5601dbd1539c12f0a4bece56.jpg


Just because he's got a big schlong doesn't mean he'd make her happy. Patty is right. Hes a complete douchebag

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 06/15/15 at 8:31 pm


Just because he's got a big schlong doesn't mean he'd make her happy.


I never heard that he was, uh, "packing a lethal weapon".  ;D

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: snozberries on 06/16/15 at 9:50 am


I never heard that he was, uh, "packing a lethal weapon".  ;D


Well I've never seen his package but apparently he used to do the "toy" shows and sell an at home variation of his.... uh..... screech.  :D

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: Howard on 06/16/15 at 1:45 pm


I still say she shoulda married Screech. He could have given her a good life.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/32/3d/c8/323dc8ae5601dbd1539c12f0a4bece56.jpg


So if she married him, She would be named Lark Diamond?

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: Howard on 06/16/15 at 1:45 pm


Just because he's got a big schlong doesn't mean he'd make her happy. Patty is right. Hes a complete douchebag


I agree, he's a nerdball. :P

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 06/16/15 at 5:42 pm


So if she married him, She would be named Lark Diamond?


Maybe Lark Voorhies-Diamond

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: danootaandme on 06/20/15 at 3:27 am

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/lark-voorhies-mom-granted-restraining-order-against-jimmy-green-2015156

According to the site, Patricia has been granted a temporary restraining order which states Green must stay 100 yards away from her and her home. Patricia claims that ever since marrying Lark this past April, Green has been sleeping at her home and arguing with her — despite a previous agreement they had made which had Green retreating to his own home at night. TMZ reports that Patricia reportedly once found Green asleep in her closet, and after waking him up, Green allegedly yelled: “You motherf—king woke me up, ain’t that a bitch.”


Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 06/20/15 at 4:05 am

Sounds like Slater, Zach, and Mr. Belding need to give this dude a good old fashioned beat-down.

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: Howard on 06/20/15 at 7:10 am


Sounds like Slater, Zach, and Mr. Belding need to give this dude a good old fashioned beat-down.


more like Mr. Belding.

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: snozberries on 06/20/15 at 11:55 am


http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/lark-voorhies-mom-granted-restraining-order-against-jimmy-green-2015156

According to the site, Patricia has been granted a temporary restraining order which states Green must stay 100 yards away from her and her home. Patricia claims that ever since marrying Lark this past April, Green has been sleeping at her home and arguing with her — despite a previous agreement they had made which had Green retreating to his own home at night. TMZ reports that Patricia reportedly once found Green asleep in her closet, and after waking him up, Green allegedly yelled: “You motherf—king woke me up, ain’t that a bitch.”



Ah he sounds like a real gem that one.....quite the catch.  ::)

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 06/20/15 at 1:09 pm



Ah he sounds like a real gem that one.....quite the catch.  ::)


The hot chicks always go after the bad boys.  ::)

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: snozberries on 06/20/15 at 1:57 pm


The hot chicks dumb girls always go after the bad boys.  ::)


Fixt....  ::)

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 06/20/15 at 2:01 pm


Fixt....  ::)


Heh heh...  ;D

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: tv on 06/22/15 at 2:06 am


Hard to Photoshop this.

vD3FnPCzyVc#
What happened to her eyes? Too much of an eyelift? Her skin color is different in the eye area than it is from the rest of her face.

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: LyricBoy on 06/22/15 at 5:13 am


What happened to her eyes? Too much of an eyelift? Her skin color is different in the eye area than it is from the rest of her face.


Looks like she was out in the sun wearing sunglasses. Got sunburn except around the eyes. That would explain the puffy look too.

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: Howard on 06/22/15 at 2:29 pm


Looks like she was out in the sun wearing sunglasses. Got sunburn except around the eyes. That would explain the puffy look too.


She needs something to fix that problem.

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: tv on 06/29/15 at 12:44 am


She needs something to fix that problem.
Yeah stop laying out in the sun so much.

Subject: Re: Lark Voorhies Off the Market...

Written By: Howard on 06/29/15 at 1:46 pm


Yeah stop laying out in the sun so much.


I thought it was a makeup problem.

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