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Subject: Security Guard Shoots off his genital

Written By: warped on 01/23/13 at 7:10 pm

A 33-year-old security guard in Rio Claro, Trinidad And Tobago was found by police slumped behind his steering wheel on Sunday morning, according to the Trinidad and Tobago Guardian.

Police saw that the guard had a .38 caliber firearm in his right front pocket. Cops determined the man had accidentally shot off his genital part.

He was taken to a local hospital where he remains. Gawker reports that it's unclear whether medical staff was able to reattach or reassemble the guard's manhood.

As Gawker writes, to add insult to "the worst injury imaginable," the guard will likely face charges of illegal possession of a firearm because he allegedly didn't have a valid handgun license.


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Subject: Re: Security Guard Shoots His Penis Off

Written By: Howard on 01/24/13 at 7:29 am

Well,I guess he's not having sex anytime soon.

Subject: Re: Security Guard Shoots His Penis Off

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 01/25/13 at 5:46 pm

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"You'll shoot your dick off kid!!!"  :o

Subject: Re: Security Guard Shoots His Penis Off

Written By: Foo Bar on 01/27/13 at 7:10 pm

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Max missed the thread, so I'll do it: "Missed missing it by that much."

Subject: Re: Security Guard Shoots His Penis Off

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/29/13 at 8:16 pm

I thought I already replied to something about a guy shooting his own penis off.
???

Subject: Re: Security Guard Shoots His Penis Off

Written By: warped on 01/30/13 at 7:29 am


I thought I already replied to something about a guy shooting his own penis off.
???


I saw that & you did.

Here: http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=36141.msg2983927#msg2983927

Subject: Re: Security Guard Shoots His Penis Off

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/30/13 at 10:51 pm


I saw that & you did.

Here: http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=36141.msg2983927#msg2983927


Oh well, if they're shooting their own off, they're not shooting mine off. 
Mine is my own to....to....to shoot off!
:-[

Subject: Re: Security Guard Shoots His Penis Off

Written By: Howard on 01/31/13 at 7:20 am


Oh well, if they're shooting their own off, they're not shooting mine off. 
Mine is my own to....to....to shoot off!
:-[


no one is shooting mine either, that's for a girl to do.  :P

Subject: Re: Security Guard Shoots His Penis Off

Written By: warped on 01/31/13 at 7:28 am


Oh well, if they're shooting their own off, they're not shooting mine off. 
Mine is my own to....to....to shoot off!
:-
no one is shooting mine either, that's for a girl to do.  :P


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Happiness is a warm gun (bang bang, shoot shoot)

Subject: Re: Security Guard Shoots His Penis Off

Written By: Bobby on 02/06/13 at 6:34 pm


Oh well, if they're shooting their own off, they're not shooting mine off. 
Mine is my own to....to....to shoot off!
:-[


Haha...It's in the constitution.

I would rather mine be blown off than shot off...

Subject: Re: Security Guard Shoots His Penis Off

Written By: Howard on 02/06/13 at 7:51 pm


Haha...It's in the constitution.

I would rather mine be blown off than shot off...


I'd rather have mine be blown.  ;)

;D

Subject: Re: Security Guard Shoots His Penis Off

Written By: Bobby on 02/06/13 at 8:10 pm


I'd rather have mine be blown.  ;)

;D


Sort of what I was referring to, Howard.

Oh, for subtlety...  ;D

Subject: Re: Security Guard Shoots His Penis Off

Written By: Howard on 02/06/13 at 8:34 pm


Sort of what I was referring to, Howard.

Oh, for subtlety...  ;D



tis' better to be blown than to be blown off.

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