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Subject: Kid Drinks Gasoline To Be More Like the Transformers

Written By: Frank on 07/22/09 at 1:14 am

Shanghai Daily is reporting that a 14-year-old from Yibin in Sichuan, China has been drinking Gasoline for the last five years to become a “valiant fighter” like Optimus Prime. The youngster first saw the animated Transformers tv series when he was nine years old, and was so impressed that be “that he began drinking fuel on a daily basis to “obtain energy” and become a mighty warrior like the Transformers.”

The kids parents scolded the kid after he started smelling the gas in cigarette lighters, and later began to notice that the gasoline in their motorcycle had begin disappearing. They caught the kid in the act and locked the motorcycle away, but the boy started stealing gasoline from unsuspecting neighbors. After the parents learned that their child was drinking two or three bottles a day, they decided to take him to a hospital. The doctor explained to the boy that he would not gain supernatural strength, but instead now has mental disorders from the lead and a strong “gasoline dependence.”

“Since my son start to drink gas, his intelligence quotient dropped sharply and he couldn’t figure out addition and subtraction of sums within 100,” the father said. “Before that, he was a very smart boy, and he could even repair the television. But now he doesn’t know the answer of 7 plus 17.”

True (and sad) story. I am not making this up.

Subject: Re: Kid Drinks Gasoline To Be More Like the Transformers

Written By: Skies on 07/24/09 at 5:34 pm

Wow, that's an odd story.

I'd hate to be the kid's parents.

Subject: Re: Kid Drinks Gasoline To Be More Like the Transformers

Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/23/09 at 8:20 pm

That's just sad.

Subject: Re: Kid Drinks Gasoline To Be More Like the Transformers

Written By: danootaandme on 08/24/09 at 8:14 am

Two or three bottles of gasoline a day?  I don't think so.

Subject: Re: Kid Drinks Gasoline To Be More Like the Transformers

Written By: Foo Bar on 08/26/09 at 12:15 am


That's just sad.


http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg165/Satan_Sunburn/darwin_approves.jpg

s/sad/evolution in action/g

Subject: Re: Kid Drinks Gasoline To Be More Like the Transformers

Written By: Marian on 10/20/09 at 3:48 pm


Shanghai Daily is reporting that a 14-year-old from Yibin in Sichuan, China has been drinking Gasoline for the last five years to become a “valiant fighter” like Optimus Prime. The youngster first saw the animated Transformers tv series when he was nine years old, and was so impressed that be “that he began drinking fuel on a daily basis to “obtain energy” and become a mighty warrior like the Transformers.”

The kids parents scolded the kid after he started smelling the gas in cigarette lighters, and later began to notice that the gasoline in their motorcycle had begin disappearing. They caught the kid in the act and locked the motorcycle away, but the boy started stealing gasoline from unsuspecting neighbors. After the parents learned that their child was drinking two or three bottles a day, they decided to take him to a hospital. The doctor explained to the boy that he would not gain supernatural strength, but instead now has mental disorders from the lead and a strong “gasoline dependence.”

“Since my son start to drink gas, his intelligence quotient dropped sharply and he couldn’t figure out addition and subtraction of sums within 100,” the father said. “Before that, he was a very smart boy, and he could even repair the television. But now he doesn’t know the answer of 7 plus 17.”

True (and sad) story. I am not making this up.
I'm sure he had mental disorders before he started doing this.

Subject: Re: Kid Drinks Gasoline To Be More Like the Transformers

Written By: apollonia1986 on 11/08/09 at 12:30 pm

That's just pitiful. I'd be afraid I'd set myself on fire with that mess.

Subject: Re: Kid Drinks Gasoline To Be More Like the Transformers

Written By: Christie Marie M on 01/20/10 at 9:06 pm

This is just plain odd. I get nausea at the smell of gasoline.

Subject: Re: Kid Drinks Gasoline To Be More Like the Transformers

Written By: DJ Blaze on 01/20/10 at 10:08 pm

OK, this is just freakin' daffy.

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