Subject: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: 2kidsami on 12/06/12 at 8:59 pm

WARNING: not for the easily offended!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

Ok this is tooo funny not to share! My aunt in law thinks I should take it down from my fb page so I don't get into trouble from the school... I will go back into my closet now!

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: snozberries on 12/06/12 at 9:48 pm

Yeah. Can't say I've ever read that in the thousands of police reports I've read in my career. ;D

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: 2kidsami on 12/06/12 at 10:07 pm

Yeah. Can't say I've ever read that in the thousands of police reports I've read in my career. ;D
i just thought it was too funny! Especially the fact the "estranged husband" lived 3 doors down in the economy living establishment!!!!

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/06/12 at 10:30 pm

http://rlv.zcache.com/happy_smiley_face_horror_greeting_card-p137486402583450772en8bb_216.jpg

I'm grateful I had my evening meal a good spell before I read that story!

http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/2/99533f0e5b2b79a7b1407d9bb1a91d8b/0/43341630/melissa-lee-williams-vagins-smell-mug-shot-jpg.jpeg

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: 2kidsami on 12/06/12 at 10:41 pm

http://rlv.zcache.com/happy_smiley_face_horror_greeting_card-p137486402583450772en8bb_216.jpg

I'm grateful I had my evening meal a good spell before I read that story!

http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/2/99533f0e5b2b79a7b1407d9bb1a91d8b/0/43341630/melissa-lee-williams-vagins-smell-mug-shot-jpg.jpeg
what no tuna surprise with that cutie ^-^

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: danootaandme on 12/07/12 at 3:33 am

Why oh why did you post this? I will have to live with the PTSD visuals for the rest of my life. ;D

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: 2kidsami on 12/07/12 at 6:10 am

Why oh why did you post this? I will have to live with the PTSD visuals for the rest of my life. ;D
sorry! I had to share my pain with others! Thanks for suffering with me! I thought life on mars was as good a place to put it!

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/07/12 at 9:23 pm

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_g-tViu31MMs/TNmx8mBrvNI/AAAAAAAABlc/iJCL4r2AuWU/s1600/RoyalGelatin1933det.jpg

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/07/12 at 11:27 pm

WARNING: not for the easily offended!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

Ok this is tooo funny not to share! My aunt in law thinks I should take it down from my fb page so I don't get into trouble from the school... I will go back into my closet now!

*reads first paragraph or two*

What, I've heard that line before! Take door #1? Sure, no problem!

*looks at mugshot*

Not even if drunk, but sure, how much worse could it... umm...

*continues reading*

OK, I'm not gonna even think about door #2, miss, it's door #0 or nothing!

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/266/3/8/cut_throat_persona_pony_custom_by_thatg33kgirl-d5fofld.jpg

Carve me up like a Thanksgiving turkey or a Christmas ham!

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 12/09/12 at 3:28 pm

Question for the ladies: Which of the following would be the most effective option for Mrs. Williams to hang underneath her skirt to help deal with her, uh, problem?

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Magic-Tree-FOREST-FRESH-CAR-AIR-FRESHENER-Green-2264-1-/00/s/MzAwWDMwMA==/$%28KGrHqR,!nQE8Yt8y!m7BPKrNdDoiw~~60_35.JPG http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ANYO3ndML._SL500_AA300_.png
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/317Bw90sWfL._SL500_AA300_.jpg http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ll7mXU42L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

:o :o :o

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: 2kidsami on 12/09/12 at 5:52 pm

Question for the ladies: Which of the following would be the most effective option for Mrs. Williams to hang underneath her skirt to help deal with her, uh, problem?

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Magic-Tree-FOREST-FRESH-CAR-AIR-FRESHENER-Green-2264-1-/00/s/MzAwWDMwMA==/$%28KGrHqR,!nQE8Yt8y!m7BPKrNdDoiw~~60_35.JPG http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ANYO3ndML._SL500_AA300_.png
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/317Bw90sWfL._SL500_AA300_.jpg http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41ll7mXU42L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

:o :o :o
lol!!! I find it amusing that most deal with her odor being offensive! Notice her behavior was not an issue ;)

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 12/10/12 at 12:41 am

lol!!! I find it amusing that most deal with her odor being offensive! Notice her behavior was not an issue ;)

That's probably because had she taken care of business down there, most guys would have obliged her. :o

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/10/12 at 8:37 pm

Question for the ladies: Which of the following would be the most effective option for Mrs. Williams to hang underneath her skirt to help deal with her, uh, problem?

:o :o :o

Good luck AL-B. Melissa Lee don't wear no skirt!
8-P

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/10/12 at 9:18 pm

Question for the ladies: Which of the following would be the most effective option for Mrs. Williams to hang underneath her skirt to help deal with her, uh, problem?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md0w8vu94W1qc8lt5.jpg

Ah, I knew if I looked long enough I'd find a suitable tree-shaped air freshener.

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 12/10/12 at 10:08 pm

Good luck AL-B. Melissa Lee don't wear no skirt!
8-P

Well, she could always stick a couple of these to the inside of her thighs. :P

http://www.4sgm.com/is-bin/intershop.static/WFS/4sgm-Storefront-Site/-/en_US/images/product_new/M/55857_M.jpg

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/12/12 at 8:38 pm

Well, she could always stick a couple of these to the inside of her thighs. :P

http://www.4sgm.com/is-bin/intershop.static/WFS/4sgm-Storefront-Site/-/en_US/images/product_new/M/55857_M.jpg

Now now, there's no need for the guy to act all douchey about this.

http://gcaggiano.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/lysol_big.jpg

...or was there?

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: 2kidsami on 12/12/12 at 9:18 pm

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md0w8vu94W1qc8lt5.jpg

Ah, I knew if I looked long enough I'd find a suitable tree-shaped air freshener.
lol!!!

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: 2kidsami on 12/12/12 at 9:39 pm

Now now, there's no need for the guy to act all douchey about this.

http://gcaggiano.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/lysol_big.jpg

...or was there?
lysol douche that is some serious stuff!

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: Howard on 12/13/12 at 8:19 am

http://rlv.zcache.com/happy_smiley_face_horror_greeting_card-p137486402583450772en8bb_216.jpg

I'm grateful I had my evening meal a good spell before I read that story!

http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/2/99533f0e5b2b79a7b1407d9bb1a91d8b/0/43341630/melissa-lee-williams-vagins-smell-mug-shot-jpg.jpeg

That is one fugly bitch! :o

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: Howard on 12/13/12 at 8:19 am

sorry! I had to share my pain with others! Thanks for suffering with me! I thought life on mars was as good a place to put it!

How about the trash can?

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: Howard on 12/13/12 at 8:23 am

That's probably because had she taken care of business down there, most guys would have obliged her. :o

only if she had on makeup. She looks like Anne Ramsey.

http://mimg.ugo.com/201011/65188/cuts/throw-momma-from-the-train_528_poster.jpg

:o

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: Howard on 12/13/12 at 8:24 am

Well, she could always stick a couple of these to the inside of her thighs. :P

http://www.4sgm.com/is-bin/intershop.static/WFS/4sgm-Storefront-Site/-/en_US/images/product_new/M/55857_M.jpg

or any woman's thighs before engaging in sexual activity.

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/13/12 at 7:21 pm

OH MAN! I just saw this story again!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMuUFE_Iz7k

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 01/15/13 at 1:26 pm

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Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: apollonia1986 on 01/20/13 at 8:44 pm

O-M-J! That's just brutal man!

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: Bobby on 02/06/13 at 6:46 pm

Haha, oh man! A woman would rather go through the effort of sexually harrassing people at knifepoint rather than wash her own vagina...The whole situation stinks. ;D

Subject: Re: Woman utters line never previously recorded!

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 02/06/13 at 7:03 pm

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