An Ohio man has been nabbed for trying to get busy with his favorite teddy bear while out in public, and it's not the first time he's been caught in flagantre dilecto with Paddington.

28-year-old Charles Marshall of Cincinnati, Ohio, was issued a citation on Wednesday for masturbating with the cuddly toy in an alleyway outside of the Elm Street Health Clinic. (Talk about your Nightmare of Elm Street!)

Full story here: http://www.migueldante.com/2012/06/call-him-snuggles-man-arrested-4th-time.html

An Ohio man has been nabbed for trying to get busy with his favorite teddy bear while out in public, and it's not the first time he's been caught in flagantre dilecto with Paddington.


Having seen what happened to Lyra last month, I can only sympathize with fans of poor ol' Paddington.  But as for calling him Snuggles?

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  - Negativland, U2, with the relevant bits being the first few seconds and 4:39-4:51

Casey Kasem had this nailed in 1991, right here on the radio station you grew up with!  Music radio station 138-oh-FARK! 

The man needs his bear necessities.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogQ0uge06o

Wow what a weird story!  :o

(6-year-old kid) Gee sir, I got some ice cream stains on my teddy bear yesterday...what's the sticky stain on your teddy?

The man needs his bear necessities.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogQ0uge06o


This thread needs more than just the bare necessities, it needs ALL the remixes!

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  - UK Mixmasters, 1991, Bare Necessities Megamix.

Now, they were sampling from the same place these guys were.  This 1993 track is credited as "The Crew Cuts", and they may have been the vocalists sampled, but this mix is actually found on...

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  - Disco Mix Club, The Jungle Book Groove, from DMC Complete Kids Collection, vol. 1, ca. 1993.

- Which was itself covered in 2000 as the PS2 game The Jungle Book Rhythm N'Groove. Or you could just stick with the 1967 original.  (You clicked on those, you knew what you were getting into!)

(6-year-old kid) Gee sir, I got some ice cream stains on my teddy bear yesterday...what's the sticky stain on your teddy?


;D

You might not want to watch the Robot Chicken skit "Cuddle's Fabric Softener" on youtube then.  Definately NSFW.  Kinda disgusting really, but it's ummm... memorable.  8-P

You might want to watch the Robot Chicken skit "Cuddle's Fabric Softener" on youtube then.  Definately NSFW.  Kinda disgusting really, but it's ummm... memorable.  8-P


FTFY.  (Except for the funny ways you spell "hilarious" :)

After you've done the Robot Chicken (NSFW), we've got more NFSW Snuggles Commercials for y'all.  (And all y'all, stay away from my beer cooler :)

He must have been cruising at his favorite teddy bar!
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He must have been cruising at his favorite teddy bar!
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;D

Looks like Ted can't stop getting action :D

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/AUTOIMAGES/CW94064lg.jpg

Looks like Ted can't stop getting action :D


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Wouldn't the world have been a better place if only that had been true...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m74539MghJ1qzzcb0o1_500.jpg

Wouldn't the world have been a better place if only that had been true...



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^OMG...too many funny replies here!!!  ;D ;D ;D

This thread needs more than just the bare necessities, it needs ALL the remixes!

4ZpGe0qb8OQ

  - UK Mixmasters, 1991, Bare Necessities Megamix.

Now, they were sampling from the same place these guys were.  This 1993 track is credited as "The Crew Cuts", and they may have been the vocalists sampled, but this mix is actually found on...

tPXwCvlERm4

  - Disco Mix Club, The Jungle Book Groove, from DMC Complete Kids Collection, vol. 1, ca. 1993.

- Which was itself covered in 2000 as the PS2 game The Jungle Book Rhythm N'Groove. Or you could just stick with the 1967 original.  (You clicked on those, you knew what you were getting into!)


Let's not forget about this cover of I Wanna Be Like You...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhM_EayV-ys

Let's not forget about this cover of I Wanna Be Like You...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhM_EayV-ys


Metal + Eurobeat = Awesome!

(Seriously, how the hell did I not know this existed?  The idea is so crazy it works.)

That's odd Maxwell, it works fine for me.... but yeah I love eurobeat, and a healthy dose of metal never hurt anyone. Dave Rodgers (who arranged the remix I posted) is known for rock music as well as pretty much single-handedly bringing eurobeat to popularity.