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Subject: Steven Seagal Looks Awful!

Written By: ringer on 06/03/03 at 03:00 p.m.

Steve looked great in 1987's Above The Law!

Now?  He looks fat and old and puffy!

How can someone once so thin and fit get so fat???

And his hair looks like a crappy rug!

Did anyone see Half Past Dead?

Steve looks half past dead!

HAW!!!

Steve should make a movie like this with 80's babe Charlotte Lewis called HEY DJ!:

http://us.imdb.com/Title?0322621


Subject: Re: Steven Seagal Looks Awful!

Written By: The_Banananator on 07/02/03 at 01:13 a.m.

Now that's the funniest thread title I've seen yet!  :D

Subject: Re: Steven Seagal Looks Awful!

Written By: Digitales on 07/02/03 at 02:18 a.m.


Quoting:
Steve looked great in 1987's Above The Law!

Now?  He looks fat and old and puffy!

How can someone once so thin and fit get so fat???

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probably way too many donuts & fries & icecream, probably all at one sitting! LOL. Pluss no exercise at all, because he was so fit before. Maybe he injured himself and stopped all together the training, but kept eating just as much as before?
not sure... but the pics below are frightening! :o

http://pro.corbis.com/images/watermark/67/12311942/UT0004284.jpghttp://www.rexfeatures.com/previews/409/409111a.jpg

Subject: Re: Steven Seagal Looks Awful!

Written By: zippo on 07/09/03 at 05:35 p.m.

Steven is one 80's star who looks awful!

Poor guy.  Put him on the Atkins diet!  No more carbs!  Steve looks like a chubby Buddah now!

I love a fat action star!  Cracks me the heck up!  His movies these days are so bad they are good!  Like Ticker?  In Ticker he was so fat they used a body double for non-closeup shots!

Hilarious!

Subject: Re: Steven Seagal Looks Awful!

Written By: Kellswitch on 07/28/03 at 09:51 a.m.

Steve looked great in 1987's Above The Law!

Now?  He looks fat and old and puffy!

How can someone once so thin and fit get so fat


When your his age, please check back in and tell me if you still need to ask this question.  
Some people just age better than others, and as you get older your body stores fat differently and it's much harder to get rid of it.

Subject: Re: Steven Seagal Looks Awful!

Written By: 80sTrivia on 07/28/03 at 05:45 p.m.

My step-mother loves Steven Seagal for some reason. I asked her "Why?" (  ??? ) and she said she thought he was good-looking!  ??? I guess it's a matter of taste!  ;D