Jennifer Dempsey, 35, allegedly told cops couldn't have had sex with underage boys -- she was much too ill from the chemotherapy she was undergoing to treat her cancer.

It would be a decent alibi, for someone who actually has cancer.

Phoenix police say that Dempsey not only posed as a 16-year-old girl on Facebook to lure two boys -- aged 14 and 16 -- into sex acts, but that she also faked having cancer for the last five years, going so far as to shave her head and tape a fake chemotherapy port to her chest, CBS 5 reports.

Her family and neighbors all believed the act. "She wore a tube all the time," Carolyn Chavez, office manager at Dempsey's condominium complex, told the station. "We've had other residents with cancer and I thought she fit the profile."

When Dempsey found herself under investigation for allegedly having sex with minors, she attempted to use the cancer ruse to her advantage, police say.

"She said is the reason why she didn't engage in the sexual conduct -- because she was constantly ill from chemotherapy, all of which we learned in the following days, was not true," Phoenix police spokesman Sgt. Trent Crump told CBS 5.

Dempsey also allegedly faked being pregnant, telling both of her victims that she was with child.
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