And there was plenty of them!

Ghostbusters-1984

Dr. Venkman (Bill Murray)-'Somone saw a cochroach on 14th floor'
Elevator patron- 'That must be some cochroach!'
Dr. Venkman-'Bite yer head off man!'

LOL!!  ;D Just the way he said it was funny, a classic line

AND

'Yes sir it's true, this man has no dick!'

"No more yanky my wanky ... the Donger need food!"

From "The Breakfast Club"

John Bender (Judd Nelson):   "So it's sort of social.  Demented and sad, but social."

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"Now when this thing gets up to 88 miles per hour, you are going to see some serious sheesh!"
- Back to the Future

"Ray. When ever anybody asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"
-Ghostbusters

"Ted, strange things are afoot at the Circle K."
- Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Bill: "You *ditched* Napoleon?"
Deacon: "He was a dick."
-Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

My favorite quote from Bill and Ted:

Evil Duke: Put them in the iron maiden.
Ted: Iron Maiden?
Bill, Ted: Excellent!
Evil Duke: Execute them.
Bill, Ted: Bogus!

I recently watched Bill and Ted for the first time in a maybe 10 years or more. I turned it off...it was horrible to me. I was thinking "this is not funny". I liked it when it first came out. Funny how that is.

From Witches of Eastwick:

Alexandra Medford (played by Cher): I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.


Daryl Van Horne: Of course, I wouldn't know a snowy egret if I were pissing on one. Lunch?
Alexandra Medford: I think it's a little late in the season.
Daryl Van Horne: For lunch?
Alexandra Medford: No, pissing on birds.



Cat

"As You Wish"

"INCONCEIVABLE!!"

"Hello..my Name is Inigo Montoya...you killed my father....prepare to die"

RoboCop:

Dead or alive, you're coming with me!

Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

See, I got this problem. Cops don't like me. So I don't like cops.

Anything from the film "Scarface" cause it was so OTT, and SO eighties in every way.

I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen. - Say Anything ;)

Anything from The Breakfast Club.

You wear tights?
I wear the required uniform.
Tights!

Wax on! Wax off!

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife.

It's like a line that no one really picks up on, but my favorite line is when grandpa is telling the police that the donger is wearing tan slacks, a red sweater and red sneakers and then he says to the cop, "No he's not retarded"! It cracks me up, maybe it's because I work with special needs kids.

What is that line from Ghostbusters when she says, "I want you inside of me."
He replies, 'I think you have enough people in you already."

"Cinderella story."  Bill Murray picking up that Baby Ruth from the pool and eating it is the best none line scene in an 80's movie.

Ace: What are you doing to do kid, shoot all of us?
Gordie: No Ace, just you.

Stand by Me

History of the World Part I:


Empress Nympho: Say Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?
Crowd: Whooooaaaaaaa!
Bob: Well, we could use another wine steward.
Josephus: Hey, I got a great corkscrew.
Crowd: Whoooaaaaaaa!
Josephus: Damn, this a hip crowd!


Marcus Vindictus: Don't you know your right flank from your left flank?
Captain Mucus: I'm sorry sir, I flunked flank.
Marcus Vindictus: You flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!

(I'm wondering how many outtakes they had of that one)

Roman Officer: Do you know the penalty for a slave that strikes a Roman citizen?

Roman Officer: Ok, you. You had your hand up first.
Man in crowd: Death by torture!
Roman Officer: No. You.
Man in crowd: Crucifiction!
Roman Officer: No. You.
Man in crowd: They shove a living snake up your ass!
Roman Officer: Ah, no... but that's very creative.

So many, many more.



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