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Subject: 'Ghostbuster' Huang Jianjun Allegedly Tried To Perform Exorcism With His Penis
Written By: warped on 08/26/13 at 4:01 pm
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/24/ghostbuster-exorcism-with-penis_n_3809865.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
Huang Jianjun was arrested this month in China's Guangdong Province for allegedly convincing a woman that his penis could get rid of evil spirits in her vagina, according to a translation of the Southern Metropolis Daily by the Global Times.
The victim allegedly came to the self-described "Ghostbuster" because she needed help seducing her boss who she had a crush on. That's when Jianjun allegedly pitched the unorthodox exorcism idea.
"Huang then convinced to have intercourse after explaining that ghosts in her vagina are preventing her boss from falling in love with her - ghosts he could only catch with his penis"
Jianjun allegedly told authorities he couldn't have had sex with the victim because diabetes prevents him from achieving an erection. As TNT Down Under surmises, "So it turns out he wouldn’t have been able to help with the ghost problem after all."
The story has also caused the Frisky's Ami Angelowicz to breakup with the so-called buster of ghosts.
"Huang, you have crossed the line. You are a sick f--k," Angelowicz writes in an angry letter announcing the severing of her romantic ties with Jianjun.
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Too weird. Some guys will do anything to get a girl....
Subject: Re: 'Ghostbuster' Huang Jianjun Allegedly Tried To Perform Exorcism With His Penis
Written By: MaxwellSmart on 08/28/13 at 6:29 pm
I tried that line, all I got was a whiskey sour in the face.
8)
Subject: Re: 'Ghostbuster' Huang Jianjun Allegedly Tried To Perform Exorcism With His Penis
Written By: Howard on 08/29/13 at 7:57 am
I can't even perform an exorcism with mine. :(
Subject: Re: 'Ghostbuster' Huang Jianjun Allegedly Tried To Perform Exorcism With His Penis
Written By: The Valley Goth on 11/19/13 at 1:58 am
Like, Hi, Fer Shurr,
ROTFLMAO!
I couldn't be more disappointed! If that guy's dick was supposed to be used in order to perform an exorcism, then he should have at LEAST crossed the air with it, fer SHURR!
;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: 'Ghostbuster' Huang Jianjun Allegedly Tried To Perform Exorcism With His Penis
Written By: Howard on 11/19/13 at 8:01 am
Like, Hi, Fer Shurr,
ROTFLMAO!
I couldn't be more disappointed! If that guy's dick was supposed to be used in order to perform an exorcism, then he should have at LEAST crossed the air with it, fer SHURR!
;D ;D ;D
How should it do that?
Subject: Re: 'Ghostbuster' Huang Jianjun Allegedly Tried To Perform Exorcism With His Penis
Written By: Foo Bar on 11/20/13 at 10:46 pm
Crossing the streams would be bad.
Subject: Re: 'Ghostbuster' Huang Jianjun Allegedly Tried To Perform Exorcism With His Penis
Written By: 80sfan on 12/15/13 at 4:38 pm
Was the ghost at least 18?