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Subject: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: warped on 09/03/12 at 1:48 pm

Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with:

An Indonesian teenager who was caught having sex with a cow was forced to marry it. Officials in the Island of Bali decided an arranged marriage between boy and beast was an apt punishment.

Nasdaq reported 18-year-old Ngurah Alit defended his sexual transgression by claiming the cow was a beautiful woman who wooed him with compliments.    Bali officials decided that Alit deserved to be punished and decreed he must marry the cow in a ceremony performed before hundreds of people.  According to Emirates 247 the teenager passed out during the wedding ceremony and the townspeople decided to drown the cow.


http://digitaljournal.com/article/329632


Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: ladybug316 on 09/04/12 at 10:57 pm

I.  Just.  Cannot....
:o :(

Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: warped on 09/05/12 at 11:20 am


I.  Just.  Cannot....
:o :(


I'm with you. I can't even write fiction that weird.

Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: Macaroni Man on 09/05/12 at 4:06 pm


http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/3595-i-dont-want-to-live-on-this-planet-anymore.jpg


For competitive writing, we have to write a daily analysis of a current event, and I think I found mine for today! 

Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: Howard on 09/05/12 at 7:45 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zy_p7cshBtk/TBfYckQjRUI/AAAAAAAADDQ/TdToSvx4nNw/s1600/Cow_wife.jpg

Gimmie Kiss!  ;D

Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: Foo Bar on 09/06/12 at 11:03 pm


I'm with you. I can't even write fiction that weird.


...but I'm damn sure going to try.

http://www.purewatergazette.net/images/milkisanatural.gif

Why buy the cow when even the organic stuff is a couple bucks a gallon?

Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: Howard on 09/07/12 at 3:44 pm

But it could be such a moooving experience.  ;D

Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: Foo Bar on 09/08/12 at 11:14 pm


But it could be such a moooving experience.  ;D


http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/4634/cowpiebingo.jpg

Bowel-moooving, perhaps :)

Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/13/12 at 7:51 pm

In Indonesia a man can't marry another man, but he can marry a cow?
???

Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: Howard on 09/13/12 at 7:57 pm


In Indonesia a man can't marry another man, but he can marry a cow?
???



But where would you put the ring? ???

Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: warped on 09/13/12 at 8:36 pm


In Indonesia a man can't marry another man, but he can marry a cow?
???


I know...that's udder nonsense!
::)

Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: warped on 09/14/12 at 4:08 pm


Heck I'd marry the cow even if it meant having sex with it.


You have to live with these words you typed, you know that.   

Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: Howard on 09/15/12 at 3:41 pm


You have to live with these words you typed, you know that. 


I deleted it but that's not gonna make it better. :(

Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: warped on 09/15/12 at 3:52 pm


I deleted it but that's not gonna make it better. :(


Why did you write that you wanted to marry the cow and have sex with it?  :(
Was it an attempt at a joke that went bad, or maybe you just weren't thinking....
I know you really didn't mean it, right?

Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: Howard on 09/15/12 at 4:14 pm


Why did you write that you wanted to marry the cow and have sex with it?  :(
Was it an attempt at a joke that went bad, or maybe you just weren't thinking....
I know you really didn't mean it, right?


I meant it as a joke hope it didn't turn out as kind of a "sexual thing" cause I don't go that way.

Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: warped on 09/15/12 at 4:17 pm


I meant it as a joke hope it didn't turn out as kind of a "sexual thing" cause I don't go that way.

I see. I got it now. ;)

Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: Foo Bar on 09/15/12 at 9:29 pm

So it's gonna be one of those threads?  I'll play!


Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with:


"But enough about my senior prom night!"

Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/15/12 at 10:41 pm


I deleted it but that's not gonna make it better. :(


Or make it butter!
:D

Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: warped on 09/16/12 at 6:08 am


So it's gonna be one of those threads?  I'll play!

"But enough about my senior prom night!"


That was you?    :o :o

You're still a legend at my high school!

Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: Howard on 09/16/12 at 6:09 pm


Or make it butter!
:D


;D

Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: Foo Bar on 09/17/12 at 9:03 pm


That was you?    :o :o

You're still a legend at my high school!


Tonight, on a very special episode of "As the World Churns"...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-O_ksqsmE9xM/TWQoknJGD3I/AAAAAAAABqw/er-9pX8yWOM/s1600/Amish_Luna_churning_butter_on_the_moon-%28n1298382997960%29.jpg

"Send me to the moon," she said...

Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with

Written By: Katluver on 09/30/12 at 7:32 pm

Before being forced into marriage, the boy must have thought, "Why buy the cow, when I can get the milk for free!"

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