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Subject: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: warped on 02/26/13 at 12:49 pm
Rasoul Speight Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
It's the type of achievement that won't make it into Guinness World Records: A New Jersey man has been arrested after New Jersey police allegedly found 100 bags of heroin in his anus.
Rasoul Speight, 32, was pulled over during a routine traffic stop last Thursday. After police allegedly smelled marijuana, they searched Speight's car, but found "nothing of evidentiary value," according to UPI.com.
Both Speight and his passenger, Gary Sylak, 25, were arrested due to outstanding traffic warrants, and taken to police headquarters.
It was there that officials conducted a cavity search of the suspects and discovered the heroin in Speight's heiney, with an estimated value of $1,000 in New York City and $2,000 in upstate New York, which is where they were heading, The Smoking Gun reported.
Police say Speight is a member of the Bloods street gang, according to the Daily Mail. Both Speight and Sylak were charged with possession of heroin with intent to sell, possession of heroin and tampering with evidence, according to NJ.com. Sylak was also charged with possessing a syringe and drug paraphernalia.
The two are currently booked at the Bergen County Jail.
What a bummer...
100 Bags Of Heroin In The Ass, 100 Bags Of Heroin. Take One Down, pass it around, Ninety-Nine Bags of Heroin In The Ass...
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/26/13 at 2:21 pm
Why you walkin' so funny, son?
So just say NO kids, you don't know where that dope had been!
:o
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: Howard on 02/26/13 at 7:31 pm
Wow imagine if he had to go to the bathroom? :o
;D
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: Foo Bar on 02/27/13 at 11:14 pm
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a6/Jenkem1.jpg
I don't always consume recreational pharmaceuticals, but when I do, I prefer the legal and naturally-fermented ones.
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/27/13 at 11:40 pm
I don't always consume recreational pharmaceuticals, but when I do, I prefer the legal and naturally-fermented ones.
On the one hand Jenkem is a hoax. On the other hand, they probably just figured out how to make the stuff in a Florida supermax.
So, who's to say?
:-\\
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: Bobby on 03/02/13 at 9:08 am
Mmmmmm. That stuff is good s.hit. ;D
It reminds me of that old question I would ask my mates at work when I'm bored; "would you do *whatever* for a million pounds?"
This guy would stick a 100 bags of heroin up his arse for $2,000. I'm not sure it's worth the gape to be honest.
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: Howard on 03/02/13 at 7:52 pm
Mmmmmm. That stuff is good s.hit. ;D
It reminds me of that old question I would ask my mates at work when I'm bored; "would you do *whatever* for a million pounds?"
This guy would stick a 100 bags of heroin up his arse for $2,000. I'm not sure it's worth the gape to be honest.
I'd do it for $5000.
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: Bobby on 03/03/13 at 9:37 am
I'd do it for $5000.
LOL!!! ;D
Howard, I can't give you $5000 for sticking 100 bags of heoin up your Khyber Pass but I am going to give you karma for making me laugh. ;D
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: Howard on 03/03/13 at 2:35 pm
LOL!!! ;D
Howard, I can't give you $5000 for sticking 100 bags of heoin up your Khyber Pass but I am going to give you karma for making me laugh. ;D
It's like saying "What Would you do for a Klondike Bar".
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: Bobby on 03/03/13 at 4:13 pm
It's like saying "What Would you do for a Klondike Bar".
Most likely. What are Klondike bars?
What would you do for a Klondike bar, Howard?
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: warped on 03/03/13 at 4:22 pm
What would you do for a Klondike bar, Howard?
Do we all really want to know the answer to that? ;D
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: Bobby on 03/03/13 at 4:51 pm
Do we all really want to know the answer to that? ;D
Heh heh.
As long as Howard doesn't say he would stick 100 bags of heroin up his bum, we're alright. :)
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: Howard on 03/04/13 at 6:57 am
Most likely. What are Klondike bars?
What would you do for a Klondike bar, Howard?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Z1yec_TNx_k/TyZr5EsR53I/AAAAAAAAE3w/5MDJjjajg94/s1600/klondike_mint_chocolate_chip_01.JPG
This is a Klondike Bar, it's an ice cream shaped into a square.
What would I do? I don't know let me think about it and get back to you. :D
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: Howard on 03/04/13 at 6:57 am
Do we all really want to know the answer to that? ;D
Then I won't answer that. :P
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: Howard on 03/04/13 at 6:58 am
Heh heh.
As long as Howard doesn't say he would stick 100 bags of heroin up his bum, we're alright. :)
I wouldn't do that, that would hurt. (later on)
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: warped on 03/04/13 at 7:15 am
I wouldn't do that, that would hurt. (later on)
later on?
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: Howard on 03/04/13 at 7:28 am
later on?
when you have to sit on the toilet.
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: warped on 03/04/13 at 7:45 am
when you have to sit on the toilet.
I'm at the age where I have an annual prostate exam. Doctor sticks finger...in an uncomfortable area. It’s not pleasant.
I'm thinking…If someone stuck 100 bags of heroin in my anus, that would be most unpleasant and cause some pain/discomfort, long before I even considered going to the toilet. I don't know how that guy felt. Glad it wasn't me.
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: Bobby on 03/04/13 at 5:03 pm
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Z1yec_TNx_k/TyZr5EsR53I/AAAAAAAAE3w/5MDJjjajg94/s1600/klondike_mint_chocolate_chip_01.JPG
This is a Klondike Bar, it's an ice cream shaped into a square.
What would I do? I don't know let me think about it and get back to you. :D
They look nice, Howard.
Alright then, mate. Don't think too hard.
I'm at the age where I have an annual prostate exam. Doctor sticks finger...in an uncomfortable area. It’s not pleasant.
I'm thinking…If someone stuck 100 bags of heroin in my anus, that would be most unpleasant and cause some pain/discomfort, long before I even considered going to the toilet. I don't know how that guy felt. Glad it wasn't me.
I reckon those bags were made of unforgiving plastic too which must cause more damage inside than a few paper cuts. He must have received a certain amount of anal scratching.
I'm obviously thinking about this more than necessary. ;D
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/04/13 at 7:11 pm
Hmmm...an even hundred. Not 97, not 102, butt 100. That means the cops had to count them all!
And though the bags were rather small, they had to count them all...
:D
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: warped on 03/04/13 at 7:19 pm
Hmmm...an even hundred. Not 97, not 102, butt 100. That means the cops had to count them all!
And though the bags were rather small, they had to count them all...
:D
Now they know how many bags it takes to fill the anus hole....
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/04/13 at 7:30 pm
Now they know how many bags it takes to fill the anus hole....
Nyuck Nyuck! 'zactly!
I'll shove 100 bags of heroin up my bum but not ONE baggie more, you got me?
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/147/8/4/Contipated_Smiley_Plz_by_xxChels922xx.gif
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: Howard on 03/04/13 at 8:03 pm
I'm at the age where I have an annual prostate exam. Doctor sticks finger...in an uncomfortable area. It’s not pleasant.
I guess it's too early for me to have one? ???
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: Howard on 03/04/13 at 8:05 pm
Nyuck Nyuck! 'zactly!
I'll shove 100 bags of heroin up my bum but not ONE baggie more, you got me?
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/147/8/4/Contipated_Smiley_Plz_by_xxChels922xx.gif
But how far should it go? :D
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: Goodogbadog on 03/05/13 at 6:34 pm
Heh heh.
As long as Howard doesn't say he would stick 100 bags of heroin up his bum, we're alright. :)
Anyone who thinks that having 100 bags of heroin up their ass is a big deal, has not seen a bag of heroin. :P
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: Bobby on 03/05/13 at 7:42 pm
Anyone who thinks that having 100 bags of heroin up their ass is a big deal, has not seen a bag of heroin. :P
Would you try it then for a Klondike bar?
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: Red Ant on 04/28/13 at 10:44 am
Anyone who thinks that having 100 bags of heroin up their ass is a big deal, has not seen a bag of heroin. :P
true. and anyone who would hide 100 bags of heroin there is probably not familiar with jails. You are GOING to get cavity searched if you go there. or maybe they are TOO familiar with jails. lol
Ant
Subject: Re: Man Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Anus
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/28/13 at 11:53 pm
true. and anyone who would hide 100 bags of heroin there is probably not familiar with jails. You are GOING to get cavity searched if you go there. or maybe they are TOO familiar with jails. lol
Ant
Fifty bags to bribe the guards and fifty bags for my buddy!
:)
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