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Subject: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: Carl on 03/27/06 at 3:02 pm

And there was plenty of them!

Ghostbusters-1984

Dr. Venkman (Bill Murray)-'Somone saw a cochroach on 14th floor'
Elevator patron- 'That must be some cochroach!'
Dr. Venkman-'Bite yer head off man!'

LOL!!  ;D Just the way he said it was funny, a classic line

AND

'Yes sir it's true, this man has no dick!'

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: Donnie Darko on 03/27/06 at 3:49 pm

"No more yanky my wanky ... the Donger need food!"

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: stingr22 on 03/27/06 at 11:51 pm

From "The Breakfast Club"

John Bender (Judd Nelson):   "So it's sort of social.  Demented and sad, but social."

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Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: Watcher29 on 03/28/06 at 8:03 am

"Now when this thing gets up to 88 miles per hour, you are going to see some serious sheesh!"
- Back to the Future

"Ray. When ever anybody asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"
-Ghostbusters

"Ted, strange things are afoot at the Circle K."
- Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Bill: "You *ditched* Napoleon?"
Deacon: "He was a dick."
-Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/28/06 at 10:12 am

My favorite quote from Bill and Ted:

Evil Duke: Put them in the iron maiden.
Ted: Iron Maiden?
Bill, Ted: Excellent!
Evil Duke: Execute them.
Bill, Ted: Bogus!

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: Kenosha on 03/28/06 at 1:53 pm

I recently watched Bill and Ted for the first time in a maybe 10 years or more. I turned it off...it was horrible to me. I was thinking "this is not funny". I liked it when it first came out. Funny how that is.

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/28/06 at 2:26 pm

From Witches of Eastwick:

Alexandra Medford (played by Cher): I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.


Daryl Van Horne: Of course, I wouldn't know a snowy egret if I were pissing on one. Lunch?
Alexandra Medford: I think it's a little late in the season.
Daryl Van Horne: For lunch?
Alexandra Medford: No, pissing on birds.



Cat

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: Webstor on 03/28/06 at 4:43 pm

"As You Wish"

"INCONCEIVABLE!!"

"Hello..my Name is Inigo Montoya...you killed my father....prepare to die"

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/28/06 at 8:04 pm

RoboCop:

Dead or alive, you're coming with me!

Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

See, I got this problem. Cops don't like me. So I don't like cops.

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: Trimac20 on 03/29/06 at 1:21 am

Anything from the film "Scarface" cause it was so OTT, and SO eighties in every way.

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: GagMeWithASpoon on 04/01/06 at 1:09 pm

I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen. - Say Anything ;)

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: nina on 04/01/06 at 10:58 pm

Anything from The Breakfast Club.

You wear tights?
I wear the required uniform.
Tights!

Wax on! Wax off!

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife.

It's like a line that no one really picks up on, but my favorite line is when grandpa is telling the police that the donger is wearing tan slacks, a red sweater and red sneakers and then he says to the cop, "No he's not retarded"! It cracks me up, maybe it's because I work with special needs kids.

What is that line from Ghostbusters when she says, "I want you inside of me."
He replies, 'I think you have enough people in you already."

"Cinderella story."  Bill Murray picking up that Baby Ruth from the pool and eating it is the best none line scene in an 80's movie.

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: joejoe on 04/05/06 at 4:05 am

Ace: What are you doing to do kid, shoot all of us?
Gordie: No Ace, just you.

Stand by Me

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/05/06 at 1:48 pm

History of the World Part I:


Empress Nympho: Say Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?
Crowd: Whooooaaaaaaa!
Bob: Well, we could use another wine steward.
Josephus: Hey, I got a great corkscrew.
Crowd: Whoooaaaaaaa!
Josephus: Damn, this a hip crowd!


Marcus Vindictus: Don't you know your right flank from your left flank?
Captain Mucus: I'm sorry sir, I flunked flank.
Marcus Vindictus: You flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!

(I'm wondering how many outtakes they had of that one)

Roman Officer: Do you know the penalty for a slave that strikes a Roman citizen?

Roman Officer: Ok, you. You had your hand up first.
Man in crowd: Death by torture!
Roman Officer: No. You.
Man in crowd: Crucifiction!
Roman Officer: No. You.
Man in crowd: They shove a living snake up your ass!
Roman Officer: Ah, no... but that's very creative.

So many, many more.



Cat

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: Watcher29 on 04/05/06 at 4:29 pm

"Warp Speed won't be fast enough! We need... Ludicrous Speed!"
"Prepare for Ludicrous Speed! Ready on the right?"
"Ready on the right!"
"Ready on the left?"
"Ready on the left!"
"Pray to God!"
"Praying to God!"


....
"My God! They've gone plaid!"

- Spaceballs

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/05/06 at 7:58 pm

My favorites from Ghostbusters....

Ray, when someone asks if you're a God, you say "Yes"!

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.
Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave.
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.

I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: Jake Harold on 12/07/10 at 10:42 pm

Come out to the coast, we'll get together.... have a few laughs. - Die Hard - John McClain crawling through the elevator shaft.  :)

The <a href="http://www.80smoviequotes.com/">80s</a> had the best movie quotes.

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: Doc Brown on 12/08/10 at 12:23 am

TRON:
Walter: You've got to expect a little static. They're only machines, they can't think.
Alan: Some programs will be thinking soon.
Walter: Won't that be grand? All the computers and the programs will start thinking, and the people will stop!

Ram: They're going to make you play video games.
Flynn: Hey, no sweat. I play video games better than anybody.

Flynn: I'm gettin' outta here right now and you guys are invited!

MCP: Together, we will be complete.

Flynn: Ah, you guys know what it's like, you just keep doing what it looks like you're supposed to be doing, no matter how crazy it seems. I hate to disappoint you, pal, but most of the time, that's the way it is for us Users, too.
Tron: Stranger and stranger.

WarGames:
Biology Teacher: Who first suggested reproduction without sex?
David: Your wife?

David: I don't believe any system is infallible.

Prof. Falken: Did you ever play Tic-Tac-Toe?
Jennifer: Yeah, of course.
Prof. Falken: But you don't anymore.
Jennifer: No.
Prof. Falken: Why?
Jennifer: Because it's a boring game, it's always a tie.
Prof. Falken: Exactly! There's no way to win. The game itself is pointless.

Prof. Falken: General, you're listening to a machine. Do the world a favor and don't act like one!

General Berringer: I'd P on a sparkplug if I thought it'd do any good!

Labyrinth:
Sarah: I can bear it no longer! Goblin King! Goblin King! Wherever you may be, take this child of mine far away from me... Right now!

Jareth: Sarah, go back to your room. Play with your toys and your costumes. Forget about the baby.

Jareth: Everything I've done, I've done for you. I move the stars for no one!

Sarah: Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... You have no power over me!

The Running Man:
Richards: Killian! I'll be back.
Killian: Only in a re-run.

Killian: We're number one, Ben! That's all that counts. Trust me, I've been in the business thirty years.
Richards: Well, I haven't been in television as long as you have. But I'm a quick learner. And now I'm going to give the people what I think they want!

Your Pal,
Doc

8)

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: JamieMcBain on 12/08/10 at 9:28 am

Real Genius

Old Lady: Tell me, what's Einstein really like?
Professor Hathaway: Dead.

Chris Knight: If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... Well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying that because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing

Labyrinth

Jareth: And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.
Hoggle: Y-you will?
Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench!

Didymus: Sir Ludo, canst thou summon up the very rocks?
Ludo: Sure. Rocks friends.

Guard: Well, the only way out of here is to try one of these doors!
Guard: One of them leads to the castle at the end of the labyrinth, and the other one leads to...
Guard: Ba-baba-BOOM!
Guard: Certain DEATH!
Guard: Ooooooooooooohhhhh!

The Hat: It's so stimulating being your hat.

Goblin: Your mother is a fraggin' aardvark!

The Dark Crystal

Aughra: End, begin, all the same. Big change. Sometimes good. Sometimes bad.

Aughra: Another Great Conjunction coming up! Anything could happen! Whole WORLD might burn up!

Aughra: End of Aughra! Hm!

Aughra: Ya look like Gelfling...

Aughra: SMELL like Gelfling...
[
Aughra: maybe y'ARE Gelfling!

The Neverending Story

Mr. Koreander: The video arcade is down the street. Here we just sell small rectangular objects. They're called books. They require a little effort on your part, and make no bee-bee-bee-bee-beeps. On your way please.

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/08/10 at 9:07 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgSY0L0MWvo

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: gumbypiz on 12/09/10 at 12:08 am


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgSY0L0MWvo

That's friggin amazing, I've seen this movie at least 4-5 times and it didn't dawn on me till now that J Waters was the salesman. 8)

How about Highlander
Christopher Lambert: "There can be only one"

or

Penn & Teller Get Killed

Penn: Oh, yeah. We're dead and there's no way out. I mean, it couldn't be a gag, it couldn't be a joke. We're not gonna have one of the characters wake up from a bad dream; you'd hate us for that! I mean the movie is called 'Penn & Teller Get Killed.' We HAD to get killed at the end, there's no way out of that. We were married to that ending from the moment we thought of the title, and now we've actually killed off ourselves, and there's no taking that back. And this whole pullback, this is not us going to heaven. We're just dead. I mean, those were suicides, frowned upon by every major Western religion, and Atlantic City is in the Western world, so... Penn & Teller are dead. That's it. Thanks. Hope you enjoyed it. You can imagine the sequel thing is kind of a bitch.
Teller: Why didn't we just use different names?
Penn: Damn!

or

Repo Man
Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes.
Duke: Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay.

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: gmann on 12/09/10 at 1:25 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEgu7jdc_fs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o0V6VPX_E0

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: Hud on 12/10/10 at 2:06 am

Thank you for not smoking. - Clean and Sober

Release the deer. - Funny Farm

His real name's Mosely.
I'M MOSELY! - Midnight Run

The entire script of Midnight Run.

No pointy hats but lots of pointy heads. - Mississippi Burning

Which side was that side, Private Pyle?! - Full Metal Jacket

How many yachts are enough, Gordon? - Wall Street

TRAAAAAAIN! - Stand by Me

I'm a loner, Dottie...a rebel. - Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Know what I got for Christmas? A carton of bleeping cigarettes. "Smoke up, Johnny."  - The Breakfast Club

I always know when ol' Barnett's been at my house. The toilet ain't never flushed and the cat's pregnant. - Rhinestone

Be sure to drink your...Ovaltine?! A crummy commercial? I left the bathroom older...wiser. - A Christmas Story

You wanna dance?
Get away from me, you creep.
Yeah, well I was just takin' a poll. - Valley Girl

Who you workin' with? - War Games

MR PRATT! What's the matter, Mr Pratt? Buuugs got yer tongue? - Creepshow

Um, two more Cokes. - Fast Times at Ridgemont

Oh, that Barney Rubble. What an actor! - Night Shift

He had me change the one to a nine. - The Verdict

Couldn't you just stop scribbling for a second and put down your g'damn ball point pen and just look at her? Couldn't you just see her?...Didn't you...didn't you LIKE her? - Absence of Malice

No...wire...hangers...EVER! - Mommie Dearest

Rootin' around for Ramona. - Neighbors

Put back that coffee cup you keep switching, Earl...or it'll be PUMP CITY! - Neighbors

Suuure, you can sleep together...just don't let Ethel catch ya! - On Golden Pond

Lighten up, Frances. - Stripes

Are you really afraid of your underwear? - The Four Seasons

Why aren't I notified about these things? - Airplane

Well tell 'em a story, Roy. - Brubaker

You don't wanna lick it? - Body Heat

Ha, look at this hat. I bet you buy a hat like this, you get a free bowl of soup! Oooh, but it looks good on YOU, though. - Caddyshack

Loretta's gettin' to be a woman now. She's goin' on 14. - Coal Miner's Daughter

No strings...remember? - Middle Age Crazy

The other four dogs acted on their own, your honor. - Seems Like Old Times

Criticizing my new fur jacket. And...slapping my hand. - Stir Crazy

I tried so hard to be good. - The Elephant Man




















Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/10/10 at 5:59 am

John Bender: Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: GoddessPsyche on 12/27/10 at 5:50 am

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/eekyellow.gif"Wolfman's got nards!" -Horace, The Monster Squad, 1987

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: SpaceJunk on 01/31/11 at 12:58 pm


Repo Man
Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes.
Duke: Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay.


I still get chills when I watch the end of Repo Man -- it taught me that the outcasts and underdogs are always the ones who get to ride around in flying cars :)

Otto: Whoa, this is intense.
Miller: The life of a repo man is always intense.

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: Dagwood on 01/31/11 at 6:17 pm

I want my two dollars! - Better Off Dead

Subject: Re: Memorable 80s movie quotes

Written By: Foo Bar on 01/31/11 at 9:04 pm


I still get chills when I watch the end of Repo Man -- it taught me that the outcasts and underdogs are always the ones who get to ride around in flying cars :)

Otto: Whoa, this is intense.
Miller: The life of a repo man is always intense.


I get chills when I watch the start of Repo Man:

"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes."

I can't say it's as important a lesson, but that one line taught me that every frame of that movie was going to be awesome.

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