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Subject: 'Jealous wife' charged after fatal genitals fire
Written By: gumbypiz on 01/08/09 at 12:41 am
"'It belongs to me'"
Um, ok...Australian accused of setting husband ablaze after he hugged woman :o
Don't know what to say, except, if you're with a jealous woman, you may want to keep all flammable liquids out of her range if you plan on hugging any other woman in the near future, or at least keep well shaved down there (the fire will not start as fast I suppose)...your manhood will thank you later.
And you thought John Wayne Bobbit had it hard (oops, bad pun intended).
Subject: Re: 'Jealous wife' charged after fatal genitals fire
Written By: Tia on 01/09/09 at 8:23 am
given what i just said about that dude's kidney in the other thread i guess i have to say it's okay for this chick to flame up this guy's him-jimmy, too. fair's fair.
Subject: Re: 'Jealous wife' charged after fatal genitals fire
Written By: Red Ant on 01/10/09 at 11:11 am
Boord quoted Narayan allegedly saying: "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else."
Sounds completely logical to me.
signature banned as well
Subject: Re: 'Jealous wife' charged after fatal genitals fire
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/13/09 at 7:33 pm
I can't think of a good joke about "the burning bush."
Anyway, all he did was hug the other woman, so shouldn't his wife have set his arms on fire?
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Subject: Re: 'Jealous wife' charged after fatal genitals fire
Written By: Dagwood on 01/13/09 at 7:57 pm
Setting his genitals on fire gets his attention better than his arm. ;)
Subject: Re: 'Jealous wife' charged after fatal genitals fire
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 01/14/09 at 6:47 pm
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Hey, wait a minute...
What's that smell?
Smell like somethin' burnin'...
Well that don't confront me none
Long as i get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby you better get back in the kitchen,
'Cause I gotta sneakin' suspicion
Oh man baby,
Baby...
YOU JUST BURNED MY BALLS!!!!
HELP ME!!
MY BALLS ON FIRE!!
HELP ME BABY, MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
GET ME SOME WATER!!
POUR SOME WATER ON ME!!
MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
OH MY GOODNESS!!
BLOW ON EM', BLOW ON EM'
DO SOMETHIN!!
Subject: Re: 'Jealous wife' charged after fatal genitals fire
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/14/09 at 7:26 pm
Setting his genitals on fire gets his attention better than his arm. ;)
Not something I wanna think about too much. I'd need a freight train full of OxyContin...a new delivery every week!
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