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Subject: Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Wang

Written By: warped on 03/03/13 at 7:22 am

Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Penis In Indonesia.

An Indonesian woman drowned her nine-year-old son in the bath, claiming she was worried that his "small penis" would affect his prospects for the future, a police spokesman said Thursday.

The 38-year-old woman from the capital Jakarta told police her son had had a small penis prior to being circumcised, but that it appeared to shrink further after the operation, police spokesman Rikwanto, who goes by one name, told AFP.

"She told police investigators that she killed him as he would have a bleak future with his small penis," Rikwanto said.

"She drowned her son in a bathtub filled with water. She then dressed him and laid him on a bed. After that, she went to a nearby police office to report her crime."

Rikwanto said the woman was fully conscious of what she had done, but police ordered a psychological test to assess her mental condition.



Subject: Re: Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Wang

Written By: Bobby on 03/03/13 at 9:30 am

The poor little sod is going to have an even bleaker future being dead, lol.

There are a lot of people out there that need a psychological test before they are given the privilege to have children.  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Wang

Written By: Red Ant on 03/03/13 at 12:04 pm


There are a lot of people out there that need a psychological test before they are given the privilege to have children.  ::) ;D


Yeah, something like this:

Category #52: Question # 13,400 of #25,000. Note: Any wrong answers in this section will immediately DQ you from having children, ever.

One day you are staring at your 9 year old son's junk. You notice it appears small. Do you:

a) Disregard it as 9 year olds havent started puberty and any size measurement now will likely mean nothing
b) Remember that you are a trailer trash gutter slut and realize that just because you are a size queen doesn't mean the average or below average boy has a problem
c) Check your glasses and your brain, having realized that you just sized up your own kid's package
d) Put on 20 Fingers ft Gillette's "Short Dick Man" and laugh hysterically while drowning him in a bathtub because he is never going to get laid with a dick that small.
e) A + C

Ant

Subject: Re: Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Wang

Written By: warped on 03/03/13 at 1:28 pm


Yeah, something like this:

Category #52: Question # 13,400 of #25,000. Note: Any wrong answers in this section will immediately DQ you from having children, ever.

One day you are staring at your 9 year old son's junk. You notice it appears small. Do you:

a) Disregard it as 9 year olds havent started puberty and any size measurement now will likely mean nothing
b) Remember that you are a trailer trash gutter slut and realize that just because you are a size queen doesn't mean the average or below average boy has a problem
c) Check your glasses and your brain, having realized that you just sized up your own kid's package
d) Put on 20 Fingers ft Gillette's "Short Dick Man" and laugh hysterically while drowning him in a bathtub because he is never going to get laid with a dick that small.
e) A + C

Ant


Do I get a 50/50?    ???
Signed: Snooki from Jersey Shore.

Subject: Re: Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Wang

Written By: Bobby on 03/03/13 at 1:40 pm


Yeah, something like this:

Category #52: Question # 13,400 of #25,000. Note: Any wrong answers in this section will immediately DQ you from having children, ever.

One day you are staring at your 9 year old son's junk. You notice it appears small. Do you:

a) Disregard it as 9 year olds havent started puberty and any size measurement now will likely mean nothing
b) Remember that you are a trailer trash gutter slut and realize that just because you are a size queen doesn't mean the average or below average boy has a problem
c) Check your glasses and your brain, having realized that you just sized up your own kid's package
d) Put on 20 Fingers ft Gillette's "Short Dick Man" and laugh hysterically while drowning him in a bathtub because he is never going to get laid with a dick that small.
e) A + C

Ant


Haha.  ;D

I may have to cheat and sneak a peak at the person's answers next to me...

Subject: Re: Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Wang

Written By: Howard on 03/03/13 at 2:32 pm


Yeah, something like this:

Category #52: Question # 13,400 of #25,000. Note: Any wrong answers in this section will immediately DQ you from having children, ever.

One day you are staring at your 9 year old son's junk. You notice it appears small. Do you:

a) Disregard it as 9 year olds havent started puberty and any size measurement now will likely mean nothing
b) Remember that you are a trailer trash gutter slut and realize that just because you are a size queen doesn't mean the average or below average boy has a problem
c) Check your glasses and your brain, having realized that you just sized up your own kid's package
d) Put on 20 Fingers ft Gillette's "Short Dick Man" and laugh hysterically while drowning him in a bathtub because he is never going to get laid with a dick that small.
e) A + C

Ant


I will say A.

Subject: Re: Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Wang

Written By: Howard on 03/03/13 at 2:33 pm

I wouldn't let her go near my junk.  :o

Subject: Re: Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Wang

Written By: Bobby on 03/03/13 at 4:12 pm


I will say A.


Well done, Howard. Go to the top of the class.  ;D


I wouldn't let her go near my junk.  :o


I think she would have a hard time drowning you in the bath, Howard.

Subject: Re: Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Wang

Written By: Howard on 03/04/13 at 7:00 am

I think she would have a hard time drowning you in the bath, Howard.

depends on how big her bathtub is.

Subject: Re: Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Wang

Written By: philbo on 03/04/13 at 9:06 am


...The 38-year-old woman from the capital Jakarta told police her son had had a small penis prior to being circumcised, but that it appeared to shrink further after the operation, police spokesman Rikwanto, who goes by one name, told AFP...

Circumcision aged nine?  Ouch.

..something tells me they weren't doing it right.

Subject: Re: Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Wang

Written By: warped on 03/04/13 at 12:04 pm


Circumcision aged nine?  Ouch.

..something tells me they weren't doing it right.


Many Jewish people have their son circumcised after 8 days. She got confused between "days" and "years"  ::)
Or, procrastination.

(Or stupidity)

Subject: Re: Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Wang

Written By: philbo on 03/04/13 at 12:12 pm

I know - 8 or 9 days, and you'll have no memory of it.  Let's just hope the poor kid had a surgeon rather than a mohel

Subject: Re: Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Wang

Written By: Step-chan on 03/04/13 at 1:32 pm

Aiyah!

http://www.avatarsdb.com/avatars/animated_snoop_dogg.gif

I have no other words for this.

Subject: Re: Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Wang

Written By: warped on 03/04/13 at 1:36 pm


Aiyah!



My wife says "Aiyah" all the time, it's a Chinese thing I guess. Are you Chinese?

Subject: Re: Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Wang

Written By: Bobby on 03/04/13 at 4:59 pm


depends on how big her bathtub is.


I was thinking more her strength to pin you under the water rather than the size of the bathtub.  ;D


Circumcision aged nine?  Ouch.

..something tells me they weren't doing it right.


Circumcision at a late age and then a ducking? That poor kid never stood a chance.  ;D

Subject: Re: Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Wang

Written By: Howard on 03/04/13 at 8:07 pm


Circumcision aged nine?  Ouch.

..something tells me they weren't doing it right.


they for got the jewish tradition.

Subject: Re: Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Wang

Written By: Goodogbadog on 03/05/13 at 6:31 pm


Mother Kills 9-Year-Old Son For Having Small Penis In Indonesia.

An Indonesian woman drowned her nine-year-old son in the bath, claiming she was worried that his "small penis" would affect his prospects for the future, a police spokesman said Thursday.

The 38-year-old woman from the capital Jakarta told police her son had had a small penis prior to being circumcised, but that it appeared to shrink further after the operation, police spokesman Rikwanto, who goes by one name, told AFP.

"She told police investigators that she killed him as he would have a bleak future with his small penis," Rikwanto said.

Rikwanto said the woman was fully conscious of what she had done, but police ordered a psychological test to assess her mental condition.


"She drowned her son in a bathtub filled with water. She then dressed him and laid him on a bed. After that, she went to a nearby police office to report her crime."


Geez, can you imagine what she did to her daughters!!  :o

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