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Subject: For that one-of-a-kind present....
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/08/07 at 11:25 am
Just what I always wanted-- ;)
http://i18.tinypic.com/89g3ubd.jpg
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22139117/
A good cause, I know. But still-- ;D
Subject: Re: For that one-of-a-kind present....
Written By: Red Ant on 12/08/07 at 11:43 am
"The Javan rhino is so rare, a sample could not be collected."
Well, count me out. I wanted the whole set. I can't have a "4 outta 5" rhino turd collection - it's just incomplete.
Hmmm, gives me an idea for a parody...
Ant
Subject: Re: For that one-of-a-kind present....
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/08/07 at 11:46 am
"The Javan rhino is so rare, a sample could not be collected."
Well, count me out. I wanted the whole set. I can't have a "4 outta 5" rhino turd collection - it's just incomplete.
Ant
My sentiments exactly!
Subject: Re: For that one-of-a-kind present....
Written By: Red Ant on 12/08/07 at 11:48 pm
I talked with my dad tonight. I told him I was getting him a rhino turd for Christmas. Thinking he would be impressed, he responds with "Well Billy got me a can of Goose A**holes a few years ago".
??? :o
Way to be upstaged. Sure enough, he had a can of Goose A**holes. I've got a picture of the can: I'll send it via PM to anyone who wants to see it.
Ant
Subject: Re: For that one-of-a-kind present....
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/09/07 at 12:47 pm
I talked with my dad tonight. I told him I was getting him a rhino turd for Christmas. Thinking he would be impressed, he responds with "Well Billy got me a can of Goose A**holes a few years ago".
??? :o
Way to be upstaged. Sure enough, he had a can of Goose A**holes. I've got a picture of the can: I'll send it via PM to anyone who wants to see it.
Ant
Too funny, Ant!!! ;D
But ya know, you aren't truly upstaged unless you don't get Dad the rhino turd. I say, "Go for it!"
Besides, does that can Billy got him really contain goose a**holes? Haven't you ever wondered? No one will ever know unless the can is opened--and who wants to ruin the can?
But rhino turd? There it will be, in all its dry-to-the-touch glory. Your dad will be able to see the proof of your affection. There'll be no bones about it (or in it, since rhinos are herbivores): You gave your dad the real thing.
And how loving is that?
;) ;) ;)
Subject: Re: For that one-of-a-kind present....
Written By: Red Ant on 12/09/07 at 12:58 pm
Besides, does that can Billy got him really contain goose a**holes? Haven't you ever wondered? No one will ever know unless the can is opened--and who wants to ruin the can?
I did wonder, so I searched the net when I got home. It's a gag label (see http://www.goosefoot.com/catalog.htm for one), but it still looked very real. I have seen other really weird stuff in cans, so...
I don't think I can spend at least $123 for a rhino ball, though it would be a great conversation piece... in the right company.
Ant
Subject: Re: For that one-of-a-kind present....
Written By: TigerMystic on 12/09/07 at 2:26 pm
I don't think I can spend at least $123 for a rhino ball, though it would be a great conversation piece... in the right company.
Ant
I can think of at least one or two things I'd rather purchase for that chunk of change, too-- ;)