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Subject: Police: Crack Found in Mans Buttocks

Written By: gumbypiz on 02/08/08 at 9:37 pm

Yep, that is an actual headline, and no, I didn't make that up.  :D

http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/005369.html

The police seemed surprised, I wonder what they expected to find there?  ::)

Subject: Re: Police: Crack Found in Mans Buttocks

Written By: ninny on 02/09/08 at 11:32 am

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh243/chloetitone/crack.jpg

Subject: Re: Police: Crack Found in Mans Buttocks

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/09/08 at 12:47 pm

Who is cracking the jokes now?

Subject: Re: Police: Crack Found in Mans Buttocks

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/09/08 at 11:38 pm


Who is cracking the jokes now?


Jimmy has progressed since his corn days.

Subject: Re: Police: Crack Found in Mans Buttocks

Written By: Bobby on 02/21/08 at 11:03 am

Ha ha, funny stuff.

For some reason, it seems to be a common practice to hide drugs by shoving them up your bottom . . . Not that I've tried it, lol.

Subject: Re: Police: Crack Found in Mans Buttocks

Written By: Paul on 02/21/08 at 3:57 pm


The police seemed surprised, I wonder what they expected to find there?  ::)


I suppose the police are still looking into it...

Subject: Re: Police: Crack Found in Mans Buttocks

Written By: Bobby on 02/21/08 at 3:59 pm


I suppose the police are still looking into it...


For some reason, this made me laugh . . . It's all in the delivery . . .  ;D


k.

Subject: Re: Police: Crack Found in Mans Buttocks

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/21/08 at 6:37 pm

My God, I love this headline.

Subject: Re: Police: Crack Found in Mans Buttocks

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/25/08 at 9:44 pm


Ha ha, funny stuff.

For some reason, it seems to be a common practice to hide drugs by shoving them up your bottom . . . Not that I've tried it, lol.

True.  One junkie girl I knew described the cops pulling her over and her boyfriend cramming there stash up his bum.  I didn't ask about the needle and syringe.  I just didn't wanna know! I knew junkies had a high rate of hepatitis, but I didn't know it could be from....
:-\\

I think the one I saw on Leno 18 years ago was: "Autopsy results on suspicious death: $40,000 found in crack."
:P

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