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Subject: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: warped on 09/03/12 at 1:48 pm
Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with:
An Indonesian teenager who was caught having sex with a cow was forced to marry it. Officials in the Island of Bali decided an arranged marriage between boy and beast was an apt punishment.
Nasdaq reported 18-year-old Ngurah Alit defended his sexual transgression by claiming the cow was a beautiful woman who wooed him with compliments. Bali officials decided that Alit deserved to be punished and decreed he must marry the cow in a ceremony performed before hundreds of people. According to Emirates 247 the teenager passed out during the wedding ceremony and the townspeople decided to drown the cow.
http://digitaljournal.com/article/329632
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: ladybug316 on 09/04/12 at 10:57 pm
I. Just. Cannot....
:o :(
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: warped on 09/05/12 at 11:20 am
I. Just. Cannot....
:o :(
I'm with you. I can't even write fiction that weird.
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: Macaroni Man on 09/05/12 at 4:06 pm
http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/3595-i-dont-want-to-live-on-this-planet-anymore.jpg
For competitive writing, we have to write a daily analysis of a current event, and I think I found mine for today!
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: Howard on 09/05/12 at 7:45 pm
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zy_p7cshBtk/TBfYckQjRUI/AAAAAAAADDQ/TdToSvx4nNw/s1600/Cow_wife.jpg
Gimmie Kiss! ;D
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: Foo Bar on 09/06/12 at 11:03 pm
I'm with you. I can't even write fiction that weird.
...but I'm damn sure going to try.
http://www.purewatergazette.net/images/milkisanatural.gif
Why buy the cow when even the organic stuff is a couple bucks a gallon?
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: Howard on 09/07/12 at 3:44 pm
But it could be such a moooving experience. ;D
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: Foo Bar on 09/08/12 at 11:14 pm
But it could be such a moooving experience. ;D
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/4634/cowpiebingo.jpg
Bowel-moooving, perhaps :)
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/13/12 at 7:51 pm
In Indonesia a man can't marry another man, but he can marry a cow?
???
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: Howard on 09/13/12 at 7:57 pm
In Indonesia a man can't marry another man, but he can marry a cow?
???
But where would you put the ring? ???
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: warped on 09/13/12 at 8:36 pm
In Indonesia a man can't marry another man, but he can marry a cow?
???
I know...that's udder nonsense!
::)
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: warped on 09/14/12 at 4:08 pm
Heck I'd marry the cow even if it meant having sex with it.
You have to live with these words you typed, you know that.
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: Howard on 09/15/12 at 3:41 pm
You have to live with these words you typed, you know that.
I deleted it but that's not gonna make it better. :(
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: warped on 09/15/12 at 3:52 pm
I deleted it but that's not gonna make it better. :(
Why did you write that you wanted to marry the cow and have sex with it? :(
Was it an attempt at a joke that went bad, or maybe you just weren't thinking....
I know you really didn't mean it, right?
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: Howard on 09/15/12 at 4:14 pm
Why did you write that you wanted to marry the cow and have sex with it? :(
Was it an attempt at a joke that went bad, or maybe you just weren't thinking....
I know you really didn't mean it, right?
I meant it as a joke hope it didn't turn out as kind of a "sexual thing" cause I don't go that way.
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: warped on 09/15/12 at 4:17 pm
I meant it as a joke hope it didn't turn out as kind of a "sexual thing" cause I don't go that way.
I see. I got it now. ;)
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: Foo Bar on 09/15/12 at 9:29 pm
So it's gonna be one of those threads? I'll play!
Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with:
"But enough about my senior prom night!"
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/15/12 at 10:41 pm
I deleted it but that's not gonna make it better. :(
Or make it butter!
:D
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: warped on 09/16/12 at 6:08 am
So it's gonna be one of those threads? I'll play!
"But enough about my senior prom night!"
That was you? :o :o
You're still a legend at my high school!
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: Howard on 09/16/12 at 6:09 pm
Or make it butter!
:D
;D
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: Foo Bar on 09/17/12 at 9:03 pm
That was you? :o :o
You're still a legend at my high school!
Tonight, on a very special episode of "As the World Churns"...
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-O_ksqsmE9xM/TWQoknJGD3I/AAAAAAAABqw/er-9pX8yWOM/s1600/Amish_Luna_churning_butter_on_the_moon-%28n1298382997960%29.jpg
"Send me to the moon," she said...
Subject: Re: Teen forced to marry cow he had sex with
Written By: Katluver on 09/30/12 at 7:32 pm
Before being forced into marriage, the boy must have thought, "Why buy the cow, when I can get the milk for free!"