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Subject: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: aphasia2000 (Guest) on 12/17/01 at 07:37 p.m.
Remember the game in the 80s where you had to work out what name you would have if you were a porn star? This was a hit with groups of friends when we were first starting to go out as couples.
You had to take the name of the first pet you had (or remember having) - this is the first part of your pornstar name, and then you take the name of the first street you remember living in - this is your pornstar surname... the results were quite hilarious!
Me = Tricky-Dicky Dallinghoe!
So what was your porn star name?
BTW: Apologies in dragging the 'p' word onto the board if you find it offensive...but its all a bit of fun really! ;)
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: ChuckyG on 12/17/01 at 07:44 p.m.
Quoting:
Remember the game in the 80s where you had to work out what name you would have if you were a porn star? This was a hit with groups of friends when we were first starting to go out as couples.
You had to take the name of the first pet you had (or remember having) - this is the first part of your pornstar name, and then you take the name of the first street you remember living in - this is your pornstar surname... the results were quite hilarious!
Me = Tricky-Dicky Dallinghoe!
So what was your porn star name?
BTW: Apologies in dragging the 'p' word onto the board if you find it offensive...but its all a bit of fun really! ;)
End Quote
Groucho Gervais
you can generate this at amiright.com in the name section: http://www.amiright.com/newname.shtml
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: dagwood on 12/17/01 at 07:53 p.m.
Buffy Willow here, at your service....sorry it had to be said. ;D
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: Crazy Don on 12/17/01 at 09:12 p.m.
Tippy Pennsylvania. That is a stupid stripper name. It could have been Midnight Pennsylvania.
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: Tish on 12/17/01 at 10:36 p.m.
Tiger Buttonwood... hmmm... if you squint and turn your head and try real hard, that could be kinda nasty...
::)
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: kjayangel on 12/17/01 at 11:31 p.m.
Lady Donoho,it may not have been a very good one but is was better than Lady Rt. 4 (my previous add,).lol ;D
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: ThunderVamp9 on 12/17/01 at 11:46 p.m.
Little Girl Roberts.
Unfortunately, I'm a guy....
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: kjayangel on 12/17/01 at 11:49 p.m.
;D LOL
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: My_Sharona on 12/17/01 at 11:54 p.m.
Molly Ocean
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: southernspitfire on 12/18/01 at 00:18 a.m.
Muffin Peachtree!!! Not too bad, huh?? ;D
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: aphasia2000 (Guest) on 12/18/01 at 00:28 a.m.
LOL Muffy!
You win! ;D
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 12/18/01 at 00:40 a.m.
Quoting:
Tiger Buttonwood... hmmm... if you squint and turn your head and try real hard, that could be kinda nasty...
::)
End Quote
ROFLMAO! That's hilarious! ;D
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 12/18/01 at 00:42 a.m.
Gretchen Highland. Kinda strange, I think. :-/
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: Fett69 on 12/18/01 at 00:43 a.m.
Nothing's gonna come close to young cricket's! :D
But, mine woulda been:
Poky Bluff
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: Wicked Lester on 12/18/01 at 00:45 a.m.
Popeye Gordon ::)
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: southernspitfire on 12/18/01 at 00:47 a.m.
Oh thank you, thank you :-[ some how I find that as a compliment!!!! Guess I should first thank my poodle......
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: southernspitfire on 12/18/01 at 00:51 a.m.
LOL Muffy!
You win!
thank you.....I think!
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: Gis on 12/18/01 at 03:32 a.m.
Good grief,Fifi Lancaster !?! :o
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: BrianMannixGirl on 12/18/01 at 04:23 a.m.
Chloe Brockman
or
Gypsy Brockman
I had two kitties at the same time !!
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: Rapture on 12/18/01 at 05:26 a.m.
I have done this before. ;)
Biffy Lane :D
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: Hairspray on 12/18/01 at 06:49 a.m.
Lightning Forest :)
Coooooool. 8)
Not for a porn star though. :(
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: DJ Midas on 12/18/01 at 07:19 a.m.
Sam Longbeach :P
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: on 12/18/01 at 10:05 a.m.
???? Tace
Never had a pet...bummer
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: Gambo on 12/18/01 at 11:51 a.m.
Nick Ricardo.
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: Crazy Don on 12/18/01 at 11:56 a.m.
I responded with "Tippy Pennsylvania." But if my last name were the second street I remember living on, it would be very inappropriate for a porno star--Tippy Cherry. It would have the implication of being a virgin.
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: Jonman on 12/18/01 at 12:31 a.m.
Thomas Granville ..... sounds more like a politician than a porn star....
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: Bobo on 12/18/01 at 12:40 a.m.
Well, my first pet was called Rex, and the street I grew up on was Stephens Close, so mine is Rex Stephens. Sounds evil.
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: David Jones on 12/18/01 at 03:26 p.m.
Buck Naked
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: mrgazpacho on 12/18/01 at 04:40 p.m.
Hey Dmitri, at least the board didn't censor it, rendering the title incomprehensible ;)
For mine - Moses Dallas. Sounds more like a TV preacher name :P
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: forevernow on 12/18/01 at 05:01 p.m.
i had a cat and a dog so...
the first would be Jake Arnold...sounds like a soap star
and second would be Itty Arnold...(ha ha ha...sounds like eddie arnold)
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: aphasia2000 (Guest) on 12/18/01 at 05:32 p.m.
Hahaha! There are some classic names amongst us... I just had a thought...if I had to quote my SECOND pet & street name, my porn name would be
Crackers Portal...LOL!
(I think if you use your imagination there are homosexual references somewhere in there!...not that there's anything WONG with that)! ;)
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: aphasia2000 (Guest) on 12/18/01 at 05:33 p.m.
WONG =WRONG...D'OH!
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: spunkystuff on 12/18/01 at 09:36 p.m.
Mine would be.. Peeper Poplar. Peeper was the name of my parakeet. Not too exciting,lol
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: Bobo on 12/19/01 at 02:20 p.m.
But you had a parakeet. I had to make do with a fish. He was a rather stupid fish...
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: Bobo on 12/19/01 at 02:21 p.m.
Sounds like the beginning of a novel.
He was a rather stupid fish...
anyone wanna carry on? I'll put it on a different thread if there's a large response... lol
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: Mystery Woman on 12/23/01 at 04:49 a.m.
Quoting:
Thomas Granville ..... sounds more like a politician than a porn star....
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It just lets you know how far you've come. Personally, I think "Boomer Grant" sounds a LOT better! ;)
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: Mystery Woman on 12/23/01 at 04:51 a.m.
If we're allowed to go by the family pet's name, mine would be "Teddy Bear Aberdeen". Otherwise, I'm afraid my first name would be "Sir Tyger". :-[
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: luckystar on 12/24/01 at 07:49 p.m.
Fluffy Woodlawn...........hmmmm????!!!! 8)
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: Rubix on 12/24/01 at 10:58 p.m.
Jolly Warner............geeeeesh!
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: Tarzan Boy (Guest) on 12/25/01 at 03:50 p.m.
No, I am not making this up. The street I lived near was called Calle Al Volcan (i.e. "Street To The Volcano" or, simply put, "Volcano St." - yes, I lived near an actual volcano...).
My porn star name would be King (I named my cat after Elvis' nickname) Volcan...
Tarzan Boy
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: lyron on 01/29/02 at 10:27 p.m.
Mittens Foxcroft -
- Geezus
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: XenaKat13 on 01/30/02 at 09:57 a.m.
The first family pet was a German Shepherd called Hogan. The first street we ever lived on was Hyde Park Avenue.
The first pet that was "mine" was a cat called Neysa.
So I'd be either Hogan Hyde Park or Neysa Hyde Park. :-/
Since I'm female the second one makes more sense. :-*
We never played this game, and in fact, it's the first time I've ever heard of it.
...Kinda cool though... ;)
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: bedofroses2play on 08/01/03 at 07:20 a.m.
Pussy Penrose!!!
wahey! :-*
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: Kellswitch on 08/01/03 at 08:18 a.m.
Saddly, mine would be Basil Belle Plaine Ave.
I don't think I'd get much work. ;)
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: kimmers on 08/01/03 at 10:59 a.m.
Mine would be:
Samantha Aspen
Not too bad I suppose
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: Durania on 08/01/03 at 01:56 p.m.
Hmmm...what if first place you remember living didnt actually have a street address, but a PO box? Hmm, if I use the name of the apartment complex, mine would be:
Butterfinger Hillcrest :-X
If not, using the next address after we moved, it'd be:
Butterfinger Tunnel :o
Weird name I know...but my friend and I got cats at the same time, she named hers Goldfinger after the Bond movie, and I just named mine Butterfinger for some reason...
Subject: Re: 80s Porn Star name
Written By: Sasha1975 on 08/01/03 at 02:33 p.m.
Wow this thread has been going since 2001. I believe it, it's pretty funny.
Okay then on with it.
Sheba Jefferys
Oh I love it, I can see it in the bright lights now. ;D